Financial fuckups

Cont

> Talk trash about my local dealer (tbf, he was shite)
> "sheeet man, that's fucked up. Tell chu what, cause you hooked me up, I'm gonna hook you up"
> "I...uh...feel you brotha"
> shittingbrix.3gp
> "My buddy, he's got a load he wants rid of quick, his bitch don't like it."
> "H-h-how much he got mon"
> "About a kilo"
> fuckthisguyslikescarface.ini
> "I've...uh...only got 300"
> "He won't get out of bed for that"
> Brightidea.txt
> THE OVERDRAFT!

further cont

> Student overdraft gives me access to another 1200 squid
> execute savvybusinessman.exe
> "I can do more, but I gotta get funding"
> "Follow me whiteboy"
> Leads me away from the bus station, into the outskirts of bradford
> sweatingbullets.css
> 15 minutes of fear later, in the heart of the british ghetto (it's like the american ghetto, but less guns, more knives
> locate a cash machine
> limit of 250 to withdraw. fuck.
> haggle with the darker gentleman - can he do half a kilo for 550?
> he starts to get angry
> tiny bit of piss slides down my trouser leg

>>38505171
Keep going. I wanna hear how you got conned by a roadman, bruv

final cont

> make a pathetic attempt of haggling
> he agrees to 550 and my watch for a half. makes a show of it.
> that watch was only about 100. what a dumb fuck, thinks I.
> imgonnabefuckingrich.dreams
> give him every penny from my wallet, and the watch from my wrist
> leads me deeper into the ghetto. shop signs are no longer in latin font.
> only got 30 minutes till the bus back. time is a ticking.
> fakingconfidence.style
> "er...can we hurry this up bruv? i'm a busy man"
> "it's right here, you wait,. i'll be back in five"
> "er...okay?"
> vanishes into the aether

> I wait patiently for 3 hours for my dark hero to return before realising I'm a fucking moron
> Hang head in shame, walk back to bus station
> Stopped by police on the way back
> 80 pound fine for posession for the tiny bit of weed I did have on me
> No cash to change time on bus ticket
> Sit in ball on cold bus station floor
> Cry
> Get moved on by guard
> Can't even use my watch to see when it's time that I can withdraw more cash
> Curl up near the bus station
> Fall asleep
> Get pissed on by a tramp
> Last time I go to fucking wales, I tell you.

>>38504660
>>38504942
>>38505171
>>38505515

You're a fucking idiot. You deserved this.

>>38505553

I completely, completely agree.

Less of a fucking idiot. Now I drive. Less talking to strangers.

You stupid fucking cunt.

1: put $2,300 in repairs in a car I bought for $1,200 (was a stupid teenager at the time)

2: bought an $80 dollar retro vidjya on eBay. Seller didn't include pic of bottom of disc. Bought it anyway. Game was scratched to fuck and wouldn't play. This was before paypal stuck up for buyers, this was back when if you got screwed you were just boned.

3: threw away an old toy I had from childhood, find out a year later it was worth $3,000.

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Not buying bitcoins in time due to pure laziness. I sent this today and saw the moon mission when I got back, I feel like throwing up

>>38506279

We all did it anon. Don't lose sleep over it.

that's what mandems gets for bein a little batyboy

getting my 3000 dollar vidja knife scammed from me

misplaced a wallet with about 2k in burgerbux
Im probably the biggest tard on this board