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VICE reporter here publishing a piece on /R9K/. Feel free to

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VICE reporter here publishing a piece on /R9K/.

Feel free to include any random details or opinions you want to express here, as I will finish it tonight. I have lurked maor for about 2 weeks now so don't worry about using savvy lingo.

As you can see I have included a comfy .gif for your viewing pleasure as well. Feel free to save it as it is public domain.
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>>38546830
good thread original poster!
as you could see from your two weeks here, we're a great bunch that focus on cooperative self improvement! it's a lot of fun.
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people still read vice? lol. the only good thing vice has ever done is heimos arctic refuge and the north korea thing. everything else is just stupid bullshit
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>>38546830
VICE needs to end
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>>38546830
Thanks for the gif Iad
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>>38546830
>VICE reporter

So are you a kike?
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Thanks VICE for being such based redpill news for my generation, totally gnarly bruh
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>>38546830
>People that have social anxiety always LOOK like they would have social anxiety. Its like they're hyper aware that their genetics are sub par.

LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING
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>>38546852
haha I was a bit to formal sorry lol. I know you're a great bunch but sometimes you worry me.

>>38546856
Vice is doing better than ever IDK what you are talking about.

>>38546878
>berg
haha
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remember when Vice posted genuinely edgy, informative documentaries and investigative journalism? Now it's just SJW trash glorifying tranny culture and 'I smoked crack through my asshole you won't believe what happened next'
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>>38546830
Vice is alright if you ignore the weed stuff
And that one documentary about buying nuclear weapons
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>>38546925
i pretty much stopped paying attention to them after the liberia documentary
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>>38546906
fear is irrational and dosen't care about your race, looks, thoughts or anything.

but yeah, anyone who's "brave" enough to publically voice their anxiety is a normie
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>>38546907
why do we worry you reporter-anon?
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Leave us alone, kike
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>>38546830
Y-you have a question or something?
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>>38546925
This fucking thing, so much

>>38546830
We're (mostly) ((in general)) men alienated from society, unable to relate to it because we've been pushed away one way or another by it
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>retards actually thinking this is a vice reporter

This tard barely strung those 5 sentences together in a cohesive manner, no way could he write an article
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>>38546830
can you include my contact information to any readers that want to be my flatchest gf

I get rated a 9 on /soc/ but can't find a gf
pic related

shoe-chan#7991
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HuffPo reporter here.
OP is a liar fishing for (You)s.
Now I am the real deal and you should (You) me instead as I will 100% guarantee to include your screencaps or at least trips in my piece due Monday.
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>>38547060
He did say he wrote for vice. They're more about "look how edgy this shit is" vs. "here's a well written article."
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>>38547041
Just express any opinions you want published.

>>38547060
Sorry that you're a loser and angry about it

>>38547067
no
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>>38547060
go read a vice article and then come back here and realize how stupid you are. it's a bunch of 22 year old nu males writing about trump and weed
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>>38547067
Bogdanov clone confirmed
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>>38547114
Give me a gf that's my opinion

It's no fair I'm a 9 on /soc/
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>>38547060
And that's exactly what is expected out of a VICE reporter.

>>38547114
You can't just go "gibe opinionz pls". Ask questions, express your own opinions and make us react.
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>>38547060
What was wrong about what he posted?
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>>38546830
Fuck off and leave us alone you media whore.
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>>38547114
>Just express any opinions you want published.
This is to the people in my life. Fuck all of you bastards.
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>>38546830
just want to voice that not everyone here is a frustrated virgin who blames women as a whole for their complete lack of introspection, effort, and their overall host of problems.
I come here to lurk mostly. Laugh at or pity most threads, and take further interest in seemingly much rarer and well conceived threads, not going to lie, i take part in a fair bit of trolling too.

