nightwalks

>>38536040
Is this Twin Peaks season 3 episode 8?

I want Papika to walk out of the bushes during my nightwalk

I bet you don't have your pants anymore

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>>38536040
Im too drunk to walk outside alone ill probably get taken advantage of

>>38536040
There's no reason not to bring a flashlight.

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>>38536307
There's no reason to not BE the flashlight

I want to fuck that puppy!

>>38536040
someone post papika feets

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>>38536072
I've never seen twin peaks but from what I hear about it this might fit the bill

c'mon some other anons must have some neat night stories
I once had to played chicken with a pissed off stag while tripping on DXM and drunk af
still not sure if it actually happened tho

>>38536204
own the night and fuck anyone who messes with you

>>38536307
I kind of want to die tho

>>38536440
>neat night stories
I'll give it a shot.

>get hernia surgery, abdomen in most pain in my life
>taking long walks to keep my mind off the suffering and speed recovery
>playing LotR:O and listening to Glenn beck because I like feeling better than the broadcaster when at home
>get maybe 1 hour max sleep during those few weeks in recovery
Shit I saw walking 2-3am in the morning during that time:
>billion skunks
>played chicken with the skunks, had to run when one of them did the tail stick up thing at me
>got a good look at skunk anus
>donotwant.png

>forest surrounding my neighborhood
>see a tiny light near the ground
>looks like an LED, light blue like a star
>"the fuck is this"
>never find out what the fuck it is

>hear what sounds like apes fucking
>"probably coyotes"
>keep walking
>pull out my keys and put them in between my knuckles thinking maybe I can wolverine this shit if anything gets dicey

>random normies prowling around and driving and parking right in front of me
>can't even count the number of times a car will drive to exactly where I'm walking and park exactly where I'm passing by
>get a face full of headlights
>this must have happened at least once a night

bonus:
>walking in the snow in winter
>someone stops their car and congratulates me on walking around the neighborhood
>"what the fuck?"
>wave and walk away
>realize they must have assumed that since they are fat and I am fat that I'm new to walking for some reason

I'VE BEEN WALKING MY WHOLE LIFE
BITCH

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>>38536815
almost dying of exposure in the snow while being piss drunk was one of my favorite hobbies as a youth
I miss the snow, it feels like it's been ages

>>38536040
>watching football
You sound like a normie.

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>football
We NFC West this year. Seacucks are kidding themselves.

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>>38537182
fuck off fag, football is fun
go Packers!

>>38537198
>nfcw
I HATE you!

the weirdest shit always happens when I nightwalk

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>>38537242
>2015
>leaving Larry Fitzgerald wide open in overtime

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>>38537249
tell us a story!

>>38537299
I hate seeing Rodgers magic waisted by dom

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>>38536815
That was a comfy read, ill share my own autistic night experience. I always loved the nighttime city atmosphere, it's very romantic.

>all the normies are asleep, everything is peaceful cool and quiet
>bunnies, raccoons, skunks, and coyotes roam the night
>crack heads and hookers lurk the main streets while stoners and graffiti artists scout perfect spots for their forbidden enjoyment
>constant illumination from streetlights serves as a reminder of hegemonic powers who watch over the resting citizens

>>38537408
In all fairness, Rodgers is better than Brady

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>going for a nightwalk to the gas station
>make it there no problems, get stopped by some cops on my way back home
>remember all those liveleak videos of cops shooting people for no reason
>genuinely think I'm going to die
>they pat me down, ask for some identification, let me go
>never going on a nightwalk again
at first I was weary of cops, now I genuinely hate them

>go for nightwalk
>end up Firripu Furrapingu
>10/10 would flip flap again