Would you work as a sissy secretary for 15k+ a month? You would

Take you faggotry to /lgbt/. Don't come back.

>>38557969
i'd do it but i'd really hope they'd do sexual stuff to me

fucking degenerate faggot please keep your faggotry to yourself

If I had what it takes to be a sissy I'd do it anyways
But I'm a little too masculine

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>>38557969
Fuck you. This is now foreign territory for you now. Also, I'm taking control of this thread.

>>38557969
I'd find a job in the lumber industry because being that huge of a massive faggot could finally be a tiny bit of value to them, which I know you'd like. Kill yourself. No one wants your faggotry.

>>38557969
>>38557969
considering I'm a balding staunch 6'2 hairy gorilla of a man with scars and burns all over my face and hands they wouldn't have too much fun with me.

>>38557969
>Would you work as a sissy secretary for 15k+ a month?
>You would be given a female name, be refered to as her/she, and would be forced to dress provocatively and speak in a high pitched voice at all times. Your male bosses will be allowed to grope you and whisper sexy things into your ears, but you won't be forced to do any sexual acts. All of your co-workers (except for higher ups) will be girls, so most of your socializing will be done with them.
>You won't get paid unless you work there full time for atleast two years (youll have to give your earnings back).
>What's your choice?

Fun fact - this is what moot is doing right now

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>>38558286
Yep this thread is now spidey controlled fuck off OP

>>38557969
yes I would do that

that's my fetish.
fuck that's hot.
what's my name, sir?

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In this day and night we fight the cancer.

https://lockedinlace.com/main/officegame

>>38558339
TlNA

>>38558306
>Fun fact - this is what moot is doing right now
literal kek
good job

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>>38557969
>Would you work as a sissy secretary

No

>for 15k+ a month?

...Sure I could that

>>38557969
Considering that i have Chris-chan's level of looks, this isn t happening.

>>38558380
>TlNA
Thank you, sir. I love my new name. You are so smart. I hope to please you here at your company, sir.

>>38557969
>but you won't be forced to do any sexual acts
dropped

>>38558146
first post is indeed the best post

>>38558441
>>but you won't be forced to do any sexual acts
>dropped
it's your job to do a good enough job as your boss' sissy secretary to change his mind, silly.

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This has been for far too long. It's time for a change and that is to go back to /r9k/ early purpose.

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>>38558472
oh, in this case I would do my best

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Faggotry won't be tolerated anymore.

>>38558531
>oh, in this case I would do my best
you better, or he might bend you over his lap and give you a proper spanking.

fuck off faggot, saged

>>>/lgbt/

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A new day is dawning. A new age is coming.

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>>38558575
>tfw also painslut
I can't lose

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You have your own board. It is time to go back.

yes sir, what will I be referred to as and what's my first assignment?

>make 360,000 in two years
>slowly get acclimated to talking to girls and get full insight to what they actually look for in guys
>end up with a strong case for sexual harassment in the workplace and can sue for more money in the end
>can write some self-serving book about going undercover and what it's *really* like for women in the workforce and make a nice stack of cash from that
>only have to pretend to be a girl and get hit on by guys
>jokes on them, I'm a man
What's to lose? It's not like I have anything positive going on now anyways.

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>>38558711
Stop letting those threads brainwash you.

>>38558774
>Stop letting those threads brainwash you.
the company will make you look very pretty, anon. you will fit right in!

>>38557969
Why do gays always rape children?

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>>38558872
I'll gladly say no because I'm not a huge faggot. But if you want to ship yourself with dick. That is your problem. Just not on here.

you know when /r9k/ has become nu/b/ when you have to bring out the spiderman to purge this cancer

>>38559274
wow it's almost like that was literally the reason why they made the board

>>38559292
go back to /Igbt/ faggot

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>>38559274
What if we could get the old /r9k/ and the lu/r9k/ers back before this time with OC and epic post.

>>38558306
Who is moot?
Originaicolic

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>>38559383
I have nothing to tell you but to lurk moar before making such bad post.

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>>38557969
Considering I'm nearly 30, hairy as hell and not feminine looking at all, I think this would be hilarious, so sure. I hope this is what you enjoy fantasizing about you weirdos.

>>38557969
The voice thing would probably hurt and not be the least bit girly, but fuck yes that's a lot of money for easy work

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Dayum. The shills doesn't give up. Does it ?

i'm trans and i wouldn't because it's immensely disrespectful

>>38559510
i'd kill for your jawline desu
no amount of surgery can make my face less wide

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This had gotten so bad that I had to do this.

>>38557969
Yes I would love to do this so much.

>>38559736
fuck off tranny
this ain't about you and your "gender" lies

>>38559736
His jawline is clearly masculine though

lots of girls have wide faces

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Do not reply to these threads. They're psyop done by paid shills destined to turn you into a gaylord. We're trying to cure your faggotry and this board too.

>>38559903
it could be fixed with surgery, and then you have a slender face
i could probably only get like... mildly less circle-y

>>38559904
i want to be a gaylord so im gonna keep responding

>>38559904
I want to be more gay
My dream is to be as gay as possible.

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Until this thread get completely derailed. We will cure the cancer of this board.

haha you are pretty far out man

>>38557969
Only if my boss is a female dyke and rapes me regularly

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post moar spidey.

>>38558421
This. I can play that role for for 15k+ a month. I wouldn't be a good looking woman, so I don't even think I'd have to deal with the derogatory comments.

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>>38560399
Sucks I lost my folder of spiderman pictures (>60), but I can always rexpand it now I guess

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>>38560607
That would be helpful for such thread.

>>38557969

Is that 15k a month before or after taxes?

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Posting more spiderman pic.

https://youtu.be/7z1UuTkD4bc?t=182

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>You won't get paid.
What's the point then?
>Coworkers all girls.
Nope nope nope nope.

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I'm not done yet. More coming through.

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SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERMAN DO
SPIN A WEB ANY SIZE
HE WILL SCOLD EVERY JEW

>>38557969
>15k a month
Where do I sign up?

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Brought this faggot thread back to the ground.

>>38558709
Take this rifle and head to the sniping point. You will receive further orders through your personal radio. From now on, your codename will be Liquid Fox.

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A spiderman thread a day keep the faggot and blacked away.

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Did somebody say spiderman thread?