Am I a normie, r9k? Also, post yours

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Should I get out reeeeeeeeeeeee?

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Close, but no cigar.
>no 10+ friends that would come to your funeral
damn...

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I'm a 100% normie but thank God I live in a place where I'm free of all that toxic """"alpha chads""" that abandon their fathers and measure success in how much sex they have" western culture.

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A-at least it's not a bingo right?

>>38501274
You already posted mine
I'm not joking, I unironically have 0/25.

>>38501274
Well I'm officially a normie now (far right side vertically). 6 months ago I would have flunked hard

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>>38501241
Wew that was a close one, almost had to kill myself. Probably should anyway, just for good measure.

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I am the most normalfag here. I work to get computer parts so I can make my rig better. I plan on eventually making multiple rigs connected together. I plan on daisy chaining together computers to create a super-mind. I plan on somehow making that mind female to become my waifu, then have sex with my computer. I bought a motherboard with watercooling holes even though I don't use watercooling just for this reason.

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Im not a normie because im depressed.

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Do I still have a chance of being a normie if I'm just 18 years old?

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Some are in progress thats why they are yellow.
I lost so much weight in the last year and even gained some muscle.
Made over the past 3 years so many friends, I see 15 regularly and all in different groups and they call me to hang out most of the time not the other way around.
Since I hang out more with people and got so much confidence from my look right now I can hold good conversations.

Just my problem with women. I just don't meet any.
This make me still a kissless 21 years old virgin robot. Deep inside we never change

>>38501743
Odds are more likely you will than you wont my man. :)

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Am I a normalfag? I did not get a bingo

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Tall handsome sperglord

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>>38501241
I'm weird, I don't have many friends and just recently spent my last birthday alone. I don't really care much for people but I have had no problem picking up girls. I even sit alone at bars to drink and get hit on.

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there are way too many normalfags in this thread. they need to fuck off

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>>38501613
>"oh my gawd im so depressed!"

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>not fat
i am skelly
>in good shape
i am skelly.

the sex and relationships was 9 years ago.

no true scotsmen anyway.

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kek not even close

fucking normies get out

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>>38501241
No, I'm not a normalfag. This bingo is shit

>>38501415
... Get the fuck out then, stop polluting this board and your mind with robotics

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I have a job interview coming up on Monday, wish me luck anons

>>38502151

>has had at least 5 sexual partners
>not a normie
>implying this isnt bait

>>38502164
Good luck anon. Life is better with money. You can buy all the pocket pussy you want. Or you can go out with real pussy

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how'd i dewdilllydo?

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>>38501241
I literally have zero from this list

Is there a hard mode available?

>>38502172
I only fuck girls because I used to be really good looking. I don't consider myself good looking anymore. I think about suicide daily and I get anxiety when I have to be around people.

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I wish I was a normie desu

>>38502206
You're still a normie, fucking neck yourself already.

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>>38501241
failed normie coming through

>>38502222
quadratics confirm

>>38502222
You know you could get laid if you put effort into yourself and others right?

>>38502206

>waaa i have anxiety and i'm suicidal, that means im not a normie because no normie has ever felt that way before

kys yourself

>>38502236
>You know you could get laid if you put effort into yourself and others right?
>this meme
normie out

>>38502206
>>38502151
why do well off people like you insist as masquerading as a loser online?

fuck off

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Forced to do the sport, and I don't actually post anything on social media just lurk looking at QTs. Also I'm a skelly so I wouldn't say I'm in good shape.

>>38502236
That's exactly what a normalfag would say, normalfag.

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Wew

>tfw one of the biggest robots in this thread

>>38501474
this

im 22 and got zilch , zero , nada.Normos need to GTFO

>>38502279
It's true

>>38502256
It's not a meme. How do you think everyone else does it?

>>38502269
This isn't the loser olympics, anon

>>38502299
poor you. normie has a dry spell and suddenly his life is just as bad as us

DO you know how ridiculous you sound?

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Going to a concert with friends pretty soon, when to one last year as well

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>>38501241
am I good enough to stay, robots?

>>38502299
>le just bee urself :)
Fuck off from this board

>>38502346
When did I say I was on a dry spell? I had sex two days ago.

