Friday night /drunk/

Bump for BAC

Fuck those orange popsicles they were always the worst
>>38531666
Checked

>>38531687
Wow my first satan trips

Yeah I like the red and pink ones the best. Purple can go fuck itself

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>>38531374
i think someone died in my building. the hallway smells like it. so tonight i am going to drink a lot of ketel ones (with ice because it's payday) and find the dead body using only my nose. it will be a magical adventure, like "Stand By Me" but without the annoying fat kid

>>38531754
But Heavenly Pete sent you to me, Grim Dog. Why would I struggle?

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How's Friday nights so far my buds?

>>38531834
boring as fuck my guy

wasted my life all day so i at least intend to enjoy tonight

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>>38531374
I had a robot bonding moment with a guy at the bar last night. Was some Brazilian dude who had been a boxer for 30 years and made good money. He started talking to me about how cool he thought the black people in the corner of the bar was cause they were dancing to some migos song that was on.

We just started talking about shit we wish we. Oils do but we're too much of sperg said to do. I comment him though, after a few shots he was drunk enough to tell me he was gonna try talking to the most attractive Stacy in the room. He bought her a shot and they talked for a bit while I watched from the wall. I guess it didn't go anywhere though cause he just came back said it was good to meet me and left.

Then I couldn't sleep because of the Coke I did and fell asleep at 4:30 when I had to be up for work an hour later. Had a hangover the whole shift today and am about to make the same mistake tonight because I need substances and alcohol to not wanna kill myself,

>>38531754
I think someone is letting their dog piss all over the carpet in my friend's apartment

They've been there for three months and theres a consistent, chronic smell of fermented piss and carpet

>>38531943
It gets worse in the summer. I used to be a volunteer fireman and every summer, like clockwork, we'd get "chemical odor" calls from new tenants when the temperature got just right and the carpets and hardwood cracks released their decades old cat piss

>>38532020
Makes sense, its humid and swampy as fuck in this city

>>38531900
Maybe he went home with her

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>>38531374
Every time I drink I just get extremly tired and pass out

How do I avoid this? I want to enjoy drinking but it just makes me tired

>>38532546
Are you getting enough sleep? Usually if i get enough sleepy i dont become a sleepy drunk

>>38531754
So how'd it go my dude?

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Why do you even try to start a drinking thread on r9k unless theres anime girls in it. The only drinking threads that become successful are the ones with anime!