/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "The last OP was a fag" edition

bumping this shit up

>>38528248
Elect a leader based on amount of (you)s

>>38528787
nice palindrome

How many were aboard the SS Tendies? Do we have any tools?

>>38528824
Yes
Hammers, saws, a nailgun with a full magazine and some other tools
no power tools tho

>>38528824
forgot how many virgins aboard:
15 are robots
10 are weebfags
5 traps
2 christfags

>>38528937
Kill the traps

>>38529153
>The Christfags tries to burn the traps because of their degeneracy, but they get REEE'd at by the robots and weebs

We better build something to defend us

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>>38529278
The robots build a barricade to prevent any attacks from the east,a small watchtower was built nicknamed "Autism Fort", some robots even built some spears,

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>>38528861
>>38529359

Start a war between anons who think its a magazine and those who think its a clip

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>>38529410
>after a very heated argument, the retard who said it was a clip not a mag gets thrown out of the island to drown thanks to his

>>38529410
Also it's a magazine there is no debate
Unless it's an actual clip (kar98, mosin, etc.)

>>38529410
Every gun has a magazine, it's just that some gun have a magazine built in and require a clip to load it. So technically you can't go wrong by saying magazine.

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>>38529446
Now we have food
i guess we're fine for a while now, comrade

Niggers arrive from underground and infiltrate the Dudebrahs, making them dumber

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>>38529471
It's a nailgun, so it's obviously reloaded with a clip.
or possibly a belt

>>38529741
Getting off an island is easier than making underground tunnels though. If the nigs can make tunnels they have to be more advanced than the dudebrahs

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UPDATE
>the dudebrahs are now reproducing, but after a wild-ass party one of their main food storages burns to the ground,maybe they will stop reproducing for a while now that they need to collect more food to not to starve
>The colonialfags are now organizing themselves, if this keeps up, they MIGHT even colonize our "virgin" island
>a weeb fucked a trap and now he has aids

Dude brahs make an effigy to zyzz for being the ultimate normalfag

>>38529881
I told you fags the traps were dangerous. KILL THEM ALL.

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>>38529912
>>38529912
now the dudebrahs are gathering every monday to adore their new god, a mythic deity called "zyzz"
>>38529967
>the christfag tries to lynch the fags because of their AIDS, but the robots keep REE'ing at him because "traps arent gay"

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The dudebrahs sacrifice an animal and burn their effigy down. They're trying to summon Zyzz a 5 story tall hunk of muscle.

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>>38530179
>while the chads were chanting and flexing trying to summon the God of Gains Zyzz, one of the chad's children dies because of a steroid's overdose
now the Dudebrahs fear the name of Zyzz, the No Pain no Gain God

The guys on the island build a mecha out of bamboo that weilds a katana

Weebs craft wooden katanas and start pretending they are in Naruto, killing some christifags by accident.

>>38528248
>It's a /civ/ thread
I-i-is this the old r9k? I miss it so much

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>>38530278
>in a stroke of autistic genious, a weeb build a giant bamboo katana-wielding mecha, ready to slash some normie faggots
>>38530356
>a bunch of weebs murder one christfag, the other runs away deep into the forest seeking refuge from the autistic horde

>>38530435
Dudebrahs send a swole missionary to the colony fags in an attempt to set up a Zyzz shrine in their lands as both an offer of piece and an offer of forgiveness.

>>38530435
Weeb fags reproduce and accidently create a 4 armed man 8 foot tall anime protagonist. They give him the katanas he is proclaimed the king of the island and the protagonist of this season.

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>>38530465
>the Dudebrah's missionary goes to the colonialfags trying to convert them to the one true faith , Zyzzysm, but he forgets his intentions thanks to the qt virgin women of the colonyfags, he stays to impregnate their uteri
>>38530505
>weebs try to reproduce, but they forget there are no women on the island

Colony fags send two of their men to go into the forest nearby to create a secret "military" treehouse.

The giant mecha cuts down many trees, providing wood to the virgins. The ship starts being repaired.

Dudebrahs set up a bar on the beach to fuck stacies on pool furniture like in the pornos.

