How does a robot make friends?

>>38519057
they don't [spoiler/]

he doesn't, because then he ceases to be a robot

It's called networking

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>>38519093
unless internet friends

they go outside. you should try it

>>38519057
invest yourself in some community.
Irl or online it s kinda the same.
I have 1 irl friend but more than 150 on steam because i mod one of the biggest csgo community in my country.
Basically become important and people will come to you and then you can befriend them.

>>38519057
Join a cIub

why is it i never had to do any of the things people suggest doing to make friends??
i never had to join clubs, invest myself in anything, take up random hobbies i don't care about.

i did have to go outside, but i still do that.

something changes when we become adults, it makes it harder to make friends.

>>38519057
If you're not totally socially retarded like me you could maybe try volunteering/voluntary work.

Advertise your ass on Craigslist and let hung black daddies creampie your anus. After a while I'm sure at least one of them will want to be your friend :^)