It's over

bro how old are you?

>>38511411
Go get a fucking job you faggot

>>38511419
I'm 29 years old but that doesn't matter, I have no qualifications and she fucking knows I won't be able to find a job but she doesn't care and is letting me be homeless because she doesn't want to deal with me

>>38511411
Tough love is the only way to make tough people.

>>38511411
give her the ol' "I'm going to kill myself guilt trip"

>>38511432
Almost 30 years old and still living at home.
What have you been doing this whole time?

File: IMG_3833.jpg (56KB, 693x596px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 693x596px

>>38511411
What a bitch! Not letting you bum off of her for the rest of her life. I can't believe her!

>>38511434
I tried that before and she called the cops, I don't want to go to the mental hospital again

>>38511411
I love you man, where are you? In the US?

>>38511432
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

did she give you an eviction notice signed by the courts? if not, then you don't have to go anywhere
you could also go to a psychiatrist and get diagnosed with autism and get on disability

>>38511432
29 years without qualifications? What have you been doing all this time? And even a robot can get a job in retail, fast food, a warehouse..

>>38511463
Fuck off you stupid normie filth

File: IMG_3748.jpg (122KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 500x500px

>>38511432
Are you a femboy? You can come mooch off of me forever if you're a femboy.

>>38511478
I've helped with domestic chores and things like that

>>38511432
Apply full time to McDonald's, and part time to Walmart or some shit. You need money nia

Get a job in an auto shop chain. They need wage slaves to change oil n shit. Thats what I did

Just get a job. Any job.

>>38511533
I've applied to them multiple times in the past and they never responded, I went in person to mcdonalds once and the lady was obviously trying to laugh at me and got the manager who told me to apply online

>>38511411

If you get a job, even a shit tier fast food or retail job, your mom will probably cut you some slack and let you keep living with her because she will see you're making an effort

>>38511506
What the fuck??? You're 29 years old dude. Helping your mom out with laundry doesn't really amount to much

>>38511572
Are you of the fat flesh, anon?

>>38511506
>domestic chores
Like vacuuming your mom's basement? Jesus

>>38511588
calm down dude, not all of us can be Chad thunderdicks who graduates ivy league and gets a spot at the firm right out of school

>>38511411
Time for some real talk OP. Try seeing this from her perspective. You are actively leeching off of her work, even though you are a grown-ass man. Since you don't have any marketable skills, get a lowskill, minimum wage job before the two month deadline shows up. If you at least put up an effort to try and earn your keep, your mother will probably be much less strict about the two month deadline. You should hopefully have some breathing room at this point. Then you will have to work your way up from minimum wage to a decent paying job. Do this by showing your superiors that you are willing to go the extra mile and work hard. Try and secure a promotion. Then you can move out on a decent income. It's not going to be easy, but it's one hell of a lot better than being homeless. Best of luck

>>38511588
>>38511610
Washing dishes, laundry, cleaning my room, etc

>>38511602
yes and I think my hair is bad or something

>>38511625
>just give the manager a firm handshake, son

>>38511572
*trying not to laugh at me

>>38511612
No, you're clearly the exact opposite. You've wasted 10 years sitting around at your mom's house jerking off to anime. And now that the real world is knocking, you can't even handle supporting yourself

>>38511632
Get checked for ADHD it seems quite likely you have the condition

File: IMG_3805.jpg (124KB, 720x714px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 720x714px

>>38511648
Ew, I don't like fat people. You lost your chance to live with me and get free things by being my lover.

File: 169ffd493df995905409c56dfdd8ac50-sample.jpg (206KB, 706x1000px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 706x1000px

Get fucked you worthless piece of trash. Can't wait for you to become another statistic in homelessness.

When my parents decide to kick me out and my NEETdom ends I'm going to just kill myself.

>>38511478
>you're worthless without qualifications

found the jew.

its okay OP. Your mom won't kick you out. she needs you just as much as you need her.

>>38511632
That's the type of stuff I did when I was 8 bro. Think it's time you catch up with your peers and at least get a job

>>38511432
Dude, I got my Ph.D. at 29. You are fucking pathetic.

McDonalds will take literally anyone. I guess try Walmart. If they turn you away, best of luck. Maybe fake a very public mental breakdown and try to get a social worker / state income.

>>38511679
fuck off normie you're so drab and annoying, no one cares

File: 63465395_p0.png (464KB, 1200x1500px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 1200x1500px

>>38511683
But I'm listening anon

>>38511704
Im fucking trying to get a job but no place is going to hire me and I have bad social anxiety so I don't even know what I'm going to do if one of them asks me to do an interview

>>38511432
She needs to get rid of you. You're a leech.

