/r9gay/

>>>>/lgbt/

Go back to your containment board where you belong

>>38551093
There's no topic here though anon? What's wrong, why do gays make you so insecure?

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Hello, I would like a boyfriend please. Thank you.

Pic related, I'm dog.

how does one sign up for a submissive trap?

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>>38551054
twinks > bears
traps > faggotry
uncut > cut

Hatred of faggots is completely justified. You people are one of the main reasons this board has become shit. Fuck you, fuck off to >>>/lgbt/, and don't come back.

>>38551093
>>38551693
You're not very bright are you?

/r9k/ is a gay board.

>>38551759
>hehe /r9k/ is a normie board :3
Faggots are literally retarded. This board used to be a place where people could actually discuss interesting topics and feels, then the likes of you and a bunch of other normies and whores came here. You killed all this board was really good for. Please just go back to /lgbt/ and stay there, we don't need or want you.

>>38551876
how large is your closet, my dude? ever think of coming out for some fresh air?

>>38551054
Someone please be my bf. Discord is lilo#5598.

>>38551876
nobody said r9k is a normie board you breeder faggot

>>38551926
what kind are you looking for tho

>>38551937
All faggots are normies, they literally can fuck eachother whenever they want. And just take a look at these threads, people posting contact info and talking about their past relationship experiences.

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>>38551976
You're not very bright are you?

It's much more difficult for homos to find relationships than heteros.

If you're straight you CAN NOT be a robot.

>>38551960
Literally anyone. I just want someone to talk and cuddle with.

>>38552092
I hope you're baiting at this point. The faggots here have much lower standards than women do , and are just as promiscuous (if not even more). Take another look at these types of threads, do you not see the amount of people trying to add eachother on discord and shit while
asking for bfs and having people actually reply?

>>38552154
What kind are you tho? Feminine?

>>38551976
>all faggots are normies, they can fuck each other whenever they want
you can hire an escort whenever you want

>dating pool is <5% that of the hetero dating pool
>dating that <5% is perilous because of rampant STDs from club-going faggots who do not use protection
>finding a decent gay man is leagues harder than finding a decent woman just for the sheer population limitation
>oh but you can go fuck a random person just like straights can hire an escort, and risk getting AIDs!

People post contact info here because of how shit the LGBT "community" is in the real-world.

>>38551926
Where are you from and are you a qt?

Where is the tailsposter when you need him?

>>38552194
No sorry just a regular guy. Not feminine in the slightest.

>>38552154
Unfortunately cuddling isn't really an option long-distance.

>>38552217
UK and i dont know. Probably not.

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>>38551648
I want an actual man with chest hair I can run my fingers through after he throws me on the bed. I get that some guys like effeminate men(or my husband wouldn't have wanted me to begin with) but strong men are far sexier for what they can do to you.

>>38552206
It's much easier for two gay posters on /r9k/ to get into an actual relationship than the hetero people on /r9k/, who pretty much have no chance. Finding a decent gay man willing to love you on here is 100x easier than finding a decent female pretty much anywhere. These threads are pretty much hookup threads and only normies post contact info on here in the first place anyway.

>>38551876
>interesting topics
the amount of hate you harbor for women doesn't count as interesting.

>>38552324
>UK

RIP no cuddling sadly :c

>>38552377
At least it prompts a discussion, and that wasn't all we had to talk about either.

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>>38551054
This is now a Sunni Islam hosexual execution thread

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Where my NY bois at?

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>>38552433
hey cutie do u have a discord uwu owo <3

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>>38552433
Central NY reporting in.

Nobody's here as usual.

>>38552362
That's because women are shit. Decent robots can find each other here and if you're mad about that then stay mad. If you discount the gay threads here, it would be even harder for gay robots to find someone worth a relationship than it would be for heteros because even though women are by and large shit, there are enough of them that you can find a decent one if you go looking and improve yourself.

tl;dr stay mad about your shitty preferences, that's not our problem. You type of posters aren't even an annoyance here, I just pity you honestly.

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>>38552478
CoolKidIslam2001 brother

some one post that sad anime girl that usually goes along with homo posting on this board, please.

>>38552413
Isn't this a photo from Iran?

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this could be you but you be playin'

>>38552499
There's an entire board for faggots and there's an entire board for hookups, you could just make a "robot" general there. I wouldn't give a shit about these threads if the cancer posted here would stay in one single general instead of leaking out to the rest of the board. Finding a decent woman, as you said, would require you to go looking and improve yourself while finding an anon here wouldn't require any of that really. Faggots can't be robots.

Why are there never any qts in the north texas area?

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>>38552617
>Faggots can't be robots.
I tried the grindr FTM experiement and while no actual females were there I got messaged by a ton of faggots in under 10 minutes.
Being gay literally makes being a robot impossible, same as fembots.

>>38552617
If having a relationship is and being a robot are exclusive, then clearly most of the people here are robots because logically they wouldn't be looking for a relationship if they already had one. If you had a population of decent females willing to start a relationship with you on this board, you'd take advantage as well. I get you're angry that some of these people have a chance of finding happiness with others like themselves. You are drinking poison and hoping we will die with your anger.

The board for hookups is filled with normies, and as much as you try to force it the people in this thread are not normies if they can't find a relationship and many are prison gay because of desperation.
The board for faggots doesn't allow porn and porn is frequently posted here.

>>38552712
You can find an escort in that time as well or bang a literal 2/10 female on craigslist yourself if you're not stupid.

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>>38552747
>If having a relationship is and being a robot are exclusive
Robot doesn't mean single dumbass

>You can find an escort
How is paying for prostitutes the same in any way idiot?
>bang a literal 2/10 female on craigslist yourself if you're not stupid.

No, you're talking about fucking literal deformed women, while a gay dude can find "normal" dudes in under a few minutes like a fucking roastie

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any EU bots around?

