FemaleStoryBoard/Advice Thread

deff dont leave a note but you are onto something. please dont tard it up. just say youd love to comeback more often for whatever reason, walking dogs or doggying daughter whatevs

>>38514449
with this level of over thinking, unless she's a manic pixie type, I really doubt you'll get anywhere.

you are not dead in the water OP just find a reason to comeback and be around daughter more often. get comfortable within their family. be a sport m8

>>38514449
No notes but use this opportunity to sneak a peek at her sex diary and if her body count exceeds her weight divided by height squared minus intact fingers and toes, sever all ties and execute the dog on the way out.

>>38514449
>tfw one of you vidya bros leaves you for an ethot
Known the dude for almost 7 years and as soon as he gets an online gf he suddenly doesn't have time for his friends. You did the right thing by prioritizing your vidya bros.

>>38514505
Don't think I would get the chance to talk 1 on 1 because my only reason for being there would be to look after the pets, any suggestions

>>38514689
OP hereth, K E K

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>Be me
>16 at the time
>Somehow I managed to become friends with a bunch of Chads and Stacy's when I was in highschool. (I think it's because kids I made friends with in elementary ended up becoming chads, in highschool and I guess I was just able to hold on)
>Got invited to a fair amount of parties because of it, hated them. Usually clung to the few people I knew like a parasite and never left their side, whenever they would talk to other Chads and Stacy's I'd just pretend to go on my phone or not make eye contact some way.
>Socially awkward mess who hated himself and still does.
>One girl insists on talking to me, brown hair, glasses, very very nice too. Also a bit of a stoner. Not my thing but it was quirky.
>Really liked her, but I tried to push her away for the rest of the night out of social fear and anxiety.
>Party ends, friend and I driving home a bit drunk, and he turns to me and says. "Anon, that girl was asking me for your number and stuff. I think she might like you, you should hit her up."
>Find her on Facebook next morning just so I could block her. Her number was on her Facebook too, search her number on my phone and block that too.

Literally the biggest loss of my life, i'm 20 now and to this day I have never kissed a girl. I think about ending it every time I think about it.