>>38511696
Good. That way you won't leech off my tax dolars

File: 1422468048603.gif (927KB, 250x230px) Image search: [Google]

927KB, 250x230px

>>38511707
>bragging about getting a phd on r9k

>he's pathetic

>>38511713
Oh, I'm so sorry for being drab. What redeeming qualities do you have again? Fucking none

>>38511411
fight her physically

>>38511746
kill yourself you boring twat!

>>38511750
I thought about that before but she would probably call the cops and have me put in prison for standing up for myself

>>38511725
apply to some government program that gets people jobs.

I need advice. I need money but I'm going to uni on September 22.

How shitty of me would it be to take a McDonalds or retail job and quit in less than two months? I imagine that they wouldn't hire me if I told them how long I'd be staying, so I'd have to lie

File: IMG_3750.png (42KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 256x256px

>>38511717
Become QT femboy and I will care for you. That is all.

If your life has gotten to the point where you're on your knees begging your mom to not kick you out, it would be best for you to just move out.

>>38511764
Prison is preferable to living on the streets. Free food, they'll probably teach you a trade, and you'll be so bored out of your fucking mind the other 70% of the time you'll have no choice but to take classes of some kind.

>>38511780
Also, temp agencies aren't helping me

How to into job? Am NEET. Never jobbed. No experience points.

>>38511411
Parents raise kid to not be functional in society then kick them out, do boomers get off on this?

File: 63512429_p16_master1200.jpg (98KB, 450x700px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 450x700px

>>38511784
Pretty fem. Trying to start hrt soon

>>38511764
she can't drag you out of the house she would be assaulting you

>>38511764
>3 meals a day
>roof over your head
>free cable TV
>nice gym to get fit
>comfy cell mate to cuddle and take benis from
Prison sounds like the answer to your problems, OP.

>>38511764
Depending on where you live you could see up to a year in jail and a fine of $2000 for simple assault domestic. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>38511780
May as well just lie. I've done that a couple times

>>38511836
Idk but my brother was kicked out when he was 16 I was kicked out when I was 19

why do you want to fucking live with your parents? just sell some of your shit and get a wagie job and move in to some place from airbnb. then give yourself time to figure things out

>>38511828
Going trap or just femboy?

>>38511780
Turnover is so high in retail they're expecting you to leave after a couple of months

>>38511411
It's okay dude. I'm nearly the same age and I'm fucked and will end up homeless too. Guess we kind of deserve it.
Normalfags ITT will never understand what we go through and believe me we go through hell compared to them as It's impossible can make any living after 29.
Best start revising how to survive being on the streets or suicide because this is the worse scenario in the universe and there's no escaping it.

>>38511809
You have to be willing to do whatever work they offer you. You can't tell a temp agency that you want to sit on your fat ass all day and play video games.

>>38511863
because i have nowhere else to go I cant just fucking get a wagie job no one wants to hire me were in a recession I dont fucking have anything to sell I could get like $200 max

>>38511856
I left on my own when I was 18 because I wasn't a drain on my family or society.

File: article-2604158-0A2B9476000005DC-397_306x423.jpg (17KB, 306x423px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 306x423px

This board has gone to the normies. Used to be robots were actually welcome here.

OP, here's my advice. Just let it ride. Maybe give your mom some space, go hang out in the woods for a while. Don't say where you are going, but imply that you need to "get out of the house." Once you let her know what it feels like for you not to be around, start doing little things around the house to help. Don't do anything big or obviously sucking up, but make your mom see that you help a little. Then, as the two month "deadline" gets closer, you have to start asking your mom for little things. Maybe a favorite food, or a ride to the store. Your mom will remember what it's like to have a son.

Even if you don't do any of these things, your mom won't kick you out. What is she gonna do? Call the cops? Change the locks? All of that stuff is too much work. She'll just complain for a few days and then go back to normal. I'm sorry for the tough couple months you have ahead, but you'll get through fine. We're all here for you.

>>38511882
I was willing. The moment I mentioned that I was planning on going to uni at the end of september, they immediately told me to fuck off, even though I said I'd do be willing to do anything, even overnight

I guess I should have lied. I learned my lesson.

join the armed forces OP, its basically the only thing that will give your miserable life some meaning at this point

>>38511929
I dont want to get bullied for being fat and I hate physical labor, the army would be worse than being homeless

File: large-1-e1440675584840.jpg (48KB, 349x350px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 349x350px

>>38511884
>were in a recession

>>38511905
We lost this whole damn site to normies years ago.

