ideal gf thread

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I made this one myself a few months back.

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>get 15yo gf
>regret

>>38510631
Name of this one?

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>>38511150
no idea

bumping dead thread

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Is why I gave up on dating.

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>>38510614
OC pls dun steal

Can someone post the thicc gf template?

>>38511392
LOVE
and sadness because i'll never fucking get one

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only hope for me tbqh

>>38510975
>she's not real
Dammit.

>>38511422
not with that attitude
I have a plan and the files to print one
https://youtu.be/Qd3QDTPgkOg
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/04/27/report-realdolls-15k-a-i-powered-sex-robot-talks-learns/

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>>38511401
You like 'em Thicc and Juicy, Anon?

>>38511456
I have the skills anon, I work in machine learning. We're not getting true AI for at least 30 years and I can't delude myself into loving a sad bunch of predictable code.

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>>38511401
DIY, Michelangelo

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>>38511426
>please don't leave me
>I won't ever leave you

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>>38511497
If your waifu has true AI she might not be too interested in a relationship with a meatbag. I'm happy as long as it's convincing

>>38511530
Guess I just deluded myself into thinking i'm a real interesting person for some reason.
Well off with the noose then.

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>>38511530
You had better hope she doesn't have true A.I.

>>38511426
just like my Ex
it was a living hell
And yes, she was clingy

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>>38511559
true AI would just be alien to us, wouldn't take it personally. But a relationship with relatively basic AI (or a relatively advanced one from now) wouldn't be much different than any other relationship, most conversations are very predictable as is and relation ships are nothing more than an exchange of goods. You as the man provides social status and monetary gains and she provides social status and cummies. With a robot with not true AI you would be exchanging electrical charge and maintenance in exchange for cummies and the feeling of "love"
>>38511567
calm down Elon

>>38511324
I'm getting there. Even when you're not trying to get with them they look down on you.

>>38510631
This one hurts to look at.

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>>38511426
I look upon this thread and see insecure, short-sighted fools who do not know what they are asking for nor why they want it in the first place. You are better off alone in your misery and desolation than accompanied by the human leech you have depicted in that png. These people will destroy you if you give them your vulnerability to facilitate their malignant urges.

>>38512701
>Robot Rider...a shadowy flight in the world of a gf who does not exist...

>>38512048
We will never get another game like that ever again, won't we?

>>38512701
>not "I love you for what you could be"
this is why you're a robot

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>>38512741
>"I love you for what you could be"

Not even that Anon, but that cut me deep. I wish a girl would say that to me.

>>38512701
This one actually really hurt. I'm starting to tear up dammit.

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>>38512741
>I love you for what you could be
Fuck me man, why couldn't I have typed that that hurts so much more fuck

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>>38510614
>W-well I guess I'd technically still be a virgin
That's not a devout Christian then. Deus vult, heretics.

>>38512388
Fucking post-modernists.
Go deconstruct your skull or something.

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I no longer desire a phsyical female companion but an idea of a female companion.

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>tfw no camping gf

FUCK SAKE LADS I JUST WANNA GO INNAWOODS AND DO BUSHCRAFT SHIT AND BE COMFY WITH A GIRL

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>>38512958
>*Boobs jiggle when signing fast*
>She can suck your dick and sign to you about loving it
>"Ah luv yu"

I didn't know these things in tandem could even be a turn-on.

>>38512958
This sounds really qt
>tfw no short haired deaf gf

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one that exists

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>tfw no nintendo fan gf

>>38512958
This one hit me harder that I expected

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Pure sheep or evil sheep?

im close to getting a mommy gf and im scared im going to fuck it up wat dp

>>38514529
Dont fret on the internet and stereotype a person that likes you.

>>38514683
True. I guess im trying to explain complexities in a fast small phrase thats understandable too comprehend

>>38514710
Dont be afraid my fellow r9k'er. You are starting to grow out of this board thats my point :P

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v put

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>>38510614
kilke 2000

>>38511426
This is my current gf. Ive helped her with her self esteem issues though.

