Masturbation Thread

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>>38511424
>asking men on the internet to roleplay as masturbating women
What a fag.

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You're doing it wrong
Post a picture of your pussy in high definition then i can show you the correct area you should stimulate

>>38511424
>o great dyke poster
Hopefully she's sleeping for the next few hours, but knowing what kind of thread this is it'll be up for the whole day and she'll inevitably be attracted by the horny girl pheremones.

Dyke masturbation post bump

>>38511967
It should be half past 7 in central Europe so maybe in one or two hours, provided she doesn't have migraines.

I'm putting in a request for her dyke friend to be summoned as well.

femanon here, also never had an orgasm. part of me wants to buy a toy and see if im just bad at it, but even then im worried im just shitty and will never orgasm. im scared one day im going to make a guy feel like hes bad if i one day have sex and don't orgasm, i want to learn pls someone send tips.

I've never had an orgasm through penetration alone but maybe it would be different with a real dick instead of a BD dildo. All the orgasms I've had have been through clit stimulation but none have been great enough to make my knees weak or make me moan or whatever. Maybe I'm just bad at this.

I like to use the jets on my hot tubs for that purpose.

>>38513644
i like to stick my dick in the hot jets for maximum pleasure.

>>38513644
I've only been able to use hot tub jets once at a hotel but it was honestly one of the best masturbation experiences.

>>38513534
>>38513571
A lot of guys won't like it if you've used toys for penetration.

>>38513691
I've already resigned myself to a life without a bf so it's okay.

>>38513745
Please don't give up. You'll find the right person for you if you look hard enough. They might even be right in front of you, but you've ignored them.

>>38513808
No, it's not that I wouldn't be able to find the right person. It's that even if I did I'd end up ruining it with my jealous and possessive tendencies. I don't want the person I like going through that. I become a passive aggressive bitch at every perceived transgression.

>>38513842
Some guys and girls are into that kind of thing. If you warn them about it, they may be more forgiving. Please try, you deserve happiness.

>>38513879
But all too often even those who ask for a "yandere gf" don't know what they're getting into and get tired of it. It's a lot of effort they'd have to put into the relationship with little pay out when they can instead pursue someone else. I've tried a few times already but nothing worked out. It's fine though, there's other ways to attain happiness.

>>38513918
Are you a virgin?
I'm not the anon who was talking to you

>>38513940
I'm >>38513571. I haven't fucked a guy but I have used a toy. So no, I'm not a virgin.

>>38511513
this, we like when a big cock kisses our womb and being cummed inside of is heavenly

>>38513294
She might be waking up soon. And probably rub one out in the shower before posting here.

>>38513918
Please keep trying, you'll find someone that loves you for you eventually. How old are you?

>>38514057
23. It's fine though, I'm really not bothered with not having a relationship. It's one of those things that's for the best.

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>>38513294
>her dyke friend
Well now I don't know who that might be but Austria is a cute
>>38514032
Can you blame her
Showerheads are the Gods' gift to mankind.

>>38514109
Please vocaroo a showerhead masturbation session right now. You know you want to.

>>38514088
Don't you want to have kids some day?
>>38514109
Little android girl, are you religious?

>>38514174
I would like to have kids but I'd be a horrible mother. I'm very snappy and impatient.

>>38513808
You probably would be better as a fwb, fucktoy type thing instead of a real relationship.

>>38514314
I think you misdirected that at another anon but I wouldn't be able to do a fwb thing without fucking it up either. Even if it'd only start out as just sex I'd become attached to the other person and ruin it.

Toys will have to keep me sated.

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>>38514135
I don't think I do. I can't get up right now anyway.
>>38514174
Nope, my parents and siblings aren't either.
Most of my extended family are semi-religious but I think they just do it for the community aspect of it

>>38513960
>So no, I'm not a virgin
You're a virgin, deal with it.

>>38514483
To a lot of guys having used a dildo doesn't count as still being a virgin.

>>38514537
>To a lot of guys

Absolutely no one thinks that except for a few whiny manchildren on /r9k/.

>>38514386
Will you do it later, please? You'll get lots of beta orbiters.

>>38514559
Technically her virginity's been taken, just not by a human.
>>38514575
Why would she want that? She's a level-headed robodyke.

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>>38514559
It's still penetration of some sort. So I don't feel right calling myself a virgin.

>>38514597
It's ok. I forgive you for being used goods. I will still pump my semen inside you even though you have been defiled.

>>38514679
That's okay but if you don't take responsibility and don't stop looking at any other women then I'll kill you.

>>38514707
It's not healthy to be that possessive. No guy is going to tolerate that level of bullshit.

>>38514769
I know. And I don't expect any of them to tolerate it so I'm not in the dating market.

>>38514769
>asking for a legit relationship
>possessive

h-heh?

>>38514769
I would if I loved her.
>>38514792
You'll find the one if you look hard enough. Where do you live?

>>38514792
And you're so strongly set in that mentality no amount of persuasion, torture, or brainwashing can change that?

>>38514826
That's a dangerous rabbit hole of codeorndence you're wandering too close to, anon. I've already explained my reasoning for not wanting a bf in the thread.

>>38514841
Persuasion, no. Torture and brainwashing with some mental manipulation, maybe.

>>38514858
Maybe I want to go down the rabbit hole with you. Maybe I'm pretty far gone myself.
Where do you live?

>>38514858
That's good. You might just make a fine subject for my experiments of mental manipulation and brainwashing.

>>38514921
Is this roleplaying or real?

>>38514904
You're sweet to want to support a girl who's mentally ill but it's really more worth it to find someone normal who you can actually have a fulfilling relationship with.

>>38514959
Why are you so sure it wouldn't be a fulfilling relationship? What kind of mental illness are we talking about?
Are you in the USA?

>>38515001
BPD and depression.
Yes.

>>38515022
I have occasional depression too, and I can handle BPD.
North/South? East/West?
Are you white? This is more important than being close to me.

>>38515061
I'm not white so you can stop responding now.

>>38515087
It's not a requirement, only what I'd ideally want. What are you?

>>38514959
Do you want it to be roleplaying or real? Brainwashing works best if you want it to work.

>>38513918
That's why you seek a robot. You can't get jealous and possessive if you are the only woman they speak to. You are in a sea of acceptable fish, but you won't cast the line.

>>38513571
Only 5% of women orgasm from penetration so that's pretty normal. Try something like a hitachi before writing off orgasms it could just be self imposed anxiety at that point.

I'm sorry for scaring you off. I'm not racist but there are two races I'd never consider being with for personal reasons.
I hope you find your true love someday.

>>38514597
A non-issue. Most men don't care about that only robots with insecurity issues.

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>>38514707
why don't you rape his dick ,so hard that think about sex will cause him pain?

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are crazy girls more of a doms or a subs?
and how do most of you anon masturbate anyways?

>>38514575
I said I don't want to
I'm not needy for strangers' attention.

>>38515643
Give your little lady friend a kiss and tell her she's your favorite person. Actually, how big is she compared to you?