>>38511937
>serve your country
>get whipped into shape
>get paid a livable salary
>make your mother proud
<you could turn your life around anon

it's fucking disgusting how it has come to r9k being like this you are all asshats for being mean go the fuck away normies

File: IMG_3725.png (142KB, 565x396px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 565x396px

>>38511828
>>38511870
Answer me pls, I wish to know

>>38511937
join Peace Corps or build experience by volunteering somewhere, do something

>>38511964
It's not his country you plebe

File: 63512429_p15_master1200.jpg (117KB, 533x800px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 533x800px

>>38512392
Definitely more trap I guess

>>38511411
therapy sucks but ask if you could see a doctor or some shit.

Rest in Piece OP. Enjoy being a wageslave or putting a bullet in your brain unless you somehow manage to be a NEET. If you do manage to get a job however, there's always plenty of normalfags who are bad at managing finances and thus are looking for roommates to lessen the burden of rent. This comes at the price of dealing with normie roommates, but soon to be beggars can't quite be choosers.

Leave tonight and start begging for money near where your mom works.

join the navy. Wont have to worry about housing, wont have to worry about money and food for a while, wont have to worry about dieing like in the army etc... Thats what I would do.

File: IMG_3832.jpg (118KB, 975x621px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 975x621px

>>38512538
That's what I like to hear. Now show puss-puss.

>>38511411
Develop a firm handshake and start shaking some hands, motherfucker.

>>38511411
>>38511432
If you arent out of the house by the time your 18-19 then you are fucjing pathetic.

Why do moms do this? If she really wanted OP to man up she would have kicked him out ten years ago. Why now? Why lead him on like this?

>>38511755
you're the boring one, you have absolutely 0 experience in life, you never matured and you still slam doors in anger. you are the literal definition of manchild

>>38511432
You're 30 fucking years old and still living at home and you've done jack shit with your life AND you slam doors in your mother's house when you don't get your way

And you still think you're the fucking victim?

>>38512934
Ive done a lot of things with my life they just dont follow your normie guidelines for how I should live life

File: 1495546817639.jpg (8KB, 250x243px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x243px

>>38511411
>This happened to me two years ago
...And it's going to happen again, because I need a second job to move out, but I'm a 25 year old loser with no degree so I'm "not qualified" for minimum wage jobs.

File: 1494957737192.jpg (9KB, 238x192px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 238x192px

>>38511452
>Mom shits out a robot
>Hmmm too late to have an abortion better belittle him for the rest of his pathetic life instead

File: 1499107117435.gif (586KB, 637x597px) Image search: [Google]

586KB, 637x597px

>>38511826
"Every journey begins with a single step, Champ. And now it's time for you step inside the store, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's that simple."

if you're screaming at OP and then unironically call complain about normies in other threads you should leave this board

Honestly steal $500 from her and fly somewhere for a restart. Forget about your mom and your home, these thing have limited your growth and you're turning into a pathetic vegetable. Move to a small town in Germany or some shit

>>38511905
Yeah it bugs me too that this place was designed for the pathetic autistic (but harmless) man children but every time real deal pops up 50 people tell him to commit suicide.

If you don't like robots go somewhere else and be a jerk sheesh

>>38511411
Spend three months learning how to forage and live a primitive life, then go live a nice solitary life in the wilderness anon.

>>38511465
You're a fucking idiot. He's not under lease from his mother. She doesn't need a fucking eviction notice to kick him out. And even if she did, she's given him two months notice which is one month longer than almost any state statute requires. Fucking armchair lawyer.

>>38511632
Congratulations on being on level with a fucking child in terms of domestic helpfulness.

>>38511432
get a sleepingbag and sleep on her porch

that'll teach her

>>38512983
Once you're 18 staying at home is a privilege not a right.

>>38512486
peace corps is extremely selective, you have to be an academic star to be accepted

File: jointhearmy.jpg (49KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 500x500px

>>38511411
Please refer to the picture on the left.

>>38511411
Just kill her, famalam.

>>38511411

Jesus Christ that's fucking pathetic OP. How old are you? Get a fucking job and rent a room somewhere. What the fuck is wrong with you that you insult a woman who's doing you a favor and trying to get you to man up.

>>38511432
Come live with me, I have a nice shed in my backyard.

>>38512839
>Moving out at 18

Top kek your parents probably hated you

>>38511863
Great normie advice dipshit.
>Just get a job bro
>Just b yourself

>>38513213
You're not getting it you stupid normie.
She's the one that brought him into this world in the first place.
Maybe she should have got an abortion or learned to keep her nasty slit in her pants. You can't blame him for something that's not even his fault in the first place.