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>>38530661
>while doing some scouting the colonyfags gets mauled to death by wolves, but before their inminent deaths they set up a brit flag on the middle of the forest
>>38530701
>while doing sum sick trick the robot loses his sword, landing on the ocean
>>38530726
the dudebrahs set up a small temple to tend to the act of fertilization

Colony fags attempt to set up an artillery battery on the coast.

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>>38530865
>while setting up an artillery battery, the cannon explodes while launching a test flare, now the robots know there are other people out there, and revealing the colonialfag's position

>>38530941
Red fucking alert RED ALERT

Robots begin to hide indoors and become hikis.

>>38530941
Build railway cannon to shoot over English channel

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>>38531001
>>38531017
>the robots are too lazy to do something about this inminent normie thread, while looking for solutions the weebs build a small shrine filled with mangas and doujins, now the weebs are unproductive fucks, fapping and eating ramen all day, now only the robots and the AIDS riddled traps are productive, the exiled christfag returns to lead the next offensive agains the bongs

>>38531144
Dudebrahs expand inland more in a vision of creating chad city, which is las vegas but cooler.

>>38531144
have one of the weebs or robots ascend to the state of wizardry

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>>38531183
>the dudebrahs are thinking about making a sex and crossfit mecca, but that thought gets lost while reproducing and fertilizing the stacies
>>38531187
a very determined weeb has the goal of becoming the ultimate virginal wizard, but he loses his anal virginity to a trap
he dies of AIDS a few days later
>ALERT: the colonyfags are building settlements on the small islands across the strait

>>38531259
Sociopath robot has thoughts about becoming the king of the island

>>38531259
One robot loses it and goes full hijak and decides to start a murder spree on the island, starting with the weebs

>>38531259
Dudebrahs forget to pray to zyzz one day

>>38531259
The robots unearth a secret temple full of computers, which inexplicably have internet access and power. however, there are only enough for a few

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>>38531294
>after a succesful riot a sociopathic robot proclaims himself as the Holy Roman Emperor and proclamining the Christfag as his archbishop
>>38531313
>a robot decides he has enough and decides to go full columbine on the island, he pussies out thanks to the Emperor's new regime and goes to exile deep into the swamps
>>38531335
THE WRATH OF ZYZZ FALLS OVER THE ISLAND, MAKING HALF OF THE STACIES INFERTILE, ZYZZ IS AN UNFORGIVING BLOOD, GAINS FOR THE GAINS THRONE, SEX FOR THE SEX THRONE!
>>38531365
>While digging on the mud, some self-proclaime archeologist says he has found a temple, it results that the temple is a giant pyramid shaped rock, he spergs out and calls everyone "uneducated swines" while shitting his pants out of embarrasement

>>38531259
Colonyfags try and start up a factory to make guns and ammo

>>38531441
The holy roman emporer outlaws anime and creates a gulag for the robots and weebs where they will make supplies for the christfag army.

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>>38531447
>while trying to set up a small factory to make ammo and artillery shells, the factory catches on fire, the missionary chad sacrifices himself to save the lives of the workers, he's buried as a hero, and his genes live on on the wombs of the britbong's women, RIP chad
>>38531473
>The Holy Roman Emperor proclaims that anime is the creation of the devil, and that it should be outlawed, but the archbishop advices him that if he does that, there is going to be blood, the HRE remains silent about the subject

>>38531524
Armed, intelligent sharks from the central ocean destroy the colonyfag's ship and part of the harbor

>>38531524
Zyzz is upset that the missionary didn't complete the goal.

>>38531524
Christfags set up a statue of their emperor on the coast to ward off all non believers

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>>38531595
>the colonyfag's are fishing on the ocean when some sharks attacked the fishing boat, they killed the sharks and now they have plenty of meat for the colony
>>38531601
>IN A FIT OF RAGE, ZYZZ DESTROYS THE STATUE IN THE DUDEBRAH'S ISLAND, THE CHADS KEEP PRAYING AND FLEXING TRYING TO CALM THE NOW ANGRY GOD
>the Archbishop builds a giant statue of the HRE , the statue fills the hearts of dudebrahs and colonyfags with pure, distilled fear

>>38531719
Zyzz realizes they can't run their own shitty fucking island because they're fuckin retarded. In the night a loud FUAARK rings. A non-virgin marry now carries the offspring of zyzz in one of the last few fertile stacies.