Austria and Robodyke stop kissing eachother and post something

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>>38515541
Just with my hands
I have a few toys but I don't use them anymore
>>38515699
She's about the same height but a little shorter, like two inches. She's bigger than me in the "important parts" but not disgustingly thicc, just a lot nicer and more delicately curvy than me. She disagrees but whatever
>>38516731
She's probably having migraines or at work, unfortunately.

>>38513918
>>38513534
>>38513842
Robot with a very clingy and possessive crazy fembot gf here, there are guys out there who are good for you. You're right about the "le yandere gf" meme though, stay away from anime watching retards.
Also my gf can never cum from penetration, only by laying on her stomach and rubbing her clit. She still likes penetration though and said one isn't inherently better than the other, she just cant have an orgasm unless she's laying on her stomach and doing it for herself.

There are no females on the internet.
Faggots

>>38518324
I met my gf on the internet. Explain that.

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>>38518349
>You can't post an image with not text on this board.

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>>38513918
Hello. Buying yandere gf. Are you pic related?

>>38511424
Femanon here I'll try and help you

>>38518061
Fuck you. Where did you meet her and where does she live?
I want a crazy clingy obsessive yandere gf. Fuck you.

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Sorry. I know I'm late.

>>38513644
This is always good advice, showerhead, faucet, water jets in the pool, anything like that. Bonus points for not having to do much too, it's a wonderfully lazy way to get off.

>>38515541
I'm not crazy, but I'm more of a sub.
To be honest, most of the time with my hands. Feels the most intimate, I guess. I have a massager too though, and I like it, but it's probably 60% hands, and 20/20% massager and showerhead.

>>38518490
Met on /r9k/ and she lives in australia.
And you wouldn't actually be able to handle a gf like that, I can already tell by your weebshit typing style.

>>38518700
Aren't you afraid she will one day go full psycho on you and do horrible things to your body and mind?

>>38518700
Oh is it fucking you again. Already told you I can handle any batshit insanity gf. There's no big trick you dumb cunt. Fucking normie go away.

>>38518722
Not that guy, but have you ever even had a gf, crazy or not?

>>38518901
>gf
>crazy
You're being redundant here.

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>>38518901
Course not. What do you think I'm some normie

>>38518920
Alright, gotta give you that one. I meant "absolutely batshit insane"

>>38518928
Then believe me, this clingy stuff is cute for the first month, but gets old FAST. Sometimes you just want to sleep, not talk about the names of your children.

>>38519107
>not talk about the names of your children
Cute as hell. You know nothing you normie fuck clingy girls are a gift.

The only way I can get off is by rubbing my clit through a tissue or thin cloth. Direct stimulation via a toy or using my finger is too much, and I never penetration myself.

I usually have to watch porn, and I often play music in the background while rubbing myself. I get off fairly quick (within a 1-2 minutes) and when I'm done I don't seek to have multiple orgasms. It's like pressure, I just want it gone, I lay back in my chair or couch or wherever and breathe for a bit, then clean up and go about my day.

>>38513534
When you get a guy with an experienced mouth down there, you'll cum.

>>38519156
I posted right above you, since you made this post I wanted to reply.

I HATE getting eaten out. HATE IT. Absolutely cannot stand it, and cannot understand the appeal. It's so wet and weird and scary and their mouth is dirty.

It reminds me of slugs.

I don't understand how any of that is arousing to any female.

>>38519140
Do you lick your fingers clean or wash?
Do you like the taste

>>38519173
A lot of girls love it though. You're an outlier.

>>38519203
I wash. I taste like nothing, usually - probably because I have a balanced pH level.

Sexual stuff is weird. I get off just because I feel tension / pressure. It's like a chore...

Boring, I know.

>>38519237
I genuinely want to understand how it can be enjoyable. How can that be pleasurable, and how can penetration be pleasurable???

I don't understand. Can a femanon help me get an idea?

>>38519173
*Shrugs*

Well my GF loves it and I eat her pussy like 4-5 times a week. It takes like 15-20 min to try her off so my neck is usually sore afterwards but hearing her moan like that is worth it. My favorite parts are:
1) when it's so good she can't control herself and is basically choking me with her thighs
2) having her pussy juice all over my face is hot
3) when she finally cums, the noises she makes and how she immediately reaches out for me so I can move up and tightly hold her as she comes down from the orgasm

Maybe you just had a bad experience. You gotta turn the woman on first a little bit by kissing her all over and her neck. Then I also kiss and tease her groin area before I begin.

>>38519327
An older male ate me out when I was 13 and since I was a really autistic kid, it scared the fuck out of me and I'm pretty sure that's the main reason why I don't like it now.

I'm very comfortable with the people I've been with in my adulthood, I just can't stop freaking out when it's happening. The 'slugs' is a very prominent feeling for me.

I'm glad you enjoy pleasing your girlfriend, I bet it's really hot and messy in a good way for you both.

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>>38519173
I've only been eaten out once but I thought it was pretty sweet. It took me longer to climax than through fingers but it was still very good. Totally different sensation and felt very intimate and close to my partner.

>>38519203
Finger licking master race.

>>38519269
I think for penetration, it's more the mental aspect. I wouldn't know because I'm a dyke but I heard that penetration feels most intimate, feeling someone inside you and such.
Personally I always thought that penetration was a little uncomfortably intrusive, but for example I don't mind having a finger or two inside me when I come because I love the feeling of clenching down on them.
I don't know. Guess it's a matter of taste and getting used to, maybe.

>>38511424
I truly enjoy clitoral stimulation but I also enjoy penetration. I am still a virgin and nothing bigger than two fingers ever goes inside of me. I often feel like in each session everyday I must orgasm at least 5 times. THe first orgasm is clitoral and the other four are from penetrating myself. I always enjoy fantasizing about having someone release their semen into my womb, I makes me feel like I possess them in some way and and that I have apart of them with me. I anticipate and fear the day that I finally have sex because I feel like I will become too attached, possessive, and obsessed with the person. I masturbate to control my urges and to have a better start of the day every morning

>>38519371
Have you ever 69d with another girl?

>>38519380
>I feel like I will become too attached, possessive, and obsessed with the person
Be my gf, let me fill you up with hot cum and become attached, possessive and obsessed over me.

>>38519397
I've never even eaten someone else out yet. Soon though, fingers crossed.
I'm not sure if I'd like 69, to be honest. I like the idea, but I twitch like a freaking spastic when I'm enjoying myself so I don't think I could fairly focus on making my gf feel good too at the same time - taking turns would be easier.

>>>/soc/
LEAVE
Femanons do not and never will exist

>>38519403
Are you sure you really want that? I once became attached to a person who went to school with me even if we never had sex but we were very close to having it. I followed this person around everywhere and didn't let him even get close to any other women. He then filed a restraining order against me. i was very heartbroken but then i realized that I was being pathetic, even if I wished that I controlled a person, in the end I was controlled instead

>>38519467
>I followed this person around everywhere and didn't let him even get close to any other women.
Absolutely amazing.
Plus you don't even have to worry about me interacting with other girls since none of them want to be near me anyway and I don't talk to strangers.
I'm at that point in my life where meeting girls in real life doesn't happen anymore voluntarily. So you've got that.

