ITT: red flags >he says he's majoring in computer science

>>38549904
huh? why is red flag?

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>they're applying for college

Name one thing wrong with that dumbass. It's one of the most valuable degrees to have.

>>38549904
LARPer detected, women jump all over those men once their carousel ride ends because they're providers and are usually cucked beyond belief due to their innate introvertedness and beta personalities

>>38549938
Not op but most computing jobs will be replaced by robots, along with pretty much anything outside of the arts and psychological help

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>he unironically visits /r9k/

>>38549904
>literally every workplace in the modern world has a place for IT personnel
Have fun ending up killed by some crackhead while trying to fund your latest avant-garde art project.

>>38549960
>one of the most valuable degrees to have
>computer science
>valuable

It's women's studies for men. You're better off with EE until you get to the PhD level. Even then it's not terribly useful.

>>38549981
>most computing jobs will be replaced by robots
No shit CS people are the ones who create and maintain those robots.

>>38550042
>Not giving enough of a fuck to do your research
>Not wanting a comfy corporate programming job that pays out the ass
>Not realizing the value of a computer science degree is steadily increasing every year as the world becomes more digital

>>38549904
You can find tall CS guys, short ones, fat ones, thin, and everything in between.
The one thing I've noticed that you do not find in between is that they tend to either be single or married. These guys get locked down.

>He doesn't like sexual music
>He doesn't like Top 40
>He can't dance / is afraid of dancing
>He refuses to drink or do drugs
>He's into movies, music or books on a level deeper than entry level (wasting time that could be spent getting laid or partying)
>He has green bubbles
>He wears glasses
>He mostly wears dark colors
>He does't go to a barber at least once every two weeks
>He doesn't use cologne
>He actually went to college instead of going into the military or getting a six figure job with charm and high school connections alone
>He's (deeply) religious
>He doesn't vote democrat
>He doesn't play one or more sports and doesn't watch sports in his free time
>He has more than five hundred bucks invested in his computer
>He's an activist for meaningless things like open source software, net neutrality, etc.

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>she's "been with a """few""" guys"

>>38550249
What are green bubbles? I missed out on the fidget spinners meme but the next trend I'm ordering a boatload and making bank.

>>38550356
It's the color Android users have when texting an iPhone.

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>>38549981
Tfw computer scientist and my job is to put web developers out of their jobs.

My last three jobs I have completely overhauled company websites so that office plebs can update and manage the content on their own.

>>38550042
>He doesn't see a single bit of irony in posting this on a website on the internet from a computer

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>he's not submissive
>he doesn't like his ass spanked
>he doesn't like kissing my feet and licking them
>he's not willing to wear a leash

>>38550491
Computers were all the rage in the 80s, I'll give you that much. They are stagnant now. Intel doesn't even try, and all AMD can do is try to shove more cores in, which everyone ignores because intel is ballsdeep in the industry's ass.The rest you mention is mostly coding and network shit. Either you're an idealist and wank to graphene and diamonds, or you're content with fucking around trying to spin stories about how the same exact shit is now much cooler because of a 0.00069% boost in flippityflops but also comes in a shiner box this year. EE you can go off into more useful shit, or stick to computers since anyone hiring a person with BS won't care too much, possibly a slight preference for EE over CS.

>>38549938
It's highly likely that he has basic bitch Redditor interests like Nerf guns, Rick and Normie, Cards Against Humanity, Overwatch, etc

t. CompSci graduate

>>38550786
that much is true but to a normal woman, reddit humor is just edgy enough without being obscene. if you're a gaybot or a real fembot (female) it sorta makes sense though.

>>38550741
You realize that EE is far closer to computer engineering which is what you're describing than actual CS jobs in software.

Jobs for Electronics and Hardware engineers have been stagnant but software keeps growing.

>>38550741
This is the most retarded, uninformed thing i've seen today

>>38549981
Is that true for pentesters/ethical hackers? I always thought that untill there is like a self learning AI jobs in security wont be replaced since, yknow, captca. Would like a reply asap ion wanna be unemployed after i get this gay ass diploma

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>>38551012
I lost it when he said computers are stagnant now, there is no fucking way he is serious. Very low quality bait

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>>38550741
>describes hardware stagnating
>says to do EE instead of CS

>>38550434
Holy fucking shit
>automates web updating process
>makes content easy to add and edit

>pajeets bankrupt
>shitty """programmers""" bankrupt
>"""we designers""" bankrupt

Youre doing Gods work anob

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It's not that hard for women, just don't ruin your body and hang on to regressive leftist ideologies.

>>38550586
Post more pls.
>not original comment

>>38549904
can this be red flags for friends, too?
>they only think with their dick/cunt when they decide to talk to someone

>>38550786
I don't know if there's any real "winners" as far as college major cliques go, as horrible as that sounds.

