Canada thread.

>tfw you will never be able to afford property
I'd hope for a crash but I don't know what the outcome of that would be.

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>csq un Anglo me parle en anglais a Montreal

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>>38532338
We said Canada not the frog republic, Fuck off.

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>>38532385
>>Fuck off
With pleasure! Please remove your filthy Anglo claws from me though.

>93.52% of the 5,087,009 registered Quebecers voted in the referendum, a higher turnout than any provincial or federal election in Canada's history. The proposal of June 12, 1995 was rejected by voters, with 50.58% voting "No" and 49.42% voting "Yes". The margin was significantly smaller than the 1980 referendum. The "Yes" side was the choice of French speakers by an estimated majority of about 60%. Anglophones and allophones (those who do not have English or French as a first language) voted "No" by a margin of 95%. There was a majority "Yes" vote in 80 out of 125 National Assembly ridings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_referendum,_1995#Result

>tfw mom are the rest of my all dressed chips

>>38532253
just buy it in a place that isn't vancouver

>>38532338
I love how nobody ships to Quebec, no sweepstakes/contests are open to Quebec residents and just in general Quebec gets FUCKED.
It warms the cockles of my heart to see you inbred Frenchie fucks get the shaft.

>>38531949
FUCK QUEBEC

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>>38532506
>>38532527
Vive le Quebec libre!

ori

no Quebec = no poutine and maple syrup
no maple syrup = no leaf
no leaf = cuckstamp

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>>38531949
Bend before my knee, colonial subject.

>>38532545
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/illegal-border-crossings-canada-june-1.4216566

People in florida hate Quebecers so much. Theyre worse than any other type of snowbird. Theyre rude, can't drive, cheap, and refuse to speak english. Isn't it funny that Quebecers are hated the world over, not just in Canada?

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>>38531949
I really do wish Quebec wasn't too pussy to leave Canada rather than just dragging the rest of the country down.

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>>38532588
Ie original Anglo appears

>>38532649
>Isn't it funny that Quebecers are hated the world over, not just in Canada?
Isn't it funny how France loves Quebec and all the plebs hate France? Makes me think.

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>>38532708
>thinking france loves quebec

oh dear

>>38532679
It's funny that Brits go to other countries to do the same thing the paki rape gangs do in their country.

>>38532708
France hates Quebec, they fucking butcher the French language and are all assholes.

>>38532679
The stubborn Frenchman refuses to assimilate.

>>38532756
A French nigger I talked to said they speak in a very old timey version. Not butchered.

>>38532729
I was born in France and now live in Quebec, France really does love Quebec and there are more and more french people here in Montreal. T'es francais? Non? Alors ferme ta gueule.

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>>38532758
>the proud quebecois refuses to abandon his culture to become a pathetic american in denial like canadians
stay salty, A*glo

>>38532756
>>38532799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYm83H5TOMM

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>want to post on canada reddit
>get banned every time

It's no fair, the normies are so fun to toy with.The you's there are unbelievable.

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>>38532670
>tfw the personifications of ontario and british columbia are quite accurate

>>38532846
Quebec's only culture is being overly attached to their language.

>>38532967
Language is essential to culture, I don't expect someone whose language is spoken by every pleb in the world to understand though.

$150k vs. $550 is a very proper "government quote" in our amazing country.

>>38533005
There's a lot more to culture than language, that's why France is so quick to import radicals Muslims. I felt like I was in the middle east at times in Montreal, there are so many people in burqas. Quebec doesn't care about who they import, as long as they speak french.

Quebec has abandoned any sense of identity or culture in favour of the French language.

>>38533005
It really isnt. French is unecessarily complicated where it doesnt need to be. The entire meaning of the sentance lies in phonetically similar verb endings. You dont think different thoughts in a different language and anyone who says different is dillusional.