>>38502370
Who told you to be yourself? Some of you replying to me now are being mean for absolutely no reason. You definitely shouldn't be yourself

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>>38502270
>Also I'm a skelly
C-cute

>>38501743
> robots under 21 dont exist you still have some time

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A girl admitting her love to you , losing virginity should be an automatic normalfag flag.

You haze ZERO reason to be calling yourself a robot by that point

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>>38501241
I'm a scary skellington and I don't talk to people

>>38501415
Where u from foreign cyborg?

>>38502416
I'm sorry but this, unless it's some very circumstantial thing. such as prostitute or whatnot

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Get your REEEEEE in now.

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Missed my chance at a reverse bingo. :'c

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Well seems like I lost this one or did I?

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>>38501241
Half strikes
>live with the people who fostered me, I call them my parents but technically they aren't
>LDR never met 2 years
>had a girl say she loves you (see above)
>team sport (who the fuck didn't do PE in school)

>>38502389
We're mean because you're a disgusting normie

>>38502637
Don't tell me you think getting laid will solve all your problems....

>>38502649
are you dense?

hes implying that if you have the ability to attract a mate (5 times no less) you have much more going for you as a human compared to someone who is not.You claiming depression is like hearing a 1st worlder calling himself disadvantaged

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Maaaybe 10+ friends would come to my funeral but only barely. Also I'm not fat but I'm not in "good shape" cause I'm a scrawny skel with no strength.

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nigga I ain't a normie. Sadly...

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>>38501802
I'm proud of you anon, don't give up

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I'm on the fast track to normieville

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>>38501241
Im assuming friendships count as relationships

>>38502679
This may be one of the most un-self aware posts I've ever seen. If I can't claim depression because it's like a 1st worlder calling himself disadvantaged then you can't complain either because someone in the world has it worse than you.

Why would you even say this?

>>38502815
Will you piss off already, fucking normalfag?

>>38502836
>say something retarded
>get called out on it
>LEAVE ME ALONE
I hope you don't run away from all your fuck ups like this

>>38502865
That wasn't even my post, you're just annoying

>>38502815
now i get you are retarded , im saying your meme depression aint real not in the 1st world or anywhere else.

Legitimate problems are more than wlecomed to be discussed but you can take your normie shit outta here

>>38502882
>i was just pretending!
like clockwork

>>38502900
>i am the arbiter of REAL depression(tm)
>i have decided that only virgins can have depression
lol

>Legitimate problems are more than wlecomed to be discussed
>I am the arbiter of what can be discussed on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>nothing but whining about being incel allowed
oh boy

>>38502882
;)

>>38502815
you understand that they are hierarchies to problems right and yours just dont match up with ours?

>>38502945
you sound like the type of kid to get angry when he doesnt get what he wants.

Most of us here NEVER had a chance in our lives yet you have?what makes you think you are a robot?

>>38502953
You understand that my problems don't have to match up with yours right?

>>38502909
>cant detect samefag

new and retarded thats just great

>>38503013
>i was reaally just pretending, trust me!
a. tism

>>38502995
>he's started calling other people kid
>he's started projecting
This is an inevitability here. It really needs a name akin to Poe's and Godwin's law.

I never said I was a robot. I said I wasn't a normie. I never tried to be one either.

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>>38503037
>if i derail the argument then mabye they wont realize im a retard!

>>38502998
then don't post here, post somewhere else with kindred spirits

>>38502945
This board already has set groundwork for what is considered a bad life and whats not.

You expect a board full of virgins to take a dude who is not seriously?

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>complemented regularly
By my family. I can almost feel the desperation as they try to give me some self-confidence
>proud parents
They say they are, but I can't believe them.
>tagged with girls
Technicality: school pictures.
>concert
Jazz and piano concerts. I went to one rock concert in a bar, and was pretty well put off of that experience.
>social networking
Facebook, only for a closed group and chat.
>house party
Invited by my sister to a wholesome Christmas party hosted by a friend she was trying to set me up with. It was actually breddy nice, desu, but nothing happened.

this thread is proof that /r9k/ is filled to the neck with normies

its over they took over this shithole

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>>38501387
>>38501613
>>38501935
>>38501952
>>38502115
>>38502151
>>38502198
>>38502515
>>38502527
>>38502559
HOW DO YOU GET SEX FROM A GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

>>38503102
Nah. I posted here when the board originally opened. I'll keep posting here if I want.

>>38503169
I don't care what you do or don't take seriously. However, never being desired by someone doesn't give you carte blanche to make rules here. Especially considering I've been here longer than 99% of you.

