>When she texts ":3"

Do women even realize that literally everything they do is stupid?

>>38507110
I don't know: it sounded cute and made me sad, it was smart if this was her intent

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> when she texts after all this time

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>when she asks you for relationship advice

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>>38507215
My oneitis told me when she had sexual thoughts toward someone the first time, she was imbarassed but we were really close.
They weren't towards me

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> when she said that she love one
> it is no you

>when you exchange qtselfies with each other

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>>38506965
>when she texts "heyyy"

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>>38506965
>When someone says "owo" unironically

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>>38506965
>when she texts "stop texting me"

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Who here /alwayshastotextfirst/
Doesnt matter what friend it is regardless if they are male or female.

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>>38506965
>tfw you text her and she texts you back the day after saying she was asleep but you stalk her social media and you know shes lying
95 percent of girls are thots

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When she texts you "so we're not burying them at sea, then?"

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>Her
"hey!"
>You
"Hi!"
>Viewed: 2 days ago

>>38507215
lol m2k oregano

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>when she texts first

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>>38507215
>>38507276
>when she tells you right after losing her virginity because she's scared because her cunt is bleeding

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>when you think back to moments in your life where it was obvious that women were propositioning you for sex in their own weird women way and it consumes you with simultaneous grief and regret

>tfw 28 year old virgin

>>38508548
I think I would just off myself then and there if that happened

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>>38507312
> it is no you
This made me hard kek. Thanks anon

>>38508789
I sure fucking considered it, if I'd had a gun I probably would have

>>38506965
>When she texts ";)"

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>when she texts "I feel the same way about you"...than a few seconds later "im so sorry anon that text was meant for someone else"

>>38509454
I refuse to believe this happened.
Please reaffirm my beliefs anon, tell me this didn't happen right?

>>38509709
She was probably legit about the text but wanted to save face because she wants to still hold power over this anon, so she deflected and said it was for someone else. Basically, she doesn't want to appear weak.

>she texts "it's ok anon, you're a 6/10"
I didn't know this would hurt, but this explains why she ghosted me for the most part

>>38509810
>>38507110
Idk man...I'm just puttin' two an two together...really gets the ol noggin' joggin'

>>38509846
Girls are pretty insecure, more so than men. Was she under the influence?

>>38509920
Kek I'm not that anon but no she usually isn't that's a text middle schoolers send.

>when she hasn't replied in weeks

>when she unironically texts ":)"

>>38510325
So I guess most girls have the mentality of middle schoolers then?

>>38509454
>>38509920
>>38510325
>a text middle schoolers send.
This.
That is a text a middle schooler would send because they're fucking retarded and influenced by hormones.
I she was actually sincere in her message but she was actually too fucking retarded or wanted to bait the anon

>tfw ghosted forever for many reasons

all of them relating to me being a garbage can

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>>38510422
Yup. You hit the nail right on the head. Some girls text like that when they like you. Some don't. It really depends.

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>>38506965
>when he texts ":3"

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>>38506965
Girls who still use text emoticons instead of emojis are wife material.

>>38510680
Oh absolutely, I know a girl who is exactly like this. She is amazing. How do you know this? You a psychic?

>>38507110
^refer to this if you ever wonder why you don't have a gf^

>>38510746
In my experience it usually indicates that they have more appreciation for cuteness and are less normie.

>>38510680

It's difficult to tell because text emoticons get automatically transformed into emojis now.

>>38507110
Is it stupid if it works?

>>38510864
I think you're right anon, you are definitely right

>>38507384
I know this exact feel. Feels pretty damn good my man.

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>>38510872
This definitely makes some complications for us. The emojipocalypse is in full force, no doubt.

>>38509709
sorry for the late reply, but yes it did happened, i did like her years ago but I got over her. when I received this message it just brought back those feels.

>>38507215
The most alpha beta to ever beta.

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>>38510452
You might be a garbage can, but you'll always be our garbage can, anon :3