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Friendly reminder 2017-07-23 04:03:31 Post No. 38558705
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Friendly reminder Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:03:31 Post No. 38558705 [Report]

>He's a virgin

Yeah, I hope you don't let anyone aware of that outside of your neckbeard weeb forums. People don't take too kindly to that. If you somehow manage to get a GF don't you dare fucking tell her that shit or you will definitely not be getting any pussy before she breaks up with you.

My 2nd gf who I lost my virginity to never even knew. Don't run your mouth "I love and respect you so I'm glad I waited for you, can't wait until we finally bang it'll be our first time" (Protip: It won't be her's even if she's a virgin she isn't gonna respect the fact that you can't get laid) You'll look like a cringey cuck, just lie and say you slay pussy. Even after you bang her don't pull a "You're so special i'm glad you took my buhginity card"

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:08:10 Post No.38558801
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>Laughing girls.jpg

Yah I sure am concerned about what some hypothetical women think about anything, let alone what some bait faggot thinks they think on r9k

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:08:27 Post No.38558811
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:08:27 Post No.38558811 [Report]

No im gonna tell her. Any girl that turns you down for being a virgin never liked you much in the first place

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:11:05 Post No.38558864
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>>38558705
this is a totally original bait. oh wow got me so far OP hahahahahahaha

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:12:40 Post No.38558898
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>>38558811
Fucking omega. No wonder you're still a virgin

>B-but she doesn't like me for me!
Doesn't matter retard, it's called playing the game. It's how you get pussy like me as opposed to you jerking off by yourself in your mother's basement

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:44:26 Post No.38559511
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:44:26 Post No.38559511 [Report]

>>38558898
You're going to die alone if you play games for too long, anon.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:45:58 Post No.38559544
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:45:58 Post No.38559544 [Report]

I outed myself by being shy and quieter during sex topics.

No one fucked cares.

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:47:58 Post No.38559592
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:47:58 Post No.38559592 [Report]

>>38558898

Im not desperate for sex so i can afford to take risk like that. The power of detachment

Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:49:01 Post No.38559619
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Anonymous 2017-07-23 04:49:01 Post No.38559619 [Report]

>>38558898
Biggest irony of all is you wasting your time here outs you as one yourself

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/