>>38552747
The faggots here can get a relationship that's more than a hookup/escort whenever they want to, for free. Like what >>38552849
said, robot doesn't mean single. You people are exactly like females, you can get a relationship whenever you want. If there was a population of decent females, in general, most of us wouldn't be here.

The board for hookups is filled with normies, same with these threads because most of the posters here have obviously have had a relationship or have had gay sex in the past and have easy access to one if they haven't. Gay porn can be posted somewhere else, it doesn't matter here.

>>38552747
>The board for hookups is filled with normies,
MAKE A ROBOT THREAD THEN YOU FAG

Truth is you sodomites enjoy the spamming and the conversion.
A very common fetish for homos is the "seducing the straight guy" fantasy


You are literal POZ that needs to be purged off this world

>>>/lgbt/
kill yourselves please
>>>/lgbt/
kill yourselves please
>>>/lgbt/
kill yourselves please

please
l
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a
s
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Any qties in Southern Europe?
leave your discord

>>38552885
Not EU for long, but hi!

I heard morocco is lovely this time of year fellow gaybots ;)

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=184_1436334421

>>38552849
>robot doesn't mean single
but he said that they can't be robots because they aren't single. I was responding to that claim, try to keep up amigo. I said that being in a relationship and being a robot were exclusive according to him, I was not unclear. Two things not being able to exist together does not mean that not having one thing necessitates being the other, your logic is weak.

>how is it the same thing to have sex when you want it
you have to pay for one, you're more likely to get aids with the other but either way if you really want sex you can have it and that was the contention before. Your reading comprehension is weak if you cannot follow the reply chain.

>>38552909
Why make a robot thread on soc when you can make a gay thread on r9k? You're more likely to find robots here and there are enough gay posters. You're much less likely to find robots on soc even though there are gay posters there. It's the best choice even if you don't like it.

>>38552902
>grindr = relationship
You're retarded, I know. I'd also rather not get AIDs so of course hookup apps are a no-go for someone looking for an actual relationship

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>>38553000
You make no sense faggot, just end yourself RIGHT NOW if you're still a robot while gone prison gay worthless mangy dog
Inshallah

>>38553000
This isn't a fucking hookup board motherfucker it's the literal opposite go the fuck away

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>tfw no las vegas anons who like very big bears with beards and lots of chest hair

>tfw i just want to cuddle

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>>38553063
You're just retarded, I broke it down clearly. I'll leave you to spend your time in the gay thread.

>>38553116
This isn't a hookup thread, even if some robots use it for that(as you would if you had the option for your sexual preference). You're just mad about that so we've been discussing that aspect of it. Wallow in your bitterness.

>>38553134
>tfw no cute feminine vegas anons

how is op pic gay if it looks like a girl?

>>38553162
All of the posts in this thread are hookup attempts and the other two posts are people talking about their normie experiences. What's the point?

>>38553063
The only actual arguments I've heard against homosexuality basically come down to
>stop liking what I don't like
Or
>stop liking what I don't like (because my religion tells me not to like it)
Both of these arguments are retarded.

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>>38553162
>You're just retarded,
You're literally prison gay dude ahahaha
>I broke it down clearly
Just lying through your gaped pozed ass, made no sense faggot KYS

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>>38553162
Are you gonna an hero when you're not even able to find a bf after literally going prison gay dude?

Pls make a thread about that instead

>>38552909
both /soc/ and /lgbt/ are filled with normies and robot threads get spammed to death. Also lgbt is a whole different culture, it's full of normies who's sexuality defines them. these threads are for robots who want to post between other threads and full of mostly khvs. you can just hide them unless you're so insecure that you think the mere sight of gays will turn you into one.

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>>38553222
Have fun with your AIDS

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>>38553368
>17% of homosexuals rub feces on themselves or their partners
o im laughin

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>>38551054
>tfw I received a headpat exactly once in my life
>tfw it was the best thing ever
>tfw that one time addicted me to them yet I've never found anyone to give me headpats again

Is this just boy gay or can gay girls (female) post too

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>>38553403
>bf gives me headpats every time we go on a date
it's a nice feeling

>>38553368
Getting AIDs is not punishment for being gay, because it is not at all exclusive to gays.

Being gay is punishment for not being careful.

>>38553368
This gets posted here all the time and it still holds no relevance, most gaybots are still khv and too afraid to hookup with anyone especially since a lot of them still seem to have a purity complex like most straight robots do and want a pure bf

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>>38553426
>can gay girls (female)
REEEEEEEEEE roastie GTFO
we only love c0ck here

>>38553426
fuck off slag
I wish you great pain and suffering in your life

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>>38553464
>pure
>gay

pick one faggit

>>38553468
>used goods calling someone a cuck
wew lad

>>38553499
I'm a KHV like 99% of /r9fags/

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Please stay on topic everyone.
Thanks in advance.

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>>38553523
>99% of /r9fags/
>KHV

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>>38553523
then KYS because if you can't get any as a gaylord you're doomed for life.

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Is there any hope for a guy with a twink/feminine body but an ugly face? My body and butt are in nice shape, and I'm accommodating of other people's looks and fetishes. The issue is just my face, I've talked to a lot of Anon's over the years but the moment thing's got real and they saw a full pic I got ghosted. I'm more submissive but the dominant femboy chasers require cuteness(which I understand). Obviously I could get dirty craigslist guys but I just want an understanding /r9k/ bf.

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i need a cute femboy to cuddle with and dress up cute with and watch anime with and he has to touch my butt and grope me
>me on the bottom

how do I become a succubus (male)

>>38552325
Strong mens are bros
Only feminine faggots are good to push on the bed and make them spread their legs.

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what the fuck
clover doesn't work sometimes

>>38553445
I hate you. Oregano is a spice needed to post on this fucking board holy shit

Hey fellow faggots, I have two questions

>Has anyone ever been successful on /soc/ before?
>Would you fuck a black boipussy?

