The Fembot Thread

I'm more afraid of dying young without being able to accomplish my goals. I'd be fine with being alone if it means success.

I'm currently medicated but still quite depressed. I cope with escapism and fixation on fictional characters. I pretend that my favorite characters are in relationships with me, and that they love me. I draw pictures of us together, and pictures of them in general, as well as re-watching their source material over and over obsessively.

>>38503865
If your accomplishments do not change the world, they are in vain. The only meaningful thing an average person can accomplish is reproduction.

>>38503920
If I end up alone, I can adopt. If I end up successful, I can get a sugarbaby to spoil and fuck.
I'm sure there are plenty of robots would love a rich, successful sugarmommy.

>>38503975
What kind of sugarbaby would you like?

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>>38503786
haha no
I am a severely underweight anorexic. I will die in my sleep in a few years probably.
I am 23 and don't want to pass on my disgusting genetics. I keep an entire folder of pictures of fat babies on my computer, like 2000 images or so (mostly just stock images). And I play a game where I put on a hospital gown and wipe red ketchup on my groin and pretend I just gave birth to one of them and my fatty genes made the baby fat.
I don't want kids. I want to die.

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>>38503786
implying fembots would shave and not have a big bush.

>>38504247
A pent up geek. Feminine, skinny, or chubby would be fine, but I'm not big on muscles.
Someone in need of reassurance and love, so I can spoil them and make them happy.

>>38504267

Same, to be honest. Except i am fat, i have PCOS and i'm autistic so passing down those genes would be bad. My depression has no cute sice it's all hormonal.

At least i get to participate in the vonlutary human extinction movement.

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>>38504300
I concur
with oregano and fruits or whatever

>>38504300

I wax down there because shaving lasts one day and i'm too lazy to do it everyday.
It doesnt hurt at all to me.

>>38504304
If only we had more girls like you for us unloved ones

>>38503786
Fuuuuuuuuck, those tits, that stomach, Christ

>>38504267
Tell your parents about your health problem. Text your mother right now.

>>38504304
Would you give him sex on tap?

>>38504491
Slutty.

>>38503865
I don't know why that makes me sad. Just the effort you put into escaping into a dream world.

>>38504267
:(

>>38503786
>Fembots, this isn't a trick quest

basically he's asking for availability of your vajayjay

Fembots do you feel jealous of the girl OP posted? She's also a fembot I think.

>>38504515

I'm a geeky awkward girl and maybe 90% of robots that added me from here were testing me and asking me to prove myself all the time. This is why i don't add people from r9k anymore. Lots of insecure assholes.

I remain as the unicorn girl just because a lot of people from here told me "i was too good to be true".

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>>38503786
There is no such thing as a fembot. Stop using it. Women are not welcome here snd do not post here.

>>38504636

It's not slutty if you don't have sex. It's comfy and less itchy. Get waxed there and get none of the itchyness that shaving produces adn see if you can go back to have a full bush.

>>38504894
Can you show anons a picture?

>>38504848
wow!! let me add you!!!

>>38504894

what if, while unwaxing, you accidentally dismantle & destroy the vajayjay?

>>38504924
a picture of the used hairy wax before I trash it?

>>38504924

Posted my thingies on /soc/ so you might have seen them if you go there.

>>38504964

No. I got tired of robots. I come here to share my feels but not my contact info.

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>>38503786
I feared I'll grow old and never find a husband to take my virginity. So instead I'm fucking at least once or twice every month with nice looking guys i meet on tinder.

I don't worry anymore now and i feel better than I've ever been in my entire life.

>>38505032
That's actually hot. I didn't know you were the same unhappy geeky girl. Why do you post nudes?

>>38505071
Please tell me you're joking. Realtalk. You're going to make yourself very unhappy.

>>38504924
>>38504964
You pathetic desperate cucks
>>38504894
Show your picture and ill demean you. Dont reinforce the fact your a slut.

Also this is not /soc/ READ THE FUCKING RULES.

>>38505071
disgusting whore desu.

>>38505071
Fuck off city shit. God I hate my "metro" area.

>>38505071

Is the physical stuff actually enjoyable? Seems like it would make you feel used.