>>38511887
>whohoo

VGN

>>38514822
you fucking idiot, pretty soon she's gonig to realize she's too good for you and leave women are like cats no loyalty they only stick with you until they think they have a chance at something better

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>>38512701
Fuck.
>>38512741
GODDAMN.

MAKE IT STOP.

>>38514884
>cats
>no loyalty

shut up dogfag, cats have loyalty you just have to earn it

>>38514952
>cats have loyalty
oh I am laffin, have fun not being able to go on comfy camping trips with your shitty pet

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Never ever
healslut meme is real btw

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>>38514807
mfw

The Fair Lady was best waifu

>>38514964
>camping trips
>comfy

Even if I wanted to go on an awful camping trip , I would at least be able to leave my cat at home without it spazzing out and thinking I was dead.

Im guessing youre one of those emotionally needy people who needs the unconditional love of a dog

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>>38511508
Cheeki Breeki Waifu

>>38515133
fucking hell man, can I ask like with dogs
>loyalty
>can do nature shit
>have noted positive influence on mood
>decrease anxiety
>great conversation starter with girls when you're walking them

why do you like cats?

template plz

hahahahahah im gay

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I don't ask for too much do I?

>>38515168
My cat
>independent
>her purring is relaxing
>playful
>doesn't bark
>perfect companion while reading/playing vidya/watching tv

It's worth noting I have a dog too, I love him very much but he's more high maintenence than my cat. That being said I wouldn't be able to take my cat out on a run.

I don't really have a problem with dogs, I just take exception to the idea that cats are lacking in loyalty. They're just not as overt as dogs

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>>38515183
LMAO fucking faggot!
jk, I did it for the robot

>>38510614
Psychedelic pls

>>38511324
Well that hit close to home.

>>38510896
No. My mother was like this and it has damaged me irreparably.

Fuck you. Fuck everything you stand for.

>>38510683
you have nice taste anon. wish i could be your gf

Devout Christian for me, please.

>>38514807
>choosing Dark Souls gf
>choosing Gwynnevere
>not choosing sake-legged trap waifu Gwyndolin
Anon I am very disappoint

>>38515083
Abdomen down was a fucking train wreck though. Wish I bothered to get Witch's Ring to hear her dialogue

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feels Wiemar man

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>>38511231
That's poethic...
Like this one

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>>38512701
V2 version, enjoy my fellow feeling souls

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>>38512701
Not the same as this...

>>38515987
that is my gf 100% srs i met her on 8ch pol then she flew here and stayed with me

>no I just want you to be happy for once gf

someone make one for me please I'm autistic and can't into creativity

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>>38512958
>tfw no deaf gf
Anon, please stop

>>38516009
>The last star will wink out.
What did she mean by this?

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Not ideal, but still lovable...

>>38516786
>The last star
>The end of time
Come on anon, this better be a bait...

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>>38514807
>not posting best Dark Souls gf

>>38516829
>will wink out
>wink out
>wink
>out
Who the fuck says that.

>>38510683
>Kafka on the Shore

I want her bros ;-;

>>38516927
You don't like to read, do you?

>tfw too uncreative to participate in these threads
>tfw don't even know what an ideal gf would be anyway

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>>38515987
But thats edgy, anon.

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>>38515288
>why do you browse those weird sites
RED ALERT RED ALERT SHUT IT DOWN DESTROY COMPUTER

>>38517085
That phrase is retarded that's why no one uses it.

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>>38517138
you can try posting your waifu

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>>38511426
Atleast use my updated version. You want her to love you yes?

>>38512958
>tfw watched John Wick 2 yesterday and all I want is a qt butch mute signing gf

>>38517181
I don't even have a waifu. I like your gf pic though

>tfw no loving gf to make fun VNs with

You are very narcissistic and thats one of the biggest reasons why you would never get your ideal GF. You just want someone who would constantly praise you just to support your vulnerable self esteem. Do you have any self awareness?