>>38513348
not mentioning
>just figure it out lol

>>38511419
>>38511430
>>38511449
>>38511452
>>38511463
>>38511478
>>38511588
>>38511625
>>38511679
>>38511694
>>38511707
>>38511727
>>38511746
>>38511785
>>38511863
>>38511882
>>38511929
>>38512839
>>38512778
>>38512931
>>38512934
>>38513311
Look at all of these summerfags. These assblasted normies cant even comprehend the benefits of a neet life

>>38511411
I hope you kill yourself, sincerely.

>>38513504
What? Being in front of your computer all day with absolutely no impetus in life?
Relying on someone else to continue life?
no thanks.

>>38511454
why not actually kill yourself kek

>>38513386
>being a nigger isn't my fault
You're a parasite that I'd gladly terminate in WW3.

>>38513504
>being ostracized by your family
>booted out on your ass with no skills whatsoever

Sick benefits breh

>>38511454
please kill yourself or go to a loony bin.

>>38511465
I have to agree that eviction notices are not required when you are staying somewhere for free. Especially if that free place happens to be your parent's house.

>>38513522
Im pretty content with it. Enjoy the weekend wagie. Dont forget to pay shekelberg his taxes

leave now, and leave a note apologising for the burden you've been.

You're going to have to be homeless for a while: it's gonna suck but it's either now or in 2 months. If you wait 2 months that's it: the bridge is burn and your homelessness is going to be indefinite.

If you leave now you have a chance (only a chance, mind you) of salvaging your relationship with your mother when you come back after 2 years off the grid.

>>38513532
>Skills

Being a slave to jews is not a skill anon

Do you have any skills, interests, experience, anything at all?

Suicide might actually be a good answer; just consider this the end of your life and you personally ending it.

>>38513597
>salvaging your relationship with your mother

why would you want to do that?

>>38513597
and by
>leave now
this anon meant to commit suicide.

>>38511926
this desu

everyone in the jobmarket is lying, and the job market demands that you lie.

they ask for completely retarded amounts of experience for entry level positions, you tell them you have it. They ask for contacts you give them your best m8's number.

Just get a job. You don't need qualifications to work in retail or fast food.

>>38513628
because then in two years you can come back to drastically lowered expectations and guilt and get un-homeless.

2 years of immediate homelessness versus infinite homelessness until death in 2 months.

>>38511764
Attacking your mother for asking you to leave is not 'standing up for yourself'.
>>38511825
You tell them you'll be willing to work for minimum wage, and that you can handle the work. You bullshit. Think of it as a LARP. Worse, lie and tell them that you've not worked as you've had to spend most your life taking care of your sick mother or grandparents which is a full time job since your family couldn't afford a caretaker. They can't actually call your family to verify.
>>38511826
No, but one day they will die. They'd rather see their kid achieve nominal success then die knowing their kid might now be fucked. Funerals are extremely pricey with the debt falling on the closest relative (the child), taxes must be paid on inheritance, and even after that, there's a property tax that has to be made. There's also the fact that a single accident or ill health can land a parent in a nursing home, leaving them unable to care for their child before death. Nursing homes and medical care is expensive. Can't support a NEET when you are dying.
>>38511830
She can call the police to remove her child.

I can't give any advice on what to do to save yourself unless you are American, OP. As someone who has been homeless, it's scary shit if you aren't trolling. Your feelings are very normal.

I'm 20 now and can see the same fate coming to grab me if I don't happen to die in accident, murdered, disease, etc. first.
>No skills
>No talents
>No passion
>Bad physicality
>To normie advice: I tried

>>38511764
You need to be put on medication and in a home. lol i hope your mom 302's you. you're fucking nuts.

>>38513598
I guess starving to death in the street is?

>>38513768
In all honesty, hunger and the elements is a great motivator. I wouldn't worry about it until you get there. If you are U.S., there's ways to make money after 24.

>>38513768
Clearly didnt try hard enough anon. Robots are like fat bitches that go to the gym once a month and tell everyone they "go to the gym".

>>38513504
There's certainly some degree of benefit to pulling off that life as long as possible. However, OP no longer has that benefit. This isn't the issue of him trying to leave the NEET life, it's the issue of him being forced out of the NEET life.