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>>38553677
there is no need to be upset, what state are you in? come down to NY for some headpats any time~

>>38552161
>The faggots here have much lower standards than women do , and are just as promiscuous (if not even more)
Would you date any roastie whore who throw herself at you after riding the cocks her whole life, only to take your money out while cucking you ?
I wouldn t. Finding a gay sex partner is maybe eaasier, but it isn t what most of us want.

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>>38553702
>come down to NY for some headpats any time~
>not promiscuous

Disgusting filth

I'm a robot but I make decent money. I have joined seeking arrangement and such and still can't find what I'm looking for.

I just want a loving bf. Decent looking but I have weird standards and certainly don't require god-tier aesthetics.

He doesn't have to work. Just cooking, cleaning up the place, and being there for me when I get home, to cuddle with and watch tv until bed time.

tl;dr: literally too r9k to find someone who can pretend to be into me for money

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>>38553756
>Just cooking, cleaning up the place, and being there for me when I get home
THis is incredibly chauvinistic and patriarchical.
Shame on you.
Forcing your wife(male) to adhere to stereotypical 50s archetype of feminity(male).

>>38553616
How accommodating are you of my looks? I've got an alright face but quite a large body. I am a very big bear. If you don't care about that, then I don't care about your face, guaranteed. Do you want to send me a picture?

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>>38553702
Flordia I want to move ASAP but until I can save up enough money to I need someone to move to which just never happens. I cant find anyone that wants me enough to go that far.

>>38553756
Define decent looking? Do you have an email or something we can chat with? Or discord?

>>38553616
How accommodating anon? I'm allegedly a handsome face but eternally chubby. Looks don't really matter to me as long as you're soft and like to cuddle.

>>38553756
Do you want a bf or a trap bf anon? Because I do nothing now but cook all day and watch anime anyway.

>>38553756
Location?

>>38553816
50s housewife deal is my ideal relationship Anon it's perfect in every way.

>oh cool a thread for me
>just a bunch of trannies
Nevermind, bye.

>>38553914
Are you near Tampa?

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>>38553647
please i need this so badly im so lonely we can cuddle in bed forever

>>38554287
Yeah. I'm right next to USF.

>>38554355
I visit family in Tampa sometimes if you want to be pals
Do you use discord?

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>>38554290
>cuddle in bed forever
Cuddle with a grown ass dude?
I understand literally having prison gay sex but that shit be gay as hell

>>38553865
>>38554116
I legitimately don't care about your face or weight, as long as we can get along and help each other fetish-wise I'd be happy to talk to either of you. No need to send a pic unless we get to know each other. Email is throwawaypic04@gmail, thanks for being so nice. I'm letting you know beforehand that the reason for my ugliness is facial acne(I'm getting it treated but still). If you're still interested let me know in email.

>>38553616
Where are you from?
Are you willing to travel?
Or, are you able to host?

I'm curious what your face actually looks like.
Why do you think it's that bad?

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>>38553694
No one? I'm doing a survey

>>38552885
Yeeeehh. Where?

>>38554394
obviouslyathrowawaydiscord#3008

I'll give you my real one through that.

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>>38553702
oh
OH!

i'm in new york!

what part?
pls

>>38554435
I'm interested anon, where are you located though, it seems like the only people that I meet on /r9k/ are euros and any sort of long distance relationship just kind of fizzles out

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Any midwest robots around?

IL here, it's hot and lonely.

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>>38554398
i don't like grown men types just other cute boys and they have to be tops
im clingy and loving and shy please

>>38554041
>>38554142
>>38554232

There is a thread on /soc/ for NEETs and providers, I'll post my stuff from there:

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas. Will relocate others, yes.
>Your age?
26
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male. I'm open to gay, bi, or straight, just be masculine.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning yes. Cooking would be nice. Companionship definitely. Cuddling. I'm not into buttstuff oddly enough, but other lewd stuff, yes. We can discuss details of this of course.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
60k-100k.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm looking for a house boy/boyfriend combo, I suppose.

Willing to fly you down for a trial period, compensated of course. I'm very serious about this. I've had sugar arrangements before in real life (through seekingarrangement).

My ideal is some combination of the following, but I realize that no person has all of these traits (some by definition), so don't be disheartened when you don't check every box: tall, lanky, pale, white or Latino, virgin or otherwise inexperienced, shy, introverted, small to medium sized dick, hairy, masculine voice/demeanor (doesn't have to be in a jock way), likes cuddling/emotional intimacy or is romantic, likes anime and video games.

>>38554539
link to the flippin thread! uwu

>>38554505
>i don't like grown men types just other cute boys
Nigga you're 20+ yo. You got a hairy chest and hairy legs and a fucking beard.
Unless you go on HRT you're gonna get increasingly masculine, same as your faggot bf

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>insecure
I'm not insecure I'm just vulnerable because I'm inferior and not cute.

>>38554539
>Texas
>just be masculine
Where in texas anon? You're the first gaybot I've seen from here do you like anime

>>38554556

>>>/soc/25463327

>>38554594
I'm a Texan bibot. Idk if that counts

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Got a question for all the homos in here, Why do so many of you engage in this behavior?
Do you realize it's ruining the board?

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>>38554572
what
im 19 and have no body hair at all. and considering going on hrt too
what are you even talking about

>>38554594
>>38554616

Houston. I like anime, but I'm a casual. As my post states, I'm open on orientation.

I'm new to r9k btw. Prison gay is easy enough to figure out, but what is KHV?

>>38554616
Where anon? It's a big state, no one is ever in the north near me

>>38554655
Woah, I'm also in Houston. Not much into anime tho honestly, but I don't hate it either

>>38554655
kissless hugless virgin, what most of this thread is

>>38554658
Oh I'm this guy >>38554682

>>38554619
Why do you solely focus on these threads that have an actual containment thread and not the 63 other threads that are the actual issue?