>>38519429
Soon huh? On your France trip?

>>38519269
You have to realize that not all women are the same. Some get off one way, some other ways. I've know plenty of other women who did not enjoy penetration and plenty who loved it. Just depends on the woman.

>>38519500
Well, It is not easy for me to fall in love or get attached to someone, It could be a long and grueling process to win me over. A person needs to prove themselves to be a worthy companion until i could devote myself to them. i am not a desperate person and in fact, being in love and under someone's spell feels agonizing yet euphoric all at once. It is one of the worst yet best feelings all at once

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>>38519544
>A person needs to prove themselves to be a worthy companion until i could devote myself to them. i am not a desperate person
Oh. Well I'm not Chad and don't really provide much except for love and all that. RIP
>tfw no desperate clingy obsessive gf

>>38519500
It might sound strange but I actually enjoy having love rivals sometimes because it feels like a game and if I cannot have that, i will usually get bored. I like to win in the end because all of the hard work paid off with me ending up with a desired person in the end

>>38519591
I am sure you will get one because If you just show a lonely get love-starved girl just a bit of love and kindness, maybe she will flock to you and your desire will be fulfilled. She will feel like you are her only source of happiness and she will feel like you matter most

>>38519627
Yeah but that's the vicious circle.
You get attached to a person and never want them to talk to a girl, but how did you get in contact in the first place? He talked to you.
So which one is it, try to convince a normie who talks to girls regularly to stop, or somehow attach to a robot who never talks to girls and thus also not to you.

I can't win either way.
Plus those girls don't exist where I live. Only Stacys here

>>38519345
>when I was 13
Please share more about your younger lewd days fembot.

>>38518061
Try not moving when you're inside her, except maybe a gentle push, and then rubbing her clit. It'll work wonders.

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>>38519516
No, this girl I really like is coming to Vienna tomorrow. We'll see.

Curious, how much do you people masturbate?

>>38519682
Good luck, be sure to let everyone know the details. If you got to taste her pussy. If she ate you out. If she spanked you.

>>38519656
Stacies are trash women, they are normies and I feel like I simply cannot even associate with them without me feeling like I am from another world. I wish that I could simply banish them and replace them with better characters.The real quality women lurk in the shadows and are engimatic but they are gems if you encounter them and give them a chance. they are hard to see at first sight but it is worth it. I agree that love is very hard for me and that is one of the reasons why I hate getting attached to others. It is too agonizing it I cannot focus on what is truly important

>>38519730
Where do you live? I have never seen like a quiet, shy, closed off girl. They were all copies of copies of Stacy's. Screaming, vapid, attentionwhoring. Pure disgust.

I'm afraid the only way I can get a girl like you is to find one online.

I always fantasized about massaging and sucking on a woman's feet while she masturbates but I'm not sure if that'd be something they'd be into.

>>38519712
I've never been (sexually) spanked but I'm actually not opposed to the idea. We'll see. For now it's all just diddling myself. Not that I mind.

>>38519760
Well, perhaps you should look for more online and maybe try to share your interests with them. Start off slow, do not be desperate, desperation often drives others away. i probably do not live in your country, i live in Asia

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>>38519800
Aw tfw no qt asian gf thats attached to me
I'm desperate as hell desu and I want a desperate gf too. I'm looking... on r9k kek

>>38511424
You guys really think if a girl penetrated herself then she's not a virgin anymore? I'm not sure what to think desu, but definition they're still a virgin but does it make them impure?

>>38519919
I'd be okay if she used toys I think. I assume a real dick would be different so the first time penetrating will still be special for us both and not just "Oh this is just like my dildo except smaller, meh"

>>38519943
oh I wouldn't go near one that used something bigger than me lmao

>>38520086
>tfw pencil dick
>every dildo is thicker
I lost by default ;-;

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>>38519682
Usually three or four times on a normal, nothing is bothering me day.
But you knew that.
>>38519785
I thought you said you were never spanked?

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>>38519943
I'm probably not the best person to comment on this since I've never used a dildo nor been with a guy, but I would assume there's a big difference between using a disembodied cold plastic dong and actually being with a loving partner. Even if the physical stimulation is comparable, the emotional component would make it so much better.

>>38520521
Oh I know all about your shlick sessions, robodyke (I do like that nickname)
>I thought you said you were never spanked
Well, not really spanking yeah. I guess disciplined is the proper term. Anyway let's not talk about it, not when masturbation is so much more fun to talk about.
Also 2B tomato best tomato.

>>38513571
>uses a BD dildo
I'll be your boyfriend BECAUSE of this

>>38511424
that's pretty rare but I knew a woman like that, she was my ex and never got off at all
seems to be just luck if everything works out there, fort my stuff works
try a vibrator though but don't get your hopes up

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>>38520762
>I know all about your shlick sessions
Well, you should, because you've joined in on them. I think robodyke is pretty good too, magic dyke.
How's that remote control vibe idea?
>2B will never feed you tomatoes

>>38520762
the thing is lots of guys are really insecure about penis size, how much their gf likes it, afraid of getting neg compared to anything else she's had
it's honestly really sad but everywhere here

So is the Hentai real? If a woman is really horny or orgasms a lot do they lose control and just want dick and their minds go blank just wanting to please dick?

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>>38521466
Joined in accidentally.
I think we'll go shopping together sometime soon and see if we find anything fun like that, or just browse the interwebs for something similar.

>>38521544
I kinda understand that, but even guys must realize that the vast majority of women don't orgasm vaginally anyway, right? If they spent less time thinking about their dicks and more about how there's this thing called clitoris, they wouldn't have a reason to worry in the first place.

>>38521637
>If a woman is really horny or orgasms a lot do they lose control and just want dick
yeah when you're really turned on you just WANT something in you and it doesn't matter if it's your fingers or anything (but it's best if it's someone else's)
>and their minds go blank just wanting to please dick?
that part is a myth

>>38521649
lol in my experience most guys are totally in the dark about women, I've had to explain the clit and tell them to play with it instead
I blame porn being full of tiny clit innie women revolving around sticking something in the vag

>>38521733
So you have a roastie? Disgusting desu. Innie chestlets are best girls

>>38511424
Lesbo femanon here who has also never orgasmed.

I'm no help

>>38521776
get used to it there's as many innies as there are 12" dicks

>>38521804
I don't want to be with some weird meatflap girl. That legit disgusts me.

>>38521733
>you want something in you

That's pretty weird. I can't imagine feeling that. But I guess it's the same thing about guys wanting to shove their dicks in every hole of a woman. Guess we were made for each other.

>>38521803
Austria-chan will be delighted to help you out I'm sure.