i wonder how r9k will be portrayed in your neutral-claiming, hard-left leaning 'news' company
p.s you guys tend to pick reporters terribly and it seems rare that they have an actual wealth of understanding in the subjects they're reporting.. sometimes it works great though, i liked what you guys did in ukraine.
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>>38547163
Well I'm pretty neutral but this place makes me very sad. I see a lot of people in denial about their potential.
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I really doubt OP is from VICE, but here goes:
Basically /r9k/ has (in the recent years) been a gathering place for young people (mostly men) in their early- to late 20's who feel lost in life in one way or another. We come here to find solace and share our feels, stories and life experiences. Many of us are NEETs or stuck in low paying dead end jobs while other people their age are actually progressing in their lives (getting "real" jobs/professions, getting into long term relationships etc.). Wer'e not all bad people, but you'll probably paint us as ones since it will get you pageviews and money. I'm quite drunk right now, so if you want I can get into my personal life if you need some quotes for your article

Picture of Bashar al-Assad is related, since I feel bad for him. He just wanted to be an eye doctor, but he was forced to become the ruler of Syria. Bashar just wanted to heal eyes
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>>38547260
yea you're a female, no need to hide it. get off my board
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Vice is basically just an "edgy" Buzzfeed and I sincerely hope it goes the way of Gawker. You should be ashamed of yourself for being involved with an organization that has played such an instrumental role in ruining journalism and, to a lesser extent, the Internet.

Also, go download my mixtape, it's called "Word On Da Streetz 2: Return Of Lil' Autist," out now on Aspergers Entertainment Inc.
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Male robot KV (kissless virgin) here. Age 20. I've got a decent enough job that I like. I blame my virginity on the fact that I'm a lazy bastard. I can't be bothered to try and meet girls or get in shape. I don't really care enough. I only want a gf so my parents think I'm a normalfag
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>>38547282
A lot of people here have experienced virtually nothing but negative reinforcement and pain in their lives. Born ugly, stupid and with a predisposition to developing mental illnesses, they've been dealt a shitty hand and would prefer to retreat into themselves and lash out at anyone that disturbs them. If you are actually legit, just try and show a little empathy, yeah?
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>>38547114

How much money do you get for demonizing a group of mentally ill people who don't act as puppets for other people's agenda's? Do you ever dream of writing something with a non mainstream opinion that you formed yourself or have you given up on the idealistic side of journalism?
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>>38546830
Are you the same person who a couple weeks ago made a thread saying they were making a documentary about here?
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Be sure to include traps in your article and be sure to link it when you're done
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>>38547114
>Sorry that you're a loser and angry about it
Do you know where you are? This board is literally meant for angry loser's. Leave here immediately.
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>>38547323
nope, i just dont deflect blame as much anymore
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>>38547378
This

Understand that r9k is for the ugly and socially inept. Nobody wants them, especially in a modern world so focused on looks as the world today. Truth is nobosy wants us because we are ugly, but nobody in real life will actually admit this, so they hide behind excuses and "just be yourself". It is very sad actually but that is just how it is. I am tired of normal-looking, sex-having acum invading my board
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>>38547283
>Basically /r9k/ has (in the recent years) been a gathering place for young people

RRRR WRONG. Get out newfag cunt.

>>38546830
OP as a seasoned veteran of r9k(started in 08) Ill fill you in. Everything else posted here is bullshit. Here goes.

The board was started as an off shoot to /b/ with the intention of it having original content. You couldnt post the same thing more then once, be at a sentence or a picture. Over time as with alot of boards it develops its own unique clique of posters and thus the robot ideology was born. Young, lonely, frustrated and mostly virgin males came here. It was a place where we could share our negative experiences with females, abuse we suffered through bullying, our hatred of alpha males who get girls we fancy, being friend zoned etc. The board used to be adorned with a picture of a robotic pedo bear(something 90% of the current users don't know about because they are new).

Look me make it perfectly clear that only males can be robots. There is no 'fembot'. Our board is the strongest feeder board to /pol/ when how in recent years we have been flooded with users from reddit who have been trying in vain to force change the boards culture. They lost the battle on /pol/ so their intention is to know cut off the snakes head by eliminating any potential recruits before they can become red pilled and join the fight against the SJWs and feminists. All the homosexual and trap related shit that gets posted here does not reflect the board, its merely pseudo propaganda. And attempt to brainwash young and vulnerable males on here to transition and essentially castrate themselves.

Basically we are a gigantic boys club for down trodden males of society. We're the guy that chad throw papers at in class, we're the guy the hot girls used to laugh at, we're the guys who sucked at PE(gym) class. We're very angry.