>>38554459
Maryland, traveling/hosting depends on the other guy's area and situtation. I'm a little below average looking, it's bad genetic acne that makes be a 2/10. I don't have a really weird face or anything. I have big lips and ears so I look kind of goofy.

>>38554634
>m 19 and have no body hair at all.
Kek your Testosterone level must be nonexistent, even lower than women.
How the fuck is that even possible

>>38554601
That thread is nothing but pure cancer and turbonormies.

>>38554577
I know this feel. I attract so many people because of my personality but once they see a picture of me they straight ghost me. Its the most painful thing in the world. To be talking to someone for maybe weeks and getting so attached to them for them to go "Oh I thought you were a trap" and leave.

>>38554490
>>38554715
My bad, missed your post.

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>>38554619
>Why do so many of you engage in this behavior?
Because it's hot? What's the problem sweetie you want some 1on1 action ;P
>Do you realize it's ruining the board?
It's only making it better

>>38554682

Anime is not a requirement, lol. You should email me.

>>38554686

Gotcha, thanks.

>>38554715
>>38554741
>Maryland
stop being so far away anon I'll email you later I'm not sure if anything will ever come of it with the distance but you seem cute

>the no bf
W-ill one of you date uh me ;3

>>38554539
What guarantee do I have that you're not going to strand me in Texas when I arrive? You've offered no proof that you're rich.

>>38554772
thanks, I'll be checking.

>>38554759
Okay, I can Kik also tho.

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>>38554719
because i shave and take care of my body? why are you so hostile

Why do I fucking hate faggots? Gay guys are OK, but the majority of them just have to be fucking faggots.
Whenever I see them walking around with their faggy gait and faggy voices and fucking faggy everything, my blood boils and it takes every fibre of my being to not scream at them to stop being the cookiecutter antithesis of desirable human beings in my face. Is it because the social orchiectomy of gay and bi males that makes them slut faggots is the sole reason I'm fucking single and lonely?
Why so many fucking faggots?

>tfw no qt sissy to seduce me and make me their protector

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>>38554715
I'm 2 states to the north of Maryland. I think it's in driving distance... probably.

You seem nice. I want to say that your face probably isn't that bad and you're just being insecure because that's true for a lot of people here. Seems like you're pretty convinced that you're ugly though. In some other thread I think I saw you saying that you were even willing to wear a bag or a mask during sex. That's harsh. If it's just some scarring or red spots I don't think it would be all that bad. I've known people with acne before and it wasn't really a deal breaker. Especially if they're conscious of it, and trying to fix it.

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>>38554746
>What's the problem sweetie you want some 1on1 action ;P
All of you faggots act alike. Pic related.

>>38554803
I should probably mention that I'm a black though

>>38554797

I am not rich. I am able to provide for a NEET, tho.

And we would talk and get more comfortable with one another. Exchange pics. Do a test run/meet. Maybe another. I'm not asking you to move in right now with just the post above to go by.

>>38554803

Cool. Post here or email it to me.

>>38551926
fuck u cunt stop using my name faggot

>>38554895
My Kik is doctorspaceman80

>>38554895
What would my allowance be? I have a masculine face, I'm quite fat, and I tick almost every box you mentioned.

>Cleaning
>Companionship
>Cuddling
>shy
>small to medium sized dick
>hairy
>masculine voice
>likes cuddling
>likes anime
>likes video games

I'm not especially tall, I'm around 5'11
I'm not white, I have light brown skin

>>38554875
Nigga that's like 2-3 hours away

>>38551054
fuck off faggot
go back to >>>/lgbt/ where you belong

>>38554928

Cool. Messaging now.

>>38554971

Hmmm. Fat definitely is a negative, but everything else... I'd have to see you and think about it.

>>38554993
It's a 6 hour drive, actually.

>>38554875
Yeah, that was my post about the bag a while ago. I'm surprised you connected the two. You seem like a really nice guy, and six hours isn't impossible. Even if you aren't looking to fug me or anything I wouldn't mind chatting with you on my email.

>>38555063
>sharia
>posts russians

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>>38551054
>REMINDER: Majority of you faggots are only fags because of the mere exposure effect.
>You see all constant homosexual and trap psyops posted on the board
>You are lonely and desperate for attention
The mere exposure effect comes into play and you develop a preference for gay shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

>>38555084
Do you at least do squats m8

i need a daddy and im too shy to ask anyone

>>38555116
>caring about second world countries
honestly even worse than third worlders, they at least have an excuse for their backwardness

>>38555126
Do your homework and take out the trash son.

>>38554539

BTW I have Gigabit internet. :3

>>38555104
Well yeah, if you mean air squats without a weight. I've been working a leg-intensive job for two years so they get plenty of exercise. Thighs relatively thick considering my size. Have I failed you by not doing real squats with weights?

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>>38555084
I was thinking to myself when I saw the pic you posted, "that butthole looks familiar."

Turns out, I've got a folder full of your nudes saved already. They aren't 4chan filenames either so I'm pretty sure we've talked over email once already and you sent them to me. I can't find the actual mail though. I don't think we actually talked, you just felt like sharing or I guess?

I might be looking to fug you in case that's not obvious by now

>>38555216
Yeah, in the thread before I think I just offered my old nudes to people to be nice. Glad you enjoyed and saved them. I don't mind if you're looking to fug me, that's very flattering. I just didn't know since you might have just been being nice.

>>38554971
Btw if I did select you, I'd pay for housing/food/etc. plus, idk, $50 a week spending money?

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>>38555301
bro it's a lost cause they're too far gone, only fire can purify their souls now

>>38555338
also post source pls oreganolly

>>38555270
Don't fug him anon, fug me

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still waiting on that /pol/ bf

>>38555375
Whoever becomes my bf gets the fug. I feel bad getting this much male attention and having to 'choose' somebody despite everyone being so nice and looking past what I said about my looks. If we hit it off then that's how it is. If it makes you feel better, my email isn't getting flooded by guys or anything.

