Is there truly a better example of an Alpha Chad in today's

>>38539746
He has a receding hairline.

>>38539752
not OP but he could shave his head bald tomorrow and still have 9000x the social status and pull you do

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Sounds fucked up.
But I hope some robot out there just kill this fucker.
I just want to see /r9k/ and the internet turn into a shit show.

>>38539752
With that jawline and the amount of money and social pull he has it would literally not matter at all. In fact he might even just make being bald a fashionable men's trend because of it.

Looks like an Incredibles character desu

His brother is more attractive and the original Chad.

>>38539865
Logang is that you?

>>38539752
Does he though? I can't see it

I think going bald might ruin his career though

>>38539746
>Is there truly a better example of an Alpha Chad in today's society than Jake Paul?

Tom Cruise.

Tom has learned to control his alpha Chad powers, something this chadling has yet to do.

>>38539865
He's not more attractive

>>38539746
He's Brad not Chad

>>38539746
>>38540052
One of his friends is literally called "Chad".

>>38539746
He seema a bit autistic and hyperactive sometimes

>>38539752
Looking at picture of him and his brother I'm pretty sure he's not going bald. Why's it such a meme to say their balding?

Funny to see redditors hate him for some reason.

https://www.reddit.com/r/punchableface/comments/6oq4o9/this_annoying_piece_of_shit

I am surprised that nobody jumped on the fact that this egomaniac made his address public and yet there is absolutely no threads, not on b, not on Pol about fucking with him for the lolz. Guess 4chan is losing power

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>>38539746
why are you obsessed with this jake?
what did he do?

>>38539746
>routinely cucks his 10/10 girlfriend by loudly banging other chicks one floor above her and yet she still loves him even though it makes her cry herself to sleep every night

i want to believe this

any links ?

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>>38539746

>e-celeb

>>38540142
>Egomaniac
>Has 100x what your net worth with ever be
Stay beta. Also no one gives a shit that his address is public, neighbors can deal with the fans all day if they want. Nobody is doing anything because Jake Paul and 4chan have pretty similar ideals. He is /ourguy/

>>38540167
In the Alissa violet YT response video. She probably a lying hoe anyways

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>>38540093
When he runs, it's obvious.

>>38540323
Lmao
Is this Paul or Logan?

>tfw will look better than these chads in ten years time

https://youtu.be/EJfvq7m__f8

I do like the Jake Paul merch. His wife is hot af tho

So, do you guys actually watch their youtubes or..uh, what?

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>tfw i look just like this douche and people can't stop mentioning it

>>38540405
Yea, his content actually pretty entertaining. Impressive that he went from vine kid to 20 yr old worth like $5 mil in such a short amount of time. Some of his vlogs are pretty fun to watch.

>>38540323
oh jesus christ

going bald might actually hurt him a lot, since his pretty fuckboy aesthetic is the entire reason he's famous

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>>38539746
Celebrity worship exists primarily because of females.

Sorry didn't realize it was still 2004-2007

>>38540436
How old are you? I don't mean to insult I just always thought only teenagers watched that and now I feel inclined to go check it out myself

>>38540441
Well considering 90% of his rabid fanbase is underage girls...

>>38540254
they're all hoes my friend, learn to play them

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>>38539746
thats not an alpha male, this is

>>38540521
I was speaking more broadly. But yes you're right about him.

>>38540539
That photo gave me some serious 90s nostalgia dude

>>38540439
This. He looks like a fucking old man in that picture, he needs his poofy fag hair or his teenage girl fanbase will be gone.

Nah, definitely a brad. Chad's are smart and talented, Jake looks good and probably can afford a decent manager, but is devoid of talent anywhere else. His brother's not much better but at least he's using his money to invest in himself.

His entire fanbase are 12-15 year olds on Youtube, and like everyone else on that site he'll have an appeal for a couple of years and that drop off. Plus, he made one of the most embarrassing videos of the year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA&ab_channel=JakePaul which earned him mass ridicule.

Also, the guy is really cringey and out of touch when he's on the fly, literally there was an interview a few days ago where he was just recycling through dead memes, like dabbing and "WHAT ARE THOSE!!". Using dead memes is fatal to your normie appreciation value.

>>38539746
He's just a Brad, only teenage girls and boys look up to him, at best he would get a gold digger or someone with a 2 digit IQ to marry

i wonder how many nudes he gets every day from fangirls. probably a lot

>>38541615
We should send him a photo collection of the embarrassing shoes we've worn.

>>38539746
>alpha chad
no he's a loud immature obnoxious faggot

>>38539746
Why is it that girls always obsess over celebrities? Are they fucking retard and have nothing better in their to aspire to?

Is h3h3 a cuck??

>>38542166
Not sure but hes a fucking jew so watch out.