The board is staunchly anti-feminist and a believer in the red pill movement.
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please do not publish shit about r9k

cant you scum with easy jobs go do something else?
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>>38546830
REEEEEEEEE!!!!! Fuck out of here. You'll let all the normies in ya fuck head.
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>>38547520
>The board is staunchly anti-feminist and a believer in the red pill movement.
Spotted the newfag.
/r9k/ has always been about feminism, tolerance and lgbtqp+ activism.
The misogyny and transphobia didn't start till redditors came here back during the presidential campaign
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I'm gonna borrow your thread real quick OP. I'm gonna have instant noodles soon. Should I have Shrimp Tom Yam or Pork flavour?
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>>38547575
I like the pork. Usually I put an egg and a little spinach in there with it.
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>>38547520
>The board is staunchly anti-feminist and a believer in the red pill movement.
Nah.

>>38547575
Pork.
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Vice used to be cool but then it got hijacked by far-left idiotic millennial's who write complete drivel about "white fragility" and other nonsensical delusions that can only seem plausible after years of brainwashing, fuck everything you and your shitty website stand for.
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>>38547282
>I see a lot of people in denial about their potential.
Holy shit this is some grade-A bait. You captured the normie persona perfectly in a single post. What the fuck does that sentence even mean?
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>>38547560
leftypol OUT NOW
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>>38547520
(cont) The boards is also the creater of pepe meme. It started out as bachelor frog meme then morphed into pepe with the whole 'poo poo pepe' which included pictures of the frog peeing and urinating on people to acts of violence. It ended up on /pol/ and reddit stole it and now its mainstream.

We also made wojak the feel guy meme a mainstream meme also. Back in the day every second thread here 'yfw no gf' adorned with a picture of wojak and thats what the majority of discussion as. Men venting about their lack of romantic success and connection and other men sharing that feel.
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>>38546830
I just love the idea of licking a beautiful woman's bare naked ass and asshole until my tongue is tired and my face is sore. I hope to one day find a woman who will let me do this to her while I play with my dick and ejaculate on her pretty feet.
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>>38547560
>>38547598
GTFO both of you, filthy cunts.
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>>38547611
>leftypol OUT NOW
No leftypol just a regular robot.
If you're against progressive values you are NOT one and not welcome.

Take your bigotry elsewhere. We own this board.
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>>38546830
I don't believe this, but on the off chance it's true here are my thoughts.

If you want to write a piece on /r9k/ you should talk to Angela Nagle and read her book. You should also read here articles "The new man of 4chan" and "Paleocons for Porn".

Next, go spend some time on related communities - /r/incels, /r/hapas, wizchan, and to some extent /pol/, and I guess /b/, /g/ and /v/.

Finally, read these articles "4chan: The Skeleton Key to the Rise of Trump" and "Kek, Cucks, and God Emperor Trump: A Measurement Study of 4chans Politically Incorrect Forum and Its Effects on the Web" and UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE WRONG.

Other okay-ish reading is: "When Factory Jobs Vanish, Men Become Less Desirable Partners" and "Toxic masculinity is tearing us apart: Christopher Harper-Mercer, 4chan and the fragility of Americas alpha male".

Come back when you're done doing your research and maybe then you can write a good article.
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>>38547560
>transphobia
I'm not afraid of trannies, I just think they're gross. Same with fags.
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>>38547662
Not going to conform to your faggotry anon, sorry.
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>>38547560
>/r9k/ has always been about feminism, tolerance and lgbtqp+ activism.
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>>38547684
>expecting a vice reporter to do research that doesn't involve drugs or niggers
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>>38547702
Why do you come o a board you nothing in common with and actually belive your ideals are the boards own?

