>tfw balls hang below penis

W-when it's flaccid or when it's hard?

>>38536557
boaf

>>38536570
It's okay buddy
It really isn't though

>>38536557
Why... why is your dick hanging below the testes when hard? I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be pointing in the opposite direction.

>>38536846
if your dick is pointing literally straight up, you've got equal or even worse problems than him

>tfw used to think I was a micropenis'd dicklet
>4.9" hard
>turtles when flacid
>realize I'm just fat
>go from 41% bodyfat to 18%
>pushing 7" now
Diabetes, early death, being uncomfortable and self conscious all the time, self loathing and being out of breath constantly couldn't motivate me to lose weight, but gaining 2" on my cock did.

>>38537034
im chub (25% bf) and i legit got a dick mound, im a little over 6 now but when i get lean im probably gonna be 7 bc all the fat around the shaft will be gone

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>>38536846

It says "balls hang below penis", like EVERYBODY'S do when hard

My penis sticks straight up when I'm hard for some reason. Like touching my stomach.

>>38537172
Those look so suckable

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>>38537275
Oh my, a homosexual has wondered into our thread. I wonder if it will let me pet it.

i'm 30 and my balls hang way lower than they used to.
It's really uncomfortable in the summer, and i'm afraid of them twisting around.
I think they have before but they seem to have twisted back.

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tfw flacid penis is below my balls

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>>38536521
Sounds like the ideal situation to me

>>38537420
Does your peepee of the sizes it grow to big?

>>38536521
my penis hangs lower than my balls but not because my dick is long, only because my balls are small

Rumor has it your balls are supposed to retract towards you when you become aroused. Mine don't do this, they just hang there. If I ever was to fuck a girl they'd be bouncing around down there smacking into things. It would hurt.

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>>38537331
Why won't the wondering homosexual reply to me, getting him more attention? This is baffling indeed... I must study this unique creature.

>>38537495
>Rumor has it
Who told you these rumors

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>>38537459
Yeah I am a grower not a shower. This thread gave me some confidence. I was scared of having my flacid penis touched.

>>38537517
Who of the people would you give the okay to let touch penis that is your?

>>38537512
Idk porn and stuff. Their balls always tighten up into an aerodynamic sac while mine just hang like it's 1000 degrees.

>>38537582
I know dude I was just joking cause you called it a rumor as if some grandma told you.

>>38536521
Tuck them in your ass

Problem solved

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>>38536557
tfw ur penis falls off your pelvis

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>>38537546
Silly boys on grinder. Occasional dominating mommy gf on tinder.

>>38537713
Is you a cute feminine of the male?

>>38537713
>>38537788
pls answer me I want to love you

Saggy balls are the best.
>tfw no big dick bf to drag his nuts across my face

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>>38537788
I am sort of skelly have agatha hair and big eyes that's all people compliment me as.

>>38538080
You are a cute in my image that I have created in my mind when you explained these features. P-Post face image of your.

>>38537582
When you're bare ass naked and physically perfect I'd imagine it'd be cold during those shoots. That's why the actors balls get smol