Femanons, especially lesbians (I assume they would know women best), how do I attract women? How do I know when women are attracted to me? What do I need to do? I'm too stupid and oblivious for this stuff and no one taught me what to do. I'm too retarded and shy to understand and approach women.

>>38521903
>I'm too stupid and oblivious for this stuff and no one taught me what to do. I'm too retarded and shy to understand and approach women.
Then you've already lost. Welcome to limbo brother. You'll be here forever.

So what do women masturbate to? Do women like porn? I thought women would hate it? I mean, you you actually like seeing big dick porn, rape, and all the weird fetishes posted here?

>>38521929

But I want to change and attract and please women. I can't stand being alone.

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>>38521733
I've never really lost control of myself as such. I've gotten hazy and felt temporarily high/dumb from climaxing a few times but not in a way that made me feel like I've lost my mind.
>I've had to explain the clit and tell them to play with it
That sounds both hilarious and awful. I mean I can see how 'learning together' might be fun but being with an adult who doesn't know the basics of female genitalia seems frustrating.

>>38521803
Hey there, how's it go-
>>38521884
Oh, you're no fun anon.

>>38521903
I wish I could help you out, but a) I've never really attracted anyone and b) I doubt there's some universal magic trick to make women like you. You always hear that confidence is most important, though. I don't know really. There's things that some women would find attractive in a partner that'd completely turn another woman off.

>>38521938
>do you actually like ... rape?
Do you honestly need to ask this? Still?

>>38521957
Doesn't work like that. You either have what it takes, or you don't. If no girl ever showed interest in you, they won't ever.
Good job champ. You're the 1% of males that will die virgins.

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>>38522011

Finally the top 1% of something.

>>38521831
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels
look at how many women aren't innies
you sound really immature though with that attitude you won't have to worry about it

>>38521855
well I can't get wanting to stick your dick in something either but here we are

>>38521903
legitimately, be yourself is good advice
guys who approach me with an obviously fake attitude just get brushed off desu I only like guys (or girls) into the same nerdy shit I'm into

>>38521963
>I've never really lost control of myself as such. I've gotten hazy and felt temporarily high/dumb from climaxing a few times but not in a way that made me feel like I've lost my mind.
when I get off it all goes away but like when I feel really horny I'll just end up touching myself a bit (a lot) and I can't keep dicks off my mind
I've sent a lot of sexually aggressive dms to this one really qt guy I know who I'm going to MAKE him interested in me
>That sounds both hilarious and awful. I mean I can see how 'learning together' might be fun but being with an adult who doesn't know the basics of female genitalia seems frustrating.
it used to annoy me, now I just mostly laugh at it (on the inside though they don't like you laughing at their inexperience)

>>38522141
Instead of feelgood art, these people should be making promos for labioplasty. It would solve a lot more problems than going
>durr everyone's beautiful

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>>38522141
>girls can have physical standards
>when guys prefer some things over another in a woman everyone loses their minds

I want 6'0+ white man btw xD I'm a girl btw

>I only like guys (or girls) into the same nerdy shit I'm into
Many guys are not into the same stuff as you so you sound really immature with that attitude.

>>38522192

Those same people would be mocking tiny dicked men so they deserve it.

>>38521938
Just as all men have different fetishes and things to jack it to so do women. Some porn appeals to some women while the same stuff is a turn off to others. It's not that different.

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>>38519371
>female
Leave at once and do not return.

>>38522206
sure but my ex bf was 5'4 and I'm going after a guy around 5'6 what about that

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>>38521938
Personally I prefer getting off to written erotica rather than watching porn videos. There are a lot of websites like The Kristen Archives which are filled with different stories and all sorts of different fetishes. I also enjoy playing games like Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space. I love the focus they put on dickgirls in those games.

>>38511424
I masturbate 2-? times a day with nearly no exceptions.

>>38522288
same except I can't stand dickgirls desu I like manly men and feminine women

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>>38522272
>already slutting around
Explains that then. I'm done goodbye roastie.

>>38522308
The appeal to me is that you can read smut about things that just aren't possible irl.

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>>38522141
For me it's like that too sometimes although my mind is explicitly flooded with sexuality especially during orgasm, so I start off touching myself and get progressively more into it.

>>38522220
You know like half this thread is female, right?

>>38521938
I'm not hugely into visual porn but I watch it occasionally. Mostly get off to fantasies or smut fanfiction/erotica.

>>38513879
No one deserves shit.

You dont even know this bitch but you think you know what she deserves?

Every time anon.

bump for masturbation

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>>38521649
Don't lie, you knew what you were doing.
Still haven't solved the shipping problem then? I'm sure there's other products that do the same thing, though it seems most of them are aimed at more personal use.

>>38523495
It's not an issue for now anyway since she'll be home tomorrow.

>>38519919
Extending on this, how many of you cum solely using toys? What do you use?

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>>38523651
I use pic related for penetration and it's pretty good. I even got the cum tube attachment with it which makes it easier to take, although because of the knot I can't take it all the way to the base. I also own a hitatchi wand but I haven't used both toys at the same time, one of these days I should.

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My secret is to success is never using toys and violently masturbating to stuff like pic related at least once a day, up to 5+ when necessary.

But really, everyone is different. You may need penetration or only clit stimulation or maybe naruto slash fanfiction. Experiment.

>>38523651
Not solely but I don't mind toys. Probably use my hands more though.

>>38523651
I don't get toys, I much prefer fingers, or even better, tongues

>>38523808
is that real? holy shit... why did i get hard?

Post more details about masturbation

>>38524238
Of course she's real, I wouldn't bother posting otherwise.

You just have good taste man.

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Ive had orgasms from penetration with my fingers, not a real dick or a dildo before, but I don't enjoy them as much because
a) they take a lot of time
b) I have to get very horny and good porn is hard to find in my case
c) for some reason I can only achieve this type of orgasm when in drunk
It is very strong though.
I usually resume to clit rubbing. It's easy and usually pretty fast. I love touching myself in public bathrooms.

>>38524473
got anymore? or sauce on how she died

>>38524510
I knew a girl like that, when I started chokefucking her she stopped being able to get off to clit play.

>>38524621
Hell yeah I have more. If you're interested I'm in a discord group where we share this sort of stuff every day, much more efficient than 4chan. I could drop an invite if you've got a throwaway email or discord or something.

>>38524664
Gonna need more details

>>38524852
>Gonna need more details
Long story short it's always been hard for me to cum at all, so normally I fuck for 45 minutes-an hour depending on if I can cum or just get too exhausted to continue
Anyway, since it's hard to satisfy both of us just fucking I ended up working on lots of ways to make it fun, rubbing her clit while fucking her, eventually learnt how to safely cut off the blood to her head until she goes purple, release her neck so she gets enough blood to stay conscious and then repeat.
She really, really likes it, apparently she gets off a lot that way, and since she scratched my back and arms up a lot I'm inclined to believe her.
So now she occasionally complains it feels so nice she can't get off to touching her clit anymore.