>>38550434
Glad I'm doing embedded work.

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>>38549904
>she is fat
>she does drugs
>she says "like" a lot
>she uses her girl status to be rude and cut in
>she wears obvious heavy makeup, often dark colors (purple = DANGER DO NOT APPROACH)
>she says she's been raped
>she has danger hair
>she has debt and/or always broke
>she is a self-proclaimed feminist
>she is a "mooslem"
>she uses ebonics
>she is a goth with short hair
>she cries for no fucking reason
>she has multiple obvious tattoos
>she hangs out with another girl who has one of these symptoms
>she immediately goes to hug everyone
>she adds nothing of value to any conversation
>she always bitches and "needs support"
>she uses absolutes and muh feelz
>she has panic attacks, anxiety, or any other mental illness.
(you're not fucking cool you're fucking crazy literally everyone is disgusted and scared of you reeeeeee)
>she unironically says "nigga" regardless of race
>she hangs out with a group of guys exclusively
>she twerks
>she doesn't cook, therefore expensive unhealthy takeout
>she is single and on the pill
>she lets guys pull out/bareback
>she has a "gluten intolerance" or is vegan (paleo ok)
>she is a socialist, nazi, or communist (they'll let you know quick)
>she is an obvious weeb (closet weeb ok)
>she is a SJW, "activist", or "community organizer"
(had one chick tell me that last one, kek)
>she is getting a degree in english, psychology, japanese, sociology, gender studies (duh), or any similar basket weaving-type degree
>she has political bumper stickers on car
>she gets money from her parents
>she has no ambitions or hobbies
>she watches daytime tv/ reality tv/ tv in general
>she takes selfies constantly
>she isn't at least active to say nothing of exercise
>she talks shit behind other peoples' backs
I will go on as I think of more. These boil down to:
>take care of your body
>act like an adult
>don't brag about making stupid decisions
>have some fucking humility
>don't be mentally ill
Not even just for dates, for friends as well. (cont.)

>>38549904
All these dudes critcizing dudes, the internet still sucks.

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>She doesn't think autism is real
>She thinks it's caused by vaccination
>She is a Mormon
>She can't tie any knots
>She doesn't know how to change a tire
>She is afraid to slap your butt in public
>Her favorite dragon ball character is Tien
>Doesn't like mint ice cream
>Is a pacifist
>Likes watching baseball but hates soccer (the combination is important here)
>Thinks the Earth is flat

>>38551710
>her favorite dragon ball character is Tien

This made me giggle, is tien anyones fav character?

>>38551742
Never underestimate people's shit taste.

>>38551742
Chao Tzu.

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>>38551534
(cont.) nobody wants to be your fucking babysitter. If you can't take care of yourself or find someone who can how the fuck are you supposed to raise children? I realize many girls have unbelievably shitty parenting, but holy fuck. The chicks described above get reinforced by high test guys who just want a quick fuck and run. Don't humor them, do not waste your time. Nobody beats addiction unless they want to, and likewise nobody fixes their life unless they realize that they're the cause of their own unhappiness and (at least try to) fix it. This is why we have "Tits or GTFO", because we're sick of this shit. They invaded our IRL circles and now they're invading our online circles.
>hurr durr gmmr guurl
FUCK
OFF
Yes, I am very mad, and autistic, but at least I try to not look and act like a degenerate. If you fit the description of any of the above, kick your dad in the balls and slap the shit out of your mom for raising a basket case, then fix your shit.
>she, within 5 minutes of conversation, says her last boyfriend was abusive
INTO THE FUCKING TRASH IT GOES

>>38549981
you dont seem to know a lot about computers

>>38550741
you realize that CS is literally software right? they dont teach you shit about hardware except for maybe one or two courses. most CS majors i've met dont even understand how their computer even really work at a hardware level.

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>>38549938
It's only a red flag if he is just doing it for the money or becuase he thinks he is good with computers becuase he reinstalled the sound drivers as a kid.
if you aren't in the top 5% college , you are going to be completing on wages with Indians that don't have college debt.
Also remember computer science isn't computer engineering, and computer engineering is only good if you are getting a phd anyways
>>38549960
>he fell for the meme

>>38549904
>he's majoring in computer science
So he's smart and will be making good money. What the fuck is wrong with you roasties? Is this not what you want?

>>38552283
you don't have to be smart to major in computer science, just cant be completely retarded.

>>38552283
You know how many CS degrees work at Starbucks? There is a small elite group that actully knows how to code, do shit. But most CS degrees aren't worth the acidfree paper they are printed on

>>38550074
This. Someone still needs to be there to keep things updated.