R9k is about woman hating, always has been. You know that, I know it and all your reddit friends know it. Thats why you fuckers came here, to combat it. Just admit it.
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>>38546830
"Champ, I know you think you're doing the world a lot of good by hanging out on that Mongolian basket-weaving eWorld chat room, but it's not a real job. And to get a real job, you need to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's as simple as that, Champ."
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>>38547736
>you can't be a reclusive loner if you don't hate women
Hmm...
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IF THIS IS REAL THEN DON'T FORGET TO MENTION STANLEY AKA THE TRIPFAG "VULPES"

HE IS THE BIGGEST FACE OF THE CULTURAL IDENTITY OF THIS BOARD

IF YOU DONT EVEN MENTION HIM THEN WHY EVEN DO ANYTHING AT ALL
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>>38546830
Probably fake, but if its real i hope you see the place as more than just a hideout for mysogynists. I know there's lots of cancerous threads on this board but there's also lots of good ones to. Lots of lonely peope use this board as a sort of support group because they've got nobody else to share the load with.
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>>38547736
>R9k is about woman hating, always has been. You know that, I know it and all your reddit friends know it. Thats why you fuckers came here, to combat it. Just admit it
t.actual redditor

/r9k/ is about woman loving and lgbtqp+ acceptance.

Who could possibly be more robot than women living in the patriarchy or persecuted homo/qweer sexuals?

GTFO shill. Back to
>>>/r/redpill/ with you lot.
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>>38547560
>lgbtqp+
>qp
Well played
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>>38547608
It means you'd rather blame genetics and society than acknowledge your own agency in your life, you retard.
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>>38547861
>rick and morty gif
>/r9k/ about women and fags

Amzing how no one called you for the shitty troll you are yet, unless you're plotting a subtle pzy-op to thwart normies view of /r9k/
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Make sure you include something about how most of us are pedophiles struggling to survive in a world that won't accept us
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>>38546830
Please dont paint us as bad people.
We're just failed males that were crushed by the hand we were dealt, and crippled by rejection and a society that has no desire for us.
Hence why so many of us end up becoming traps, cus we're so desperate to feel wanted, since that wasnt possible for us as males. (also cus anime causes dysphoria)
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>>38546830
>Feel free to save it as it is public domain.
nice bait
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About traps/sissy hypno/transexual discussions-

been here since about 2005 and I've seen the progression. First it started with "gay for jun/gay for bridget"(anime character and fighting game character). The prevalence of these threads and discussion and porn about traps has increased significantly since then, leading to the current state of 'gay/trans' thread on /r9k/. This was unheard of back then, and the idea of becoming the girl wasn't as popular - except on /a/. /a/ has always had people posting that they "want to be the little girl" and while at first I didn't understand this trend I came to understand the psychological reasons why. This matched up with my life experience and study of sexuality, neuroscience, psychology, and my own fantasies of wanting to be the girl.
It was then I was able to realize the true scope of this movement. Men are afraid of women because they are undersocialized and used to porn, and so they don't put in the effort to meet women in real life so they fantasize about being closer and closer to women until the point where they take out the woman from sexual relationships.
Porn trains men to like pressure free sex, and /r9k/ has been a proving ground for that. To the point where /wiz/chan was born for those who believe themselves completely divorced from women entirely, and they define themselves by those terms of 'hating' women when really all they've done is avoid them their entire life.
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>>38547939
>Porn trains men to like pressure free sex, and /r9k/ has been a proving ground for that.
Is there a problem with this?
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Why do you work at Vice exactly OP?
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Can you post some proof? How do we know that you actually work for vice?
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>>38546830
I know a vice writer that spends his time giving ketamine to 13 year old girls and living with daddy middle class.

Kill yourself.
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>>38547861
>ALL THAT BULLSHIT

HAHA you deluded cunt.
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>>38547913
>w-w-w-w-we're not bad people
>hate jews, blacks, basically all nonwhite races, hate women, contribute nothing to society and expect to be handed free food, shelter, and a virgin gf
>not bad people
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>>38546830
Here's what you need to know.

Basically this board is a center for men that feel a need to escape society and come to common grounds to discuss topics that are seen as Robotic (eg: unemployment, virginity, self-loathing and insecurities, ect)

Politically, I've seen a good mix of everything from Nazi to Anarco-Communist. The worst thing someone on here will do to you (unless you fuck up a monstrous degree) is kinda label you with negative adjectives like retard or faggot.

Besides a few similarities (like you have to be at least a little self-loathing) anyone who doesn't mind people arguing about their taste and other aspects can be a robot, though I wouldn't recommend it.

We really don't want edgy teens to flock here like they do every time 4chan is on the news. We only want people we can feel for and relate to. So please discourage anyone from coming on and polluting the board,
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If this is real:

I am kind of new to 4chan (my friend told me about it a couple of months ago) so don't take what I way too seriously.