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>>38524510
It's pretty much the same for me. Vaginal orgasms are fun but just really not worth the hassle and time. It's still fun trying though, even if it doesn't work out.
>I love touching myself in public bathrooms
Good taste anon.

>>38524852
What else do you have in that discord? Just corpses? Or necro? Rape?

>>38524980
That's fucking awesome dude

>>38525209
It's a necrophilia group so all corpses. There's a channel for gore because of the overlap but it's definitely all dead bodies. And good discussion.

>>38524980
This sounds really nice. Never had better orgams than when I fantasize about stuff such as this. It hurts knowing it'll never be real.

>>38525369
Any corpse fucking too?

>>38525440
Nah they have a strict "nothing illegal" rule to keep anyone from getting in trouble.

>>38525464
Boring. Might as well head over to bestgore or some gore subreddit at that point.

>>38525369
>That's fucking awesome dude
Thanks!

>>38525385
Not with that attitude it won't

>>38525495
It's more of a support group, the focus is split between discussion and sharing images. Not for everybody.

>>38525728
Discussing what? Have any actually done necro?

>>38514593
You're a fucking retard

If you fuck a pocket pussy does that make you not a virgin?

No, you're just retarded

>thread goes from masturbation to dykes to necro
Not complaining but wew

>>38525838
Penises and pussies aren't the same, surely you've noticed that?

I don't masturbate because it's sinful, anon. I've never orgasmed in my life. I just take cold showers or eat ice cubes.

>>38525832
Christ dude, no, nothing that would get the channel shut down. Stuff like preferred types of death and decomposition, corpses we've seen, media like books and movies that have necrophilia or death that's particularly nice, what it's like living with a paraphilia, that sort of thing.

>>38525842
To be fair I'm a bisexual woman talking about masturbating to necro. We're technically still on topic. :^)

>>38525913
do you like snuff too
like someone fucking you and killing you during it
as a fantasy of course not as something you'd actually do

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>>38525880
I recommend using the showerhead for extra cleanliness occasionally. To get rid of sinful thoughts and making your private place super hygienic. For God.

>>38525913
Well, while we're at it, how often do you masturbate?

>>38525962
Theoretically, what would you want in exchange for a small vial of your girlgoo?

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>>38526022
Her gf's hand in marriage

>>38525961
I'm only attracted to the idea of killing other people and having their corpse. literally nothing is more attractive than the thought of killing someone and having my way with them a few days or weeks later. There isn't a submissive bone in my body I'm afraid.

>>38525962
At least once a day, preferably 2-4. I don't know about anyone else ITT but I never feel satisfied after masturbating, no matter how good it feels.

>on the rag
>extra horny
>can't jack off
It makes me very mad.

>>38526076
Just lay down a towel or do it in the shower.

>>38526095
lay down a towel in the shower

>>38525962
If you want give in and be lustful, that's your choice, I'll hold a prayer for you to see there's still another way. I'll prefer to reserve myself until marriage

>>38526139
if god doesn't want us to masturbate why did he make it the most fun you can have by yourself

>>38525880
>>38526139
Are you serious anon? What do you think of guys who masturbate? And how much would you have sex if you got married?
I mean I respect your values on it and I appreciate you're pure but... that's so rare.

>>38526076
It makes me mad that you abstain from masturbating just because it's your period. Are you a glutton for punishment or what?

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>>38526076
>not using blood as lube
Sad desu.
I can never find good rape doujins.
Plus masturbating feels so uncomfortable to me.
All I have is this frog massager and a 7.5 inch silicone friend.
But I have a fear of making myself feel less tight, or ruining my innie.
I already broke my hymen because of that thing.

>>38526022
Let's say 10 shares of BRK-A.
But seriously, >>38526066 got the right idea.
And surely there's some, I don't know, East European green card hungry women who'll mail you their goo.

>>38526074
>never feel satisfied after masturbating
I wouldn't say never, but I definitely am still horny for it after an orgasm, usually hornier even. But after four or five times I'm good.

>>38526076
I can do it but I usually feel bloated and unsexy and not much in the mood. Never got the excessive period horniness some people mention, but all the more pre-period horniness though.

>>38526139
There's nothing about female masturbation in the Bible.

>>38526210
why not act out rape irl
why with one ex I one time snuck out of the house, "broke in" as loud as I could, stormed up the stairs, held her down and fucked her silly
she loved it

>>38526236
No boyfriend, and a shut-in NEET, mate.

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>>38526269
I'll be your boyfriend and pretend rape you.

>>38526235
I don't want hers, I want yours. I'll give you your "gf's" "hand in marriage" if you convince your octopus to wed me.

>>38526210
>ruining my innie
>falling for r9gay memes
>not knowing anything about your own genitalia

>>38526210
Why do you have a fetish for that? Were you abused before? Inb4 >all women have them.

>>38526472
>>38526472
I've been abused emotionally and physically, yes.

>>38526547
What happened anon? Tell us about it. Were you raped by your dad / brother or whatever?

>>38526629
I don't think I was raped by a family member.
I'm still going to therapy to figure things out, though.
I purposefully block things from my head so there's a good chance I was sexually abused by somebody.

>>38526654
let me sexually abuse you anon

>>38526654
It doesn't really make sense that you'd retain the fetish if you don't have the memories it originates from.

>>38526186
"and God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will provide the way of escape also, so that you will be able to endure it."

>>38526197
I'm completely serious, masturbation is equally sinful for both genders because it's entirely an act of selfishness and lust, while in marriage it's of love under the unity of God. Even if you set aside the religious aspect of it, we can both agree that sex is most pleasurable with someone you truly love, right? I think I'll have plenty of sex when I'm married, because I'll be released from that chastity and be with someone I love.

>>38526235
No but it talks about masturbation in general as an act of self-satisfying lust, done entirely for the self, thus making it sinful.
>Romans 13:13-14
>"Let us behave properly as in the day, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual promiscuity and sensuality, not in strife and jealousy. But put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the flesh in regard to its lusts."
>Galatians 6:8
>"For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life."
>Matthew 5:27-30
>"You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery." But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

>>38526763
Your brain is giving you lewd thoughts, why not gouge it out and throw it away? It is better to lose your brain than go to hell.

>>38526763
Literally nothing at all about masturbation, pure conjecture. It's about adultery or lustful thoughts. The only thing that could even be misconstrued to be about masturbation is Romans, and even the Douey-Rheims commentary admits that it's intended to forbid sodomy, adultery and such things, not a word about masturbation.

>>38526763
I'm not going to tell you you're stupid or literally insane for believing everything in the bible, but have you read all of it? It has some fucked up shit in it. Killing kids that disobey you, for instance.
But, you do you. Stay as pure as you want until you're married, that's a good thing. Have you ever dated anyone? How old are you?

>>38526968
Even Romans is suspect considering it was composed by the arch-heretic Saul

>>38526074
Why do you find corpses hot if you don't mind me asking?

