It's over lads. My oneitis got a boyfriend.

>>38557397
Looks like frying pan fucked a pig

Your oneitis is fat.

You're onetis looks like a very happy hippo, gut her like a pig, mutilate the girl

>>38557397
LOL, your oneitis is a moon-faced porker.

>>38557417
>>38557426
THESE are not NICE. DELET.

>>38557397
Shoot them both then suicide by cop

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That guy should be able to do better than that unless he has the gayvoice to be honest

Aye, what hope is there for me?

they look like inbred white trash retards who go "muddin" for fun.

>>38557460
>>38557435
This is the only way OP, you disgusting chubby chaser

Oink oink oink. Piggie spotted on the right. She's reaching for that guy on the left he looks pretty average to above average.

>>38557466
I graduated from University of Victoria with really good grades.

>>38557468
they don't look very southern to me

does op break the rules for being a zoofile?

>>38557466
>>38557525
When is this fag coming out with a new season?

He looks genuinely happy. Don't wait so long OP, if you see a bitch, you gotta yank that shit real fast before she gets away.

>>38557537
I am not the guy in the picture so no I'm not breaking rules.

My oneitis said she "isn't really in a hour of life she would like to have a relationship", what do lads?

>>38557614
Prepare yourself for when she gets a black bf in a week.

>>38557730
rude, dont say that to him

>>38557397
>his onitis isnt even cute
shit mang if you are going to obsess over someone and then agonize over it at least pick a good looking one

>>38557614
>isn't really in a hour of life

kill her

>>38557614
Happened to me too before. I think what she really means (implying she isn't just trying to turn you down politely) is that she likes you but genuinely doesn't know if she wants a relationship. I think the proper course of action is just to take things slow and let her feelings grow for you to the point that she's willing to get closer. That's what I would've done in retrospect, but when my oneitis told me that, I decided to ghost her and move on because that was the advice other people told me to do. I ran into her last month and man do I regret it, wish I had just been more persistent.

if a guy who looks like that can only get fat cunts theres no hope for any of you

>>38557466
I love this niggerfaggot

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>>38557397
>tfw oneitis has never had a bf
>tfw you still have no idea how to make her your gf

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Guys a Chad-lite and could only snag a hippo like that


it's OVER.
.

She looks like a literal pig human, who the fuck cares OP. Also you must be disgustingly ugly if you couldn't pull her

>>38557397
You can probably win her over if you buy her a big bucket of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and gravy. Lots of gravy, she looks like she drinks that shit by the quart.

Kill yourself highschooler cancer fag

You guys are horrid.

What if she is a really nice person?

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>>38557397
>Counter logic gaming

>>38557614
That basically means fuck off

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mine turned out to be a lesbian with a fetish for the occasional black male. just fuck me up already senpai

>>38557397
Feel it for you bro

Honestly do

>clg jersey
absolutely disgusting

>>38557397
she has a lot of meat on them bones

>>38557397
dude shes fat

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>>38557397
now I see why they say traps are not gay
oof

>>38557397
you fell in love with a pig?So progressive.

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What am I supposed to do, lads? My little piggy is taken. :(

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It could always be worse
>have oneitis
>always spend time together
>one day she's sad
>tells me she loves me
>starts kissing me
>says she always loved me
>asks to be a couple
>can't make it public because of her mom
>celebrate
>a week later I catch her holding hands and walking with some guy
>ask her what the fuck
>wtf we weren't ever dating
It's hell my friend. especially when the same scenario played out multiple times throughout highschool

>>38557825
I dont know man, we even have been "boyfriend and girlfriend" some years ago, but then we broke up for some personal reasons and stoped talking to each other. I've knew that for some months she dated some guy that she really liked, but then turned out that he was a complete jerk chaddarinno and they broke up. But this year we've started to talk again and know we're really closer. Idk, I'm so pathetic that I'm asking help on /r9k/.

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>>38559072
what a terrible and disgusting waste of bacon

>>38559072
I thought the guy had a Rubber Johnny head for a second.

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>oneitis tells you when she loses her virginity
>she tells you about all the dudes she's fucked
>is genuinely a good person and friend so you can't cut her off without being a huge piece of shit

This is suffering

I'd fuck the boyfriend.

>>38559337
>somehow manage to have two friends who are also girls
>one gets dumped
>starts fucking a bunch of guys
>cries to me and other girl
>other girl says it's okay and she did the same thing too
>as I sit there a virgin
Women are bad people. Don't be kind to them

>>38559177
had a girl that did something similar to me. turns out she stopped taking her medication and started fucking my best friend and pretty much everyone else. called me at some point later crying and saying sorry. saw her again several years later riding her bike to work. turned out she lived in the same city. she seemed a lot better. i think she's married now.

>>38559337
wow you are a fgt kek

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>>38559072
>>38557397
There's something about girls like that that makes me want to do this to them.

>>38557397
She's honestly not even cute.

>>38557397
>>38559072
I want to mindbreak a girl like this

>>38557397
She better have huge tits or something to make up for that face.