ITT we post someone we'd like to have as a father.

>>38551279
>tfw no lee from walking dead father

>>38551279
>implying Rollins wasn't ridden with father issues in the past
I can't really think of anybody myself. I have no hope for men in this day and age.

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>>38551279
I need no father figure because I was destined for greatness.

>>38551485
>[insert the crying guy who ascended from mortal desires comic]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WamkRSDeD8

My wife's father and my uncle have been pretty good to me though so it's not all bad.

He'd bully you like he did that fan.

>>38551699
You mean that hipster who kept shouting "get in the van"?

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I'd also have a cutie for a mom... but I guess I wouldn't find her cute?

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>tfw you will never have a stern but fair father who cares about the wellbeing of you and your friends

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I love my dad but if I couldnt have him...

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mite be interesting

>>38551279
what a fucking cuck

HEY THIS IS HENRY ROLLINS. I WAS IN A BAND IN THE 80s THAT EVERYBODY SAYS THEY LIKE, BUT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO. I'M A VEGAN MAN, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?! BRACE YOURSELF 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BEAT YOU DOWN WITH MY BASIC BITCH POLITICAL OPINIONS STATED WITH A DETERMINED INTENSITY. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE MY CONVENTIONAL MAJORITY STATED MONOTONOUSLY OVER SOME BLAND HARDCORE GUITAR RIFFS. SEE I'M A PUNK ROCKER BUT I'M OLD NOW, OLD AND WISE. BEING OLDER MEANS I'M SMARTER EVEN THOUGH NONE OF MY POSITIONS HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS AN EDGY TEENAGER, CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT AMERICA? I THINK MASCULINITY IS DUMB THAT'S WHY I MAKE TOUGH GUY FACES AND LIFT WEIGHTS AND STUFF. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU LIKE MASCULINITY. I REGULARLY DONATE TO THE SPLC, I REALLY HATE SOUTHERN POVERTY, HOPEFULLY WE CAN WIPE IT OUT ONE DAY. SEE I'M A WHITE GUY BUT I CAN'T STAND WHITE GUYS. THIS IS A BRAVE, BOLD STATEMENT I SHOULDN'T BE MAKING, I MIGHT LOSE FRIENDS AND SOCIAL CAPITAL FOR SAYING IT. SORRY IF THAT BURSTS YOUR BUBBLE HONKY BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GONNA BE. HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL AND NORMAL, SOMEONE HAS TO TELL YOU THIS AMERICA AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME. I CAN HANDLE THE SHITSTORM THAT'LL FOLLOW, I HAVE ALL THOSE MUSCLES AND STUFF. SO I CAN AFFORD TO DECLARE WHOLEHEARTED SUPPORT FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY POLICIES AND CULTURAL MORAYS THAT HAVE BEEN ALTERED, TOP DOWN, BY OUR ELITE RULING CLASS, SORRY.

>>38552139
that is a she, from the looks of it.

>>38552170
YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD THIS PERSPECTIVE BEFORE SO I'M GONNA LAY IT OUT IN SIMPLE TERMS: SODOMY FEELS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD TRY IT, THINGS THAT FEEL GOOD ARE ALWAYS GOOD AND THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO DO THINGS THAT FEEL GOOD. THERE SURE AS HELL ISN'T ANY REASON TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO DO THINGS THAT FEEL GOOD, LET ALONE PREVENT THEM FROM DOING THINGS THAT FEEL GOOD, EVEN IF IT GIVES THEM AIDS. CONFORMITY IS LIKE DEATH, IT'S RIGOR MORTIS FOR YOUR SOUL AND THAT'S WHY I'M A NON-CONFORMIST WHO FULLY SUPPORTS EVERY STATE SUPPORTED CULTURAL CHANGE THAT HAS TAKEN PLACE IN THE LAST THIRTY YEARS. I PLAN ON CONTINUING TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND FIGHT IN THE SAFE SPACE THAT THE RULING ELITES HAVE FORMED FOR ME WITHIN THEIR GLOBAL POWER STRUCTURE. THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE, 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT! I'M A FIFTY-THREE YEAR OLD WHITE MAN, AND I'M SINGLE, AND I'M NOT A FATHER. I'M LIVING THE DREAM AND WHEN I DIE I'LL LEAVE NOT A TRACE. GONE FOREVER. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO GO EXTINCT?! HEH, DIDN'T THINK SO LOSER! HAVE FUN FIGHTING AGAINST YOUR GENOCIDE YOU FRAGILE WEAKLINGS!

>>38552170
>>38552198

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE DAILY SHOAH REFERENCE!

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

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I wish I was half the genius this man was

>>38552173
>that is a she
Anon, we have bad news for you!

>>38552170
Well done, you parroted le mem video.

>>38551699
That's kinda the point.

>>38551765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-xMkHgan0Y

>>38552245
Enjoying having half the penius a white man has.

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Every day
Original u cunt

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>>38551279
>wanting a father that thinks real men don't use guns
lol

>>38551339
fuck you. i had forgotten that ending.

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The smartest man in the podcasting industry.

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Forever and always Christopher Langan.

>>38552314
>muh dick
We value different things

>>38552463
I guess that means you're already stupid and small-dicked? I have 148 IQs and value each and every one of them, but I also have 10 inches of hot, veiny, pulsating meat and wouldn't want to lose them either.

>>38551279
How can you not want him as a father? You pretty much have a free ticket to become an artist and hook up with artsy qt3.14's. What's there not to love?

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>>38552587
Forgot the image in a very original way.

>>38551279
His political beliefs make no sense

He literally has a fucking tattoo on his chest that says "I KILL NIGGERS"

>>38552514
I am white
You definitely don't have an IQ above 110
The fact that you are so fixated on race is an indication of the failure you are in real life

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>daddy issues: the thread

Anyways, posting goat.

>>38552674
Okay, friendo, I'll take your word for it over my results from MENSA and the fact that I'm pursuing my PhD in mathematics at the best university in the world for math. :^)

>>38552736
Well guess what? You're a dumb little cunt compared to me.

>>38552736
This is getting sad m8, you're only lying to yourself.