>>38551141

>best friend is her mom

I don't understand this one

>>38552351
thats because they're all macfags who think they can kode because they use a UNIX based OS.

>>38551141
>has personality

>>38552351
>You know how many CS degrees work at Starbucks?
i dont think you know how much either.

>>38552385
Partners in crime, manipulation tag team, too toxix for normal friends, take your pick

>>38552351
Is it truth or meme?

t. code monkey without a degree

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>>38551141
>tfw none of this
>still no bf

>>38552351
>You know how many CS degrees work at Starbucks?
Less than other degrees?

>>38552502
thats because i like most of the things listed there, excluding the fat and smoking etc

>>38552502
Are you a virgin? That's more important. Do you have any guy friends? Have you ever had a bf or any sexual relation online or irl?

>>38551985
i have never seen this level of autism

>>38552351
That's statistically false.

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>>38550249
This is impeccably stupid, overly strict and full of objectively incorrect shit.

>>38552351
What a meme
>cs is now so in demand you can enroll in a half year bootcamp and get an entry level job and make 50k a year easily
DOB GEG

>she has border line personality disorder
>says shit like "slay" or "yas queen" unironically
>thinks body modification is art
>thinks gender is a spectrum
>thinks The Walking Dead is a good show
>gets pissed every weekend
>shares "dank" memes
>uses beyonce gifs
>supports fat acceptance
>smokes weed in a alley whilst wearing black adidas
>"refugees welcome"
>voted for someone for "muh free tuition"
>beats some one up over a postcode
>has done M-Cat
>"dude weed LMAO"

>>38552694
this is literally 90% of females.

are we going to be single forever?

>>38552777
still that 10%

>>38552547
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Do you have any guy friends?
no
>Have you ever had a bf or any sexual relation
>online
yes
>irl?
no

>>38549904
I am.
>>38549951
I attend Radford University, I will be applying for other colleges after I raise my GPA. I hate it here and want to kill myself every day.
>>38550249
I don't like sexual music. Well actually, I really like Loveless, is that sexual music? I don't like Top 40. I can't dance, I've never been to a dance. I don't watch movies but I do listen to classical music, post rock, electronic, etc. I also read, but mostly nonfiction and entry level classics. I wear glasses sometimes. I do mostly wear dark colors. I don't go to a barber every two weeks. I'm tired of responding to this retarded baitpost. You're not supposed to put so much shit there.
>>38551534
I'm not a girl so this doesn't apply to me.
>>38552694
I am still not a girl.

Usually when I do this there are more posts. Fuck guess I'll come back in an hour or two.

>>38552942
Yeah but I don't know where to find them.

>>38552960
>>Have you ever had a bf or any sexual relation
>>online
>yes
There's the issue. You're used goods.

>thinks Metal Gear has no homosexual undertones
>says "kek" unironically (or at all)
>entire vocabulary made up of internet memes
>no black friends but uses AAVE
>no female friends
>not enthusiastic about hobbies or interests
>talks over you and doesn't let you get s word in (and never apologizes)
>never holds a genuine conversation, too busy trying to be funny or mean

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>>38553018
>he doesn't even know where kek originated from

>>38552999
i'm still a KHV, and I have never sent nudes. i had an e-bf and we usually "sexted"

but thats ok, i dont want someone as judgmental as you anyways.

>>38553045
Nah, it's more of a red flag if he does know. Dated a raid leader for a while, wasn't great.

>>38552986
you don't look for them, they appear

>>38553057
>sexted
Disgusting. And a bf online is still a bf.You said you loved him, you said you wanted to choke on his cock etc etc. How can any future bf possibly compare or feel about you doing those things with another man.
You messed up. And you're just as bad as any normie girl who fuck anybody they see.

>>38553202
im sure most men would disagree since it was entirely online. im sure you are obsessed with porn and fantasize about doing such things with random women.
my hymen is still intact and thats all that matters.

>>38553304
I fantasize about doing things to my gf yes. Not just anyone. And I wouldn't dump my gf ever.
Also
>porn is real life

>my hymen is still intact and thats all that matters.
>defending sexting and sending nudes to random men
You're a literal roastie.

>>38553400
>defending sexting and sending nudes to random men
what? I literally said I never sent nudes.
>porn is real life
sexting is not real life. its just fantasy.
>And I wouldn't dump my gf ever.
yeah, a lot of couples say that and they still end up breaking up. i feel bad for your gf it sounds like you control her a lot.

>>38553479
>what? I literally said I never sent nudes.
You might as well since your hymen would still be intact right?
>sexting is not real life
Yes it is. It's with someone you personally know, you are invested and attached in. Stop excusing your degenerate behaviour.
>yeah, a lot of couples say that and they still end up breaking up
Most couples are normies. We're not. And she is too attached to me to let me go, and I wouldn't ever let her go. So I'm good.
I feel bad for the next poor cuck you make your bf who has to live with the knowledge you begged for another man's cock. If you even have the guts to tell him the truth.