>>38555010
If it's that much of a negative than you're not going to "select me''.

>>38555270
I sent you an email.

Here comes THE FLOOD!!

>>38555439

Same desu.

>>38555491

I mean, it depends on how fat, how hairy, how masculine. I'm from a fat-ass town so "quite fat" means whale to me.

>>38555737
What's your definition of whale? I'm not immobile or anything, quite happy to go on walks and move around and do stuff.

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>>38553647
Where do you happen to be from qt

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>>38555823
i-im from canada, but can travel easy and some distance doesn't matter that much

>>38551054
fuck off with the gay stuff for the love of god.

>>38555901
I'd love to fuck a gay anon

>>38555822

like 400 lbs+

>>38551876
>hey g-guys let's talk about weird autistic kids from school
>interesting topics
Pick one you windbag and calm down

>>38555921
W-w-where do you live anon?

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>tfw slowly and steadily getting an /r9k/ bf

any day now he's gonna come lads

>tfw no tall slim to average but masculine but shy/awkward/introverted/homebody KHV bf to support, provide a home/electricity/internet connection for, and give minor spending allowances for Steam/whatever he wants

>>38554895
>>38555010
I'm in north texas and don't really want to relocate because I have a comfortable routine worked out but I'm too autistic to readjust at this point but I fit all of you're requirements anon. I love cooking and was forced to learn mostly cajun and seafood as well as sweets from my grandmother and mother so I'm actually good at it and I spend pretty much all day cooking and cleaning my little place and watching anime wishing I had someone to cuddle. I'm also a masculine chubby white guy.

>>38555928
I'm more like 330 or so. But I'm 5'11 so it doesn't look quite as bad as you'd imagine. I still don't have a chance against the actual skinny guys who are going to be trying to grab your attention anyway.

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>>38555867
Oh, I live no where near Canada unfortunately

>tfw stocky and beefy af
>have 0 desire to top
what the fuck am I supposed to do

>>38555958
Tell me your location anon, I've already posted mine in here and I don't want to samefag too hard or seem to desperate I'm not cute though

>>38556042
Im>>38554682 I'm unbelievably thirsty rn honestly

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>>38556020
where are you from i can travel it's okay talk to me please im drunk

>>38556006

Sounds heavenly. :)

>>38556019

Not bad, man. And i've gotten less interest than you'd think. So many people email me but lose their nerve I guess? Like, even before I could theoretically scare them off. Or email and never reply at all.

>>38556089
I guess I'll shoot you an email then. I only have two reservations but I'm sure we can talk them through.

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These threads make me wish I didn't fall for the neetbux meme now

>>38556111

I'm all ears to reservations. Please do share them and we can talk it out.

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>>38556082
West Europe

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Hello, this may seem like a strange request but hear me out.

Can someone please give me permission to masturbate? I'm backed up and feeling really horny but I'm not allowed to touch without permission. It doesn't matter who it's from, but I have to ask someone and have them agree before I can do it. That's the rule.

Also, I'm currently free to a good home if anyone would like to adopt me. I'm very submissive and obedient, within reason. I'd love love love for a nice man to own my thing and make the rules for me instead of just doing it by myself.

Thanks for reading and again: may I touch myself please?

>>38556224
You can touch yourself if you post where you're from

>I will never have a bf in my area

>>38556224

Dude, read the thread. I'm desperately seeking a move-in NEET. I'm dominant and cool with your faggotry, too. Scroll up.

>>38556089
>Sounds heavenly. :)
It would if I could find a local bf to cook for and feed sweets to

>>38551054
Motherfucker stop using Yukari as your faggoty ass thread's gay boy picture!
Yukari is not a fucking boy, SHE is a wonderful senshado reloaded and she is very very good at it and passionate, senshado does not allow boys in because that would be ridiculous!
Now STOP!

>>38556224
I give you permission but only if you tell us your location and describe it to us in detail right after you cum.

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>TFW boyfriend boipussi braps on my tongue!
>*PRRRRRRRRRRFFFFTTTT*
~Yummmay~!

>>38556326

I can make you local. ;)

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>>38556350
All anime is gay dude. Stop the homophobia.

>>>/pol/

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>>38556167
am crying
you are a nice boy anon I would suck you off

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>>38556440
Well I hope you're good at blowjobs while drunk and aren't prone to throwing up else I'd hit you

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>>38556246
>>38556355
I'm from NewYork

Thanks!

>>38556299
You're the Texas anon right? I saw your post but I didn't reply since I'm still in school and I wouldn't be able to move for at least a few years. Sorry.

It's too bad, I don't mind cleaning and I like to cook. Very clingy and affectionate. I meet most of your ideal too depending on like... how tall is 'tall,' how shy is 'shy,' etc.

Although, the heat down there would kill me. I'd be hiding in the air conditioning 24/7 and beg you to like, get stuff from the store for me just so I don't have to go out in the heat...

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>>38554484
way too late but I just came back from a walk, 716 WNY

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>>38551054
well, luigi looks like it's time to take these gays to their graves

>>38556562
Don't ignore me anon, you need to describe to us exactly how you masturbated, what you did it to and exactly how you jerked your little dick until it burst

>>38556562
That's an extremely cute image anon thank you for posting it

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>>38556528
im 100% virgin and i don't throw up drunk but if you are a cute boy I will suck you off until my jaw breaks

hey guys, come to our gay robot chat server
it's pretty comfy
discord gg / 87hfNKu

>>38556562

Unfortunate.

I'm 5'8, so taller than me. Taller is better, but 5'9+.

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>>38556722
That'd be really nice, it's just a shame about the distance

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>>38556791
where in western europe and what's your favourite colour panties to wear
do you wanna do matching cosplay

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>Tfw gave up on trying to pretend I was straight
>tfw first kiss was with My bf
>tfw first time I had sex was with my bf

And every second of it was magical, I don't know why I repressed so long, being in love with my man makes me feel so happy

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Where are all the qt west coast canada boys?

