Shit you did as a kid

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>>38506461
>made fun of retarded black kid
>every day for week we would make fun of him
>one day he snaped and attacked one of the guys in the group
>kept hitting him over and over again
>blood everywhere
>I ran away like a pussy
>teachers come running
>everyone there gets in trouble except me
>they try to drag me in but pretend like I have no idea
>got away with it
feels good

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>year 5
>bored with friend at lunch
>decide to take a little trip
>run across the school's field until we reach the fence
>there's a tiny gap just big enough for us to get through
>friend gets through, I am in between the gap
>police car pulls up as I'm stuck there
>officers talk to us about staying in school
>give us a warning that if we do it again they will report us to the school
>shit ourselves and go back to play with the other kids

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also
>year 6
>school is having its yearly trip
>everyone goes off to a farm for about a week
>a small leaving party is planned for when everyone gets back
>decide not to go because I hates the teacher leading the trip
>only me and my muslim friend stayed behind
>we don't really have lessons so we can leave the room whenever we want
>decide to snoop around the empty classrooms
>find closet filled with snacks for the leaving party
>must have been at least 40 bong worth of treats
>over the following week we make our way through the food
>every day, sneaking in to eat it all little by little
>eat about half of it by week's end, open packets with food leftover
>teachers never noticed for whatever reason
>night of the party comes
>snacks are extremely lackluster and spars
>never got caught