>18
>go to caves in like Kentucky or Tennessee
>Dad and brother go on shorter trip than I do so when we're getting ready they're not there
>everyone is asked to go around and say what they do
>I, at the time a perpetual liar, say i'm "in logging"
>outside, the tour guide picks up this chainsaw and looks right at me
>inside the cave are all sorts of delightful wonders
>like a wall we have to climb up
>they tell us only to climb it a certain way
>I climb up a different way, but make it to the top
>we stop after that and the tourguide says "you guys have to follow directions or we're gonna leave u in the cave-you who did it know who we're talking about
>person behind me who works there (no1 else is) shines her light on me during this schpiel