What'll it be robot

>>38511634
Mtn Dew martini and an order of Tendies. Extra BBQ sauce.

>>38511634
Just a Fuck-my-shit-Up tonight boss

>>38511634
How about some sex on the beach ahwhwhw

...I'm so lonely

>>38511634
I'd like a diet water please.

>>38511634

What local brews do you have on tap?

:^)

>>38511634
Woodford, neat.

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>>38511634
a pint of ur finest american piss

>>38511634
Bleach
because bleach jokes are still funny right???

>>38511634
Dirty palmer sir, Just leave it on the bar I'm gonna go step out for a cigarette

Is there no service in this bar either? Who do I have to fuck to get a drink? Christ.

>>38511634
I'll have whatever will make me the drunkest the quickest.

>tfw you remember a god-tier podcast you used to listen to like 5 years ago
>try to find it
>instead find out the host was a sociopath and a horrible person in general
>the podcast isn't archived anywhere
Please, anons, if you have any episodes of Wha-chow archived, I need them. I just need my nostalgia boner to be confirmed or not.

j-just a b-beer please

>>38511684
Relatable
>>38511634
Can I get a rum and coke? Thanks man.

>>38512223

I'll have to see some ID

>>38511634
I'll have a sarsaparilla
Mornin' y'all

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>>38512350
One ID coming up.

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>>38511634
ill have a can of becks
why can Mumkey Jones and digi bro get gfs and not me

>>38511634
You got milk and cookies bruh?

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WORST BAR EVER LETS BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

>>38511896
Here's a roofie, bud. Enjoy that cig

>>38511634
jack tennessee honey since that what im drinking rn irl
just give me the whole bottle

>>38511634

Those clothes look really nice on Wojak

whole bottle or jack tennessee honey senpai
drinking that right now irl

I'll take a 7up and vodka and an order of tendies with BBQ sauce.