What I've learnt from using this site is that a lot of people are not virgin jobless alt right robots.
Most shit on this site(especially r9k) is ironic.

I don't even think R9k is right leaning politically. I myself am a liberal/social libertarian.
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>>38546830
You realise this board is just a massive roleplay, a kind of performance art? We organise it all on discord
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"REPORTERS" contribute nothing to society in this day an age. You are a leach, spreading misinfo and an agenda. You are a worthless. Fuck you

>inb4 responding to obvious bait
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/r9k/ has a convoluted gay pick up culture whereby the more homophobic the poster the more gay they are because of the deeply ironic nature of 4chan.

Here are some slang terms you might see.
>day of the rope
rope is slang for penis this means to initiate gay sex
>/pol/ here
/pol/ is slang for penis and indicates the poster is a top
>hole or fembot
general term for a bottom-anon
>degenerate
Basic term of endearment
>>>/lgbt/
let's continue this in an irl channel
>normie
Term for a hetero or cis person
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>>38546830
The piss bottles thing isn't even a meme.

I unironically pee in bottles to avoid waking people up at night and then dump them into the toilet in the morning. I prefer to think of it as "sniper pissing," though.
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>>38546830
Vice needs to fucking die
Pumping my family full of liberal diversity sjw shit
Go get a real job you fucking troglodyte
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>>38548158
Yeah having fantasies of being desired, and having spite for a society that has rejected you totally makes you a bad person. Also most of the hate to specific groups is leaking from pol (except for women since most of that is derived from rejection and envy).
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>>38548224
This is all true. Can confirm.
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>>38548275
Doesn't matter where it comes from. A shitty person is a shitty person. I had a crappy childhood but I wasn't retarded enough to blame everyone else for it and turn into a hate-filled drone like the 'robots' here.
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>lurked for two weeks
>anywhere near qualified to write about 4chan

You might as well have spent a day with the few hunter-gatherer societies that still exist, call them stupid niggers, and walk away.

Any sort of assumption or analysis from any perspective other than that of a frequent 4chan user is going to be wrong. Even the normies assume a completely different persona when they browse 4chan, and they are almost entirely indistinguishable from the faceless mass composed of both the best and absolute worst the world has to offer.

You might be reading a post by someone who has never held a job and shits into a sock claiming that they frequently fuck supermodels and live a contented life. People with stable jobs and established social life will write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how they want to fuck their cousin, or pontificate about how much they hate women and Muslims. You will never know if someone is joking or not, and you most definitely will not know if they are who they say they are. People here lie. They lie a lot. That's the entire fucking point. They lie about their lives, their ideologies, and their experiences because bringing your convictions to retarded extremes and getting into brawls with other retards is FUN. Until you understand this and have spent a significant length of time participating in this shitheap, you aren't going to properly understand that and appreciate that. You might as well be publishing the political opinions of high toddlers.

The media keeps on trying to explain the rise of Trump and revival of right-wing nationalism through the lens of a bunch of anonymous assholes who think this is all a massive game. There are legitimate, identifiable societal and economic causes for the rut we're in, and you clowns keep on looking at the retards who spend all day drawing green frogs in mspaint.
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>>38546830
I Love Gavin McInnes
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>>38547830
Been using /r9k/ since it was first made and I have no idea who that is.
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>>38548298
>lie a lot
tfw literally never told a lie on 4chin

who /honest/ here?
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>>38548296
Define shitty person. Again most of the hate towards specific groups doesnt originate here. And most everyone here doesnt feel entitled to anything, they just feel like an outcast. And shitty childhood is nothing, robots are continually rejected untill they isolate themselves and spend misery hating themselves and envying others (which can become confused into spiting others). Add mental illness in too and yeah, they have an excuse to feel the way they do. They arent inherently shitty people, and thats the same shitty attitude that pol uses against races, religions, etc. to justify hatred.
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>>38546830
Idc if this is bait, you listen to me here little bitch ass reporter

I've been on here for about 5 years now and I've regretted every second of it since the 4th year i've been here. This board is inherently self-deprecating, addictive, and overall a drain on what it means to be a human. I've seen people leave this board and try to adapt to society afterward and never be able to. I've seen people kill themselves on here because they truly believe life is unfair. I've seen people older than me, get jobs, get a girlfriend, move out there parents house, and still post on here because they've been psychologically scarred by this board to still want to fit in with the community, and thus throw away those things slowly to get back to the lifestyle they once had.