The truth is the NEET life has an expiry date. It may not be immediate, but it will expire.The only chance to be a lifelong NEET is if one happens to get considerable welfare. Even then, you are putting it all on the hope of receiving enough welfare to pay for a home, bills, food, internet, and enough leftover to support hobbies. There's very few who receive this amount of benefit without a child.

>>38511411
>get on bennies if you not already, buy tent, tarp, sleeping pad, stove
>sleep innawoods and live off noodles, tinned meat and frozen veg

>>38511712
>McDonalds will take literally anyone
no they literally won't, they won't hire a dead person or a newborn
fuck off you normie

File: 1500112068641.jpg (14KB, 222x227px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 222x227px

>>38511411
ok bruh here's whats up, she's prolly not going to kick you out but there's obviously tension

you need to start pulling in some money, but obviously going outside is too big a step. Try some online money shit

https://www.thepennyhoarder.com/jobs-making-money/45-ways-to-make-extra-money-online/

or

http://imgur.com/gallery/jcEX52z

Tell her you'll pay her some rent and do this kind of shit on the side. You're not going to be making much money but it's a start and it's more the effort that counts.

Search for something like this that you can do and lurk 4chan at the same time.

>>38513641
Retail requires experience these days.
I've applied to various stores (Target, K-Mart, Save-mart, etc) multiple times, with 24/7 availability. No interviews, ever.

They want it, even if they don't explicitly demand it.

>parents decides they want to raise someone
>has a child
>fails to raise it
>then punishes it for her mistakes
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>38511411
Just fucking kill yourself. Youre gonna die anyways, and its not like youre doing anything with your life.

>>38514033
What are you putting down on your application? Secondly, are you just filling out applications? You have to fill out applications, call, and then you have to show up. You show up for no reason then to pester the fuck out of them. You repeatedly show up to a place, ask to speak to the manager. They'll tell you to fill out the application. You say that you have. They'll tell you to either check back, or you'll hear back from them. You then repeat the process when you've not heard from them. Eventually, they'll pick you. You might just have to show in person to 100 places 20 times each pestering the manager in order to score the job. They never hire people who do not do this.

It's like a big shit test which blows cock. You can't just fill out an application. You can't even leave it at filling out an application and calling. Also, what position are you putting down?

>>38514045
The child is not a dog. You don't just train them like dogs. You are your own person, not just some appendage hanging off someone else.

>>38511411
Take a hammer when she's asleep and smash her teeth in OP.

I believe in you.

>>38511905
The guy is fucking approaching his 30's. I don't think your little psychotherapy would influence her actions.

It would probably put her in state of melancholy/depression if anything

>>38514106
>You don't just train them like dogs.
I never said you did, but personalities and societal function are determined by upbringing (but can be negatively impacted by disabilities) so the fact OP has a shitty personality and cannot function on his own are a direct result of his upbringing and who brought him up? his mother so it's her fault

>muh individualism
you fucking redditor normies need to stop posting

>>38514150
Haha you'll never make it.

>>38511432
You literally fit the definition of S parasite. You should at least have a part time/study so she wouldn't consider you a failure and burden

>>38513153
As long as he receives mail there then yes, she does need to give him notice before kicking him out even if he doesn't pay rent. Also she would need the eviction notice in written form. It's the only thing that could hold up in court.

>>38514181
>Haha you'll never make it.
so no counter argument? also by my and my parents standards I'd argue I've made it

>>38514150
There's plenty of people with shit upbringings who manage to function in life. If he has a disability then he can seek out welfare although he needs a doctor and/or therapist on his side depending on where he lives. Social anxiety is a disability eligible for welfare.

The world is a cruel, depressing place in which one should never put their faith in another to bring about livelihood. To do so will eventually lead to failure. It'd be a great world if people looked out for one another. Unfortunately, the world is not so. At some point, you gotta' realize everyone sucks in that regard to varying extent.

>>38514222
where did I say a shit upbringing causes issues, I said a bad parent does (in this case)
>inb4 but some people with shitty parents are fine
true but they have others to rely on, friends extended family, external role models etc.

in OPs case the fault is on OPs mother for
a) raising him poorly
b) not leading him to be social causing third party influence

>>38514190
Once a minor is legally emancipated, parents no longer have to feed, house, or pay child support for the emancipated minor. Kicking an underage child (meaning under 18 in most states) out of the house, without the child being emancipated, can often be considered child abandonment, which is a crime.

What your saying is true if it is a friend, roommate, family member who was not at any point a legal guardian, or even as far as a landlord. (Even in the situation you drop out from paying rent.) The dark fact is the law makes a single exception. The only exception is if the residence in question is the parent's. It seems fucked, yeah. You'd think the parent would be held more responsible then some random roommate, but the law excludes parents and legal guardians from that process.