>>38517175
This is why i don't like English...

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>>38510614
>tfw so much of an insecure degenerate that i legit want someone like pic-related to be my gf

>>38514799
this is really cute
>kanji are considered ascii
robofaggotry

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GIVE ME ONE OF THESE

OR ONE OF THESE >>38516009

JUST GIVE ME A CREEPY-CUTE GF ALREADY REEEE

Psychedelic GF would be the easy winner. I'm not even a drug person, but I'm open minded enough to tokerate them within reason. I have a feeling she'd be talkative, too.

I'm fine with dark skin, but the comments thr black girl made are too degenerate. Pass.

Chirstian girls seem like a snorefest. Boring. They don't like when you contradict them. Virginity is a plus but boredom is obviously a turn-off.

Shy low self-esteem girl screams mental issues and massive frusturation for me. Hard pass, this is esentially a speeding bullet best legt dodged.

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>>38516267
I am jealous...

But what the fuck, why are you even here? If I had a gf I'd be motivated to do something of value.

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>>38516009
>>38518375
>>38518008
What's with you people and getting quasi-demonic gfs?

>>38516009
>>38518668
As i said, i liked the poethic touch on that one, but i didn't make it. I don't like the other two ones though
Which is mine then? Well, >>38516815

>>38518008
Emotional vampire girlfriend sounds like my worst nightmare.

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A feel is a bad choice for close range combat.

>>38511792
anon thats sad and i dont think thats how relationships work :/

>>38515335
how so?greentext story?

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>>38511426
i didn't need this shit tonight

>>38518668
>tfw no demon gf

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>>38512958
>[Can I put my head to your chest while you talk? I want to feel your voice]

>>38515335
My mom was really cold and distant, so fuck you too, pal

>>38518668
Human women all prefer Chad over me, so the next logical step is to go for inhuman gfs that may have different criteria they look for in mates.

>>38510975
Had an online """"gf"""" like this minus the 4chan stuff. She was a piece of shit and installed SnapChat and became a normie as soon as she changed unis and people paid the slightest bit attention to her

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>>38510614

Out of the 4 I pick hoodrat gf. The Christian one sounds boring, the psychedelic one would probably end up doing heroin, and the no self esteem gf would get exhausting after awhile

>>38515438
>Wish I bothered to get Witch's Ring to hear her dialogue

No you don't anon

The feels are to much

>>38515987

>be beaner
>no Nat Soc gf to gas Jews with


Suffering is all I will ever know.

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>>38510614
Caring and dominant girlfriend.

>>38514164
They are incredibly immature, basically children though.

They aren't accountable, responsible, or mature.

Not ideal.

>>38518008
>emotional vampire gf
who hurt you?

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deus dame

>>38518747
One man's nightmare is another man's dream, it seems.

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>>38511422
nigga cheap robot pussy will come within our lifetime unless you are like 50

>>38519686
imagine it, a literal robot breaking up with a robot

>>38518375
I remember fapping to this even though I don't find lolis particular arousing. I must have a smug girl fetish or something

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i think my post keeps disappearing

>>38515987
>Oh I'm a national socialist!!
>Let's gas the Jews and kill niggers!!!
>National free healthcare, what are you a commie??!!!
Every time

>>38519261
>(not literal!!!! I swear!!!!!! I definitely do not want to fuck my mother, no siree!) mommy gf

>>38515987
>>38516267

What national socialist organizations are you a part of?

>>38520528
saved desu

Good taste.

>>38520681
Lol, I don't wanna fuck my mom. I want motherly figure-like girlfriend.

>>38520649
I'd want free national healthcare if there were laws in place to keep the obese from making people fund their lack of willpower and nobody but my own people to benefit from it

>>38512388
Is that a Neofolk/current93 gf?