>>38527244
I'm attracted to decomposition for completey irrational reasons like finding skin slipping and maggots more erotic than tits and ass (unless they're bloated by decay of course). My best guess is I find something more attractive the more obvious it is that it's dead. If there's no doubt in my mind that the body is a still, cool, harmless inanimate object, then I don't have any concerns. If they're even possibly still living then I start to worry about that person, about their ability to backstab me and betray my trust and lie to me and hurt me. If they're dead, I can focus on the complexity of their decomposition, on their pallor, on the way their eyes have glazed, and so on.

>>38526953
Lustful urges come from the world and the flesh, the brain is a mechanism of the soul, and the soul cannot originate lustful urges, only be tempted by them.

>>38526968
It's the lust and selfishness behind the act of masturbation that makes it sinful, you understand. It's an act done purely to satisfy carnal desires of the flesh. If it were possible to commit non-lustful masturbation, there would be no problem. Everyone should be wary of things that focus on selfish, material desires.

>>38526974
Believing everything in the bible is absurd, its tales and events should be taken with some degree of salt, but it is still a holy book and is best served as a guideline or rulebook on the path to heaven. If you question the path in your life, the things you do, or the intentions behind them, turn to the bible and put faith in god, and the way will be shown to you. It's a place of assurance. I had a pseudo boyfriend from middle school until freshman year of high school, but since then I haven't dated, and few have showed interest anyway upon learning about my abstinence. I turned 20 a month ago.

>>38527348
Wow, you're really devout. Where do you live? What's your family like?

>>38527348

> If it were possible to commit non-lustful masturbation, there would be no problem.

It's perfectly possible. Look up tantric practices that have been around for milennia. Masturbation, when done without lustful/carnal fantasy, is a way to circulate energy around the body. and can then be channeled for purposes such as healing.
Orgasmic energy can be drawn up the spine to awaken kundalini.

Except most people don't know this because masturbation was considered so taboo in Western culture for so long that it was never explored.

Alan Watts describes things perfectly when he says that no religion in the world is so unhealthily obsessed with sexuality as Christianity.

>>38527525
Not her, but for a devout Christian, tantric practices a la yoni are obviously sinful even if they're not done with lustful thoughts.

>>38527339
pretending it was legal, would you fuck a corpse? The way you said it sounds hot. I like the thought of a body decaying or being cut up. Always get hard thinking of destroying a persons body. Feels horrible to have these fetishes.

>>38513534
rub your clit side to side quickly.

Devout femanon, I hope you find and marry your true love.

>>38527610
Of course, I would fuckinh destroy one if it wasn't outlawed and I was guaranteed that the body was unidentified. I couldn't do it if the family or loved ones of the corpse could ever find out either. But fuck I know exactly how you feel. I'd give anything to be like the Christian in here who gets more pleasure from servicing their God than themselves.

>>38527930
I doubt she gets much pleasure out of it. Having fun isn't the point of religion.

>>38527930
Do you remember how you found out you were into this stuff? What would you do with a body? I liked thinking of taking the teeth out and face fucking them.

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>>38527348
Wow... just... wow!
The first girl i've ever seen saying that masturbating is wrong. Fuck. You're perfect
I quitted masturbating since last year and i still don't have cancer. Maybe that's one of the medical memes of the last century

You're a really good girl and will find a real good mate. You made my day

Farewell, devout femanon. I'll never forget you. I hope some of your purity rubs off on others here.

>>38528069

She's perfect until you marry her and she starts prohibitively labelling everything you do as "sin", and then your kid grows up with issues due to sexual repression, guilt, self-hatred and a plethora of other wonderful goodies for therapists to deal with.

>>38528529
d/a but she didn't seem like that kind of crazy Christian.

>>38528611
She is, the not crazy Christians masturbate

>>38513842
It's not like it's that hard to find a guy with no female friends.
I would know. And I don't want female friends since they'll just end up hurting and using you.

>>38528712
I meant like the kind of Christian who'll try to tell everyone else what to do. She just seems like she's decided on abstinence for herself.
Isn't something I'd do, but I respect her decision.

>>38528611

>she didn't seem like that kind of crazy Christian.

She's posting on 4chan quoting bible verses and telling people not to masturbate. Draw your own conclusions.

>>38519173
>girl doesn't want to be eaten out
Literally a dealbreaker for me.

>>38519682
>socially retarded dyke is going to lose it before me
It's just not fair.

>>38511424
why masturbate when your bf will do it for you?

it was joke I masturbate a lot because my fetishes are so fucked up I can't get off to normal sex unless I fantasise about killing him or eating him alive and I'm so afraid he'll find out I just shlick when I need relief

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>>38528906
I-I'm not that socially retarded. I think.

>>38528936
>killing him or eating him alive
Just your boyfriend, or do you have more generalized murder fantasies? Erotic ones I mean. This is interesting to me because I never made the connection between shlick fantasies and murder fantasies.

>>38529103
>I-I'm not that socially retarded. I think.
I talked to you. You are.

>>38529103
murder fantasies in general I always get off to thinking of holding someone down and feeling their struggles slow down and die or something like that it's just dating him I'm usually thinking of him when I shlick

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>>38529136
Fair enough, I am a little. I'll blame the pills.

>>38529172
>mfw
What's your favorite method of murder?

>tfw prefer to masturbate to women masturbating/getting eaten out than penetrative sex now
I'll probably be masturbating to floor tiles by the time I hit 30.

>>38529225
I like thinking of cutting a vein or something where he slowly passes out bleeding

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>>38529253
Nothing weird about that at all, girls masturbating is one of the few bearable genres of mainstream porn.

>>38529283
That's fair. But no torture or excessive dismemberment or some such thing?

>>38529339
oh yeah before killing I want to hurt him so much he's crying and begging me to stop especially if he's struggling and wriggling and I'm riding him the whole time
I also thought about suffocating him against my pussy
tfw talking about this makes me really wet

>>38529339
Well, but penetrative sex is starting to lose it's luster (although I've never had it). I'm more interested in eating a girl out and doing various fetish acts than sex themself.

>>38527960
I shouldn't say pleasure. Satisfaction?

>>38528023
I've always been into this stuff, as fsr back as I can remember. I've always wanted to be with a very decomposed body and slowly mutilate it. Stuff like scooping out their liquefying eyes and rolling them around my tongue. Or using a large knife to peel away large flaps of skin and muscle and put them inside of me while I grind against the body. Or completely degloving their hands, putting the skin over my own, and masturbating so it feels like the corpse is the one fingering me.

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>>38529394
Where would you cut him? I assume if you do it while having sex with him, you'd cut his wrists or something? Not his throat if he still needs to cry and beg.
You're welcome. Interesting stuff, gotta say.

>>38529396
Don't worry anon, I'm pretty sure penetrative sex is pretty lackluster for most girls, anyway. And everyone appreciates good oral.

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>>38529509
yeah I think more inner thighs or under arms would be hotter also accidentally cutting the throat arteries makes it spray everywhere and that would be distracting

>>38529481
You're fucked in the head.
I hope you find a corpse in the middle of nowhere and get to act out your fetish in the future.