>>38514264
Sure, you could force a child to be social. I guess you could force them into extracurricular activities as a child, or take away their computer privileges if they start spending to much time in isolation. We've still got the issue that OP's predicament has now became reality though.

>>38514086
Are normies this predictable or is that really a stale copy pasta.

>>38514324
yeah I just wanted to get my point across to the normies in this thread that ops mum is the one at fault also I think he should just go innawoods, if he buys food it's cheap and easy >>38513982

>>38514331
It's just the unfortunate realization of what normal people want. I didn't say I was great at following through with it, just that's what they want. Usually I crash and burn at following through with it.

>>38511432
please be a larp....

>>38513634
Somehow I managed to get a job without lying. He'll, I applied for a job writing embedded systems in C. They asked me how much experience I have with C. I told them "not much". I start next week.

File: 1489769812442.png (159KB, 409x406px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 409x406px

>>38511432
I hope she comes to her senses, soon.

What a cunt

>>38514358
If she just let him coast by without any say for 25+ years before going cold turkey on him, she's a pretty terrible parent. There are some parents who, early on, are fairly strict about the reality of life, but try to support their children anyways because they care. I don't know whether or not his mom has ever laid down the hammer in the past. If she just kind of casually mentioned it, or made no mention at all, then she's pretty shitty. There's also no say if she ever encouraged him to receive an education, or ever lent any support to assist in navigating an adult life. If she didn't put in an honest effort, yes, she's shit.

>>38511411
>Dad said I can live with him for as long as he's alive and that he'll never let me be homeless
>Scream and beg asking him to kick me out all the time, sometimes ask him to kill me
>He says no
>Sometimes he cries and tells me he's scared of what's going to happen to me after he's dead
>Ask him to buy me a gun and offer to kill us both
>He gets sad again

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET'S SWITCH

OP, be honest. Are you schizo?

>>38511411
Get your fucking shit together OP. Qualifications mean shit to start with. You wont have your first job with a fucking 6 figure paycheck. So stop crying, get a lousy job, be a waiter or a clerk or some shit. Save up to go to uni, and in the meantime look up apartments that you can afford, with roomates if necessary. Youre 29 for crying out loud, you should have got kicked out way earlier.

>>38511411
>>38511432
she won't kick you out make some effort to find a job though.

>>38512839
found the baby boomer

>>38514675
A clerk or waiter with social anxiety? If you are going to shit on them, at least name things that make sense. Inventory, restock, cook, packer, warehouse, receiving, or something like that. Don't just blurt out waiter. Don't babble about university, start with community college or something so they actually have enough aid leftover to pay for rent or at least food. You can't afford an apartment if you don't have fucking money. Maybe saying they should talk to DHS and social services would make more sense then asking them to come up with imaginary money. for an apartment while they trying to find a job while simultaneously saving for an overpriced university. That was terrible advice.

>>38514147
Look if he is still there at 30 like me and my wife (I am going to school) there is a economic reason for it among other reasons like she actually likes him around. Also the older she gets shes going to realize that family is #1 because im sure OPS grandparents are dead among other close relatives.

>>38511964
the military wont accept fatties you fucking retard and he is 29 god damn

>>38512934
I know a 40+yr old man who still lives with his dad.

>>38514605
LOL come on thats bullshit

>>38514440
Well, that's good. That doesn't always happen, but sincere congrats.

>tfw sicilian and can live with my parents for the rest of my life

thank. fucking. lord.

>>38511739
>what is making a point

>>38514900
saying "the average person has achieved so much more at your age" is making a point, dropping the fact that he's better and has a phd is bragging

>>38514868
Thank you. I definitely acknowledge that I got pretty lucky. I think they hired me because I taught myself z80 assembly and made a game for the Sega Master System just for the hell of it, so they figured I can learn on the job.

>>38515004
Sometimes experience can be unconventional.

>>38514894
the nuclear farmy is cancer

>>38515028
t. Faggot who got forced out when he turned 18 and has to wagecuck tje rest of his life

>>38514752
Not all at the same time, one by one. Dont force idiocy on other people's arguments. And saying university instead of studies, not necessarily university. If anyone who would want to make anything out of that advice they would atleast try and understand what i meant by it. Im using the waiter and a clerk as an example of jobs that people without qualifications can get into easily. My entire advice goes with the idea of: including, but not limited to.