>>38505105
Can't be more unhappy than i already was. And if that happens then i do hope it gives me the guts to kill myself

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>>38505032
>posted my thingies on /soc/

GTFO whore. Do you know how pathetic you are.

>>38504848
I might be insecure but I'm not an asshole about it :(

>>38505071
Where you at? You fat? If you aren't, I'll let you fuck me. Manlet but good looking and can hold conversation unlike these faggots.

>>38505071
>im a strong independent women
>women deserve equal rights and respect

I hope you contract HPV and die of cervical cancer.

>>38504848
Let's be honest here, how many geeky girls have you seen? Of course they're fucking testing you.

>>38505180
Like I said. You're just going to end up feeling used and destroying your ability to properly pair bond with another partner. Someone who actually does love you.

Is the sex even that great?

>>38505071
Good bait. Dissapointed people still fall for it.

>>38503786
These threads are cancer.
Stop asking us questions.
the majority of the responses are from dudes by the way.
Get your dicks out of your hands.

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>>38505201
Not that anon, but I've posted my tummy, cleavage, and clothed rear on 4chan because I was lonely and/or bored.
I'm a KV, am I a whore?
I feel really bad about it.

me at 26: neet, ugly, filthy, hasn't left room or bathed in months, no brand

me now: married, making lots of money at dream job, probably going to inherit the business, closet full of brand

depression makes it so i still want to die, so i smoke a lot of weed. everything else is cool, though.

>>38505293
Theyre actually not, most come from naive dumb sluts desperate for attention eho theyvr finally been accepted into r9ks ranks.

All females need to GTFO the board.

>>38505344
>kv
>not khv
yes you're a dumb whore, you held another man's hand.

>>38505344
You're a whore yes. You should feel bad about it. You won't find a husband, you won't bond with anyone. You're used up. Countless men have seen you naked. Try telling that to your boyfriend.
Fucking women. Die.

>>38505344
>because I was lonely or bored
>am I a whore

Yes. A whore is a womam with no self respect who reduces herself to a piece of meat to total strangers on the internet because daddy doesnt love her.

Kill yourself you ugly cunt.,

>>38505344
You should post your unclothed rear

I'm almost 30 and have never been in a relationship, yes, at this point I've accepted that it's just not gonna happen

I'm not depressed though, I just try to focus my energy on doing well in school or work.

>>38505344
don't listen to anyone, become the alpha slut. fuck anyone who makes you feel like shit, but light their pubes on fire afterwards.

>>38505388
>brand

Kill yourself loli whore.

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>>38505344
>when men are bored they play videogames, jerk off, watch anime, study, create something, talk to friends
>when women are bored they show themselves naked for thousands of horny neckbeards

Who makes up this shit? Unbelievable.

>>38505405
Sorry, I thought the h stood for hugless.
>>38505419
Just because women have been bitches to you doesn't mean they're all bitches.
They didn't see me naked, I was always clothed.

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>>38505549
Oh so that makes it okay? No. You're a promiscuous whore and it will only get worse.
End it now before it's too late.

>>38505549
>she also hug another man
damaged goods ugh

>>38505080

Because i was bored. Simple as that. You might have seen me once ot twice, i'm mostly a lurker. It's nice to get compliments without people adding you and going all that drama and/or tests boys do.

>>38505118
>show your picture
>this is not /soc/

i get mixed messages here. you must be such a player with the ladies.

>>38505201
>Posting filthy frank with impact meme

wew, lad, idk where to start.

>>38505203

I dont know, dude. I mean, it's really hard to keep a conversation with people that are paranoid about you "being real". I am real, and even if i get on the cam people ghost me afterwards. Robots showed me they are worse than chad when it comes to be fuckboys.

>>38505249

You have no idea how many. Specially in the discord groups. This is why i had to forget about getting an actual friend here.

>>38505521
I have depression and I'm a neet who never leaves the house.
>>38505541
I wasn't naked. But yeah, I feel like a whore.

>>38505524
sorry, but you'll have to do it for me.

>>38505576
I was too uncomfortable around the person who wanted to be in a relationship with me when I was eight, so I explained I couldn't and hugged them, then ran off.