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>6 foot 3
>ripped
>alpha
>confident
>blonde hair blue eyes
>rich and business minded
>has a huge stake in the media market and no yid boss

Literally every jews nightmare

Literally the anti-kike

>>38542268
And people wonder why the hate campaign is so strong

He's everything the jew fears

>>38542268


this to be honest

Funny that H3H3 is the one trying to bring him down

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>>38541947
>Are they fucking retard and have nothing better in their to aspire to?
ding ding ding ding ding.
WINNER.
Yes women are fucking stupid herd animals and bangwagon hard.
>see OF.
Still banging to early and ty but most women who wore the merch forgot the best albums.
Fuck yonkers.
Also yes again women like money and status nothing else matter.

>>38541257
He's pretty talented dude. He got 8.6 mil subs in 6-7 months

And he founded team 10 which is basically a media label for youtubers

Every body in that house is a youtube creator and signed to team 10 and he's taking a cut out of all their profits

He uses his influence to artificially create these other yoitubers then he takes a piece of every video they make

Pretty smart honestly

>>38542166
He vacillates. His politics are extremely cucked. He is bad at writing comedy. However, his improv and "reaction" type comedy can have golden moments.

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>>38542353
>Chad is literally TRUMP
Make america great again and such and such.

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>blonde hair
>tall, over 6 foot 2
>that fucking jawline
>Adonis bod
>does literally whatever the fuck he wants
>wanted by women everywhere
>tons of money

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>>38542166
Married a "military girl"
Yes that whore took miles of cock and he married it.
KEK is too nice.
Idubz 4 lyfe.

>>38542361
>His politics are extremely cucked.

I should say that he is good at fence-sitting and appealing to the internet lowest common denominator of braindead gaymurs. He will rag on feminism and such, but deep down he is a lib. His recent podcast about net neutrality revealed how deep his bitchy liberalism runs.

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>>38542361
>serving his people's interest
>cucked

>>38542361
None of his videos are funny. He's a fat little poisonous jew

>>38542395
To be fair, literally everybody in Israel is a "military person", there is conscription at 18.

>>38542395
Wait- whats wrong with a military girl? Shes in the israeli army not in americhad fuckcorps

>>38542361
>However, his improv and "reaction" type comedy can have golden moments.

>Sees something funny

>Makes funny face

>Coughs

Grade A shit boi

H3h3 seems to have a subtle spiteful side to him

Some of these videos he makes come across like he really does have a secret poisonous hatred for the people he's talking about

I really find him insincere and untrustworthy

>>38542467
His observational humor can be pretty great. For example, his bits about the guy feeding the homeless or the papa john's house tour.

But like everybody has said on here millions of times, he really fell off when he started participating in le youtube drama and internet police

>wanted by women everywhere

Just children. He's far too obnoxious for anybody with a brain. Believe me, the only over 18s he's fucking are hoes and gold diggers

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>>38542450
Oh yee of little faith.
Wymen and girls are whores and sluts by default.
Now put them in a small area 1 girl for every 5 dudes.
and you have a natural gangbang.
>BUT BUT MY JEW ARMY DONT HAVE CHADS WAH.
The military is not chad it is not alpha chad its pack leader chad tier.
Chad and ultra chad can do what they want because of the military.
>kills and protects using big guns and shit.
>not going to be tapping every ass based on primal instincts to go after pack leader/tribal warriors.
ISHYGDDT.
>>38542439
Yet here in america/ canada we have fat cushy faggots afraid of looking at guns never mind shooting one.

>>38542533
All Jews are like that

>the Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>38539746
>>violates private property laws and gets away with it
Wow, what a cunt. I hope somebody shoots this faggot in the head.

>>38542604
He has money, no one will dare do anything to him - screencap this

i'm a female and i don't find him attractive
not even a bit
and that jawline scares me
also his eyebrows are too much
he's a fucking dick and his gf is cucked so hard

>>38542650
>and that jawline scares me
Why?

>>38542650
>im female
Tits or gtfo

>his jawline scares me
Fuk off youre thinking about him

>>38542650
>female
>jawline scares me

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>>38542727
>>38542717
>>38542711
Her vag tingled and thats why it "scared" her.
Fucking cunt.

>>38542650
Stop overestimating your own importance, you dumb cunt. You're one (1) woman in the sea of women who would pay just to sniff his sweaty pubic hair. Nobody gives a fuck about your inferiority complex. I mean, it's nice that you know that you're not worthy of him, but you're still derailing the thread like a dumb wankstain you are.
>hurr durr I'm scared of his jawline, I'm so quirky and different teehee xDDD
You women are all the same. Retarded holes.

>>38542650
I understand not being attracted to him because of his personality, but based purely on his looks would you fuck him or not

>>38542824
you haven't ever been touched by a woman, have you?

>>38542853
You don't understand shit. She's virtue signalling and looking for praise, JUST IGNORE HER AND SHE'LL GO AWAY.

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>>38542875
Typical women.
Shut up even if he had fucked a few whores like you it doesnt make is opinion wrong.