A smart anon would take my story and think "hmm.... I guess people who are more 'successful' than me also have problems. Perhaps I shouldn't use my depression and anxiety as an excuse to do nothing."

>>38503245
Ask her if she wants to see your Bionicle collection.

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>>38502151
>>38502527

>do normal things
>im not normal guise

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now im gonna go jerk off and play vidya

>>38503291
>heh.... mental health issues that you share with me are totally normal, normiefag hahaha got em xD

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>>38501274
>tfw no case checked
JUST END IT NOWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's pretty funny that I'm not a normalfag according to this thing.

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I peaked when I was 8

>>38501241
I genuinely hate every single non virgin on this board. I wish wizchan wasn't so dead.

>>38503334
Instead of killing yourself why don't you work on checking some of those things off? A lot of it isn't even hard. It seems like everyone who didn't play a team sport ended up shit.

Kids should be forced to play team sports desu

>>38503365
Because despite what the people here want you to believe having sex doesn't make you a normie just because it's something everyone does.

>>38503378
>spends his time here
>complains the other place he likes better is dead
hmmm......

>>38503393
I'm definitely a normie though.

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>>38501241
Technically the girl told my friend, but it still counts... r-right?

>>38503393
yup completing life goal like other 7 billion is not normal at all.

either step up the b8 or just stop

>>38503415
Sorry anon, a girl telling your friend she loves him does not count.

>>38503443
It's so normal and guaranteed that you might as well say blinking and breathing manually is also normie

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Basement NEETs hate this man!

>>38503415
>girl told my friend
she said she loves you, about you. so yeah it counts-ish

>>38501241
Does fucking a hooker count ?

>>38503540
paying for women is like buying instant access micro-transaction

why?

>>38503313
LOL rip did you get friendzoned?

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aaaaay lmao

guess I'm not such a lost cause after all

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>>38503284
>claims to have been here longer than anyone
>is still complaining about people being mean to him
You don't even know where you are

>>38503213
Oh yeah
>team sport
Every instance was forced by my mom. I hated them all.

>>38503245
>be good looking
>talk to them
>don't be weird or pushy
>don't act like you want sex from them

>>38503922
>thinks anon isn't allowed to complain about things
>thinks being mean to each other is what the board is about
You don't even know how new you are

>>38503922
>he doesn't know how to talk to an audience
Is that why you're here?

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i don't know what to feel about this

>>38504059
>>38504083
hes not wrong crying on about 4chin being full of meanies is entry level.

summer at least attempted to fit in

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made me feel a lot better actually

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i'm a gay btw

>>38504134
>i'll reply to my own post and pretend to be someone else
>that'll show him
lmao

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>>38504387
>its another newfriend accuses anyone who disagrees with him a samefag episode

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Does it count if she said it in a non-romantic way?

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i guess i don't belong here farewell faggots

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I'm a NEET though, very introverted and have one teal friend.

>>38504569
>introverted
>did all that

ok

>>38504569
>one teal friend
Damn dude u lucky I only have a cyan friend

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>>38504592
>thinks introverted equals autistic basement dweller not capable of social interactions

>>38504592
ok
t. introverted anxiety-having autistic non-virgin

p.s. nobody is really from scotland

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>>38504449
>heh.... maybe he won't notice I edited it ;)

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>>38501241
Pics are from years ago and I don't know why I downloaded Twitter.

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>>38501274
Tfw completely unironic 0/25

>>38504652
yes you are important enough for me to go out of my way to edit a fucking (you)

improve your shit bait

>>38504652
this kind of thing is why it's silly to accuse someone of samefagging.
it's easy enough to edit before you post "proof", so why even bother in the first place
>inb4 anon thinks i'm that other anon too

>>38504783
>this kind of thing is why it's silly to accuse someone of samefagging.
>it's easy enough to edit before you post "proof", so why even bother in the first place
This is shit logic. Your conclusion does not follow the premise.

>>38504777
>something that LITERALLY takes 5 seconds to do
>he'll reply which takes even longer
10/10 you're a genius. I bet you're short asf lmao

>>38501241
non of those things are true about me and i'm 27. most people here are normalfaggs tho, pretty sad

>>38504852
Holy shit how did you fuck up your life that badly? You're 27 dude don't you feel shame?

