You're in your room alone one evening when a dark god appears before you and gives you this offer. You can either:
>become the lover of a female cenobite from Hell(looks like the lady on the far right of this image), and become a cenobite yourself
>become the lover of a sexy ass black woman, she's a thuggstress and looks and acts like nicki minaj
Which do ya choose?
I'll keep my virginity thank you very much. But if there is no choice, then the black woman
>>38535917
so when i fuck the cenobite chick do i gain cenobite powers?
what powers do i get from fuckin the black chick? or is it just an average fuck? does she look like nicki minaj cuz thats a big factor?
>>38535917
Obviously the cenobite. What kind of sick twisted monster would opt for a thuggstress?
I refuse his offer and go on with day.
>>38535917
I've never seen a Hellraiser movie but I've taken BDSM too far and ended up in the hospital so I think I'd fit in well with the first
Cenobite, desu. Immortality, spoopy powers, and no negress.
>>38535917
holy shit, who the fuck is that head roastie?!
is that from the newer hellraiser movies?
anyway, would choose cenobite option, they're immortal and she looks pretty, despite the head beef curtains.
>do the curtains match the drapes?
>>38536049
>but I've taken BDSM too far and ended up in the hospital
greentext please, my dude.I'm guessing shit was so kinky it almost killed you
Can i tell the dark god to fuck off? I would pick the nig if i couldnt because i dont wanna be spoopy my whole life.
>>38535994
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594ebb2e6fd46
Sex with a black woman is NEVER average, white boy. You'll never see a white bitch suck dick like that or ride like that.
>>38535917
Might as well get in good with hell considering if it exists I'll end up there anyway.
>>38535917the ayyliums are here.
>>38535917
>the woman
that's not how you do a circumcisionshe is quite attractive though
>>38535917
>they made a fucking pretty-faced cenobite in the newer meme movies
Fucking disgusting. How shameless can the new directors be?
The original Hellraiser is a classic. Why did they have to expand on them? Explaining the cenobites, especially trying to make them human, was a horrible mistake. The whole atmosphere was shattered when they unmasked Pinhead.
>>38536236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6AlIZAe2s
cenobites for comparison
>>38535917
>she's a thuggstress
kill yourself
>>38536270
Would you prefer this instead?
Can't I just enter the plane of eternal torment like everyone else?
I sure hope none of the guys in this thread choosing that fuckin monster are black. Cuz I swear to god you fucked up, why the fuck would you want some bitch with skin like that, looks like a corpse n shit. What, you don't like a black woman chocolate skin?
>>38536300
>1 extra hole
why not?
>>38535917
I CHOOSE THE PATH OF WIZARDRY AND CAST BANISHMENT.
neither but become a cenobite to torture and reduce the population of normies