>>38531719
Colonyfags attempt to repair artillery

>>38531719
Robot Shi Huang unites the robot peoples, and establishes the Robot Dynasty and the Mandate of Robots.

>>38531719
One robot begins his ultimate training to prepare to bring a Stacy back to the autistic horde so he can start reproducing.

100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>38531719

A meteor, moved from its path by the gravitational force of the moon, crashes into the northwest portion of the southern ocean. It uplifts the land that used to be the seafloor. The ash, however, cools down the Holy Roman Empire's island, freezing its southern forest completely. The warm oceanic currents of the east, however, keep the eastern islands safe from its effects.

we get another sword for the robot

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>>38531767
>After quenching Zyzz's thirst for tribute, the Fitness god rewards the Dudebrah's with a new nightclub so that they can reproduce with the now-fertile Stacties
>>38531808
>after some hard work the Colonyfags succeed in repairing the cannon, now the cannon works, but there is no gunpowder, but one thing is certain: War is coming
>>38531845
>a weeb loses his mind and goes to the emperor, and proclaims he's Qui Shi Huang, the first Chinese Emperor, the HRE takes this as an insult and kills the weeb with a shot from his blunderbuss
>>38531887
A robot decides to get /fit/, he dies of dehydration 5 minutes later
>>38531894
>>38531896
After some unexpected events, the north part of the island is freezing, and the robot has a new sword, how did this happened? only god knows

>>38531963
Colony fags begin to research electricity in an attempt to create a windmill or some such.

>>38531963
*south
wew, only know i notice the amount of typos on the updates
fug :DDD

>>38531963
A robot adventures into the swamp, and domesticates a hord of giant swamp snails. They are outfitted with lances on their shells

>>38531995
Excuse the new faggotry, but what program do you use to make this? Cant tell if its paint or powder

>>38532021
Ms paint has brushes bro

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>>38531992
>After a while of researching, the bongs go full dutch and builds a windmill, now they have energy!
>>38532003
>a robot goes on a drug-induced journey to the swamps, only to get eaten by a crocodile
>>38532021
Good ol' Ms Paint

>>38532062
Using electricity they have, they begin to research simple engines and alchemy (for gunpowder summoning)

>>38532062
After the death of Qin Shi Huang, the mandate of heaven seeks to find a new emperor to unite robotkind.

>>38529516
Do revolvers have magazines?

>>38532062
A geological anomaly results in the emergence of a volcano in the Eastern rivermouth that seperates the Colonial island from the Dudebrahs. This warms the river making it hot n' steamy

>>38532062
dudebrah colonyfag Alliance

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>>38532076
>after another while of rigurous research, the bongs now can produce gunpowder, but they lack iron and other metals to produce rifles, ammo and shells
>>38532099
>After the HRE suffers a deadly stroke, he is succeeded by Qin Shi Huang's friend, a weeb, but a kind-hearted weeb, he allows the archbishop to continue preaching the word of God
>>38532141
The Asteroid's ashes starts to thicken the atmosphere, making the water colder
>>38532172
>the colonyfag's unite with the Dudebrah's to explore the rest of the uncolonized land

>Establish beach toilet on the north of the island so the peepee poopoo floats to the Chad/Stacey Island

>>38532203
More research to use alchemy to make metal and such.

>>38532203
Robots realise they have no gfs

>>38532203
Wait how do we have food? No-one is tending to the crops.

>>38532203
A group of disillusioned robots discover pol and become corrupted

>>38532203
A plague of yellow fever sweeps the island, causing robots to get insane with thirst for Asian pussy

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>>38532217
>while the robot's execute Plan Z on the Dudebrah's they clog the swamp even more, now it smells like shit and rotting corpses
>>38532227
>while the town's alchemist reads a metal-summoning book, he accidentaly reads the Necronomicron, Nyarlathotep drags his body to the abyss so he can be devoured
>>38532230
>Robots now realize they will be forever virgins, they get depressed and are less productive
>>38532261
>the crops die
>>38532295
Robots are starting to lean to the left, now they are a little more torelant with the dudebrahs and bongs

>>38532326
>after realizing that Asians>white women>2dpd, they rape the remaining traps to death

>>38532203
A group of enlightened robots theorise nationalism, and petitions the emperor the start implementing population growth laws, and self defense laws.

