>be me
>3 years ago
>16
>on vacation with brother, 18
>extended family and their friends there too, parents left a couple days ago
>brother goes out to get a slurpee with cousins and their friends
>i'm chilling
>Brother comes back with a fifth of vodka
>Our side of the family has alcohol genes
>like 6 other people there our age, no one wants to drink
>my brother downs 3/4 of the bottle alone
>I drink the other quarter
>my first time drinking, completely smashed
>wakeup the next morning
>we're both hung over and wakeup with vomit on ourselves
>I'm missing a shoe and have a killer headache
>open cuts on my toes
>no recollection of what happened last night
>cousin tells me last he saw of us we were arguing over how many home runs Tom Brady had last season
>no one but our cousin and his girlfriend ever realize what happened
>aunt uncle think we have the flu
>empty bottle under me when I wake up
How
What's the most ridiculous shut you've gotten away with?