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Full time daddy

>department store nightfill

I want to die

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>>38513419
Not a job the whole thread is ruined thanks a lot anon

I'm currently the CEO of "Mom Can I Have $20" Inc.

>>38513436

>anon

Call me Daddy

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>>38513403
I run a cafe/lounge with my uncle in NYC. It gets packed u the balls everynight which kills the comfy

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>>38513434
>working a job he hates

have you tried working another, different job?

Liquor store clerk

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>>38513403
park ranger of castle and a park comfy af

>>38513468
Any funny stories or habits you've observed?

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Bouncer.

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>>38513403
Cashier at local eatery
>Manager reminds me daily not to be autistic in front of customers

>>38513403
whats the recommended age for a non poorfag to get a job?

>>38513403
studio musician

>>38513403
I work in construction while I look for a more career oriented opportunity

Pussy eating hobbyist

Meter maid. It's comfier than you'd think.

>>38513626
Not full time?
Fucking betas.

I work at a micro-brewery.

>>38513658

I'm looking for more hours, but there's just not enough willing pussy around me.

>>38513679
Fair enough, I was a little quick to judge, sorry.

>>38513701

It's rough out there. Sometimes I can go weeks without licking a single pussy.

I'm unemployed
And I tried my best to get a job
hurts

>>38513403
>Software engineering internship

Chill work enviroment and cool coworkers at 17$/hour. Feels good man

>>38513403
>Breadman

the fuck?

do you mean baker?

peter kropotkin?

i just get a breadmaker machine when i google.

also, am bread hobbyist by coicnidence

>>38513403
Factory worker. I lift and carry marble countertops all day with no break. only white man in the entire joint.

Home security guard

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>>38513403
I am an Olive Garden server.

I serve the best pasta

Kek'd quite a bit. Great thread OP.
And im a waiter and would like to fucking kill myself after every shift

Photocopy center cuck

>>38513403
I'm a asset protection associate. We stop shoplifters, and usually enjoy ourselves because the store is relatively small

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Fast food, closing shift.

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>>38513541
Not sure if funny, but every night some college kids come in with their gfs and the girls get drunk and chat up my blaco underling while leaving their dru k chad bfs to go outside and havew a smoke

Also some minority tried to steal a condom from the free condom jar in november.

I'm employed by the government as a leech.

>>38513403
>Cashier at the clothing store
Dealing with stacies on a daily basis is hard

>>38514533
You don't count as a NEET if you are pandering furries to people. That's cheating.

>>38513403
kwizats haderac

>>38514448
>>38514413

I'm a waiter too. I make decent money for my small town. I also do CNA work like >>38514518

>>38513403
waitress(male)

i work at a post office with a bunch of pajeets

>>38515270
Ever catch them pooping on the floor?

Fire/Water damage restoration

Imagine repairing someone's kitchen after they had a nasty fire

>>38515341
Surprisingly no.
Not yet anyway

Hospice/rehabilitation aide.

>>38515270

do they eat their curries with their hands?

>grocery store sandwich/pizza maker, and food assembler guy that puts things into little plastic boxes

I own a small bakery with two employees and a storefront. Soups, small sandwiches on focaccia, and daily specials. I hate this job because it's giving me horrible hand problems.

>>38513403
Trustfundneet

>>38515145
I wish, but I don't do niche or fandom works. So I'm still a NEET.

Hardcore NEET. Haven't left my house AT ALL in about 4 years now.

Night shift petrol station

>>38513403
unemployed, just spent 3 hours starting from 10pm looking for hiring signs
my feet hurt from walking several miles and I wish I had played video games instead.

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I finally found a job today after all this time. So now, today, I will post in the wageslave thread and declare myself as a disability support worker. Feels good man.

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>>38513893
No. He meant Breadmen.

>>38514448
>>38514413
I'd like to be a waiter. Or more like a barista, during night shifts. Seems comfy.

>>38513893
No, I take bread to people.

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>>38513665
manlets, how long until they learn??

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>>38514448
look at my photograph

>>38516439
Well that sounded cool but it actually sucks. Hope you get some free bread at least.
Anyway what kind of bread? Baguettes and stuff?

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>>38513403
EMT-B for 2 more months.

Then Comp Sci Major.

>>38513403
>Breadman
wut?

>>38516642
>tfw you will never get some cosplay slut topless and laughing while you take pictures

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>>38516680
All kinds. Bagels buns baguettes regular and muffins and cookies and all that.