>>38532330
An undersea quake splits the central ocean's seafloor apart, releasing a long-sealed snake demon of unparalled magical power. Attracted to the colonyfag's arrogance, it sets their main village and ship ablaze.

>>38532330
Robot goes into swamp to see if there is other life, since it is made of bamboo it won't be as damaged right?

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>>38532362
>after implementing self-defence laws on the island, now everyone has a gun,even the mecha has a gun
>>38532409
>the colonyfags are having a nice time fishin', there's a lot of fish for everyone!

>>38532452
>now everyone has a gun
Fantastic. Now get to animal domestication, crop rotation, and efficient waste disposal.
Also someone give that samurai some pants.

>this faggot spamming game ending catastrophes
Way to ruin the fun, good job OP and not doing any of them.
>>38532452
Dudebrahs rebuild zyzz statue but big enough to rival the HRE statue

>>38532452
*thinks of natural disaster* uhmmm... okay the anaerobic swamp bacteria produce surplus quantities of hydrogen sulfide. A tremor splits the mud releasing its gas. The west-east winds carry the gas into the Dudebrah's settlement, killing children and making people insane

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>>38532451
>a robot goes to explore to the swamps, then he gets mauled by the same croc, the croc drags him to the bottom of the swamp so he can eat him later
>>38532503
>after trying to train some dogs, some horny weebs rape the dogs to death trying to recreate some of their doujins, PooPoo is starting to overrun the toilets
>>38532512
>>38532522
After being hit by a cloud of gas, the Dudebrah's start to build a statue fueled by their gas-induced madness

>>38532630
HRE Reeees and sends soldiers to the last remaining island untouched by britbongs to establish castle "FUCK SHIT"

>>38532630
Quick cover the poopoo with more poopoo!
That'll stop the overflow!

>>38532630
Britbongs are fucking drones and they build a statue of Hitler because it's ironic

>>38532630
Some robots domesticate and breed friendly tarpon in the shallow bay if their island. This provides them with food, but if the seas cool any more, the tropical tarpon may not survive

>>38532630
This is the justification the emperor need to kill the weebs.
Send them to the gula- I mean poo swamps!

>>38532726
the empr is a weeb now haven't you been following the story?

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>>38532663
>The HRE tries to send some robots to kill the Colonyfags for violating the NAP, but the boat gets stranded on the island
>>38532684
this somehow unclogs the swamp and clears the strait
>>38532707
the bongs decide to be ironic and not be ironic by not building the statue
>>38532710
Now the robots have a steady supply of food thanks to the fishes!
>>38532726
>>38532775
the HRE changes his mind and sends the weebs to the PooPoo Pits inside his castle, so they can drown in his scat fanta- i say torture chamber of poo!

>>38532811
The stranded soldiers on the island decide they don't like anyone and become a solitary nation of fuck shit and build a shitshack made out of mud and the broken boat

>>38532811
Strange ocean currents from Japan bring manga into the eastern river where it is picked up by some Britbong kid playing on the riverbank. He runs to the village hastily with his treasure.

>>38532811
>tfw that lonely robot on the small island.

>>38532811
so the emperor send his fellow weebs to the shitlag? this is going of the rails quick

the steaming zyzzfags descend from their high and resume the senseless copulating

the culture-annihilating swine colonize the final step-stone island and builds a small fortress

robots gear up for impending and inevitable invasion since the cultures of the seperate islands are incompatible

>>38532811
Zyzz statue fucking animates and starts fucking dancing holy shit

>>38532811
Petition the emperor for waifus

>>38532811
Poo is a commodity!
Can we check if the normalfags will trade some of their good for our precious poo?

