For what purpose do you seek a gf?

>>38538454
i mean like surely it'd be fun if you really really really got long

Emotional connection and self validation.

>>38538454
warm hole

>>38538454
Failed normie here.

Its pretty fun when you get along with someone and she loves you as much as you, later that its just suffer and pain, not worth it desu

>>38538454
They look like they're having so much fun baking that cake. I wonder what's the occasion? Perhaps little Pepe's birthday? I wonder what he asked for?

Companionship, synchronicity of thoughts, trust, warmth, sex, sharing of hobbies and fears.

It is just meh being alone, it is liveable but not comfy. The other side of the coin is missing, makes me feel incomplete.

The loneliness is driving me insane.

>>38538454
Delete your fucking frogs.

>>38538528
Wojak and apu are objectively superior

>>38538538
It's fucking shitposting and I'm tired of it.
I've made a habit of image md5 filtering the most popular frog posting images. I'm half considering writing a machine vision plugin to take care of the rest.

>>38538620
And we are supposed to care why?

>>38538620
Go go wizchan then if they bother you so much

>>38538636
>>38538646
This means war

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>>38538620
Don't filter this one.

Have you seen young, non fat women/girls IRL? They are always happy, smiling, bubbly, laughing and having fun. Their life must be a blessing and it's probably nice to be a part of it.

I'm not sure what happens they hit 30. Sharp and deep wrinkles form around their face and their behavior changes.

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>>38538783
I don't take advice from /r9k/

I would like the emotional connection and companionship, I want somebody to share life with.
To become "us". It's different to the bond between friends.
I want to get married and raise a family with somebody.

>>38538517
You're not a failed normie if you've had a gf. a failed normie is someone who has a real job/profession, has friends but is still a (kissless/hugless/handholdless) virgin with no gf

>>38538454
Someone to spend my time with/give love to. I'm not an overly lonely person but it would be nice to have a companion to share my life with.

Someone to cuddle with while we watch movies/tv/ To go on adventures and trips with. To have long conversations about life or ideas.

Someone to please and to be pleased by romantically and sexually.

>>38538520
just a censored version of what they are realy doing

>>38538824
>I'm not sure what happens they hit 30
They turn into happy, smiling, bubbly, laughing MILFs

There is no wall for women who actually take care of their looks, and increasingly, women are doing just that.

As a wise anon once said
"I can jerk my dick but i cant jerk my heart"

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>>38538520
oragamisalami
thermostat

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I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY FUUUUCK

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a meaningful emotional connection
warmth
trust
cuddling

I want somebody to take my frustrations out on when I get home from work.

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>>38539024
having sex or had sex has nothing to do with if you're a robot or not

>>38539672
Yes it does. Stop pretending you aren't a norman

>>38538454
A person i can trust and have children with.

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>>38538454
Companionship, comradeship, support, understanding, passion, pleasure, virtue, intoxication, sobriety, devotion, loyalty, dependability, nurture, cherishment, knowladge, wisdom, curiosity, wayfare, rest, care, closure.

So I can feel a false sense of accomplishment even though I know it probably wouldn't end well.

>>38538454
I want a personal female slave

>>38538454
I kinda want someone i can relate to and just kinda hang out with and cuddle with and share my thoughts with.

Sex is literally the last thing on my mind. I just want to feel happy through somebody else

mostly cuddling and sex, i'm not much of a talker

>>38538454
>For what purpose do you seek a gf?

My house is dirty