a girl once touched my penis ask me anything

Do you even like your penis?

>>38514367
how much you pay for it

has a girl ever touched your penis?

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>>38514376

its actually pretty good

im insecure about pretty much everything in my life but fortunately my penis size has never been one of those things

>>38514383

zero (the first time)

>>38514384

ye

>>38514367
penis inspection doesn't count

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>>38514394

never been molested, sadly

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Who's your favourite star wars alien?

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>>38514410

those twileks are pretty dope, plus i liked the mandalorians in KOTOR

how many times did she touch your penis? In what manner?

why did she touch it

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ps sex is over rated

two minutes in, once the excitement is over, its pretty much shit until you maybe cum

theres a reason you lose interest in that shit once you blow

>>38514367
How does it feel to be the most succesful anon on this board?

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>>38514392
what hookers giving out freebies for neet virgins
noice marketing strategy

Was she wearing disposable gloves?

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>>38514479

i seriously hopes that not true

>>38514472

she was my highschool girlfriend and i finally convinced her to touch it. you've never met a more prudish, non-religious chick. it was painful.

>>38514496

that probably would've been the most kinky think she'll ever do

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>>38514410
>>38514410
dunno what you call them i call them space jews

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>>38514556
a Salacious Crumb prequel film is what the fans really want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoxGG1Qh4JA

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>>38514556
Kek, pic related

OregaTouchMyNoNo

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How did she touch it? Do you think she'll do it again or is her penis touching career over?