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>>38532842
>the soldiers decide to make their own nation called Fuck shit cunt fucktwat cunt and decides anyone that enters the island is violating the NAP, by kidnapping Dudebrah's girls and selling them to the virgin islands as Loli slaves gives them a nice income
>>38532901
>the britbong kid finds a snab in the sand, he gets snibbed by the snab and runs to the village crying
>>38532927
>The dudebrah's are still high as fuck
>because of shortages of supplies, the bongs halt the construction of the bridges
>>38532928
the Zyzz statue starts dancing holy fuck how the fuck it is doing that holy shit
>>38532985
The emperor refuses to lose his virginity to a filthy femwhore
(If the updates feel slow it's because my internet is kinda shitty rn)

>>38533013
Colony fags city expands and it gets /comfy/

>>38533013
The updates are fine by me. Some chad places his precious seed inside a container held by a carrier pigeon. The pigeon lands and deposits the seed into the frozen southern wasteland. It somehow evolves slowly into some strange self-concious protozoa.

>>38533046
culturethiefs founds IRL /r9k/ board based on drawings in the sand

they declare memewar on the zyzznation

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>>38533007
>the britfags refuse our precious PooPoo, so we smear it all over the village so they can appreciate the PooPoo
>>38533046
>the britfags are now /comfy/ now that the city is expanding
>>38533098
>now the south part of the island is this weird Shoggoth-like organism, now this shit is getting weird!
>>>38533137
>Britfags cant understand the deep and philosophical meaning of the sand Hyeroglypichs
>The statue is still dancing to sum dank tunes

>>38533242
Zyzz statue stops moving for a brief second then chucks it's barbell at the HRE statue. It freezes doing a roman salute.

>>38533242
The virgins construct a wall to keep the primoridisl superchad out. At this point, it has grown eyes and has become aware of its surroundings

step-stone island under HRE control is further fortified. a naval base is the longterm goal

>>38533242
Fuckshit island raids colonyfags for materials in an attempt to get enough supplies to build a boat or submarine

>>38533242
AHHH NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THE MIX OF ROBOT CLIMATE AND CHAD SPUNK HAS CREATED THE DREADED LEBBIT
WE ARE DOOMED

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>>38533267
>the zyzz statue misses the HRE statue but the statue's crown is destroyed, the HRE is pissed now
>>38533323
>the robots are too lazy fucking their new loli sex dolls, the Primoridls Superchadus is still "asleep"
>>38533347
>work
>over loli sex slaves
>ishiggydiggy.jpeg
>>38533350
>The remaining robots raid the britfag's port, now they cant receive resources!
>>38533466
the biomasss slowly gains consiousness, but it's still too "dumb" to do anything

>>38533512
>>38533347
all the lolis die a horrific, random and unexplainable death.

work on naval base to defend the bay commences.

>>38533512
Colony fags fuck with their artillery some more.

>>38533566
>implying robots wouldn't protect them with their lives.
Nice try roastie, but you're not taking our lolis away this time.

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>>38533566
>the Christfag tries to return the lolis to the Dudebrah's but he is stoned to death by the robots while REEE'ing with the force of a thousand suns
>they start building some defences near the bay and building a port inside the bay
>>38533576
>the colonyfags artillery blows up the S.S Tendies, RIP

>>38533688
Dudebrahs need to organize a military, zyzz wills it!

>>38533648
this naval base is a must. free your tactical mind from it's slumber and look at the map. the bay must be protected. a strong navy based on the little island off the r9K-oast

>>38533688
Colony fags spend way too much time in comfy threads and they expand further

put the draw into your poop hole

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>>38533718
>the Dudebrah's military is full with Chads wielding barbells, they are ready to defend their land and their God Zyzz at any cost
>>38533777 (hoky shit trips)
>the virgins now have a strong-ass navy, with ships that leave the Yamato to shame
>>38533808
>the britfags are swimming in /comfyness/ rn

>>38533688
colofxgs become disgruntled with zyzzzzzz after their newly elected leader Chad Thundercock Arrogantus XV. proclaims all the colonyfag women his personal property.

>>38533883
Fuck shit island declares that battleship nearing their waters is violating the nap and they organize a pirate party to go and capture it

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>>38533893
>Chad Thundercock Arrogantus XV is assasinated by his friend, Brad Brutecius the III, after he's proclaimed the new emperor of the Dudebrah's, and declares that no chad can have side hoes.the Colonyfags dont really give a shit
>>38533936
>after a succesful incursion the battleship is now property of the Fuck shit cunt Island

>>38534003
The mandate of heaven reasserts itself, and the HRE is renamed Huangdi.
He also converts to Daoism and makes it the official state philosophy.