>>38512845
I agree, but maybe she's just now realizing her mistake and is trying to correct it. Or maybe she's been telling OP to be productive for years and she's tired of him not listening. Either way there are still alternatives for him to fix his life, he's just too much of a spoiled, lazy, fat, disgusting leech that gives more excuses than effort. How about instead of posting on r9k and wallowing in your own pity with these other losers who are obviously gonna take your side because they're just like you, you go listen to some people who have done something with themselves when they thought it was too late and learn from them, or submit some fucking applications to programs that will generate revenue. Theres the military, peace corps, if youre low income you can get fasfa for college and get your bachelors for free, theres many more examples. Just because you dont want to work doesn't mean its your moms fault that she doesn't want to work for you. YOU should be trying to fucking support HER for all those years she took care of your pathetic ass. But I know you losers are just gonna call me a normie because i'm trying to help fix this guys life but idc it's not hurting me in the long run.

>>38513045
>germany
we have already enough rapefugees if there comes more NEETS to us, my neetbux are takes risks

>>38511411
Kys in front of her with a gun
That will scar her for life
Good way to get back at her

File: image.jpg (24KB, 353x390px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 353x390px

>>38513768
Lol you'll probably die homeless because you didn't start in time dipshit

You tripped at the start of the race and when you got back up everyone was done with their first lap and you haven't even started yours


>coming from someone who is also 20 and has full FREE health insurance from his job

>>38512952
>no qualifications
>done a lot of things with my life
pick one

>>38516702
bill gates
steve jobs
wozniak

>>38511432
>step one: google jobs in my area
>step two: apply for job
>step three: get job
Anon this is not hard shit, you are just lazy as fuck

>>38511411
Join the military, they will house you and feed you in addition to your paycheck. I can only assume your an American.

Refuse to leave. If she calls the cops go to jail. Jail > Homeless

>>38513561
>Im pretty content with it.
Not him, but we both know this is a lie.

>>38511727
>And the government will end up paying for therapy bills the parents will need
You stupid normies never think it through
Always arguing with emotions

>>38511411
Join the Air Force or Navy for 4 years. It'll be a long 4 years, but you will be able to get on your own two feet and save.

>>38516827
Keep convincing yourself that, sheep
>"hur dur everyone has to be miserable according to my rules of what society is"
Yeah no fuck off

>>38516919
>this anger
Struck a nerve, did I? Thanks for confirmind what I said.

>>38511411
Kys and she will feel bad for the rest of her life

Feels good to be in the process of turning my life around while faggots like OP exist. Gives me whiffs of what I could have become.

>>38511411
Wait until she is asleep
Burn the fucking house down
Collect the insurance, mom's pension
Live off the mom's hard labor
Since you have been in a psych hospital before
No jail time for you
Relax in the hospital a while
Like going to a spa
Move to a new city
Enjoy life

OP, here's what you do. ? Don't listen to normies here.
>get a hunting license
>get a gun
>go innawoods
>build a shack
>hunt and eat deer and sell their skins for other food and satellite internet
>???
>profit

Where is your father in all of this, OP?

>>38516763
Who is going to want to hire him? 29 and no qualifications, probably no work experience either. This is a terrible time for anyone looking for entry level work, let alone a young autist like OP.

>>38511764
>Assaulting your mother
>Standing up for yourself

>>38511411

if in 2 months you'll be at least 18yo, then she's definitely right.

you just leeched for your entire life, bro

File: 1499643175395.png (74KB, 300x341px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 300x341px

>>38511411
You deserve this
Good luck on the streets
Should have grown the fuck up 9 years ago

>>38511411
Nigga go to a temp service, get a job and cut that bitch out of your life.

>>38511499
>femboy
>29
Anon i have bad news

>>38513504
Yeah, this board is dead.

File: 1493184754261.gif (113KB, 670x925px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 670x925px

>>38511411
Don't worry OP, all the normalfags in this thread are mad at you for getting to not wage slave for so long.
The rule of getting kicked out at 18 is only enforced by jews so younger people will start contributing to the economy early, and new found tradition that most peoples parents were forced to follow and would be jealous if there kid got the easier treatment.
If there is no hope in staying home I'd suggest finding a cheap apartment or saving up for a camper or something - Could have your pc in them and download games to play while offline. If it makes you feel better I'm about to get kicked out at 19.

>>38511454
Mental hospital means free food and board tho

>>38518250
Working when young was a thing in pre Christian Europe though

You need to grow up and learn to be self sufficient you manchild

File: Magic.jpg (15KB, 212x244px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 212x244px

How can a parent suck so much that one lets their child grow up into a 30-year-old and only then start truly feeling there is a problem that should need urgent and heavy-handed action?
Were they literally asleep for the last two decades or what was it that they didn't sense anything was wrong when little-Tommy didn't go to the prom for example?