>>38505541

Go to /soc/ and see the dick threads, sweetie. Sorry to break it to you.

You can play videogames and post pics, what a mindblowing fact! I bet this changed your life's course.

daily reminder: fembots are a myth. there are no fembots. only men pretending to be fembots

"depressed" women with "no lives" still go out and meet people and have friends and get asked out and have 10,000 friends on facebook

>>38505638
And if you were in any way shape or form a decent human being you would be disgusted by them too.
But the only thing women have are their holes and tits, and they spare no chance to show them off.

>>38505583
Obviously i meant that if you do it ill call you out.

Dumb slut.

You love all these replies you get, dont you? Are you happy that this is the only time in yout life you feel happy and loved?

Why dont you just kill yourself. Remove your busted up roastie cunt from the gene pool, you are useless.

>>38505647
Right on brother. IMO all cucks need to leave too.

>>38505647

Because all women are beautiful no matter what, eh? Life is so easy as a girl, specially when you have to carry a pepper spray to avoid being raped in so many countries and cultures.
Wake up, anon. I'm a robot, but i happen to have a vagina. What is so bad about that? you wouldn't fuck another robot, you just happen to lack the guts to do it.

>>38505788
Oh, c'mon. I only carry around pepper spray to avoid getting raped by old guys.
If a twenty year old cornered me in an alley, I'm not taking out my pepper spray.
I need help.

>>38505788

women don't have to be beautiful to be valued. even ugly "depressed" hambeast fembots have lives and friends and normie lives.

there are no female outcasts

I think you're just a troll, anyway, trying to get a rise outta me

>>38505849
*corners u and notices ur pepper spray* owo what's this?

>>38505686

sorry, honey. Not all the world will share your world views. All you do is "STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT". You missed the point, men and women post their pics and play videogames despite their genitalia.

>>38505788
>you have to carry a pepper spray to avoid being raped in so many countries and cultures.
This meme again. Why don't you move to a safer country then. Am I really supposed to believe you unironically fear for your life every time you walk in the street? Where the fuck do you live, Somalia?

>>38505849
This is what's wrong with your gender. Jesus fucking christ. Every day it boggles my mind these people exist and they vote for who runs their country.

>>38505226
are you stupid? she's having casual sex with dudes much better looking than you, why would she want you?

>>38505888
I don't need the world to share my view. I simply want them to realize they're disgusting whores and people want nothing to do with them and they should all kill themselves.

Fuck off kill all fembot threads.

>>38505588
Don't beat yourself up over a mistake, just grow from it. And don't come to r9k searching for validation or social support. And you better not be a fucking larpfag.

>>38505589
So do you talk to men other than your husband?

>>38505583
What do you look like?

>>38505638
God I fucking love it when fembots get bitchy.

>>38505698

I'm bored, what can i say? You replied, you're angry and thus you're amusing me. Keep on making more replies on this thread, petty little robot. You will sure wonder why you are so lonely later today.

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Post cakes

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Mmmmm cakes! With fruit!

>>38504304
I look really masculine but lack the personality. It sucks because the girls who like really masculine guys like me at first but realize I'm a quiet faggot and the girls who like insecure weak guys never give me a chance. Sucks desu

>>38506045
Any fembots into baking goods for their beaus?

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>>38506045

anon, do you even egg bro?

>>38506062
You're the fucking fruit

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my boobs are fucked

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fembots only want chad eggs.

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CHoclate cakes are great

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Imagine how healthy we would all be if we ate this.

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This is one thread I'm fine with being breakfast bombed.

There's been too much... degeneracy here today.

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This is inside every fembot.

>disgusting

>>38506149

[email protected]

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Vegetables are pretty healthy

>>38505883

Yes they are, but it's easy to make up excuses on why you're so alone and pathetic.

>>38505887

It's my roastie, it will give you AIDS. But it's okay, you can give me HPV in exchange.


>>38505906

Of course, anon. It's just as easy as moving out, why was i so dumb? maybe i didnt move out because i am poor and i didn't buy more money, silly me. I will buy more money tomorrow or milk it from the robots because life is so easy as a girl. Teehee~

>>38505944

Again, you might want to let people like things that you don't without telling them to kill themselves. Sounds like your resentment is talking there, but i will give you the benefit of doubt.