>>38542875
Ah yes, here comes the great "ur a virgin arnt u??? :DDD" argument. So unexpected. Women truly are unpredictable creatures.

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>>38539746
Nice try, Jake. Not fallin for it.

>>38540052
If this guy isn't chad then no one is.

>>38540439
He could pull off a handsome junkie look if he shaved and got pale.

>>38540426
Your humblebragging is annoying. Oh woe is me i look like a universally super attractive chad feel bad for me :/ see i even posted feels guy :(

>>38539746
>Is retarded
>Everyone hates him apart from people up to the age of 12
>Getting arrested/having a restraining order put on him because of his retardedness and constant harassment

>>38542711
idk it's huge,unsettling and to put it simply he looks like the extremely retard chad in old cartoons

>>38543075
Nick Cage

>>38543075
He's the best Team 10. The most chill, the most mature, the funniest, and the least cringy.

>>38542268
>>blonde hair blue eyes
these are feminine traits

>>38542717
flat af
not thinking about him,not even a bit , he disgusts me
>>38542824
>expressing my own opinion and preference is means that i'm not worthy of a dumbfuck millionaire
listen you fag,i'm not trying to be different,nor trying to seek attention, i'm stating the fact that bots have a chance with females, that youtuber has everything and shit , but that does not make him wanted from every girl on the planet, it makes him wanted by thots and stupid females.end of argument.
>>38542853
to be honest; and not trying to be different (like the anon above states) ; i would not fuck him. even if i had the chance.

>>38543159
He's a fag who made people applying to be in team10 suck his cock. Some guy made a video about it showing the screenshots of their conversations with Nick here saying to suck his dick.

>>38543215
>nor trying to seek attention
But you literally are, hole. You're on a board full of male virgin, subtly hinting that you wouldn't be willing to bounce on some Chad's cock. Thus, your attention seeking gives them hope, even though you would never ever give any of them a chance but you still assume they would shower you with praise so you feel the need to share this useless and very subjective piece of information with them. Yes, your input is useless. Even if there is a small percentage of women who would not fuck with this guy, he's still the kind of a guy most women want. You being an exception is insignificant.

>i'm stating the fact that bots have a chance with females
Fuck, you really are retarded. One has a chance with 90% of women, one has a chance with 0.1% of women. Yes, it's totally the same.

>it makes him wanted by thots and stupid females
Again, useless info. I've never met a woman who's not stupid and/or a thot.

Your attention seeking behaviour is not welcome here, you attention seeking hole. God, you holes are all the same. Fucking retards.

>>38543075
why was this image of Nick Crompton deleted

>>38543872
/r9k/ sticky rule 5
Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention

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God I want him inside me

>t. Fag

>>38544314
>God I want him inside me
>>t. Fag

Kys!

>>38540426
kys you sad sack of shit

>>38544375
you sound jelly of that anon desu

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>>38544005
i haven't seen that rule be enforced in years, jesus

>>38544442
It's enforced all the time, you're just new desu

>>38544442
It should when every second post has some flavor of oregano

>>38539752
Cope

Lmao

>>38542911
typical men to get angry over obvious bait

>>38540439
>shave head
>bulk
and all the girls(and bois) will jack to him off again

>>38540027
But Tom Cruise is gay anon

>>38539752
>>38540023
>>38540093
>>38544532
>>38540323
>>38540346
>>38540439
>>38540662
>>38543013
He can afford hair transplants

>>38540460
I'm 19, yes I should kill myself

>>38546445
>He can afford hair transplants

No, he can't. Kys

>>38540052
/thread/

dude is an absolute shitheel and isnt using his powers for good like a true chad would

>>38539746
they are the definition of chad.

but what do they do to become popular again? i keep getting their videos in my related

>believes being a social degenerate makes you a "Chad."
A desirable life shouldn't be about being an incredible nuisance and danger to the people you live around.

>>38547381
normies won't know what you are talking about until you teach them through pain.

get ripped, practice MMA or boxing and teach gods lessons to them through pain.

>>38547381
Unless you make fucking millions of dollars at the age of 20 through social media being a nuisance

>>38547381
good looking, fit, confident= Chad
that's all there is to it, stop trying to redefine terms

>>38544442
God I love meaty thighs on a woman.

>>38547122
Yes he can
He can afford fucking up a million dollar sports car with shitty tuning, he can afford a hair transplant.

>Pisses off richfag wagies
>Makes roastie gf hear him bang another woman
>Makes videos dedicated to annoying normies

Is Jake Paul /ourchad/?

>>38546445
>thinking hair transplants are anything more than a fucking meme

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>>38542650
This. Anyone with a proper understanding of aesthetics can see that he's ugly. Women want men like this.

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>>38548584
Theyre pretty legit actually
They only start to show when you are 60+

>>38539882

If you said this unironically please commit sodoku