TL:DR This place is a hell hole that scars individuals who come here for some elongated period of time.

So, why am I trying to tell you this? Because when you post that article, you are inadvertently inviting people here. Moreover, people who have no reason to be here. People who, without knowledge of this board, could go on to live normal lives, but nonetheless people who will ironically spend time here until they take in enough propaganda (red-pills) to turn them into the thing they parody.

I'm sure you've "lurked" long enough to have seen the parallels in the robot lifestyle and yours, and have been able to see how one could fall into their mindset. But your still a normie (VICE) so I'm sure you can see that your life is exponentially better than that of ours. At the very least, I can only imagine you don't have as much hate in your heart as the average robot and nonetheless see that as good. Thus, you can understand why you wouldn't want to wish robot-dom on your worst enemy.

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>>38548431
He's the guy with the baggy eyes and the weak chin who people always ironically post as an example of a 9/10. The threads are like:
>9/10 Chad-tier looks
>still not getting laid
with a photo of him smiling attached. You haven't seen this meme?
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>>38546830
>savvy lingo
kys
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>>38548473
They are inherently shitty people if they blame large groups of other people for their personal problems and spew hate. You can tell me all day that most robots are not racist or sexist. I'll just laugh at your naivete. You guys are not victims.
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>>38548501
So, what I ask of you, is to make /r9k/ appear to be the greatest place on earth. See, if you make it sound too dark and disturbing, then you inevitably get edge lords in here and those that either want to see if they can "handle" it, or are just curious to inadvertently shitpost on this board (all of which are paths to robot-dom).

Make people feel as though we are just a bunch of losers that are angry, you might mischaracterize us, but at least you won't attract as much attention to this board.

t. a guy who visited 4chan because of an edgy video on anonymous
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>>38548501
Maybe /r9k/ scars impressionable dumbasses. I've been here since the board's inception, never swallowed any bullshit posted here, and am doing fine.
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>>38546830
>>38547101
Don't listen to any of these Frauds. I'm a buzzfeed reporter and your (you)s are safe in my hands. My article will be in the snapchat story tomorrow so if you really want people to see something respond to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>38547560
Nazi feels threads were easily tolerated Pre Trump candidacy. After that there has been a consistent and unironic spam of homosexuality and race mixing threads. Fact. Leftypol gets mad that they cannot compete with hatepol so they come here.
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>>38548535
How good looking is he unironically.
Assume 5/10 is the average male
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>>38548728
I dunno, maybe 4. I'd call him slightly ugly.
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>>38546830
Uh, you don't get to bring normies
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>>38546830

R9k used to be the mecca of green text stories. At one point it was the funniest board on 4chan. Then we got swallowed by our own collective depression.

Seriously man the stories were so good and so funny I still come back here years later with this hope that I'll find a tard stories thread or something.

4chan blows ass now and has for a few years but i still come here cause all the potential alternatives like Reddit are filled with sponsored content, obnoxious progressive shilling,astroturfing, witch hunts, callout culture, censorship, power-tripping moderation, underageb&, and retarded Normies who don't fit in with internet culture. what happened to Digg.com has happened to the entire internet and 4chan is a treehouse in this flood.
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>>38548564
Again only group robots really carry any prejudice against are women, and chads that abuse and reject them. So racism is irrelavent. As far as sexism, yeah being rejected and unwanted sexually your whole life, and being used and manipulated by women, and being envious of societies preference towards them can lead to spite. Its not irrational hatred, and its usually never directed towards a specific individual. Certainly isnt the sort of objectifying sexism women claim is harmful. Prejudice doesnt inherently make someone shitty if there is nuance or victimization fueling it. You wouldnt call a female rape victim for developing an irrational hatred and fear towards men shitty? Maybe misguided, but not inherrently shitty. Its ironic since your refusal to express any sort of sympathies to robots is so comparable to 'real' unjustified prejudice, like racism against blacks cus "well i had a hard time growing up but didnt become a gangbanger" and quoting black crime statistics vs percent of population to depict them as 'violent' as a group. Youre just expressing the same sort of unsympathetic prejudice.
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>>38549003
>Its not irrational hatred
Yes it is. You got rejected by a tiny amount of women and then tarred all of them with the same brush.

