Why are normies so bad at advertising to us?

wtf is it
i see this fucking tree everywhere

>>38525940
Are you over 25, young viking?

>>38526094
nope. do i miss something?

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>>38526242
Keep walking, under 25 year old.
I bet you don't even have a computer.

>>38525903
Because they just came up with this one crazy trick that robots don't want you to know

>>38525903
Isn't this game from like 2011?

>>38525903
i never thought of it in /r9k
i always felt advertisers are "studies have shown" slaves.
They are incapable of independent objective thinking it's pathetic.
Oh we're selling hamburgers let's put a supermodel in the commercial.
Guess what? I have jerked off to that model like 20 times but never bought their shitty burgers.
So they are paying money to a model to make her more famous.
only advertisers and marketers are this dumb.
Also classic bill hicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvp97SMZc6M
best bits about marketers.

>>38526770
>the cheeto dust wafted from his fingertips as they danced across the keyboard

>>38526884
I get the sentiment but I am a real NEET who can't afford Cheetos.
I eat ramen noodles and rice and multivitamins.

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>>38526728
Yes. LMFAO and Costanza make a cameo appearance.

LITERALLY FUCKING OCARINA OF TIME DESU

>>38526770
this shit works or else they wouldn't do it. it may not work on you but it works on enough people to be worth doing