>>38504822
if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in asking for it
if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in providing it
if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in making accusations one way or the other

>>38504938
hes clearly baiting stop giving him replies

>>38504938
>if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in asking for it
>if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in providing it
Irrelevant. Nobody asked for proof.

>if it's so easy for someone to falsify proof of samefagging, what is the point in making accusations one way or the other
This still doesn't follow. Where do you think you are right now?

>>38504968
>everything I don't like is bait
???

>>38503465
That bait was awful, try again please, make it a bit more subtle with smug undertones. Perhaps a dash of witty humour; really gets me thinking

>>38505013
>>38505025
>another faggot who thinks everything that bothers him is bait.

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>>38501241
I didn't score a bingo, so that means I can stay right? Also alcohol doesn't equal recreational drugs correct?

>>38505068
>another faggot who thinks everything that bothers him is samefag.

>>38504970
>Irrelevant
That's what I'm saying.

>>38504970
literally what are you talking about anon

>>38504970
if he responds hes samefag , if he respond with proof hes just a clever samefag. What is the point? The right thing is just not to respond to at all from what im seeing

That bingo is ok but some parts suck because they don't catch the essence of what a normalfag is, but rather bring up some Chad points.
I can easily think of people I know that are total normalfags, but have never played in a team sport, or do one-night stands, or have 10+ friends (well they probably do, but don't consider most of them "real" friends). Not sure about house parties either, because those aren't that common around here (most people here live in apartments rather than houses)

>>38501241
none except 2

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>>38501241
this is not normalfag bingo, I was normal kid till I was ~14 years old, now I'm robot

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I never played in a team sport, just martial arts. Also fuck prom.

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technically not norm but still a cunt

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>>38505083
It does normie, it does

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>>38505402
Well dang. I'm still gonna stay though, I like a lot of you guys and gals.

>>38505246
You are a normalfag. You might be a little quirky now, but let me guess: you have 2 or 3 good friends that you hang out with and get along with? Probably have good connections to some of your relatives (maybe a cousin, sibling) and talk to a girl that isn't related to you at least once a week?

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>>38501241
well I'm 20yo and still studying, so I haven't checked some basic options here.

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>>38505529
>>38501274
>>38501593
>>38501986
>>38502137
>>38502164
>>38502213
>>38502291
the only decent choices
>tfw normies actually took over the boad

why cant the pain stop , you guys have 90% of the internet and 100% of the real world to yourselves.

PLEASE leave us alone

>>38505499
lmao the armchair psychology in here is cuh-razy

>>38505639
not an armchair psychologist. it's just such a common thing to read on here.
>waa waa i'm a robot
>oh yeah of course i have friends, a good relationship with my family, and talk to girls sometimes. but i'm a virgin, therefore i'm a robot!
fuck off

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>>38505615
But I dun' wanna, I like you Anon.

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>>38501241
Well the bingo implies that you would have to make a row to be a normie, and you don't have a row. You should still neck yourself just for not knowing how bingo works.

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It's just me and my cat nowadays. People only talk to me because I'm attractive and that hurts no one will ever like me for being me. I know I have a better life than most, but my entire life has revolved around feeling like I don't belong anywhere, not even here. I feel so utterly alone in this human world.

>>38505670
lmao you sad cunts need to define what a robot is. you're saying being a virgin doesn't make you a robot. others say it's the only criteria

>>38505773
Ok retard, listen. If it was the only criteria, then the two words would be equal. robot = virgin
But that's obviously not the case.
If you're a robot, you're a virgin. But if you're a virgin, you're not automatically a robot.
Basically, if you have friends, you can fuck off normalfag

>>38505829
I have friends and I lost my virginity 10 or so years ago. I'm still a robot.

>>38505499
I talked to "internet friends" once on game tournament that I went too, and they talked about something unrelated to game and I sit silent
That's all my contact with people in last 5 years, I dont talk with my family

>>38505857
thats right im a ugly neet virgin but im still chad

this is a fun game

>>38505898
If you're Chad why are you here? Get the fuck off my board.

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>>38501241
>tfw Cyborg
>tfw don't belong anywhere

It might be worse than being a robot

>>38505761
>entire life has revolved around feeling like I don't belong anywhere, not even here. I feel so utterly alone in this human world.
i am autismo and this feel is my feel.
>tfw can't talk about these and other things to most humans because reasons

>>38505959
beacause im depressed therefore a robot

checkmate

>>38506017
Oh okay. Enjoy your stay friend.