>>38534003
Fuck shit island desides that the other stepping stone islands belong to them.

>>38534003
Chad army creates a garrison in colonyfag territory

>>38533936
stay away from my ship. I bought it with hard earned trips.

>>38534003
Colonyfags get c o m f y and expand FURTHER

>>38534094
>now everyone is being nice to each other, and the emperor gets a new hat
>>38534121
>The fuckshit Island decides that the britbongs must give back all the shit they stole, after sending an emissary, they shrug him off and tell him to "go fuck himself in his anarchist island" the Fuckshit nation is fucking pissed!
>>38534170
>The Chad garrison is ready to ksome virgin ass!
>>38534214
>After a succesful mutiny the ship belongs to the robots now!

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>>38534252
Forgot my mupdate
(Jesus my connection is shit)

>>38534297
Huangdi declares a system of corvee labor, and uses this new found manpower to build roads and fortifications around his empire.

>>38534297
I DECLARE A NEW COLONY TO THE NORTH WEST ISLAND NOW!!

>>38534297
Rebuild the crown on the statue of our king NOW!

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>>38534237
>the bongs ran out of tea, no tea no work you fooken wanker i swear on me mum's grave ya cunt!
>>38534330
>Now the island is a fucking fortess,(with some nice roads too)
>>38534348
>Because somehow the Robots have fortified their islands the Bong attack is repelled, the robots are planning on colonizing the north and east islands near their main island
>>38534362
>After some remodeling the statue's crown is rebuilt!

>>38534455
Chad tries to contact fuckshitcunt island by crossing the water on boat

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>robot island getting this much love
Cmon man where my /duebrah/ boys at

>>38534455
After colonizing the island I claim it in the name of "ISIN" we are the people of ISIN and we shall behead those who insult us. Death to all infidel. Many people defect ot us bringing over tons of resources and building a dome like structure. To pray in.

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>>38534490
>The Anarchists are intimidated by the chads, so they accept their new swole friends into the island
>>38534512
>The Islami- i say the republic of ISIN is colonized, a bunch of people go to the dome of Tributes to pay tribute to the King of the colony

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RED ALERT
>RED ALERT
RED ALERT
>RED ALERT

>AFTER THE COLONYFAG'S INCIDENT WITH THE NECRONOMICON CTHULHU APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN CAUSING MAYHEM AND MADNESS ALL ACROSS THE LANDS
>THANKS A LOT YOU BRITISH FUCKERS
>WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?

>>38534736
Zyzz statue wades over to cthulu and asks him how much he lifts.

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>>38534752
>the zyzz statue gets off it's foundation and walks over to the Lord of Madness and ask him how much does he lift, while bragging about his gains and volumptuous muscles

>>38534827
The Huangdi declares the formation of a celestial army that will fulfill the mandate of heaven, that is to see world domination by the robot dynasty.

>>38534827
Fuck shit cunt island takes this an opportunity to invade the republic of ISIN, chad helps

>>38534736
DEATH TO THE INFIDEL AL- ISLANDAH GIVES US LIFE FROM LIFE WE BRING DEATH TO HIS ENEMIES PRAISE BE ISLANDAH!!! PRAISE BE THE PROFIT MUHONILAND PRAISE BE ISIN!!!

WE ATTACK!!! GAIN MEMBERS IN OUR RANKS AND WE BUILD OUT ISLAND STRONG!!

We also enforce strict guidelines to live by and if you break our rules you get beheaded.

>>38534967
>the robots get intimidated by the giant octopus in the middle of the ocean, so they go into the Emperors palace while shitting their pants
>>38535001
Chad goes to help the giant Zyzz statue, Fuckshitcunt fails the attack and half of the populations gets beheaded by ISIN
>>38535015
Sharia Law is established on the island

>>38535067
The Huangdi decides that a defensive policy is the best, and builds a great wall along his frontiers

>>38535067
Cthulhu devours the chad and convinces zyzz to give him all of the chads protein powder. He begins spawning uberchads that grow stronger with each time they flex. He spends the rest of the remaining protein powder to create his own island, a demonic uberchad breeding ground.

