Hey there, handsome. Care to buy a lady a drink?

Silly streamer, why are you streaming from da bar

>>38531528
Do I look like an ATM to you? Buy your own fucking drink

>>38531528
I got some booze in my car, wanna go take a few shots and make out in the back seat

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>>38531528
>look around to make sure its me
>buy her an iced tea
>Ginger ale for myself
>My mom only gives me 20 bux to buy snacks with how about yours?

ayo barkeep!

get this broad a glass of water, will ya!?

No, sorry, I have to go

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>>38531528

No random woman has ever asked me to buy me a drink.

However, I've had women buy me drinks-- multiple times.

Fuck naw bitch!!!

*turns to the rest of the bar* I NEED AN ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!

>>38531573
With a lemon in it too

>>38531650
M-mom...its your big boy. I...I made mistake and went to a b-bar and someone tried to r-r-rape meeee...can you pick me up pleeease???

I wouldn't be caught dead in a bar. I'm not a fucking degenerate.

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>>38531650
>tfw you ARE the adult supervision now

>>38531528
jokes on you, I have no money and I'm basically starving right now. :D

>>38531650
I legit keked at this

>>38531528
Sure, my name is Anon. Nice to meet you.