Talking to girls

>>38543342
pretend im a girl and try talking to me

hi

>>38543374

do you like anime? I have a waifu, her name is rei. Do you like rei?

>>38543342
u gotta go in straight for the kill show her that shes shours

>>38543342
It doesn't matter if your interests are autistic, it's fun to hear about anyways!

>>38543388
Haha anime? you mean like naruto? Anon you must be really good at chinese after watching it

>>38543342
>Anyone have the same issue?
spot on
>Perhaps anyone can give advice?
if i ever get the chance, im going to go full autism. i would rather be denied for autism than being a mute.

>>38543342
I don't know friend, the moment i realized women were basically less interesting people i just kinda talked to them as such. Talk about the mundane everyday, they don't have hobbies, passions, dreams so why bother with anything deeper than the now.

>>38543457
I guess, nothing to lose right.
>>38543477
Still find it hard to find things or topics to talk about. Won't you risk them finding you boring?

>>38543517
Friend, if the conversation lulls, talk about her friends. Ask about people, places she's been to. Just keep the focus on what she's doing. And she has any common decency she'd ask you the same.

>>38543342
Topics:
>ask her what she's done since high school
>she'll probably ask you the same so try to think of something that doesn't make you seem pathetic
>reminisce "talking to you is bringing back memories. remember that time when..."

At this point you should be able to know if she is interested in talking to you or not. Try not to spam her with messages either

it's not hard. both sides are awkward at first, stop thinking it's just you. just try to catch her attention with something interesting so she agrees to see you again

it's a lot easier after the first date. i've gone through it twice and both times managed to bag a second date and performed much better

>>38543342
I have a similar problem. I have literally no interests to talk about. Not even degenerate one like vidya or anime. All I do everyday is fap and browse /b/ /pol/ and /r9k/

>>38543671
seems like that's your problem moreso than not being able to talk to girls

>>38543711
nah, girls expect everyone to be deep and interesting. its just unreasonable

>>38543342
Have meaningful conversations with guys as practice and then forget what you were planning on doing in the first place.

>>38543400
Did you see Jordan Spieth is leading the British Open.

>>38543730
don't you have anything interesting in your life? I can't imagine you're happy if nothing interests you, for me that's the entire point of continuing living

>>38543755
>don't you have anything interesting in your life?
4chan is amusing at times.

>>38543765
do you actually think 4chan is interesting enough to keep living? why don't you try something else, if 4chan is enough right now for some apathetic state with no growth then surely adding another hobby along with it will make you much happier

im a girl and you can practice talking with me if you want

but even if its a meme on r9k: just be yourself desu

>>38543342
Try talking about your surroundings.Bland people are always interested in whatever is going on around them.

>>38543342
ALWAYS reply with a question. For reference, watch 40 Year Old Virgin.

>>38543838
Not the same anon but I find it difficult to look too far ahead and the small interesting stories i find on 4chan usually make my day more bearable.

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>>38543947
I was you last year
your only chance at improving is through
the realization that you have potential. it might take a while, going into sadbot threads and reading how some people on here have developed helped me. maybe just start by branching out to another board for a hobby, like >>>/ck/

>>38543867
Not OP but would you want to be online friends? I need positive female energy in my life, and at this point even if it ain't in person it's still good.

>>38543867
Not OP or the other dude but I'd like to take you up on that, I suck ass at talking through text but I do ok if I talk to people in person.

>>38543429
ill pound ur pussy if ur into that kinda thing

>>38543374
Hey baby come look at my Wii. Naw just playin. I'm all about dat PSTriple!

>>38543374
hi, do you know where the library is

>>38543342
I saw this girl before. I guess it was porn (as I don't watch anything else).