Robots, would you date a girl that never had a bf but got knotted?

>>38499736

Getting cucked by a dog is even worse.

Probably, she'd need to get tested first. I'm not getting parvo.

Throatfucking a girl while she gets knotted is one of my fantasies, so hell yes.

>>38499736
choosing between
>chad thundercuck
and
>sparkles thunderknot
is not a real choice.

>>38499736
Say if a fembot had a rottie and had him fuck her usually twice a day, would a robot still be interested in her.
Asking for a friends btw.

>>38501073
If she is cute and just as kinky with me.
The dog is still not going to sleep in the bed, bitch. Deal with it

>would you date a disgusting degenerate?
People who fuck animals need to be gassed.

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Wow I knew it.
Knotting is the new meme fetish this board is gonna fall for.

Truly there's no depth so low you guys wouldn't sink to.

Literal bestiality holy shit ahahaha

>>38501073
If she kills the dog and gets disease tested, then maybe. You can't just live with the dog and her pretending everything's normal, cause it's fucking not.

>>38501215
But what if the rottie is the biggest cock ive ever had?

>>38501073
Only if she got rid of the dog, never fucked one again, and was disease tested. Then depending on what she looks like there is a high probability.

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>kissless virgin
>into beastiality
Once I have sex with a real guy it'll go away, right?
I feel it might just be a desperate fantasy.

Why is it always dogs?

Is it because lions have barbed penises?

Are horses too big?

Are dolphins too scary?

>>38501305
I can attest it doesnt go away.
Theres something about the same of their cocks and how dirty it is.
Ive had 2 bf, and neither of them have had a cock bigger than my puppy

>>38501331
Id do a horse. Barbbed penis doesnt sound fun, and dolphins would drown me.

>>38501331
Dogs are highly instinctual creatures easy to manipulate into such things. They are domesticated and easy to control.

horses cock would destroy your innards.

I don't know a lot about lions except they aren't domesticated so good luck with that.

I don't even know how you would be able to do it with a dolphin. The logistics are mind boggling. However, some research shows that dolphins are sadistic motherfuckers, so if they could find a way to rape you painfully they would merely for amusement.

>>38501343
Don't dog last like 30seconds though?

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>>38499736
Im not even memeing.
I would marry this type of girl over one that already got dicked by a guy.

>>38499747
You dont have to worry about bastard spawn or AIDS.

Plus dogs cant compete with you on an emotional level, so you are not threatened by them

>>38501438
Some do, some dont.
Kinda like people.

>>38501481
R-really?
Theres hope for me yet?

>>38501331
I did it with an equine but my experience with men has only been bad because of it. Talking about it here I've heard from guys who said they would love it, but I think I'd feel uncomfortable with a guy who was interested in something I regret. Like having been raped as an example, and a guy is into you because he has a rape fetish or something like that.

>>38501331
Because dogs are the only ones besides pigs that will actively fuck a human woman

>>38501212
I have had a girls fucking dogs fetish for over 15 years.

Its hot as fuck. Seeing a girl be horny enough to fuck a dog.

>>38501331
Dogs are easily accessible as pets, unlike lions and horses

Also, girls like dogs (at least working breeds) because they possess a raw masculinity that many modern white boys dont possess

>>38501566
Its kinda weird, i think its hot but im not really overbearing about it. I met a girl in college once who admitted to me after hooking up shed done it with a horse before. I was into it but she said she regretted doing it and i dropped it at that.

>>38501557
There is always hope.
But now just imagine how fucking awkward it will be to try and feel out if your bf is into this.

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>>38501073
BE MY WIFE!
ffs where do I find girls like this IRL

>>38501655
Tbh i dont really care if my bf is into it.
As long as my future bf/husband has a bigger cock than my dog and is dominant and agressive.

>>38501647
I guess that would be optimal, but I've only gotten either extreme. Either guys who hear and want it to even happen again, or the other end the one guy I could have had as a bf got furious about it.

>>38499977
Humans and dogs can't give each other stds, it's impossible.

>>38501708
Unless you live in Banff.

>>38501728
If you lived anywhere near me id suggest we go on a date.
You seem level headed for a girl.

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>>38501740
damn, I'm europoor. I hope you find your husband

>>38501788
I hope you find your kinky beautiful wife anon-kun

>>38501788
Anyone ever imagine girls they know irl getting fucked by animals?

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>>38502002
thanks, I wish I could meet you.
>>38502021
ofc, when I fap I imagine "punishing" my exgf/or some other girl I know by tying her up and making her take the knot then take it in her well lubricated asshole. The key of my fantasy is that she pretends not to like it but actually she enjoys it and even squirts from it.
got a boner just by writing this

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Something like this please

>>38501207
thank god someone said it
originalio

>>38501715
I hate that I will never know you.

