Post someone and that person will be your gf/bf.
>>38551256
YAY I AM SO EXCITED LADS
>>38551256
Giv Audrey Horne gf.
>>38551256
I need to pee so might as well get this out of the way.
fingers originally crossed
ravioli
I don't know who she is, I don't even know her name, but apparently she goes here so why not.
Cure her lesbianism with your meme magic and send her to me.
wow you guys have some real pretty girlfriends
am jealous
>>38551256
time to oil up
>>38551256
It's gonna be you, my friend.
I wouldn't want one unless I was able to magically fix my height
>>38551946
Must be pretty horrible to have a hard on like that but your elbows can't bend so you can't stroke it.
>>38551946
Is that your bf, my friend?
I love french guitar girls!
>>38551993
How short are you anon? 165cm here, it could be worse
>>38551256
You weren't wrong, OP.
>>38552079
Not that guy, but I'm 157cm so it couldn't be much worse for me. I'm almost considered a midget already.
>>38552049
yes :3 he is the only one genuinely excited to see me
>>38551256
Where's my pretty bf? Where?
>>38551256
Won't happen anyway... But lets try it.
psdgsodgosia
>>38551256
Realistically i wouldn't want a gf because i'm way too depressed and i wouldn't be able to have fun with her and i'd bum her out. I don't deserve anyone, i'm way too flawed. Part of me preferes it that way. I'll die the way i deserve to, alone and sad.
Please please please oregano
>>38551953
xj9 really seemed like what a fembot would actually be like. and she always chased after a chad.
I love how robots complain women only want Chad and then when this thread is made they're all posting chicks way out of their league. Hahahaha
Here goes my choice
>>38552427
That's a boy, anon. A boy can't be your girlfriend.
Also I claim this low-key fashy qt as my gf
>>38552481
Roastie, sweetie, go back to tumblr where you won't be offended by men who aren't Chad but still have libidos. :^)
>>38552552
>If anyone points out my hypocrisy it must be a woman
This thread is about girlfriends, not about girls you solely want to fuck. Maybe this is why you're still a virgin
Leah Rodl seems pretty chill.
>>38552598
I'm a virgin because I've never met a woman who deserved to be gratified by sex with me. Nice projection, though. :^)
>>38552540
>fashy
i don't think stormfags/altrightfags like being called fascists, anon.
and i heard she got blacked and never came back
i'd also choose her though.
She's mine bancs.
>>38552481
This is a thread about dream bf/gfs. Of course people would chose ideal attractive people.
>i'm going to chose the ugly deformed obese woman as a dream gf, i'm Sure she's really funny :)
I could cry with happiness right now.
I like her in the most original way possible
>>38552691
Hahahaha are you the faggot who claims /soc/ rates him a 10/10 and has a 10" cock
>>38552738
>heh... I'll post someone out of my league and the thread will force her to be my girlfriend
>two seconds later
>i'm single again
>>38552770
That's me, baby. You jealous?
>>38552289
>Buffalo chicken "pizza"
>Tattoos
Blaagh
>>38552804
>I'm a 10/10
>as rated by /soc/
>I have a 10" cock
>i measure from underneath
>j-jelly?
Nope lmao
>>38551256
I need some of this in my life.
>>38552079
170cm, not as bad as you but still horrible
>>38551256
Easy decision for me. Wish she had more of a voluptuous body but the face is perfect to me.
I dont one right but i wouldn't mind
Please please please
rigonali
No question, easiest decision ever. I wish this were true.