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>>38533019
Government's retarded what else is new, that's why my life goal is to build a survival bunker. We all know the fall is coming and I'll be damned if my assets are going to be in a bank when that happens. Can't come and take my canned food from me, especially if I hide it.

>>38533083
>French is unecessarily complicated where it doesnt need to be.
t. "I'm a brainlet"
>You dont think different thoughts in a different language
I strongly do and I say this as a native bilingual person who learned english later.

>>38533083
>You dont think different thoughts in a different language and anyone who says different is dillusional.
t. monolingual cuck

>>38533134
The frenchies in Quebec are a highly inbred mix of natives, criminals, and prostitutes. Truly the fucking master race right there. Your opinions say more than scientific facts ever could.

my tinder is full of attrocious versions of white women, or average nonwhites.
i just want a qt white gf to continue glorious colonial tradition

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>wagie requires you to drive deep into the boonies
>all those forests, lakes and hills
Why is Alberta the best province bros?

>>38533222
>muh racial purity
autism

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any bots living large in the 705?

>>38532670
>putting Ontario and Quebec in the same category
Don't do this.

>>38533273
t. brown eyes black hair no chin frog

>>38531949
Turbot war

>>38533279
I do, looking for a fellow fembot to be my friend.

>>38533290
Which one do you think is supposed to be worse?
I can't tell

>>38533290
What's the difference? Other than "muh french"

>>38533300
t. monolingual brainlet

>>38533300
There would be no western civilization without "brown eyed black haired" people.

>>38533359
>wasting memory on a dying language

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>>38533317
Northern Ontario or Peterborough/GTA?

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>>38533402
Dead languages are for patricians, pleb.

Also, english is almost illegal in Quebec.

>>38533428
I live in Selwyn

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>>38533317
I found a girl on /pol/ once living near me. I was able to deduce her location with a bit of elimination and using the weather outside to confirm she was in my vicinity.

She wasn't interested in getting a coffee though. oh well

>>38533501
Ennismore here. Want to hang out?

>>38533517
Are you a femanon like me?

>>38533501
Ok, I'm in Northern Ontario. Weird how the 705 goes to a bunch of places far away.

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>people here unironically drink out of these pieces of shit

worst invention ever I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea and what's more, it caught on? How can you enjoy burning your lips trying to suckle your beverage out of a dinky little hole that also spills everywhere?

Can't wait until Vancouver bans disposable cups, fuck that'd be nice. I already carry around a real coffee mug with me everywhere to drink out of. No fucking baby lids for me, jesus.

>>38533547
No but i kind of dont want to hang out now that i know you openly advertise that you're a girl on 4chan.

>>38533584
That's not an issue, I would never want to hang out with a male anyway.

737
yuibestgirl desu

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Hello fellow Canadian robots. Come join the Official Canadian Discord

7AxZhwU

Just put that in the address

>>38532487
I would, but first I have to find work in a place that isn't Vancouver.

>>38533619
Sorry to hear you got molested once. Now fuck off this board isn't for you. You will always be an outsider here.

>>38533716
find work in a place that isn't vancouver

>>38532506
yeah, Quebec never gets anything for free...

>>38533761
How about you go be a normal fag somewhere else?

>>38533828
That's weak. The type of banter Id expect from a woman. Go drown yourself in Chemong.

>>38533938
>dae sick bants m8

Underagers are annoying as fuck.

>>38533578
Do you have a goat mug?

>>38534207
no I only have anime mugs

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>>38533800
You get plenty, actually.

>>38534086
Banter is an integral part of Canadian culture. You're just unimaginative. Understandable seeing as you're a female.

>le twisted words greentext
So clever.

705/Peterborough here
lonely trap ;-;

>>38534320
Im the other guy from ptbo in this thread. You want to go for a drive? Im bored as hell.

>>38534414
r-right now anon? .///.

>>38534426
Yeah, no pressure. I promise im not sketch.
[email protected]

Honestly i don't give a fuck about where your from as long as you hate truedouche and speak English.