>>38512958
This hurts my heart.
And it hurts my soul knowing that I'll never have that experience.

>>38518792
oh my god, gf, a bomb!

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>>38519261
This.
>tfw no mommy gf

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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not even in my hopes and dreams

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I'm just gonna post the one that we all want

>especially meeeeeeee

>>38512388
ew
bad taste

>>38515987
>Wiemar
Was meint er damit?

>>38521499
>female robot

Does not, and can not exist, kill yourself for perpetuating this shitty meme

>>38512958
I went to highschool with a deaf girl
She looked like she was half Neanderthal with a brow that hung low over her eyes
She refused to use sign language and instead would always shout what she wanted to say like a caveman

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I want a doll gf

>>38515404
Stop being homosexual you literal degenerate

>>38518375
anime name? hnngg smug

>>38518008
This is the only gf that exists outside of memes :C

>>38521713
even so, just admit that you want one

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tfw no macro girlfriend

>666x666

I think God is trying to tell me something.

>>38511508
>pass the 5.45
God I wish a girl would say that to me irl, I would propose to her on the spot

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>tfw no gf to slay yhwh with

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>Never ever.
This kills me.

Is there any hope or should I just give up already?

Anyone got "0/10 in her own dimension" gf please?

>>38511426
Dated her.
Married her.
Best thing that ever happened.
Im glad i found her first.

>>38522549
>kill record scratch
>she becomes wind and rain
No thx

>>38520715
an ironmarch group. blood and honour, soldiers of odin(although were i live theyre more civic nat.)

and a local skin group i dont wannt give the name of

>>38521906
bumping this cause smug anime vampire needs to be known

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>>38522243
>you will never have a girl like this
Why even live guys?

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alanna rizzo

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>>38522243
IKTF I am 6'3 and want a huge gf

I don't get why I read these threads. It's nothing but pain.

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my perfecc gf

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please can someone made a gf meme of her, i'm currently at work

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bumpping with some oc

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>>38524528
i did it anyway

>>38511324
Why did you make me remember :,(

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Do girls like this exist or is it all but a dream?

>>38526258
mostly of this gf threads are full of dreams.
I hope the artificial intelligence can take over the women, i'm tired of them.

>>38510614
Had the one on the bottom right for like half a year. Its just a way of begging for attention from gullible morons like you.

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The idealization of anything will always surpass the real thing

>>38519418
I'm immature as well so we would be perfect together

>>38515288
>dosen't want to hold hands in public

yo dog I right there with ya
too bad only innocent 14 year olds will think that

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>tfw no wholesome gf

Fuck this man

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>>38519261
Super Freud awaits you.

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>>38511576
>Wahhhh my gf loved me too much and paid too much attention to me waahhhh my life is so haaaard
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>38521443
Where can I meet someone like this?

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>>38521499
>go to post my Ideal gf I drew a month ago
>someone else saved and posted it
Feels good.

an introvert girl that doesnt want to leave me, but its also patient, bonus points if she works as nurse or doctor
such thing doesnt exist

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>>38528537
There's almost 8 billion people on this shitty rock, there has to be at least a dozen for each person's ideal gf in this thread. Don't give up hope.

>>38527904
Normal people don't want to be idolized by their partner. I certainly avoid girls who get clingy like that and I'm sure anon is the same way.

>>38528717
You are right, there might be someone. Might be hard to find somebody that accepts me on their life.
Main reason I'd like to be with a nurse and/or doctor is because she would be able to understand my disability, and I'd be more than happy to stay home doing all kind of house chores and cook their favorite meal.

>>38528774
Get the fuck out normalshit. Most of us have been rejected most of our lives unlike you, someone never wanting to let us go, especially if she loves us for who we are is everyone here's ideal gf.

>>38528814
What do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

>>38521499
>Civilization 2
For some reason every school computer in my old high school had that installed and available in the "history" directory.