>Maybe misguided, but not inherrently shitty.
It's still shitty, but you make concessions for people who were brutalised.
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If you think pic related is wrong then you don't belong on this board.

Simple as that.
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>>38549003
Robots aren't "rejected their whole lives". Most robots I ask admit that they have never asked out a woman, or not done so at all in the past year. Robots isolate themselves and then blame other people and spew hate. That's shitty.
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>>38547060
>This tard barely strung those 5 sentences together in a cohesive manner
that's vice baby
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>>38549097
Its not just rejection. Its see women carrying an inherent value when you feel worthless. Seeing them be wanted by so many people, when you have never felt it from one. I dont carry these predjudices personally, but can i sympathize? Of course. Is it shitty behavior and rational? Yes. Does it make them shitty people? No. Just like with the rape victim, or the black guy who grew up being told he wasnt black enough, or the guy that gets beat by his wife but cant raise a hand or he goes to jail. Again you refuse to express any sympathies and are generalizing a large group of people as "shitty". Do you not see the irony?
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>>38546830
As much as a documentary on us would be cool, it coming from a normie reporter who only has contact with this board for 2 weeks has a recipe for absolute shit
>camera points at screen
>"look guys, depressed people online who don't do anything to help themselves"
Seriously, if you don't know about this lifestyle, don't bother recording it for an easy buck. You're also gonna bring curious newfags who will inadvertently fuck themselves over because the boards are pure cancer.

If you are legit about making a doc about robot lifestyle, this post wouldn't be needed, you'd already have a whole screenplay. You'd already have contact with actual robots or maybe have the doc revolve around specifics posters and their affects on the board. But no, these ideas don't come to you and you ask us to give you advice on a doc we don't want you to make. Lol fuck you op, don't make your trash movie.
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>>38546830
>I have lurked maor for about 2 weeks
so you know that's all made up comedy, right?
right?
hehe xd
kill me pls
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>>38547520
This post is so stupid and was clearly never here in 08. /r9k/ used to be more like a combo of /b/ and /soc/ and was a generally positive place that generated original content that was more conversation and socially structed than /b/. There was a lot of meetup threads, ama threads, regional threads, threads for discussion about boards like /x/ and /b/. Loners got butthurt about it being contactfaggy and all that shit got banned from /r9k/ and the community fractured up and largely moved to /soc/. Shortly after /r9k/ was having identity crisis and Moot removed it as board. Shortlly after due to popular demand, largely on b, /r9k/ came back but without the original content mandate and that is when it started to be a place for lonely virgins. That culture has developed and with a lot of influence from /pol/ has turned people here largely into conservative minded "red pilled" woman haters. Tapping into people who dealt a bad hand as a political tool. /r9k/ has the potential for great good in terms of conecting people who feel alone and disenfranchized but also a potential to radicalize. A good way to look at the current state of /r9k/ would be like sjw tumblr for right leaning men.
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>>38546925
VICE has always been nonsense, you just grew up.
That's not to say they haven't gotten worse though.
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>>38546830
The only good thing vice ever did was Munchies. Can you guys just do more of that please?
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We aren't that bad.
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>>38547598
>>38547594
I ate Tom Yam. It was nice and spicy. Might eat a pork one in a few hours, since alcohol makes me super hungry
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>>38546830
ol' fuck ass doodoo breath skinny beta boi vice reporte. Probably that little kike.
But on a serious note, cut it out with the pandering to blacks. I hate that black guy that just photoshops black people in to things
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>>38546830
That's pretty cool, OP. I'll read it when it comes out.
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>>38547260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

NORMIE, GET OUT!