>>38502255
Just jealous of the BDC

>>38502268
I hate it too.
I would love someone to talk to about it.

>>38502162
Thats hot anon. Please make it a reality.

>>38499736
Yes, dating a girl who is into bestiality is my fetish

>>38502392
Not sure which anon you are at this point.
If you're anon with the rottie, do you have a throwaway email or something?
If you're an anon just agreeing with me, thanks I think.

>>38502392
would you ever make a vid of you getting fucked by a dog? would you ever send it to someone so he can furiously fap to it? would you ever try anal knotting, like Tatyana from TeamRussia? pls respond

>>38501331
Dogs are more energetic and more available

>>38501438
The cum in like 30 seconds but it lasts like 10 minutes

>>38501305
>>38501343
Stop roleplaying faggots, I thought i was bad, but you are just literally wasting your life shitposting as a girl liking dog dick

>>38502536
Tfw people think my real life is shitposting

>>38501073
>doggo mauls you for trying to fuck his bitch
Idk desu

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Could you even?

How do I stop liking dogs? I want the guilt to end

>>38502581
all femaleposts are shitposts

so yes, you are shitposting

Degenerates, please explain why the fuck its called knotting

>>38502581
post pic if real

protip: it's not

>>38502612
why do you even feel guilty? there is really no need

>>38502665
>can't tell anyone about my desires
>can't indulge desires without feeling like I'm taking advantage of an animal
>desires are bizarre and abnormal

Maybe that doesn't sound that bad but I despise myself for being this way

>>38502581
I legit want to know you and talk to you but in a non-fetishistic way. I am being 100% genuine. I am >>38502443.

>>38502655
Because a dog's penis swells up into a "knot" after ejaculating.

This knotting action prevents a dog from leaving coitus, and ensures as much semen enters their partner's vagina

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>>38502837
Listen here bucko

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>>38502837
how big is your dogs penis?
is it bigger than mine?

>>38503023
Hes a big doggo to begin with.
When i measued him he was 8 inches from the knot. The knot was about 2 inches wider. So 10 inches when he knots me.

>>38501729
Humans can be carriers for dog std's you moron.

>>38502594
You can't just post that and not give sauce senpai.

>>38502581
Post literally 1 (one) photo of your hand

>>38503077
>10in doggo
Having a hard time believing this desu

OK then, nevermind I guess.

Talked an ex into getting licked, but never worked up to fucking.
Also knew several girls into it.
I wa t to watch in person.

>>38501525
>Plus dogs cant compete with you on an emotional level, so you are not threatened by them
What? Dogs make great companions to fill the "lonely/emotional" void. So the only quality that makes you stand a chance with women is your money.

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>>38503158
Not that anon, but here.
I can't think of anything oregano related.

>>38503621
>nails
into the trash it goes

>>38501305
I'd only date a girl who was into it but only in fantasies. I'd be disgusted out of orbit if I knew a girl did it in real life. I couldn't see her as human being anymore.
Stuff like that belongs in the mind only.

>>38503621
Noice. You into dogs too?

>>38503628
Those hands look soft desu desu senpai

>>38503692
>tfw not a human being anymore
I want to die

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>>38503762
You are fucking disgusting. Jesus christ. I don't even want to imagine what kind of person you are. How disappointed your parents must be.
I'd be fine with roleplaying it where I'd be the dog and would just fuck you roughly and grunt and all that.
But the real thing? Holy shit.
Holy shit.

>>38503756
That bike looks blue, what's your point?

>>38503762
Still unironically wanting to talk to you about things besides dog penis and where it's been.
Humans are weird.
Whatever.

>>38503800
Dude, its just a fetish. And as far as fetishes go this isnt bad at all.
There are a lot worse things to be into.

>>38503846
I'm not the person you replied to earlier

>>38503854
Like what? And one can be into it, but actually acting on it is fucked up. It's one thing looking at porn or images of it, but actually doing it...?!

You had sex... with a fucking animal. What in the fuck man.

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>>38503621
Wow it's almost as if you really are a guy. A really faggy tranny kind of guy.

>>38503762
please if you are not memeing get some fucking help. People like you are a problem you have no restrictions. You will fuck your dog to gain gratification, there must be many underlying issues here. I urge you to stop doing this, if any bf you get encourage this just know that he is a beta faggot, and enjoys being cucked by a dog.

>>38503895
Oh, man.
I didn't know that was a thing.
I'm not a dude, but apparently I have guy hands.
Cool.

>>38503930
please be in cali oreginali

>>38503921
Too late her vagina is going to be all kinds of busted up by now from all the knottings.