>>38553566
>Most couples are normies. We're not. And she is too attached to me to let me go
you are a normie, you're not a virgin and you have a gf. other anons would reeeee you out of here. you're going to feel very stupid when you two break up and you think back to this discussion. you two will not be together forever lol. its interesting how you are calling me a degenerate when im a virgin and you're not.
>you are invested and attached in
like the way you were attached to porn before your gf and wished to fuck all of those women?

look, i dont care if you think having an e-bf is degenerate. your opinion is not the same as other men. and yes i would tell the truth because it was only online and literally does not matter to most guys. your way of thinking is a form of control and says a lot about yourself personally.

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>she isn't a switch

>>38553696
You're the one who broke up with your e-bf. I'm still going strong after 3 years. We both don't go outside, we enjoy eachother's company. Keep hoping while you ride your cock carousel.

>its interesting how you are calling me a degenerate
I am in a monogamous relation with my first gf who I'm going to marry. That's as wholesome and christian as it can be.
But keep sexting with random dudes I'm sure you're much beter than me.

>like the way you were attached to porn before your gf and wished to fuck all of those women?
Nameless women != people you know personally. How hard is this to figure out for you?

>>38553753
wtf? where are you even getting these assumptions from? he broke up with me actually. you do realize that girls can get dumped too, right? or are you that stupid that you think its impossible?
>I'm still going strong after 3 years. That's as wholesome and christian as it can be.
and yet you two had premarital sex. yeah thats definitely very christian of you!
>who I'm going to marry.
and now you can see into the future. you're a special one. you literally dont know that. you can die tomorrow or she will.
>Keep hoping while you ride your cock carousel.
>cock carousel
thats quite the word to use for a girl thats still a virgin.
>random dudes
i literally already said it was with one e-bf. you're very judgmental and rude and for a "christian" you should be ashamed. its actually very weird how much it bothers you that all i did with a guy was sext. why do you care so much and why are you trying to bring me down? most men will not care and im not going to let you make me feel like shit for something that does not concern you.

>>38549904
>tfw dropped out of CS and applied for physics
Did I do good?

>>38549904
>He doesn't ask for a face shot

Huge flag right there when anything online is developing.

>>38549904
>he's into PUA stuff
>he hates reading
>he dresses poorly
>he's fat
>he uses the phrase "red pill"
>he likes anime
>he's hardcore religious

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>>38553925
I'm not christian. Was just using it as a way of saying I'm far from degenerate and a normie.

>and now you can see into the future. you're a special one. you literally dont know that. you can die tomorrow or she will.
She already said she wants to marry me. You don't seem to understand. We're pretty much inseparable. She constantly plans things for our future and it's really cute.

>thats quite the word to use for a girl thats still a virgin.
>"don't worry, i've only sexted with 500 guys but you're special I swear"
Dear god. You're terrible. I guess you're proud of yourself for finding this loophole and being able to be a whore. I'm sure you believe in doing anal preserves your virginity too huh

>most men will not care and im not going to let you make me feel like shit for something that does not concern you.
Roastie excuses 101

>he broke up with me actually
I can see why. Now I have to go. My gf wants to watch a movie with me and cuddle.

>>38554016
wtf? if i sexted with 500 guys i wouldnt still be a virgin. who gives a shit if she said that. couples get engaged all of the time and they still end up breaking up. and judging by your responses, its very likely you two will not last long. i highly doubt you actually have a girlfriend and what you are describing is your waifu. what a fucking loser lol

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>>38554014
>he's hardcore religious

>>38554144
I don't care about mildly religious. I just don't want someone who hates other religions, gay people, and women's basic human rights, and who would try to convert me. Oh, and even a little bit muslim is too much.

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>He doesn't believe in God or that Jesus is His son
>He denigrates himself to satisfy momentary physical wants rather than focus on the soul
>He feels no desire for self improvement or bettering himself to experience life fully, preferring to stew in excess and degeneracy with a perpetual, distant emptiness inside of him
>He's not willing to wait for an established, truly loving relationship (confirmed under God, usually) before having sex
>He doesn't have family values
>He doesn't want to have children
>He only wants one

>>38550434
god speed you, anon. now figure out a way get rid off "social media experts" and middle management and we can begin moving towards a brighter future

>she has low penile femininity

>>38550249
Is this bait? Holy shit

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>neet
>insecure
>anxious
>watches K-on or other 'cute girl anime'
>tranny
>trap

>>38554016
I like you, you have proper morals my gf is the same

1488

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>he regularly refers to women as "females"