What type of guy do gaybots find attractive? No memeing.

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I like this type of guy.

>>38509400

Not too masculine
Not too chubby
Not an asshole

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>>38509400
Mah husbando

>>38509400
Guys who don't act gay. I just want a slightly feminine guy who doesn't act like a fag.

>>38509400
>nice
>not a whiteknight
>actually intelligent
>has to actually wear glasses that aren't meme glasses
Being /fit/ is a sort of bonus, I guess. He can be chubby though.

>>38509400
>tfw still not sure if bi or not.
Went to gay bar, got hit on by older raging homo, felt nothing.
Get drunk with friend, imagine myself sucking his dick. Get sober, nothing, maybe a desire to hug him.
Read post on /k/ about short qt wanting to be raped, raging hardon.

What the fuck do I do? I thought I was over this!

>>38510361
Are you prison gay/""bi""? Do you feel that way after you cum?

>>38510392
I don't know, I just jerked off a while ago and googled "twinks" just not. Not too bad desu...

I'm a 20 year old virgin, I just got out of mental illness not too long ago. Might be why? I have no idea. I have no strong cocklust or anything, just curious. I was crushing pretty hard on this twunk when I was on vacation with him.

Also, these thoughts started during a mushroom trip and hasn't actually gone away since that. I've learned many other things about myself that turned out to be true by using psychedelics, so I'm thinking this might be as well. I sexted with this guy from /r9k/ about two weeks ago as well and it was really fucking hot.

I don't wanna go back to the gay bar, it was nice there but it was all very masculine men.

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>>38509400
Twinks. Cute, smooth, skinny. Fit but not too muscular.

Boyish, not feminine or masculine. Not an attention whore, not vain, unaware or at least unconvinced of their attractiveness.

Nice, kindhearted, innocent, fun-loving. Laid back.

Here's a random example.

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>>38510471
I see. Can mushrooms really make you open up a bit about the gay/bi stuff? I've never tried it myself.
I wouldn't recommend going to a gay bar though. Maybe experimenting with the /r9k/ guy or other robots would be better, just in case. Y-you can't get roofied online haha
But really, if you found that hot then why not just stick to that for now? Experiment and see what you like and how far you'd be willing to go and all that good stuff.

>>38510593
Psychedelics have been shown to increase openness in general (the big 5 trait)

>>38509400
I like feminine nerdy guys. If they can trap decently even better. Dick size doesn't matter to me too much. I mean a micro penis would be new but nothing to turn me off.

I dig HRT titties too so there's that.

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Middle Eastern guys turn me on, especially bearded sandnigger twinks.

>>38510593
>I see. Can mushrooms really make you open up a bit about the gay/bi stuff? I've never tried it myself.
Apparently. Psychedelics are great in general desu. Explore your mind anon.
>But really, if you found that hot then why not just stick to that for now? Experiment and see what you like and how far you'd be willing to go and all that good stuff.
Because I'm not a slut nor do I intend to be. I'm very monogamous and I don't want to have sex with someone randomly. Doing more sexting, eeeh, I don't know man. Where do I even find twinks on this board anyways?

>>38510700
Gross. What will you do when he snaps and tries to kill you before shooting up the local gay club because his parents brainwashed him?

>>38510705
I was only talking about the sexting with the last couple of sentences, but as to how to find twinks on /r9k/, I don't really know. I never look for twinks. You might be able to stumble across a few here and there if you look pretty hard, but they might just be prison gay or have some mental problem going on.

Chubby and muscular with a big gut, tons of body hair and a beard.

>>38510285
>Nice.
Well I could be nice to you, I guess.
>Not a Whiteknight.
Am not!
>Actually intelligent.
I don't really know about that one. I've never done an IQ test, I don't wanna call myself "intelligent" cause that's biased.
>Has to actually wear glasses that aren't meme glasses
I wear glasses sometimes, I'm near sighted so I don't have to wear them 24/7, mostly while going out.