Who else/wouldtransformintotheiridealgfmagicallyiftheycould/ here? Would you go after guys who also are like you?

>>38528893
Endocarditis that was not treated fast enough that lead to permanent damage to my heart, one of the things that bother me the most is bradycardia and feeling dizzy at most times. I can function like a human bean for the most part, I should avoid any kind of stress or pressure (for now).

>>38512958
kino tbqhwyf

>>38514164
i know a few girls like this. they're shit.

>>38528139
I wish I knew that too

>>38529129
Damn sorry anon, how bad is it?

>>38516097
>Start opening up to her
>She loses her attraction to you

>>38528944
Why? It teaches them Gandhi was a warmongering asshole that rushed a nuclear program.

>>38518008
This is legit disturbing me

>>38529568
A bit awful. I feel tired or light head most of the time, sometimes I can't focus on simple tasks because heart begins to ache or I start feeling dizzy.

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I am unsure if I would be worthy of a gf like this,

>>38520528
literally my ex the year we broke up

>>38518008
I didn't think I fitted in any gf stereotypes until this

>>38518008
I unorinically would like somebody like that, too bad im boring as hell

>>38510975
Is me but with a mommy gf bottom and poopskin

>>38510614
>tfw no No Self Esteem Gf to make feel beautiful and loved

>>38529853
You like making people feel emotionally drained and feed off their misery to live?

>>38530099
Yes because I'm empty. Is the only way I can feel something remotely pleasant

>>38530075
>until she gains enough self-esteem to go out and leave you
:^)

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>>38510614
This is my dream girl I hope to find her one day.

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>>38530099
that describes /r9k/ as a whole, though

>>38530319
Describes reality as a whole. Without darkness there is no light, without something to burn there is no light.

>>38518008
I feel like this is meant to be bad but I don't understand why.

>>38530420
>tell me about your father
>tell me about your mother
id cry if a girl with actual interest on me ask me these questions

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update origolea

>>38520528
That's literally me
i'm male though

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i made this


bored so taking requests

>>38530388
Think about it.
If you have a girl like this, you'll always feel too drained to do anything. She'll deliberately ask you questions that make you feel like shit and feed off of your misery and fear that way. To top it all off, she's not even physically healthy when she doesn't have emotional cattle to feed on.
That's a shit-tier girlfriend. If you're trying to get the attention of a girl, don't get the attention of this one.

>>38512388
some of these paragraphs are a little too similar to things i've said before.

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It will never happen anyway.

>>38530563
Can you do the gf who's into old stuff but also is liberal and trustworthy?

>>38530523
>Jordan Peterson is my perfect woman.

This is a strange feel.

>>38530879
I don't know what you mean.

originallll

>>38511426
>tfw this is literally me
wew

>>38531040
london?

please be a real girl

STOP THIS THREAD NOW

>>38531117
I'm a girl(male) and I already have a gf who makes me super happy

>>38531146
nice way to bait us and then humblebrag

>>38522243
> I will always protect you from Godzilla.

Where do you buy 150ft wedding rings?

>>38531169
I just browse r9k for fun anon, I like the stories

>>38531252
Ok? I don't give 2 shits.

>>38531290
I hope you have a great day today anon!! :)
do your best

>>38531384
What are you even trying to do here anon? First you humblebrag about your life because you're insecure enough to go to r9k to feel better about yourself, then you randomly talk about how you're not really a robot and come here for fun, then do some weird moral highground thing? What are you even attempting here? This is pathetic.

>>38531456
I want you to do your best to smile today anon!

>>38531500
Well, don't make condescending posts on r9k, retard.

>>38531575
I don't really understand anon

>>38529768
Sorry anon. I don't know that feel but I do have disorders like Sperg that have fucked me over.

>>38530563
>I stalked you before we started dating
That's cute as fuck, true story...

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>>38512388
Bolsheviks must be hanged or shot. No exceptions.