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>>38505857
>>38505773
If you have friends, you cannot be a robot.
Why? Because literal robots (as in: machines) cannot have friends

>>38506051
That's a lie. Some people's best friend is their phone. It's why they're always on it.

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>>38505898
same here buddy i havent had sex in a week somebody PLEASE fucking put me out of my misery already

I'll be a wizard in no time lol

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Cyborg life.

I just need to meet a qt weeb gf and I can knock off a bunch more of these

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>>38506047
thanks bro i think next week i can be chad again but i feel like being a robot today nah what im saying bro?

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hello incels

>>38506134
>nah what im saying bro?
Nobody says this. Stop it.

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Didn't want to be a normie anyways...

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Normie as fuck. Why am I even here?

>>38506301
You're one of the least normie posters in the whole thread. You're missing like 6 squares.

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I don't even know what to think
and someone already said that

>>38505615
Then what are you doing on a normie board? Gtfo chad.

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Fuck, I didn't think I was a normalfag but I guess I was wrong

>>38505529
>He isn't fat
Go away Norman

>>38504722
>His funeral wouldn't be attended only by the municipal grave diggers placing him in a communal plot
Go away Chad

>>38504122
Just get out of here Fabio, back to wagie-world

>>38506812
Why are you such a disappointment to everybody in your life anon?

>>38506924
I'm not faggot, I just come here to laugh at you incels, my bingo card is filled in.

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goddamnit.

used to be an oldfag, but times have changed.

>>38507006
You don't have to lie, anon. I'm already disappointed in you.

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A-at least I'm /fit/, r-right brahs?

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>>38501274
Only would've able to check 4 of these a year ago. Should be able to have this all filled out by next year bar prom if all goes to plan.

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Does Karate count as a team sport?

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only virginity counts

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Debated not checking the prom and concert boxes because both experiences were awful.

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Almost got a bingo, all the stuff that was filled out relationship wise was with a single friend, my only friend.

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I've got so many but not a single straight line.

For context, I was a player in high school but lost all social skill in college. Couldn't give you a reason for it except for jadedness, contempt, or some mental illness I have yet to have diagnosed.

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Probably gonna lose virginity within a month.

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>>38501241
not a normalfag but close

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How did I do?
I'm turning 26 next month.

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>>38507265
>>38507073
>>38507019
>>38506796
>>38506301
>>38506153
>>38505761
>>38505327
>>38505083
>>38504569
>>38504321
>>38504138
>>38503813
>>38502559
>>38502527
>>38502515
>>38502198
>>38502151
>>38502115
>>38501952
>>38501935
>>38501613
>>38501387
>all these nonvirgin normalfaggot redditors
reeeeeeeee get out etc.

>>38507594
>it's another loser who thought people weren't just memeing about being virgins
Dude, it's so easy to fuck sluts. Didn't you think there was something odd about all these "30 year old virgins" running around? lmao come on

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>>38501241
The loneliness is really getting to me

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>>38507668
shut the fuck up filthy norman

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>>38501241
Well this is something

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I thought I was too much of a normalfag until I saw the other pieces of shit here. Why are you people here when more then half of your chart is colored in?

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Some are technicalities but I suppose they count regardless

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Team sport is questionable- on an equestrian team, but the sport itself is mostly individual, just in the same general location as other people also doing it.

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>rarely alone on birthdays and new year
this brings back some memories

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To add insult to injury I have aspergers......

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Being lonely sucks so fucking bad dude. I wouldn't even care that much about being a khv if I actually had some people to talk to.

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guess im not a normie :0)

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WHY IS THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD SO OBESSED WITH SEX ??>??

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>>38501241
Just gotta beee myself :^)

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>>38501241
YES, I HAVE DONE ALL OF THIS AND I AM STILL A ROBOT

>>38507594
>>38505615
Normies actually are over 70% of r9k and they already took over /b/ .... we got to find a new site.

>>38509142
No you aren't a fucking robot. Gtfo. Normies are already far too close to a tipping point. It is going to sink like /b/ sinked

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all these normies in this thread, has /r9k/ become the "i'm sad, make me feel better" board?

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>>38501274
Wow I have done every single one of these things.

What do I win?