>>38529394
>I also thought about suffocating him against my pussy
Shit, i'm gonna leak

>>38529558
do you have that fetish too anon?
I want to put his mouth between me and cover his nose while he goes red and tries to push me away but I'm pressing hard on him and he can't get free and he turns purple and gets weaker and weaker and I'm still grinding down on his face

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>femanon masturbation thread
>expect cute stories about sleepovers
>literal murder and necrophilia instead

>>38529639
>do you have that fetish too anon?
idk a girl tried to choke me (she was playing with me) and it felt so good. I told her to do it again, but she found it weird and refused to do it. Since then i've been getting more intersted into it.

Something really weak compared with yours

>>38529556
I know. thanks anon. I hope I never do, the risk of disease would be incredible and I don't know if I could control myself.

>>38529657
I was known by my brother's friends for having the best shock videos to show them. They'd all come to my room or the attic to watch screamers or shock videos and I'd masturbate immediately after they left.

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>>38529657
To be fair, it started out nice and cute.
I think the sleepover stuff is a meme, at least at the few I've been to nobody ever randomly started shlicking. Sadly.

>>38529875
I wanna get in on those shlick sleepovers

>>38529863
I hope you find a nice, clean, disease-free corpse.
And also a boyfriend that will let you cut him up.

>>38529826
what idk why she'd think it was weird?
hasn't she ever tried masturbating and holding her breath? it feels way better than doing it normal

>>38529891
Yeah, I feel like I missed out. Everything the internet told me about Catholic girls school was bullshit.
>tfw no bestie to shyly diddle together under the blankets and eventually over the blankets

>>38529956
I've tried that a few times, actually pretty gud.

>>38529909
You're a good person anon, ty

>>38529875
I went to my fair share of girl sleepovers in my youth. In desperate attempts at normalcy I fingered other girls and played with their nipples under blankets while we watched anime. There was frequent shit where we'd all be sleeping on the floor with tons of blankets and pillows and they'd think no one could tell they were gently fucking each other even though we were all inches apart.

It hurt me so badly that none of that shit ever aroused me. This is the first time I've ever spoken of it anywhere, it's not something that comes up in casual conversation. None of us were raised by very religious parents, just horny teenage girls.

>>38529956
>what idk why she'd think it was weird?
>hasn't she ever tried masturbating and holding her breath? it feels way better than doing it normal

Idk she's only a classmate and was playing with me. I don't know much about her really.

>>38530050
You're not into girls? What are you, gay?

>>38530050
>desperate attempts at normalcy
>better finger girls at sleepovers
Don't get me wrong, I'm literally wet with jealousy but this is very far from what would've been considered normal at my school. But then again, catholic shit like I said.

>>38530050
I dub thee Necro-chan.
More details about these psuedo-lesbian sleepovers, if you will.

>>38529253
>prefer to masturbate to women masturbating/getting eaten out
It's the noises they make, isn't it?
God how I love the noises girls make.

>>38530097
I'm bisexual but only for corpses. A dead body could be a hermaphrodite or have no genitalia and I'd still want to fuck it, but living girls? No ty

>>38530113
Well I figured there was no better way to keep them from questioning my lack of interest in boys and relationships than to act like I was only into them, and only the ones that were sexually abused and would never be assertive, and only when they were all there, and so on, and so forth. There was more to it than just fingering at sleepovers.

Have you ever met a Catholic that had a satisfying childhood?

>>38530134
I usually get called necrofag but necro-chan is much nicer.

>have a friend with a single mother who's always absent
>sleeping over at her house with at least 6 other girls
>they're all into cosplay and start trying on this girl's stuff
>one of the pieces is a leather trenchcoat with no stretch
>no one can fit into it without binding their boobs except for me, the chestlet
>this somehow turns into a breast measuring contest
>everyone is feeling up each other and switching bras and giggling
>the chick who owns the coat has ridiculously huge tits for her age so she has to try on everyone's bra to see how hard it is for her to fit into it
>they all have me teach them how to bind their tits
>I make a show of feeling up every last one of them
>I only realize over 10 years later that this is probably fodder for softcore porn

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>>38530302
>God how I love the noises girls make
Excellent taste anon. Literally the only reason to ever go to plebbit is for audio porn.
https://www.literotica.com/s/just-us-girls-the-storm

>>38530445
>tfw no titcow friend to make fun of me for being a chestlet after some quality no-homo shlick sleepover
Why live

>>38530445
>chestlet
I like you more now.
Cool story. You sound like you're a fun girl. When's the last time you had a sleepover?

>>38530499
lick my clit chestlet that's the closest you'll get to anyone touching it

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>>38530528
I'm 25, last sleep over I had was when I was 15 or 16 so... 9-10 years.

>>38530557
That's acceptable too, although in my fantasies we kept to mutual masturbation more often than not. Just friends doing friends stuff, no homo.

>>38530584
Wow, that's a long time. Do you still have friends you keep in contact with? Would you like me to be your friend?

>>38530603
No more than pussies. Genitalia are weirdly nonsexual to me. They aren't a turn off, they're just like an arm or a leg or something until they're rotting.

>>38530654
I haven't talked to any of my friends from childhood since I moved out of my parents home and generally am horrible at keeping contact. I'd be your friend if you want anon, just be forewarned that I am really bad at keeping in contact so it's probably not worth your time

>>38530809
Aw, that's kinda sad.
Fuck it, I have nothing to lose. NotPat#1174 I'm about to eat and do some stuff but if you add me we can talk tomorrow if you want to.

>>38530809
Post email or discord, I'd like to be your friend too.

>>38530870
Friend request sent!

>>38530903
I'm kind of wary about posting contact info on 4chan, do you have a discord or something you could post?

>>38531014
Who are you, sleeping anon?

>>38531502
A young person who wants to make friends with people because they're extremely lonely and for some reason doesn't get attracted to real people.
I'm not really important anon

>>38531820
Are you a real person? Are you male or female?

>>38531881
I'm not sure anon, I haven't worked it out yet.
As for sex, I'm a male, but not of the manly variety at all.

>>38531876
I like your outlook on life. Do you wanna chat later? [email protected] if you're interested.

>>38531978
Does that mean you're a trap? Are you a qt?

>>38532077
Not yet anon, but I'm considering it.
I suppose I am a bit

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>>38523651
Fingers are fine but i prefer using toys because fingers just feel too personal. That sounds stupid but i don't like being in such close contact to my vag. I don't own any actual sex toys but im a big fan of the showerhead and a perfume bottle that looks just like pic related. When i'm very horny i use the shaft of an ice cream scooper like this one: zyliss.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Zyliss-Right-Scoop%C2%AE-Ice-Cream-Scoop71372.jpg.

>>38532677
>When i'm very horny i use the shaft of an ice cream scooper
How does it feels?

>>38527930
Hey could i join that discord? chiefqueef#5499

>>38532867
Can you queef?