>>38506026

I tried to be more sassy than bitchy and it seems i failed ):

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Eggs and roast. I wonder which FEMBOT is the roast.

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>>38506203
Fuck off whore/LARPer faggot

Back to veggies

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I made these for Op.

>>38505021
>a picture of the used hairy wax before I trash it?
exactly. you read my mind.

>>38506203
:( I don't want STDs..
I'll just go home and cry instead

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>racist eggs

WTF I HATE EGGS NOW

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>>38505788
AAAAH RAPE CULTURE
MISOGYNIST PIGS

>>38506203

"yes they are" doesn't even respond grammatically to anything I said.

And pointing out that there are no fembots is hardly an excuse for why I'm "alone and pathetic."

Holy shit, you have no reading comprehension or critical thinking skills.

>>38506234
>>38506209
is this some new meme you post in roastie threads?

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Beta orbiters need to be gassed

>>38506252
I wasn't that anon.
I'm a kv, don't worry.

>>38506272

[email protected]

what no I love fembots ;)

>>38506289
I wish I could hug you ;w;

>>38506228

Anon, don't talk with your mouth full. You're spilling your autismo on all those veggies.

>>38506252

Anon dont leave. Have breaskfast with me.

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Fembots, are these safe to eat?

fembots do not respond

>>38504267
pls be my ketchup groin gf

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Are these eggs though?

>>38506278
gas me mommy

>>38506203
Would you oblige any sexual fantasies your boyfriend had?

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Wouldn't the yogurt melt quickly on such warm food? HMM

>>38506264

LOOK MAH, I CORRECT THE GRAMMAR OF PEOPLE ON INTERWEBZ, YOU PROUD YET?

You won a golden star for being the defendor of this board. Here, let me pin it on your small wee wee.

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No fembots can cook this. You're all trash. You have nothing to offer but a hole--a series of them.

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>tfw even ginger eggs are robots

>>38506384

I wasn't correcting your grammar. I was pointing out that what you said didn't respond grammatically to anything I said.

Do you honestly not see the difference?

Goodness fuck, the stupidity of the average robot sometimes amazes me.

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what the fuck are grits?

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I LCD dogs

*love

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toasted and roasted. just like every 'fembot'

>starts off with a nude
maybe if females didnt think with their holes and actually chose to put effort into looking at the guy they want with the expectation of long term maybe you wouldnt die lonely.
thats not even mentioning the obvious abilities of a woman to get a man, no matter her looks

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female cooking 2017. SAD!

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Freshly squeezed from your local fembot!

>>38505512
Would you date a younger guy?

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you know what i want? a nice tight virgin scotch

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>>38505512

kys. you've fucked up your life on the easiest mode.

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the true roasts colours
wonder what happens when the overaries die out

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This egg is for all the fembots.

SIKE

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fembots always love attention, look at those orbiters

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Does anyone want to buy my invisible egg?

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>she knows how to cook me some good meal

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>>38506596
Shit like this wouldn't happen if women would just lower their standards a little and not expect every male to be some form of chad

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man i wish fem(((bot))) roasts were like this, shame theres no wiafu virgins, just women

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This is unironincally what the act of urination by femanons looks like.

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>boo hoo im all alone i cant find anyone

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this is the kind of eggs jews get to eat.

>>38506324
N-no I don't like this help

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When I make this the plate is all messy with oil and stuff.

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man i wouldnt want to be such a self centered hedonist that my eggs dry out

better fill yourself up with that BLACK seed

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If these aren't your eggs then you're not a robot.

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better fill yourself up with that BLACK seed as usual

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This is something only hood niggers can understand.

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still more appealing than a disgusting axe wound

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Who here feminist fembot? GO EGGS GIRL POWER YEA WE CAN DO IT

>>38506879
id buy your eggs bby

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This is what happens when you grind eggs.

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>>38506892

too bad I don't serve misogynist racist sexist cis ablists.