>>38502236
Spotted the bingo

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I just fucking winged it. All of it.

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>>38501241
>Somehow managed to get a girlfriend for 2 years when I was 14
>That was 8 years ago

Do the ticked boxes really still count if it happened that long ago?

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muh feels got activated when i realized a gril has never told me she loves me

>>38510435
One day, anon. One day you will have a qt grill lying in your arms while you watch a movie, then she will look up at you and spontaneously declare her love for you.

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>a lot lower than i thought
oh...

>>38501241
Badda boom, badda bing. I am nothing of those things. So I rhyme my crime for I felt that I should KMS. IDFK. Shit is gay and I don't care. People care far too much as to what others think. The world is filled with dumb niggers and rotten people so why give a shit what they think? Because you're a pussy, that's why. Go get bent. Shit doesn't matter. LMAO.

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honestly think being a normie is more a matter of mindset, but whatever

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tfw only lost virginity because i sleep with hookers.

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>just want to make friends
>too autistic to make any real connections, just always there
i just want to feel loved

>>38510309
Yeah I bingo'd like 5 times on this chart dude. I'd bingo Chado too if it wasn't some weird robot made bingo where you have to fuck trannies and go to orgies and shit lol

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Dang man that was close af

>>38511891
You are the definition of an underage normie kys urself wut are u even doing here

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>>38501241
what do I get anons? took a good minute to do

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almost normal AMA

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>>38501241
The Verdict?

>>38512424
>mass replying with no content
>bot evasion
>more lazy bot evasion
why do you have to be such a faggot

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This just made me sad...
I don't like this.

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>>38501241
only because i attended college

Wow I actually crossed the house party one off last week.

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>>38501241
Fuck you OP, I'm not a normie

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>>38501241
What have i become...
I am a fucking normie

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Eyy
I lost my virginity to my gf, we're still together
Who cares if she's a tulpa

>>38512884
>lost my virginity
>tulpa
It doesn't work that way anon

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Guess I'ma true-blue fuckin normalfag.

>>38501241

Every single one minus "good shape"

got into an accident and just started walking again so. I'll get back

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>>38501241
Literally every single one, just too lazy to fill out my own card.

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Felt like a normie filling it out but still didn't get a bingo

I'm not fat but I'm not sure if you'd count hungry skeleton as "good shape"

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doing relatively well in school so parents are happy i think

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4chan is social media and if you don't mark it you're fucking lying to yourself. Social media is literally any website or app that allows you to interact with other people.
>inb4 it's an image board not social media
Image boards fall under the social media umbrella.

>>38501241
The only thing I can check is the 'been to a house party'. Pretty sure I was invited ironically, this was back when I had some friends. So, over 10 years ago.

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Eh still don't co spider myself a normie

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How the fuck I didn't get bingo I don't know. I'll get it once I lost another 10kg

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>>38501241
Still not even halfway there

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These do not count

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>tfw 30
>tfw wizard
>tfw i'm here forever

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BINGO! (x7)
WOW!!!

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I'm a cyborg to a certain extent

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I'd like to think that I'm more of a normie than the majority of the people on this board. The 'can make conversation easily' part is confusing because I hate talking to people and try to avoid it at all costs, but once I do start talking to someone I'm pretty good at keeping it going.

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>>38501241
>Went to prom
Yea I was there
>... and had a date
Tfw

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i am such a normie

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>>38501241
no bingo what do i win?

>>38518154
You have a bingo on the bottom row you dumb fucking normie

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IMO not playing team sports as a child is a very strong indicator a male will end up a robot incel

>>38518222
Nah. Lots of boys don't play team sports; very few end up robots.

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>>38518174
Don't know why i put house part down... here fixed.

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>tfw the only ways to get a bingo are making my dead parents proud, having sex in public or taking drugs

>>38518418
Or pay some prostitute to say she loves you.

>>38518444
oh shit i didnt see that. Guess im a normie after all

>>38518485
All I need to be normie is to move out of mom's basement:
>>38517598

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Im skelly so i dont know if that counts

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>>38501241
wouldn't say I'm in good shape, just not fat desu.
Am I a robot?

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cyborg incoming

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>>38501241
kappa but fr tho im 4/25

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>not a single one

Get off my board, please.

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>>38501241
Yellow is because I don't count head but yes I got head in public and have had at least 5 girls give me head. only had sex with one girl though.