Please cuddle me, I just want to die.

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>>38556865
England, blue and of course

>>38551054
>>>/lgbt/

Get lost queer.

>all these houston anons
where are my dfw anons?

>tfw too mentally ill for a bf
>just want a loving relationship with a cute boy who will help me also be a cute boy

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>>38557002
idk give discord or something i can show you my butt but ifeel like passing out at any time

>>38556224
>>38556562

Hey obedient boy. I'm a 29 y/o bi dominant guy, so I can appreciate your boy parts but treat you like a girl when you earn it.

I'm in MA, so we can meet up when you're available, and I'll keep you locked nice and tight until you're free to move in.

[email protected]

>>38557021
>222 posts in
let me ask you anon, what do you think your small little shitpost will accomplish? also what's your problem? afraid of catching the gay? if you're so insecure you can't just hide the thread and move on it might be time to sit down and get honest with yourself.

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>>38557050
Send me your discord here
[email protected]

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>>38557118
ok give me a few minutes and i will

>>38556631
Patrician ytp taste

>>38557062
I used to be a closet case and posted the same way

I was so unhappy back then.
The first time my bf fucked me and came in me, god it was absolute bliss

>>38556402
You could but you couldn't adjust my autistic schedule right now I'm settled into a comfy routine where I know when the local shops (grocery and otherwise) are most deserted and they know me and don't attempt to talk beyond asking how I'm doing and accepting a shy head shake and shaky okay.

>>38554435
I emailed you anon I'm the meme one, you're far away but so far you have a qt personality

>>38557276
You're clearly not who I was talking to anon

>>38557344

Dude, I like empty grocery stores too. I can give you all the deets. Or I can pick stuff up for you. :)

>used to be a prison gay retard
>took hrt
>almost exclusively attracted to girls / femboys now
tfw estrogen made you an alpha female

>>38557373
Thanks Anon, you're very nice too.

PLEASE do not hook up with guys off of r9k, jesus christ
especially when you don't even know them
at least friendzone them for a few months
it pisses me off when attractive transgirls end up dating ugly fat guys just because they have no self esteem

>>38557669
There's something about fat ugly guys too though. They seem more... rough looking. Like, not neckbeards obviously. But a guy who's built like a hairy boulder is kind of hot. Fit guys are hot too but sometimes they're just too, like, pretty.

>>38557669
>transgirls
The fact that you're basing worth purely off of looks shows you don't belong, a lot of robots might have self esteem issues but people like you are a big contributor to that. A lot of robots are nice but just cynical from years of denied physical contact and people shitting on their hobbies, most of them even turn around quickly once in a relationship. If a tranny enjoys the company of a robot they have no reason not to be with them instead of fishing for a chad that will ultimately abandon them for a real girl. Also this isn't a trans thread it's a gay thread, there may be trannys here but there's a lot of out right gays as well as cd's who still identify as boys and aren't interested in the whole tranny meme. Now kindly fuck off to /soc/ or /lgbt/ faggot.

>>38557795
ergh, get a somewhat muscular guy at least, and not all blubber
somebody with good manners
most r9k guys are going to be creeps, especially if they know you're trans to begin with

>>38557842
most robots could probably be motivated to improve themselves for a gf
unless they're the selfish / abusive type, hence why they'd stay fat and ugly
if you want to hook up with someone SOLELY on the basis of them being trans, you're a chaser and probably going to be really bad for them

>>38557845
I'm not a creep and I'm a big hairy blubber guy. The creeps you're referring to are the guys who turn transgirls into fetishes and are super insecure about their sexuality that they think transgirls are the answer.

I just want someone who'll understand me and help me be a better person.

Bump.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas. Will relocate others, yes.
>Your age?
26
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male. I'm open to gay, bi, or straight, just be masculine.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning yes. Cooking would be nice. Companionship definitely. Cuddling. I'm not into buttstuff oddly enough, but other lewd stuff, yes. We can discuss details of this of course.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
60k-100k.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm looking for a house boy/boyfriend combo, I suppose.

Willing to fly you down for a trial period, compensated of course. I'm very serious about this. I've had sugar arrangements before in real life (through seekingarrangement).

My ideal is some combination of the following, but I realize that no person has all of these traits (some by definition), so don't be disheartened when you don't check every box: tall, lanky, pale, white or Latino, virgin or otherwise inexperienced, shy, introverted, small to medium sized dick, hairy, masculine voice/demeanor (doesn't have to be in a jock way), likes cuddling/emotional intimacy or is romantic, likes anime and video games.

>>38557891
You're still assuming shit and basing it purely on looks robots have no reason to improve for a roastie that will always belittle their hobbies and be on a constant lookout for chad. On the other hand a bf trans or otherwise that has the same hobbies (most /r9k/ trannies and gays are vidya playing weebs) and values their personality over looks would give them reason to improve and finally feel a bit of self worth that women have denied them for years. If you want to keep fishing for that 10/10 chad who will make you into a real girl then please move on, no one here wants you anyway.

>>38557911
This sounds a LOT like me but I'm into fembois

>>38557991
>making sweeping generalizations like that

He's a hypocrotical faggot who is acting exactly like what he hates /pol/ for doing

Hope Chad leaves him for dead in a ditch somewhere tbqh

>>38557991
>dates you just because you're trans
>cares about your personality
yikes
nobody wants to date 'chad'
we just want people with decent personalities who take care of their bodies
i mean, if we're going to put in a fuckton of effort to look cute and effeminate, the least you can do is shave off a pound or two

>>38557992

Yeah, I'm not a femboi I'm afraid.