>>38510764
You know non-muslim sandniggers are a thing, right?

>>38510489
>twink
>not attention whore, vain, or unaware

Pick one. They're basically male Stacies

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>>38510821
You sound like you have some real bf potential to me, Anon.
How old are you?

>>38510842
They all come from inbred religious nut backgrounds. Most of the middle east suffers genetic disorders from inbreeding.

Show some class goddammit.

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>>38509400
I don't know for myself, I sometimes mess with the idea of being with another guy. I'm smol but find myself dominant though. Been called cute by both girls and guys which is nice, just get little red when I hear it.

>>38510873
I'll be 18 fairly soon.
I live in Europe, though.

>>38510944
Not the guy you're replying to, but where in Europe?

>>38510951
I originally live in Sweden.

>>38510944
>I live in Europe, though.
Of course. I live in the US.

My taste can vary quite a lot, I like muscle guys, I like chubby guys, I can enjoy hairy guys but also hairless ones.

It really depends on the person I guess, and what matters most, is how loving they are.

>>38510851
Not all of them are like that. The especially gay ones are, the ones that are very vain and insecure and conscious of their appearances.

>>38510972
Ah sorry for that Anon. I'm rooting for you, though!

>>38510944
>soon
MODS

>>38511014
>Ah sorry for that Anon. I'm rooting for you, though!
Y-you too.

>>38510966
Hmm... Would you mind talking to me on Discord?

t. Norwegian

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>>38510874
Gonna need a source on that, buckaroo.

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>>38511054
chill out Randall

>>38509962
I'm not gay, but Garrus is prime husbando material
I romanced him...

>>38510772
>on /r9k/
>prison gay mentally ill
Evrytiem famalam

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>>38511079
Yeah I wouldn't mind, sorry for taking my time in replying, it's like 5:28 am.
I'm a bit shy tho..

>>38511631
Drop your handle here and I'll shoot you a message right now :3

>>38511423
Haha sorry Anon, I just didn't wanna l lie about it.

>>38511642
>>38511631
Sorry didn't read the full picture! Request sent.

>>38509400
Guys in their forties with dad bod. Hairy, but not overly. Facial hair but not a full beard. The kind of guy you'd never think is gay.

>>38509400
Dark and hairy. Middle Eastern guys, Mediterraneans.

>>38510700
>twinks
The older, fit ones are better.

>>38510764
>>38510874
I just love watching christian right-wing nutjobs fucking LOSE THEIR SHIT online whenever they see mention of a Middle Easterner.

>>38512067
Dude fuck off. Why do you have to specifically say that they're Christian? If they were really Christian, they wouldn't be acting like that.

>>38512805
do you honestly think the title of Christian is worth a damn

you are clearly a butthurt Christian desu

>>38513065
And you're clearly an obnoxious atheist cunt.

Tip tip.

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>>38509400
exclusively bears. If youre chubby its all good by me.

>>38513411
No, I'm not atheist.

What I'm saying isn't crazy anon, you need to stop putting Christianity on a pedestal and pretending like Christians are incapable of making rude comments on the Internet

>>38510489
Try vile, shallow and massive sluts. Then they age and nobody wants them anymore because the only thing they had going for them was looks.

>>38513579
oh and im a chubby chaser myself. No twinks or feminine dudes, gross

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>>38509400
Someone like Shinji from P3, I guess?
Just as antisocial as me, but bigger and taller than me. That's all I really want.

>>38509400
Robot(virgin) bf when?

>>38513800
Am I still a virgin if I have a dragon dildo?

>>38514052
Sure. How old are you, Anon?

>>38513800
Never. I will never ever have a bf. I will die alone, miserable in poverty.

>>38512805
Because they are? I'll do one better. They're ALWAYS specifically white christian American males.

>>38514859
Got any empirical evidence to back that up?

>>38514873
Yeah. It happening. Pay attention shitbrains.