>>38532829
cringey as fuck tbfh

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posted this in a previous thread

>pls no bully

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>>38532854
neck yourself commie

originally

>>38532917
i bet you think socialism is taxes lmao

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>>38532940

R*ddit.

orasfan

>>38533021
sure showed me

just saying, i used to be in your place, used pol everyday, thought i was politically enlightened.

bookmark this page or archive it or what the fuck ever, and set a reminder to come back in 12-18 months. you
will wince in embarrassment.

>>38532940
I bet you think socialism is Marxism lmao

>>38533160
Socialism is the state used to reach communism. Only revisionists argue it as an exclusive ideology. The system of worker ownership can't function within a capital based economy.

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>>38530801
this one fucked me up

>>38510614
Such thing doesn't exist, as real women just can't be ideal, ever. Impossible things are hard to come up with for me.

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>>38532940
PLEASE go back to rebbit. commies are not welcome here.

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>>38521906
>>38523954
It's not an anime just some Hentai manga with 2 parts.
https://nhentai.net/g/169134/
https://nhentai.net/g/192371/

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rate mine
im curious of what r9k thinks of me and my waifu

>>38522243
And its follow-up, the apparently more wholesome (666x662) micro mini girlfriend.

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>>38535113
Of course, I should probably fucking post the wholesome micro mini girlfriend.

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>>38530801
stl;\op this immedeaitley..

>>38535130
I hnnnng'd

I just want someone who would be able to love me. That is the perfect girlfriend. I never wanted anything else.

>>38534881
Is that the vampire loli doujin? Why is this the second time I reckognized it. Fucking hell my life is going downhill

>>38512388
Your prose betrays you for the insufferable cunt you are

Hopefully you're young in which case it would be forgivable and likely just a phase

>>38515288
>tfw I know this girl
It hurts doubly lads

>>38510896
>that xev reference

9.78/10

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I want this. We can be gross together.

>>38535913
2 days? that's baby shit

hit me up when it's been 6 weeks plus

>>38535944
You don't work out every day do you?

But part of the appeal is that she smells after just two days and is self-conscious about it, like a skunk wearing air-freshener jewelry that doesn't do anything but shows that it knows I smells bad and is aware of this.

>>38530007
M I D W E S T
I
D

originally

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Nothing else can satisfy me.

>>38536023
No, I'm a neet, I don't do anything. I wash regularly now, but at one point I never showered, maybe only once every 2 months. It was okay since i didn't move much and since I didn't eat much I didn't get my period either. But I did smell sour. Like death. Was pretty metal desu

>>38535295
Yeah,she was posted in the thread beforehand and some lazy people asked for source.

>>38536314
Sounds awesome. You should go work out. Not even to get in shape, just so you can get damp and sweaty. Don't even have to go to a gym, just run up and down a staircase wearing too many clothes, like sweaters in the summer. Death is a fun smell, but the stench of life is superior.

Speaking of stench of death, what about the scent of life? How does a girl's crotch smell after she gives birth? Is it smellier than the death-like scent of rotting teeth?

Anyway, sorry to go off on a tangent like that. You seem like an okay person.

>>38518668
because they want women who remind them of their mothers, lel

>>38516009
Why i can't have a girlfriend like that, what do it need. I'm willing to do a fuckin ritual anons
>tfw it's truly poethic

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>>38510614
Also...
>Preferably between 24-30 in age.
>5'1-5'6 in height.
>Likes occasionally smoking weed, up for trying psychedelics (not a must, but would be nice).

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>>38510614
I just want Lea Seydoux or a French girl that looks like her. Thanks. Please help me. Thanks.

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>>38530801
>you don't need to be so tough around me
DELET

>>38521499
>mw2
>dragonball
>xbox
>fuck normalfags
either kill yourself or never post here again you normie memer

>>38530641
Same.
>the human body has outlived its purpose
I still think like that sometimes.

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>>38511426
i don't like reading this but i can't not read it and visualize it