>>38535120
>The Huangdi reinforces the island's defences, making it an inpenetrable fortress
>>38535154
The unholy fusion of Alpha Males and Cthulhu's genes creates an unholy abomination, Cthulhu creates a demonic island filled with uberchads, Elder Things and Star Spawn of Cthulhu's, driving the bongs and robots mad
[Cant mupdate rn, maybe l8er] when i can ]

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>>38535235
>here's the mupdate

>>38535368
Cthulhu feels no danger from the bongs, let's them continue their lives as normal. However he fears the brainpower the robots possess. One uberchad is sent to battle the mecha.

>>38535368
>>38535235
Bamboo mecha grows some balls and goes full on evangellion on cthulu

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>>38535452
>>38535480
>One uberchad is sent to kill the mecha, the two fight a la NGE, with dank ass music plays while the two fight, the Uberchad is poweful enough to block some of the Mecha's attacks, stopping the mecha from hurting Cthulhu

>>38535368
A Council of Representatives of the unchanged chads, anarchists, and robot elites meet on the battleship to discuss the new island.

>>38535530
Robots begin stockpiling pissbottles for the coming war

>>38535530
The Huangdi witnesses the epic fight, and calls upon the Dao to aid the mecha through Wuwei

>>38535530
In an attempt to avoid becoming a threat to the new island, the bongs have mandated diets to all citizens. Meat is outlawed, forcing all bongs to become scrawny vegans. Farms are developed on the land mass.

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>>38535562
>The ship hides from the humongous space calamari to discuss the new Island and the Uberchads

>The goddess Moot shows up (Moot ex Machina) in an evangiliom to do battle with Cthulhoolio and the Bamboo Mecha. The battle ends in a large portion of the colonists colony sliding into the sea and the virgin islands rain jizz, courtesy of moots lovesack

Hoping this one won't go through.

>>38535676
Dear God(ess) what have i done

>>38535612
ancapshitfucki-stan atempts to build little bird helicopters to join and record the mecha battle for
ISIN war propaganda

>>38535612
The battleship makes it through the mecha battle unscathed, all attending the meeting watch the epicness from the bridge full of hentai poster and weeb shit

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>>38535596
>The robots fill the church with Peepee and Poopoo bottles
>>38535597
>The Emperor forgets that he's fighting an elder god and pussies out and hides in his palace
>>38535676
>the battle is intense,the goddess of Autism: mOOt, comes from the sky and smites Cthulhu back to the Center of the Galaxy, banning him from this world forever using her magical Ban Hammer,
>>38535787
>>38535726
Everyone is so happy and excited they come at the same moment,
Jizz is raining from the sky
Everyone on the battleship is cumming at the same time from all the action they just witnessed
and as a goodbye, mOOt gives everyone a gf
The Bongland is completely destroyed, everything is a wasteland full of Cum, Tears, Testosterone and blood
The skies open
and a voice from the skies proclaim

>gg
>no
>re


and peace reigns for forever

>>38535988
The last remaining nattychad on shitfuck island steals all the virgin and weeb GF's and begins repopulating what's left of the land mass.

>gg robots never win

>>38535988
Good game originally

>>38535988
the surviving bongs of the flood are rescued by a passing us navy boat and its heli's, scared from the wasteland they GTFO at full speed

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>>38536061
>The robot island is now a desolated jizz wasteland
>everyone escaped in the battleship
now they're sailing over a sea of goddess-sperm
>there are just a few spots of land, but they're too small for anyone to poblate
>The Britbongs, the ISIN-astanis, the Robots, weebs and chads are on the same ship
>What will they do now?
>There's no land left to poblate
>You can sail back home, or to the UK, or kill everyone on board and have a gigantic orgy
>all this is on the robot's hands now

See I knew my thing was gonna /thread. Fun times tho.

>>38536141
Moot uses the battleship for anal stimulation, but it gets stuck thats why hes such a hardass

>>38536141
go to UK colonies to find more stacies/lolis to enslave

>>38536141
>in the hands of robots
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR

REEEEEEE

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>>38536174
>>38536194
>mOOt picks up the boat and inserts it into her androgynous anus
>The ship is vibrating with ecstasys
>the robots make a makeshift boat and sails away into the sunset
>They sail away with their newly adquired gf's
>The end
/thread

>>38536424
Stay tuned for more /civ/ threads tomorrow!!!