>>38558064
>nobody wants to date 'chad'
You clearly do dumbass, you keep jumping on to looks, now fuck off this is for gays not people who want to roleplay rosties, people like you have /soc/ and /lgbt/

>>38558105
guess what
it's not hard to take care of your appearance
lose a few pounds and shave your armpits
if that's all it takes to qualify as a 'chad', what's your excuse?

This thread is fucking shit holy goddamn.

Kill yourselves you dumb faggots jesus christ

>>38558218
guess what no one here wants your shallow ass, move on

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PARTY PUPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A WOOF TIME

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RUNNIN THROUGH THESE BITCHES LIKE WOOF-O

>>38558234
you still haven't answered me
do you seriously believe expecting somebody to take care of themselves equates to 'chasing chad'???
how fucking lazy are you
just skip a meal and exercise for an hour
or just do a meme diet, like keto

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I LIKE BITCHES WITH BIG TITTIES
THEY MAKE ME OH SO HAPPY

FUCK OFF SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What are your favorite boneless wing flavors?

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Knowledge is a deadly friend
If noone sets the rules

>>38558318
>just
>just
>just go outside and talk to people
>just be yourself BREHq

>>38551054
boyo here in need of a qt trap gf

aeromatic#4635

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Dogs > fags

>>38551054
>comfy
>gay stuff
There's nothing comfy about gay stuff. It literally smells like shitdick and aids infested blood in this thread.

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Boneless wings are amazing, and they might just be my favorite food. They're at least in the top 5 of my favorite foods list.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13508874/r

Daily reminder that everyone on /r9k/ hates fags

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Why is celery served with boneless wings? Is it like yin and yang, given how one sucks ass, and the other things are boneless wings?

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Jets

Jets are my favourite fucking thing, you ever flown a jet? Course you haven't you dumb faggot. But i have, and it's goddamn amazing, maybe do something with your life and enlist in the airforce.

>>38558373
>just go outside
lmao dude i am one of the biggest neets you'll find
my food stamps are expiring and i'm too scared to reapply because i have nobody to help me renew them
it's not hard
i have a 30$ walking machine that i use while playing vidya
it's comfy as fuck, keeps me in shape, and i'm not bored at all because... i'm playing vidya
i am exercising as we speak

am i she-chad now????

>>38558318
Alright anon this is the last response you're getting out of me, I feel shitty for feeding you so long when no one else has. First off you're making yet another assumption in assuming I'm fat, I'm an average gay dude just looking for another guy who shares my love of anime and cuddling feminine or otherwise. Second you have done absolutely nothing but complain that robots are out of shape and low self esteem, which I've already told you is due to women treating your average robot like shit. If a robot finds a bf who has the same hobbies and values him for his personality and gives him the self esteem boost to approve really who cares if he was originally a chaser. Also another assumption that you're making is that everyone here is a chaser when none of that has gone on so far, there have been anons outright calling themselves ugly and getting responses and others saying they're masculine looking for masculine. Please go be bitter that a 10/10 won't fuck you somewhere else, no one here is interested in your tranny depression and drama. Jump through whatever hoops you want to in your response I won't be humoring you, you have 2 boards you can fuck off to.

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My dog is soooo cute!

>>38558466
Fuck off roast beef cunt

No one wants you here

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Is there a better salad than Caesar salad with motherfucking steak on it? I think not. It's the true man's salad.

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When you're up in the sky, in your very own jet. The world is your oyster, you don't have to worry about the frivolous troubles of all the mouth-breathers walking on dirt, while you're experiencing the patrician mode of transportation, shooting down gods angels.

>>38558476
i'm not even looking
i'm already in a relationship and if i did date a guy (not out of the question due to poly) i wouldn't do it solely based on an r9k hookup

>>38558481
just exercise lmao
i'm doing it right now
be a man

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Flying a jet is the most exhilarating experience imaginable, I've been up there. Sipping on a pina colada and riding on the edge of the sunset, i came, i came real hard.

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Is any one here, egg?

>>38553616
post face faggot we'll judge you

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Daily reminder that BLTs are the best motherfucking sandwiches around. You fry yourself some bacon, and don't even think about getting that precooked shit. Then, you use homegrown motherfucking tomatoes, and I will track you down and murder you if you use store bought tomatoes. Lettuce doesn't have a taste, so you can buy it from Walmart or some place, even those assholes can't fuck up lettuce. You put all these ingredients between toast, and you got yourself the culinary equivalent of angels descending from heaven to breastfeed you when you're dying of thirst in the desert.

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Working on a jet, now that's a real doozy. You get to help the best mode of transportation AND the best fighting force of any nation propel (get it) itself forward in the technological sense, it really gives you a sense of life and a purpose so you don't an hero yourself.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13509111
real strawpoll

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The teamwork and craftsmanship of community jet flying is amazing, it really shows a sense of community, and an inherit friendship AND love of jets, some of the variations and maneuvers some teams do are so amazing, they give you a rock hard jet boner, trust me, I've had one. It's awesome.

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You faggots won't ignore us. We will always be here

>>38558578
>>38558577
>>38558561
>>38558538
Honestly you guys are sad, your fear of catching the gay and need to coordinate spam says a lot more than a couple of gays shitting up a couple of threads.

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Why does /lgbt/ need to be so imperialist as to colonize us? They have a board, what do they need us for? Are they just assholes or something?

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I do enjoy myself a bowl of potato soup. It's a good hearty meal, and I recommend it to you all.

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>>38558609
Listen here you fucking faggot.

Stop sucking dicks, stop taking dicks. Go enlist in the air force right fucking now, give yourself a goddamn purpose and stop being a stupid fucking neet. Make your parents, and your country proud for once.

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>>38558609
>if you don't like gays you must be gay

Kill yourself fag

>>38558644
>>38558647
stop being scared of catching the gay, if you were as secure in your sexuality as you pretend to be you would just hide these threads

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>fags can be good par-

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>>38558609
I bet you think being gay is involuntary.