>>38503272
Are you retarded? Big dogs have massive dicks. That's not even an obscure fact, even normies know it.

>>38503895
I am a guy but have female hands according to the picture, send help

>>38503964
Time to get on hrt sissy

>>38503877
Oh well. 2 out of 3 isn't that bad, I think.

Made a throw away email if anyone wants to talk about dogs.
Not that thursty guy from earlier

[email protected]

>>38503964
same, god everything seems to be stacked against me. it's not fair FUUUUUUCKK

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>tfw will never DP a girl together with a dog
Why even live lads

>>38503959
I don't have a vagina anon, just a bp

>>38504094
anon did you force or coerce your dog into being a homosexual

>>38504140
I don't trust myself enough to own a dog and I've never had one

>>38502594
SAUCE

orginivcbcxt

>>38504197
did you force or coerce someone else's dog into being a homosexual?

>>38504237
No. My friend had a dog that used to try to hump me every time I visited her and she asked me to housesit one time. I never did anything to coerce the dog

>>38503621
Good
Fembots who are not willing to post tits should at least post hands desu

>>38499736
Sure why not? I would expect her to bring me with her for that. I want to get knotted too.

>>38504367
so the dog was homosex (or at least bi) already, ok.
did you ever touch his donger?
greentext anon

>>38504439
>so the dog was homosex (or at least bi) already, ok.
I'm a girl (male), you're bullying me anon

>>38504507
i am sorry anon, i didn't mean to bully
i should check my vocab.
this ...transgression aside, greentext pls.

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>>38501331
To my knowledge, at least for guys, there are two major points about having sex with a dolphin:
>Female dolphins secrete a hormone that prolongs the orgasm, to the point where you're ejaculating for actual minutes.
>The vagina is completely muscular and manipulable by the dolphin, but it might be so strong it could rip your dick off.

The latter point may just be a rumor to scare people, though.

>>38504779
>Female dolphins secrete a hormone that prolongs the orgasm, to the point where you're ejaculating for actual minutes.
but does this work on human males or only dolphin males

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What is it that got you guys into this anyway?

>>38501729
>humans can't get stds from fucking gorillas
What's AIDS then retard?

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>>38504858
MAH BOI
vixen is top-tier

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>>38503964
I'm a guy and I've wondered men's gloves never fit me properly
I will not stoop to women's gloves

>>38504858

saved as Pulcinella.jpg

>>38504544

>sitting on couch while watching my friend's lab
>he jumps on the couch next to me
>he keeps trying to climb on top of me, starts thrusting his junk at me
>start scratching behind his ears, running my hands through his fur, just trying to be nice
>dog continues humping at me, keeps trying to climb on top of me
>stand up
>dog is showing signs of 'courtship', not 'dominance', keeps thrusting
>starts trying to climb on me even though I'm standing up
>crouch down on the floor, still rubbing and scratching dog
>he keeps trying to get on top me, won't stop humping
>run my hands over his cock
>he starts thrusting faster, start to fondle him with both hands, he's really into it
>lay down flat on the floor
>he starts humping my face
>kiss and lick his cock all over, he gets more intense
>suck him off

>>38504810
Anecdotal evidence says yes, but I wouldn't know from personal experience.

>>38504953
during the last two lines, how was he acting?
relaxing on his side? standing, restless? i need more details.

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I've always wondered how many attractive women fuck their dogs

>>38504974
>Anecdotal evidence says yes
Can you share this evidence?

>>38501566
I hope you die alone, degenerate whore.

>>38504974
>ejaculating for actual minutes
I don't believe it, do you really think there would still be even one free dolphin swimming around?
That stuff would be harvested and sold.

>>38505052
all of them
it's the equivalent of boys discovering masturbating

>>38505052

way less than in you favorite porn vids

>>38505049
He was standing while his back legs were lowered and thrusting. He was really energetic

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>>38499736

Shit f.am the girl in your pic looks like my cousin

>>38505162
did he finish? describe how he acted before, during, and after pls

>>38499736
what is getting knotted?

>>38505322
When dogs are about to ejaculate, a hard "knot" ball-shaped mass swells inside the thing they're having intercourse with so that they can keep themselves inside the thing while they cum.

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>>38505121
>back in my teenage days when i was not too retarded
>in a circle of friends
>one girl asks "so what's the wierdest shit you've seen on the internet?"
>every answers normie shit like gor videos and such
>i answer beastiality
>"what's that anon?"
>"i saw it in an ad one day, apparently there are some people who have sex with their pets and such, really fucking wierd"
>"o-oh...really? wow this world is fucked up haha"
>2 weeks later we hanging out on her house
>notice her huskie getting strangely affectionate of her crotch area
>TFW i've planted the seed of degeneration and i don't feel even a bit guilty

>>38504779
>Female dolphins secrete a hormone that prolongs the orgasm
BS. This hormone or a synthetic form of it would be a best selling aphrodisiac. You're reading lies written by sick fetishists.