>>38534240
It's an integral part of middle school culture. Summer fags are the cancer of the board.

>>38534484
the NDP are even worse than the liberals.

>>38531949
>You're going to have to post the thing only Canadians know about

Uh..I like Timmy's and Labatt Blue.

t.drunk Michigander

>>38534491
Consider the following;
Women are the cancer of society.

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Any other 519s checking in?

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>tfw everyone bitches about the cold even though it isn't that bad
>tfw so many natives

Gimme that Winnipeg feel

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any robots in the 905?

>>38535540
Yeah, Steeltown makes me want to die my guy!

What's still open for food in edmonton?

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>>38535587
try living in the bridge brah

>>38535627
Ayyy you at Barton? dude give me a contact maybe. Got a kik or a Skype, discord, anything?

>>38535406
Brantford checking in

>tried marijuana fore first time
>hated it

Am I going to get deported for not being a true leaf, bros? I mean, it's neat that you can just order it over the mail and get it delivered right to your house, but normies make it out to be such a great experience, and it was pretty lame. It was like being drunk but not as good

>>38535896
marijuana is shit only addicts like it

>>38531949
Shit country would rather be homeless in canada.

>>38533692
Was full of normies and pathetic orbiters when I left a while ago.

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>>38536504
Help me fix it

winnipeg is a fucking shithole but I can't leave

Northern Ontario here. Seriously have nothing to live for, complete failiure.

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>>38532453
what the fuck exactly do you plan to do if you separate? considering like 90% of quebec is on the dole which gets paid from Ontario and Alberta.

Just fucking end it niggerlover

>>38537316
Are you mentally ill?

ori

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>>38535406
Woodstock here

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>>38532670
You can feel the butthurt of the person that made that pic. 3 backwards provinces desperately trying to still be relevant.

-Not the economic engines of Canada
-Not the seat of government or military command
-Not the leaders in high-tech and education
-No one internationally gives a fuck about them or even knows they exist (population and Canadian cities that actually matter all in other provinces)

However in the Yukon, Saskatchewan and Newfoundland are leaders in:
-Violent crimes
-Highest unemployment rates
-Long-term population decline
-Being isolated in the sticks with most outdated infrastructure

Some butthurt hick was butthurt.

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Where are all the qt bc boys at

>>38531949
Ottawa is overrun with Arabs and Somalis

Pls help

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Post nostalgia from a better time lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAOCnSKz-x8

>>38531949
I fucking hate Natives. My high school was practically on a reserve so I had to deal with sub-humans everyday. All they seem to do is sell drugs, rob people, or drink.

Sensitive little shits too, I had a friend get jumped by some for saying "indian", even though he was talking about poos.

>>38532670
>no New Brunswick
We're fucking irrelevant

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>>38538503
New Brunswick falls under Maritimer, senpai.

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anyone from montreal here or quebec who wants to chat?
anglo btw

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>>38532338
Hello, fellow fleurposter

>>38538483
Sounds lit. I've never met a Native before. How tall were the ones that jumped your friend?

>>38538869
What a strange question
I wasn't there but the one that got butthurt in the first place was a bit shorter than me, and I'm 5.9

>>38532506
Why IS that anyway?

905 here
>no friends
>go to work and go home
>no smoke or drink
>dont even play computer games

>>38535723
>there are actually people living in Brantford
The fuck

>>38539455
Different legal system, they operate off the French one and not the British one like the rest of the civilized world so they're not worth the hassle of dealing with. It's like how some American companies won't even ship to Canada at all, but even fucking worse because >Quebec

>>38539569
I understand that, but why exactly does that exclude Roll up the Rim and such?

>>38539624
They have specifically written clauses in their legal to cover Quebec because it is a massive Canadian undertaking, but for most companies the extra legal work and risks are not worth the incredibly small pay-off of being able to cater to the welfare province that nobody likes.