But NOT DONUTS

>>38515596
Why does it give you hand problems?

im a blackjack dealer for an online gambling website

>>38516964
Kneading and shaping dough takes a lot of hand and forearm strength. You're basically pressing down on a table all day and making shapes with dough using your fingers. I have to do this for anywhere from 55-65 hours a week.

I'm a part time cook with sales experience because no one will fucking hire me

>>38513403
Computer technician / phone technician / micro solderer

>>38513403
>Breadman

what the fuck is that?

>>38513403
Professional victim and fall guy.

I measure color in fabric for military, public safety, and other uniforms. Job is ok, decent at 16 an hour and the company and people that work here are real cool. Been here for 3 years now.

>>38513403
I'm a croupier

>>38518085
>Professional victim and fall guy.

kek

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>>38518256
How'd you land that gig?

>>38518361
Honestly from a temp to hire agency. It was data entry originally, I've been doing the color data part for a year now. First first shift job I ever had and it's great. Just worked really hard and showed that I was willing and able to learn new skills for the company and they took me.

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>>38513403
Electrician. Great pay, challenging work, coworkers are bros.
If it wasn't for my job I'd blow my brains out.

Currently a student.
My part time job is collecting glasses at a large pub. For somebody as autistic as I am every moment is a constant psychological struggle.

>>38513469
sure, because there are so many options huh?

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>>38513403
software engineer niggas
poorfags btfo

Professional video game player
sponsored by NEETBUX

>>38514550
>free condom jar
>restaurant
wut

Teaching Assistant in the morning, mid day supervisor at lunch time and I work with disabled children doing play days and taking them on trips at the weekends

sports journalist

>>38513403
>kitchen helper

I want to die

>>38515175
I'd quit if I was you. You could go blind.

>>38519483
The world is vast

Part-time copywriter, part-time receptionist.

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Aye I go hard in the paint my nigga
I hustle all DAY nigga
I burn stacks an fuck ass my niggas

In all seriousness I'm a full stack marketer.

janitor on /sp/

>>38513403
Construction guy.

>>38513403
I work nights at a distribution centre and its just as depressing as you think.

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ITT: poorfags
>making $90k a year
Feels good man.

>>38513403
>Breadman

what the fuck ls that?

>>38520716
You're not better than anyone just cause you earn more pieces of green paper.

>>38520798
>t. butthurt poorfag

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Children's party clown.
I twist balloons and paint faces.

former full-time cemetery groundskeeper

Community Organizer
The work is kinda complex and changes all the time, I'm heading to a meeting in an hour on co-operative development in the ghetto here
We're trying to start a free workshop space with tools and materials for poor kids and refugees (primarily, it's open to anyone) to make crafts and whatnot to sell
as an undocumented person, one cannot be employed, but they can run their own business, so selling shit they made is totally legal

>>38515456
I think about volunteering at a hospice here often
Sounds nice

>>38520848
>poorfag

I make 6 digits a year though

>>38520863
I hate clowns. Go fuck yourself scum

>>38513539
Fuck that place. Do people even go there anymore?

>>38520926
>Do people even go there anymore?

where?

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>>38520885

>a nigger and refugee enabler

>>38520896
>making an enemy of the red nose mafia

>>38520889
Now now anon, don't let your imagination get the best of you. Post a check liar.

>>38520716
What's your job, Mr. Richfag?

>>38520989
>Post a check liar.

Said the envious moneycuck. Money isn't everything you know, you really should expand your interests

>>38520885
That's noble of you, Anon. I respect your work.

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>>38520996
Software Engineer
>>38521008
Poorfag confimed.

>>38521040
I make more than you though, how exactly am I poor?

>>38516190

I've never been a barista on a night shift, but it sounds like a lot of drunk aggresive people

Not comfy at all

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>>38521053
>i make more than you
>no proof
Quite the imagination.

>>38521090
>so insecure he demands proof because god forbid someone make more than him

Pathetic desu

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>tfw breadman

>>38513590
16 over summers I think. Also might I recommend working in the service industry to get a feel for how fucking awful it is for poorfags.

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>>38521123
>so insecure he lies on the internet and thus cannot prove himself
Pathetic-er desu

>>38521209
not that guy but come on man, just stop. this is getting sad

>>38513403
Defense analyst

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>>38521232
>not that guy
And I'm Jesus.

I do random consctruction oddjobs with a friend who lives in his van

Warehouse packer. Nice and comfy.

Computer operator at warehouse. Chill job because its doing different stuff all the time. usually work about 2 or 3 hours out of am 8 hour day. 16 dollars an hour.

>>38521155
it's not that farfetched of a job

>>38513403
Unemployment security leech