Well I take that back. Rarely it's some old white bitch.

>>38514902
Ok, you clearly don't understand what empirical evidence means. You tried.

>>38509400
Effeminate, straight white guys who are younger than me, have long hair (at least shoulder length and bangs), and have large yet girly feet and are smart enough to realize the power their feet have over beta footfags and the earning potential.

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>>38514847
Oh.
>tfw no robot bf then

>>38514922
>Gravity exists.
>YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!!
I hate the low IQ right wing so god damned much.

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Emo boys (alive ones)

>>38514971
False equivalence and deflecting. Just stop posting, retard.

>>38515010
>False equivalence and deflecting.
Yeah no they're not. You're just a stupid, self-absorbed asshole. Whenever someone is raging like a wildfire on the internet that someone DARED say something positive on the internet about a Middle Easterner, it's a white/kike jew (same thing).

>>38509400

I'm into most body types, but I like guys with long hair the most. bonus if he's a lanklet. even though I'm a 5'5 twink I always thought it'd be really hot to dom someone taller than me.

as far as personality goes, I'd be fine with anyone as nerdy as me. nice, aggressive, shy, whatever.

>>38515002
This. Literally the only types of guys I like. Too bad middle school and high school were the golden age for these guys. Can't find too many good ones anymore.

>>38515033
Still no evidence? My oh my, we're having some trouble here, aren't we?

>>38515082
>Heh, obvious reality isn't real. I can just say this because it's impossible for you to track literally every single action of every single person on planet Earth at all times
Wow, you are so fucking smart! Have you considered running for president?

>>38515082
Also, get the fuck out of this thread. It's not about your fucking hang-ups, kike. Fucking jews. Ruining every single god damned thread on 4chan. It's getting old.

>>38515120
>obvious reality
>IT"S SO OBVIOUS BUT I CAN'T PROVE IT JUST BELIEVE IT MAYN
Nah, not doing this.
Show me evidence or fuck off.

>>38515132
You seem upset, almost as if you're missing a little something called... empirical evidence?

>>38515142
Is this like the claim that nobody likes trump is false because you don't want to believe it?

>>38515142
>>38515174
No more (You)s. Back on topic. You will be ignored from this point forward, so stop wasting your effort shitting up this thread with your cancer. Neck yourselves if you want to do something useful.

>>38515193
I have empirical evidence to dispute your claim that nobody likes Trump. You on the other hand, have zero evidence to back your claim up and you get upset when I call you out on it. I highly recommend you graduate high school.

>>38514873
Not him but who exactly do you think browses /r9k/, old black ladies?

>>38515537
Don't reply to the cancer.

i want a cute smol boi to hold

>>38516798
>i want a cute smol boi to hold
choose me

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>>38516807
uwu

pls be on the east coast
even NA to be honest

>>38516818
west coast, fag capital USA desu
come hold me

>>38516835
of course, all the cuties are over there

is this the part where one of us posts our discord? im a tall warm boi who needs some cuddling

>>38516835
>>38516862
temptanon#6008

i'll hold you pupper

>>38510874
>tfw genuinely middle eastern and slightly inbred
my grandparents were cousins. it was a different time then though and they lived in a smaller community where there weren't many other people of our culture and religion around.

i like chubby, or even fat guys.
i dunno- it's just something about them that I really like.

i'm a bear-type too

i like curly haired guys and i'm a big strong manlet with huge arms

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>>38509400
if i were to ever do anything gay with a guy it would have to be with a femboi with a bigger penis than me and he would have to be okay with topping me. i don't think i'd mind being switch either.

if only this could happen for me ;_;

really it depends
just look at this thread. There is both the "prison-gay" type of guy who only likes emo/twinks/feminine guys, and the tubogays that likes cubs/bara style.
Basically if you are okay with dating gay dudes, there is no reason you won t find one.

>>38516926
kos omak 3aha