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>be me
>Gap year in Israel
>Staying in Haifa
>Mummy sends me care package, need to go to tel Aviv to get it
>Tell buds I'm going to tel Aviv, figure we should hit up a club because tell Aviv
>One friend comes, the other had to study
>Get hotel room for the night
>Get to tell Aviv, all hype
>Go to liquor store, bottle of whiskey for pre game
>Hypehypehype
>Cologne, black jeans, looking Sharp
>Take nap before going out so we can stay up late
>Talk about how lit it's gonna be
>Walk for thirty minutes, get to club
>Chug a slug of whiskey before going in
>Mfw two 18 year old dudes with no girls who don't speak fucking Hebrew aren't allowed in the club.
>Walk back to hotel, drunk sleep in shame.
>Have fat fuck pancakes for breakfast at restaurant, play with fluffy doggo sitting with some guy
>Typing thread on train back to Haifa
>Mfw highlight of tel Aviv trip was a fluffy doggo at a breakfast joint.
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What did you expect? Jews are the most racist people on the planet.
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Pic related, is fluffy doggo
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Two drunk virgin kids not admitted in a club?
Colour me surprised
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Thats what you get for visiting shekelberg's country
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>>38516553
Not sure what you expecting, Israel is a racist country, if you're not Jewish they basically hate you.
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>>38516614
That's a real nice doggo, thanks for posting chump
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>>38517236
Mfw actually conservative Jew. That's why we went out on Thursday night :P, people are actually not super racist again non Jews except the Orthodox rabbi cheesy fucks with the polish hats. The judiasm, both a lot in practice but more so in culture and philosophy, that is common today was largely developed in the 1500s in Europe. Actual jews who follow the law and don't make up bullshit, like big polish hats and goldiloks hair cuts, are actually very chill folk. Genuine Judaism actually is a lot like bhuddism
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>>38516553
>israel
u couldve been alah akbared and never come back home u fool never go to terrorist land
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