>>38505273
I couldn't really see what he was doing with his body because I was on the floor with him over me, I couldn't really see anything besides his sex organs


>making a sort of whimpering sound as I sucked him off
>stopped sucking and pulled my face away
>he groans, starts thrusting faster, tries pulling me closer while shoving his cock at me so I start sucking again
>he cums, starts squeezing his body and shoves his cock in me as deep as he can (to the knot, which was pushing into my mouth)
>just ejaculating in my mouth continously for a long time, I'm trying to pull my head back because so I don't choke
>he's making this kind of low wheeze hnng sound
>after he gets off me and lays on the floor next to me and is whining for some reason
>when I lean up he gets up and is just pushing his body against me with his tongue hanging out

>>38505408
The husky was sniffing her period

>>38499736
no, I never put my dick in a dog's pussy so I expect you not to have done the same with a dog's dick for fuck's sake. You should kill yourself you disgusting whore.

>>38505509
that's really cute anon, thank you for sharing

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>>38505568
>tfw no big husky

>>38505587
Thanks for not thinking that I'm a disgusting abomination that deserves death anon

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>major bestiality fetish
>like the only thing I fap to
>it is becoming more of a meme on /r9k/
keep making threads

>>38505625
I'm actually extremely interested in talking to you about it more, and not because I just want lewd text to read. There is enough of that already.

>>38505509
Please show us someone who looks like you or
>a pic of you so I can jerk to that

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>>38505687
i share this feel lad
golden times are upon us

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>>38499736
>knotted

Do I even want to know what this means? Clicking on the thread I thought it meant getting her tubes tied, but by reading the comments it doesn't appear so.

>first time on /r9k/
>dog fucking thread where u worship roastie
you really are beyond saving.

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>>38505817
GET THE FUCK OUT
OUT I SAY

>>38505817
this is an excellent judgment to make on your first time here, you've definitely seen enough to make generalized statements about this entire board's population

>>38505817
>outing yourself as a newfag or at the least a crossboarder
Please be bait

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>>38501331
>dolphins
>scary

They are literally the best 3D waifus out there, too bad they get depressed as fuck when you are not around and have to stay confined all their lives.

>>38505903
>crossboarder
are you suggesting that it's not okay to browse multiple boards?

>>38506055
>browse multiple boards
Fucking slut anon neck yourself

>>38506031
This is turning me on slightly, fuck.

>>38505702
What do you want to talk about

>>38505717
Why do you want to jerk off to me

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>>38506055
Yeah. Why you gonna fight me about it?

>>38506144
Because that makes the fantasy better. Please?

>>38506205
No. That's just a weird opinion to have and I don't understand why you think that.

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>>38506275
Ofc anon is just another beta male pussiboi

>>38506391
...what?
anon are you drunk

>>38499736
This would be the perfect gf
>tfw ywn have one

>>38506031
>Can't you just fap with it

I remember reading why this wouldn't really work well. Indeed humans are genetically close enough (as are many other mammals) for the dolphin secretions to extend orgasm, but the main reason it works is the flesh to flesh contact, so that the proper chemicals in the secretions permeate the skin (dick) and to the bloodstream. Without that pressure provided by the female dolphin of her internals basically pushing the secretions into her partner's (human or dolphin or whatever) dick, then the process doesn't work.

So if you got a bucket of this stuff, you couldn't just use it as fapping lube or whatever. You'd need to do something like, get a sponge, soak it in the stuff, and then deathgrip your dick while fapping, for it to work. But because of the heat/friction of the act, it's going to make it dry quickly, so you need to keep it soaked constantly. So you might actually need a whole bucket of the stuff just for a fap session. Maybe the best one you ever have, but still a huge amount compared to just banging a dolphin.

>>38506619
I'm ok with this. Where can I get a bucket of this stuff?

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>>38501212
I thought nigger/white was beastiality?
>Niggers arent human, and yet they fuck white women

Thats the appeal for nigger porn right? Being fucked by an animal

>>38506645
Probably super expensive if even possible to obtain.

Also a fair warning it was recorded, that while the stuff can technically give you an endless orgasm, it can cause permanent nerve damage if you go too long. Like you could have literally an hour long orgasm that just totally drains you, but your dick ends up damaged and permanently numb from it. I think they said the safest maximum is like 5 minutes, after that the nerves start getting damaged from constant muscle spasms.

>>38501073
Yes, but only if I could watch and worship her while the dog fulfilled her needs.

>>38504953
do you have contact details? would love to hear more stories..