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Wrap it up femanons
Wrap it up normos
Wrap it up
Wrap it up
Wrap it up

>>38506925
oh go beat your egg you bubbling slob

>>38503786
Pretty much every night
I dunno if it's depression, it's supposed to be hard for women to get depressed.
I'm always worried that no one will ever be able to look past my personality and love me, and I'm going to die alone in my 60s, probably slipping in the shower or something
I won't have a husband to find me, I won't have any kids to come visit, I don't make friends well, so the neighbors aren't going to worry
I fear I'm going to slip and fall in the shower, and I'm going to be naked and helpless, unable to reach the faucet, cold water spraying me for hours, and I'll have to just lay there trying not to drown, thinking about whether or not it would be better to be found dead or alive, because if someone does find me, I am a naked, saggy old women with literally no one to check on me, how absolutely sad.
Maybe it would be better if I just died in here, at least it would all be over.
I dunno
Sometimes I feel bad

>>38506988
Oh it probably isn't that bad

How old are you again?

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mmmmm im lovin it

>>38506988
Fuck off fem"bot" whore. We hope you die

>>38506278
>Beta orbiters need to be gassed
post feet plz

>>38503786
Not afraid of dying alone. As a woman, having company is easier than it would be as a man, I understand That. There is always someone willing to talk or hang out, on the off-chance that I feel like getting out. In my mid 20's, given up on relationships.

It's not worth the cycle of finding someone I actually click with, enter a relationship with their understanding of me being poly, they refuse to even bring another girl into the mix in the bedroom - so I become sexually withdrawn, only using a clit vibe and various porn instead of sexual intimacy with partners. They are furious, confused, or jealous, thinking that another guy is involved. Even if I give my phone, my passwords. No one can seem to get that I'd rather do my own thing than have boring sex. And no, I put in my own work. I ride dick, suck a mean cock - my fingers and tongue feel nice for butt stuff.

It's exhausting, and easier to just have a cuddle buddy every once in a while rather than satisfy someone while my needs aren't met.

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>>38507049
id put my feet in your quiche

>>38507032

[email protected]

for u

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>>38507049
>shittin up roastie threads
For every "female" that posts here half of them are shitty traps that look more masculine than me. Good on you spammin all this food anon.

>>38507022
22
I'm told by everyone I've gotten close to that I read way too deep into everything, including friendships
Which is to say; I never got close to anyone, I just thought I did
I'm too friendly too fast apparently, I joke with people as if I'm comfortable with them even if we've just met, and I guess that's offensive
I don't know really, I just figure it's nice to make people feel welcome, you know? Like I don't know why you have to have different levels of friendship or friendliness, I figure you should be just as nice to a stranger as you are to your mom, everyone is a person
I dunno, maybe I have autism or something
I've been told a few times that being so friendly is actually rude, and that my sense of humor is a bit offensive sometimes, maybe that's putting people off

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>nobody has posted bacon in this food thread

>>38507093

You are invited to the battle. [email protected]

>>38507100
bacon is like the roasties of eggs, everyone always wants em and they always bother the eggs

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bacon>fembot

>>38507096
Im not too bothered by it, I don't think anyone can be too friendly. but I couldn't tell a proper joke to save my life. I can find most things funny but I'm a dull guy

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>>38507133

fembots are like bacon, you are correct. See how they latch onto the success of the bigger and better sausage.

>>38505583
>You have no idea how many. Specially in the discord groups.
Those are attention whores. Nobody in their right mind joins groups from here.

>>38507177
they always want the big sausage, nothing else matters

see that white bun, how its fluf protects the thin, brittle bacon? yet she gives him no love, only for the sausage

>>38504267
post pics.. you probably aren't as bad as you say .

>>38503786
>using a reddit pic as the OP
this is why fembots need to gtfo

dubs and any of you become my gf

I often fantasise about sucking off my crush. Never done blew a guy before. Is sucking dick irl as hot as it looks in porn? I dream of blowing him while he's standing up, I'm kneeling and there's a full length mirror so I can see his reactions.

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Where you I meet fembots to date and have sex with?

I'm a solid 4/10.

>>38507425
1. no it isn't
2. where the hell is there a mirror that you can see it with your face buried in his belly?

>>38507457
Why would my face be in his belly if he's not fat?