>>38529283
I feel the same as you anon. I literally start salivating at the thought of cutting an attractive person open and seeing/feeling/smelling their blood gushing out of the wound. I'd even want to mark them, make art on them like a canvas of flesh. Jeez time to bust out the vibrator.

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>>38511424
i dont use my vibrator desu even though i own one i typically rub my clit to get in the mood and then watch porn and massage the walls of my vagina i know that sounds weird but its like in the pattern of fucking just not actual penetration idk but it gets me to climax and thats all i know

>>38529253
Well, most penetrative porn is made to cater to men's fantasy of sex as "pound pound pound CUM", so it's not surprising that you find women enjoying themselves more pleasing, since it's often actual women feeling actual pleasure instead of staged porn where the actress is in discomfort.

>>38532924
What type of porn does turns you on?

>>38532867
Queef on vocaroo, post it here

>>38532956
creampie stuff or romantic passionate amateur stuff depends on my mood

>>38532924
>>38532995
That's nice. be my /r9k/ buddy

>>38532995
Great taste. Normal porn just seems to fake, at least for me.

How often do you masturbate?

>>38532800
Feels good, i mostly like seeing my "girl juice" in the little hole and uh kinda use it for lubrication. It's an interesting sensation because it's kinda thick. The little perfume bottle is better for clit stimulation, but if i wanna feel "filled" i use the ice cream scooper while rubbing clit or whatever. I don't actually cum from using the ice cream scooper but it's a cool sensation.

>>38532888
Everyone can queef, you just get yourself in a position where your vag is kinda open (all fours works), and then air will enter, and you clench muscles to close vag and then you release to queef. It's just a wordplay on chief keef though.

>>38533023
i am shy klafjklfjlaf

>>38533080
uhhh depends on what time of the week it is i typically do it more when im on my period or close to my period if not usually like 5 times a week tops

>>38533352
we can be shy friends anon

>>38533346
>It's just a wordplay on chief keef though.
I knew that, but I want to hear you queef. Will you do it or not?

>>38533352
>like 5 times a week tops
That's pretty good, really. Not exagerated, neither too unfrequent.

Do you moan a lot while masturbating?

>>38533426
No i will not queef on vocaroo. It just sounds like a regular fart.

>>38533528
Lmao who the fuck moans when masturbating? You've been watching too much porn.

>>38533542
I'd like to put in a vocaroo request. You licking and smacking your lips, and/or fingering yourself.
How often do you masturbate? What's your preferred method?

>>38533564
Not even roleplay and say daddy or something like that?

>i've called myself sempai while jerking off a couple times

>>38533305
What other objects have you used to masturbate?

>>38533364
ok send me info!

>>38533528
yeah dude below is right i dont moan lol unless someone else is pleasuring me

>>38533827
>i dont moan lol unless someone else is pleasuring me
So... Are the moanings real or you just fake them to pleasure the other person?

>>38533886
no they're real i usually bite my lip when i orgasm alone and don't make much noise besides breathing but when it's someone else touching me it's way hotter which commences the moaning

>>38533827
>unless someone else is pleasuring me
Nevermind I don't want to be friends with a slut

>>38533915
tfw screamer
tfw deafened bf in right ear during some good sex
tfw now he makes me wear a gag
tfw I haven't told him how it makes it so much hotter

>>38533915
Got it. Sounds pretty sexy, really.

>>38533987
Fuck off you nasty normalcunt whore

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>>38511424
yes, I can't orgasm too, I can't get wet either. I very very seldom feel aroused at all. I feel it's based in trauma but it's very annoying. I actually managed to get a boyfriend... yes I know... But every time we have sex it hurts and burns for days. And any of the lubricants just hurt, I'm only having sex because I know he likes it, and when we go without it he gets moody... its very annoying. Whenever we have sex I feel like I'm going to vomit. Is there anything I can do? He's my first boyfriend and I never really masturbated or anything before I met him, nothing I read online helps... I KNOW there's femanons on here, Is there anything I can do to prevent the nausea at least?

If you're female and not single go away

>>38533730
mascara brush, hairbrush handle. I much prefer the perfume bottle.

>>38533827
[email protected]
here's some info

>>38534058
Now I don't know much about your relationship, but it sounds to me like he's using you for sex. Go a month or two without having sex with him and see what he does. He's probably not the right person for you.

>>38534075
Will you be my sluttly lewd horny gf

>>38534136
Ah... I don't have any other friends. We actually go for long periods of time since we're long distance, but when I'm near him I can feel he's very sexually frustrated, I just don't want him to be annoyed at all... He knows about my problem but I pretend that sometimes it's ok. I think even if he was only using me for sex, I don't think I could find anyone else to be my friend, so it's ok.

>>38534187
That's not okay. You're better off alone than being with someone that's using you. Please think more highly of yourself and try to take better care of yourself.

>>38534124
>>38533827
Please respond already

>>38534332
No you didn't because I didn't get an email

>>38534145
i'm not slutty, i just masturbate with items... Not horny either, i'm afraid. I only get the urge to masturbate maybe once a week. Also not able to be your gf because of lesbianism :(

>>38534408
>Also not able to be your gf because of lesbianism :(
have you tried being straight?

>>38534242
I think this is the best way to look after myself. I've been hikki for a long time now, nearly 7 years, I cannot live for myself, if I can make him happy and have value to him, that is better than dying in a room with no purpose, that's what I think.


But I just wanted some advice for getting off not a lecture -__-

>>38534421
[email protected]
use this one instead since the other isn't working

>>38511445
fpbp

This thread is fucking disgusting

>>38534378
>[email protected]
i re-sent it to that email...

>>38519156
thats what they all say, but if i cant make myself cum how should i expect a man to be able to

>>38534058
Go to a fucking doctor and get checked out.

>>38534465
I'm not trying to lecture you, just saying you should treat yourself better. You're a person, not a sex toy. If you're satisfied possibly being used by him then continue doing so, I can't really stop you.

>>38534519
>[email protected]
i don't think you're getting my messages soooooo maybe try giving me some other info? do you have telegram?

>>38534529
I emailed you back for google

>>38534683
I got your message, and sent one to you from google

>>38515022
Lmao kill yourself you fucking normie.

>>38527869
tried that, sometimes it feels almost overwhelming though and ive honestly been too scared to continue

>>38534704
i never got it :( i'll send one again to the mirian one from a throw away gmail acct i have

>>38534714
id be happy to do it for you

>>38534714
i know what you mean sometimes the nerves become too stimulated where your legs start twitching and it almost hurts from how much stimulation is going on

>>38534737
Alright
I think that guerrilla mail in general isn't working

>>38534058
I knew those feels. Something is wrong. See a sex therapist. If he genuinely cares about you he will be okay with a break. If he doesn't he was never worth it. Get yourself looked at by a sex therapist and a doctor. There might be a legitimate problem.

t. necrofag that went through the same painful shit not saying you're a necrofag just interjecting why I have some insight