It's not, i'm here to tell you it's not.

Just, stop being gay, it's really that simple. Just stop, jack off to women, talk to women, condition yourself to like women and not men, like all of your ancestors did, you dumb man fucker.

Is it possible to get boipucci gf while being neetbux loser

I don't even look that bad have gotten attention from attractive qtgirls and hipster chads in the past

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>>38558669
>if you were secure you would just let shitty threads shit up the board

Die of AIDS already

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Do brown eggs taste different than white eggs?

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>>38558673
Catching the gay isn't a thing you dumb gay, stop conditioning yourself- and other men to become gay fucking faggots like you, the last thing this planet needs are gays.

Stop sucking dicks, stop taking dicks. Start making your country proud son, join the air force. Fly a jet.

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>>38558698
I myself haven't been able to ever really tell a difference, my personal preference is brown eggs though, white eggs just seem to industrialised and clean for my own egg-making needs.

>>38552579
>>38552849
I wish they would release a How To on throwing gays off rooftops. It amazes me that none of them have ever been grabbed last second by the guy they're tossing overboard and get dragged off the edge of the building with them.

I'm too skinny. I don't have enough mass to ensure a gay can't pull me with him to our mutual deaths with that style of execution. And that would be hella gay for both of us.

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>>38558698

None of you faggs posting bacon. Fucking eurocucks.

>>38558686
Boypussy doesn't exist, trannys are less than 1% of the pop and scattered all to hell and generally just chad chasers. You may be able to find a twink but he will eventually age into a guy albeit a possibly androgynous one.

>>38558697
>>38558673
>>38558647
If you're not gay why are you so scared of aids?

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>>38558669
You gays really need to work on your comebacks. All you ever say in response to people not liking you is "You're in the closet/scared of becoming gay."

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Fucking nigger faggots

>>38558461
>>38558495
>>38558538
>>38558578
>>38558607
>>38558644
>>38558678
>>38558699
>>38558718
Would you stop trying to get gays to colonize the military? The armed forces became gay enough thanks to Obama. Now you want them to be in the position to lead a gay coup? It's gonna be an AIDsy day when martial law is declared and all men are conscripted to be the military's personal fucktoys. It'll be all your fault.

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I bet these gays don't even like mexican breakfasts

>>38558759
You have no other reason to fear gays. There is no I just don't like them you have to have a reason to feel dedicated enough to shitpost and that's either vague religious rhetoric or the fact that you're afraid of becoming gay yourself.

>>38558735
I wouldn't mind that either I just want someone cute to watch anime and get drunk with

>>38558745
Because it could mutate and spread outside sex. Not to mention bisexuals can spread it to normal people.

Die already. Gays cannot be robots.

>>38558786
>vegetables
Fuck that noise. Where's the syrup.

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>>38558745
>>38558745
You faggots are going to make a form of super-aids that is going to be catchable just by touching you faggots, you're all so touchy within days the world will be infected.

Stop sucking dicks, stop jacking off to dicks, stop thinking about dicks.

>>38558781
Gay men stop being gay in the military, they weed out the gays. Trust me, when i was enlisted i knew a couple faggots, by the end of bootcamp they were straight-caucasian males that loved vagina.

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These yankie flits have never had the breakfast of the true southern man, chicken and waffles

>>38558795
In that case hit up tinder not grindr gays use grindr for hookups tinder for dating for some reason or a dating site, finding a weeb twink probably isn't as hard as you think, just be ready to embrace full on gayness a bit because he's not going to be a perfectly passable girl, he will be a better companion than any woman will ever be though

>>38551054
>>>/lgbt/

please. fuck off. r9k is a good place, trust me the gay board is soo much better

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>>38558792
I don't actually give a shit about the gays. I don't go to /lgbt/ to fuck with them. I just don't like it when they come here and shit up /r9k/.

>>38558829
You have nothing to fear if you don't plan on fucking gays. Your shitposting is all buried within your latent fear of becoming homosexual yourself.

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>>38558870
Shut up faggot, stop conscripting other faggots in shit threads like this.

If you want to be gay, first buy a gun then shoot yourself, go be gay in hell dumb faggot cunt.

>tfw HRT made you more attracted to personal connections more than anything else and you have no interest in hookups anymore
female libido truly is patrician taste.

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Ranch is really good on boneless wings

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>>38558882
You keep repeating the same shit even though I already refuted it. Guess the AIDS is turning you into a vegetable already.

Back to pups

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Gays have shit taste in everything, so I'm willing to wager that they don't even like hashbrowns

>>38558944
You're the only one here repeating shit anon, you can't name a single reason to fear gays outside of the fact that your afraid of aids which you'll only contract by fucking gays in the first place.

a gay man will NEVER get to experience the life-changing event that is flying a jet over your very own country, all of them looking up at you, proud as proud can be. It changes a man, a real man, not a dumb faggot twink man.

>>38558967
Holy shit you're retarded see>>38558647 and >>38558796

Now off yourself

>>38558844
>Gay men stop being gay in the military, they weed out the gays.
Literally an untruth. Gays going into the military just makes for a bunch of bitch soldiers who fold under pressure and a few macho man boy fuckers who sexually abuse the weaker enlistees. You bring great shame and degeneracy to the last bastion of non-faggotry in the western world by doing this.

>Trust me, when i was enlisted i knew a couple faggots, by the end of bootcamp they were straight-caucasian males that loved vagina.
If by vagina you mean your boypussy, cuckwilliamson. Stop promoting the spread of gay to every institution of society. They can't be cured. They can only be culled and/or suppressed. The only reason they "stopped being gay" is because they learned it's better to hide it. They're still fags, guaranteed.

>>38558985
>a gay man will NEVER get to experience the life-changing event that is flying a jet over your very own country, all of them looking up at you, proud as proud can be. It changes a man, a real man, not a dumb faggot twink man.

lol