>>38518387
Every parent thinks their child is special. What varies is how far will they let the fucker milk them to ""reach his potential"".

>neetfag getting a reality check
Being homeless isn't too bad, you might even be able to eat some days!

>>38514440
that's pretty rad anon

>>38516896
>Long
Military time seems to fly by, and since he's been in a mental hospital he probably won't get in anyways

File: 1486079643012.jpg (77KB, 429x550px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 429x550px

>>38518338
Workdays back then were around 2 hours shorter per person, the parents taught their children how to work their farms or trade - and even then most families would live together.
Now parents don't even raise their kids school or tv do, as well as their never being enough jobs for everyone - A child left to their own devices in modern society is doomed to fail unless they had a good childhood or were born lucky.
>>38518435
Parents of failures should undoubtedly raise them - its less milking them more feeding and caring for a person you forced to exist in a slave world he didn't ask to join. Own up to your mistakes as parents and don't blame the children you had as a scapegoat.

>>38518435
That's the root of the problem right there. In the good old days parent wanted their kid first and foremost to be normal, not special.
Pressure to be super unique makes the kids such sad fucks when they, in the light of overwhelming probability, fail to be famous artists, revered brain surgeons, admired astronauts and settling to be an accountant or a welder is seen more or less as a failure.

>>38518558
There are plenty of jobs just most people wont work them
For example the arbor industry is very shorthanded and you can make good money in it

File: 1488069959774.jpg (45KB, 530x805px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 530x805px

>>38518598
Well the main issue is that if anyone can get by without working, they wont stoop to the level of a normal job - this isnt bad per say for them but most jobs that don't require degrees pay bare minimum and customers or bosses treat you like shit from getting screw'd over themselves and returning the favor to whoever.
Besides automation getting ready to wipe out 100's of jobs most robots don't have career opportunities or any motivation that a normalfag would (Wife, kid, homestead, purpose, lack of depression)
Modern society is a raw deal and OP was right to avoid it for so long, however I do hope he prevails and can find a way to sustain himself.
>>38518569
Normal is avoided for a good reason and that is boredom, certainly being so can make a living but most people are never complacent in it - humans crave exciting and fun endeavors, and tightening that bolt on the hub cap just doesn't feel worth it.

>>38513863
>hunger and the elements is a great motivator
a great motivator to kill yourself, maybe

>>38518859
Modern society is pretty easy desu

>>38518338
Lol no it wasn't. You have absolutely no proof for this absurd claim. Please, tell me how digging through the dirt and finding relics of the past tell you jack shit about the old world. Anything ealier than late medieval is absolute guesswork, as no real written work survives. Just constant conjecture, which is 99% history anyway

>>38511612
>holding down a job and doing other basic shit is a Herculean task that equates to being chad-tier

Dude....

>>38511803
In between the assrape for being a pudgy white bitch

>>38513504
You're trying to enable a life style that's stagnating tons of young people.

He never tried to get a job or even fulfill basic requirements in his life because his mom gave him a risk-free comfor zone where it was simply never necessary.

Living that type of life seems to feed into tons of people's depressions, based on all of the posts talking about ">tfw no gf" or how everyone else has things that people like op don't have due to unfair advantages and the lack of childhood trauma.

She clearly regrets doing this to him now and is fed up with his lack of progress; but is trying to change that so OP can grow up (albeit in a pretty shitty way)

>>38511411
Go to war with your mother, you have youth on your side, you'll win.

File: 1486323811211.png (566KB, 1913x2102px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 1913x2102px

>>38519022
>subjective belief the post
>>38519097
Why even do any of those task if there is no incentive? inb4 don't be a loser bro get a joob
/ Don't be lazy because I don't benefit, enjoy your slavery while I was born lucky or daft.
>>38519125
I imagine some gaybots might like prison if things hit the fan - lots of drama, dick, and drugs
>>38519154
What makes you think op wants to "unstagnate"
into a worker drone society? If I had to do that instead of depression I'd suffer from a bullet to the brain.
Most woman are unloyal and ignore robots / use them for money if they get a job.
If anything she should regret birthing him into such a shit world, and then think about her parenting - and not jump the gun and abandon op to live or die alone.

>>38511432
you deserve that anon, I'd do the same for my children
See it as an opportunity to stop being a fucking fag
I bet if you put on your big boy panties and take your faith in you own hands you will thank her very soon