OFF MY BOARD!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>it's another /r9k/ writes a vice article episode
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>>38547520
>we're the guy the hot girls used to laugh at
they still laugh at us if we go outside.
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Do us a favor and not mention /r9k/ by name. I don't give a shit about your article detailing the lame shit that goes on here so normies can revel in their ability to socialize properly unlike us internet virgins, but I'd really prefer if there wasn't an increase in people coming here just to mock everyone and get screenshots for reddit points or start retarded threads trying to address and solve our problems by spitting out platitudes like it's some sort of truth bomb.
Also, get fucked and tell your boss to cut funding for whatever dumb shit your department is and give Patrick O'Dell money to make more Epicly Later'd episodes.
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>>38546830
Put me in the screencap lad, i wanna be famous

NDF
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We've got enough normies here, stop fucking sending them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w
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>>38548973
>4chan blows ass now and has for a few years but i still come here cause all the potential alternatives like Reddit are filled with sponsored content, obnoxious progressive shilling,astroturfing, witch hunts, callout culture, censorship, power-tripping moderation, underageb&, and retarded Normies who don't fit in with internet culture. what happened to Digg.com has happened to the entire internet and 4chan is a treehouse in this flood.
Before Reddit was taken so seriously, it was great fun. They made XX a default and everything turned to shit from there. The censorship and modcancer destroyed that place. It's a fucking chapel to progressive bullshit and corporate marketing.I spend no time there now, not for a long time.
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>>38549003
>As far as sexism, yeah being rejected and unwanted sexually your whole life, and being used and manipulated by women, and being envious of societies preference towards them can lead to spite
Women have literally destroyed the whole god damn world over the last 100 years. They are like 1000 nuclear warheads. You can not overstate the toll. They should be banned from society.
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>>38549255
>Robots aren't "rejected their whole lives". Most robots I ask admit that they have never asked out a woman, or not done so at all in the past year. Robots isolate themselves and then blame other people and spew hate. That's shitty.
Because women treat us like shit in situations that have nothing to do with dating. We have eyes. We can observe their behavior. We can see their choices. Every stereotype about women is so fucking true that it kills us. That's the funny thing. We want to be hopeful and see the best in women, but day after day we see women becoming worse and worse and making society (that we are obligated to be a part of, like being in a max security prison) more in their own shitty image. "The future is female" is a curse more cruel and demented than any the Devil could cast at us.
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>>38546830
Vice used to be good but turned into an SJW cesspool that's every other article is about trannies. You're just one of the many wagecuck reporters that busts your ass while shane fucks prostitutes on a yacht.
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>132 replies
hey guys president drumpf here trying to ban school shooters. please tell me about your autism. don't worry I've lurked for two hours.
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Include me in one of the screenshots
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>>38546830
When will your article be published?
Tell the normalfags to surrender before the beta revolution begins.
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>>38546830

OH BOY.

I'm sure this is going to end well for us.
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>>38547520
>Dude guys I'm a total oldfag
>I can prove it by saying something LITERALLY EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS

Fuck off back to /pol/ you normalfag cancer
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>>38546830
Vice is cancer but please don't forget to include that Azusa x Yui is the absolute BEST! The world needs to know this!
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>>38552033
but each time someone here says one positive thing about a female they've noticed they get yelled at for "white knighting" or some desperate reach like that. every time a female has some good trait, people piss themselves shutting it down, so don't give me that sob story. they don't try to be hopeful at all
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>>38546830

Pretty much we are a bunch of school shooters waiting for the day of the rope so that we can ascend.

We also hate women and like sticking chicken tendies up our assholes.

Don't show up to school tmmrw kappa roodypoo
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>>38552489
This. There are more of us than you can possibly fathom. All it takes is a spark, one last straw broken and war shall engulf the realms. All Chads and Stacies should be wary, for your defeat shall come swiftly and with force you have not seen before on this Earth.

3rd Piss Bottle Air Brigade reporting in.
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>>38552905
Is that the guy from Phineas and Ferb in your pic
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>>38552933
Yes, his name is Chad
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>>38552033
This just this
BUT HEY !
I GOT THE SOLUTION FOR BOTH
Sexrobots
> women wont get hated from robots
> robots get their sex and in 10+ years a emotional machine for them instead of a car or sth
> women wont have to deal with robots
> robots wont have to deal with women
izi pizi
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STOP SHOWING WEED SHOWS ON VICELAND WE GET IT DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>38552541
>Fuck off
>back to /pol/

Pick one. R9k is a /pol/ you invading newcunt caner. Go back to plebbit.
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>>38549415
No dickhead, thats what it was like 2 years ago when you showed up. Fuck off.
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