QUICK. GET TO /BIZ/ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>38498247
>Also, go to /biz/ and see the crypto community for yourself.

Pretty sure at least ten people literally killed themselves when bitcoin crashed

>>38498261
>implying /biz/ gets more suicides than /r9k/

>>38498275
And once again, here comes the familiar passive aggression coming from a typical shill. Just fuck off, you silly little cunt.
Go shill this shit on facebook if you're so desperate for more exposure.

>>38498247
>buying into hype scheme memes like alt-coins
>beanmeme.jpg

You're just trying to fuel to pump OP

>>38498247

Money doesn't buy happiness, unless you want a "gf" that just sticks around for shekels.

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>>38498247
>/r9k/er
stockbroker chad detected

>>38498300
>>38498303
>>38498310

So much FUD. This isn't a shitcoin, this is Bitcoin we're talking here. How could this possibly even be a shill? Whether you invest or not doesn't make a dent.

Don't take my help and stay poor. I'm going to the moon and taking anyone who wants to make it in life with me

>>38498247
>Bitcoin

Nice meme dude

>>38498372
>>38498396
I'm a NEET and literally living comfortably on this meme

>>38498410
>I'm a NEET

k keep me posted

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>>38498410
i'm already rich from selling knives door to door and mailing my gold to some jew on the television

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I transferred 10k bong to coinfloor today and the moon mission has already started (it won't get there for at least 3 days). I hate my life so fucking much.

>>38498444
Been there. Moon mission will experience some slowdown this weekend. Buy in then, chum.

I've never heard of anyone getting rich from bitcoin, and I almost never hear about anyone using it for anything (legal). Its value seems to be completely theoretical.

>>38498382
Bitcoin is a scam. You'll never make money off that shit. It's literally the online version of an multi-level marketing scheme

>>38498247
>is going to the moon

oy vey, Shlomo, I didn't tell you to sell bitcoins

>>38498382
>I'm going to the moon
But you see at best you're gonna double your investment if you got all in on BTC.

I think you're someone that bought in at the latest high and now is trying to get his money back.

Not saying investing in BTC is wrong per se; it's just it's not how you make moneis in crypto.
Do you think BTC will reach 50,000k USD price or something

>>38498247
>bitcoin is crashing
>shit, better dump it quick
>shill that it's rising everywhere so can recoup as much lost value as possible

Why would you lie to your fellow anons? Go scam redditors or something.

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>>38498542
>slowdown this weekend
It won't get there by the weekend. I sent that at 1 oclock bong time today.

Do you think it's still worth buying on wednesday? Or maybe a specific date after wednesday?

>>38498382
>Don't take my help and stay poor.
>I'm going to the moon.
Not even a used car salesman could pull these lines off with a straight face.

How do I get into crypto?
I mean the technical details. How do I know how to invest, what tools to use, how stuff works, etc etc

biz is for people like me to laugh and idiots to take it serious

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>>38498655
Listen to him bro. This is me >>38498444

I am LITERALLY hyperventialting at my computer. TWO THOUSAND POUNDS fucking lost due to my laziness. It could well get to FIVE THOUSAND by the time my money arrives.

HEY GUYS JUST YOUR REGULAR /biz/ SHILL HERE. JUST NEED TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE SOME INSIDER INFORMATION THAT WOULD ENCOURAGE YOU TO PURCHASE MORE OF THIS ASSET I CURRENTLY HOLD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A PUMP AND DUMP AND WILL LEAVE YOU WITH WEAKER ASSETS AFTER I PULL MY INVESTMENTS OUT?!?!? BITCOIN CAN PROMISE YOU ANYTHING IF YOU INVEST HARD ENOUGH

t. Finance grad who invests with a broader portfolio using core and satellites

>>38498684
Just stop dude. No ones buying your shitcoin meme

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>>38498732
Ok, your loss honeyweetiedrumpf.

You'll feel shit in 5 years just like I feel like I want to throw up now.

>>38498770
>honeyweetiedrumpf

Opinion discarded

>>38498780
Found the Donald "small hands 2 scoops" PLUMPF supporter.

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>>38498814
>2017
>being a DRUMNMPFTFD supporter

ahahaha

>>38498814
You're a retarded who buys meme coins lol

>>38498670
>How do I get into crypto?

-go back to 2011
-buy bitcoins a less than $4 each
-return to 2017
-sing the song "oy vey I'm rich, I'm rich"

>>38498866
I meant how do I learn about it.

>>38498862
If I bought those memecoins I would have 2 thousand pounds gains.

>>38498872
>I meant how do I learn about it.
You go on /biz/.
Place has become crypto central

>>38498247
I can't mine bitcoins now fuck off with your meme retard.

>dafuq!!
my bitcoin wallet value just went higher than my actual banksavings.

>>38498872
you need to invest some weeks researching the bitcoin faqs, forums, articles.

this will help you understand how and what to invest. and -hopefully- will make clear that every alternative coin is either a scam, or hazardous

tech details are absurdly simple - basically install a btc client and let it waste cpu time and disk gigabytes for weeks

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>actually investing in moonrunes

if i wanted to waste money on a meme i'd go and buy a prostitute.

How much money do you need to start getting into it op?

>>38498866
>-go back to 2011
>-buy bitcoins a less than $4 each
>-return to 2017
>-sing the song "oy vey I'm rich, I'm rich"

cashing them out is almost as difficult as the time travel, tho

>>38499096

why should you convert to cash if you can use them to buy stuff?

>>38499096
OP here. I put in 2k when I first started. You can put in as much as you like, just depends on your risk tolerance and how much you think it'll rise to

>>38499210
This

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There are children alive right now that will be angry in adulthood when they realize they were born too late to get into the crypto boom

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FUCKER
AUG 1 WILL HALVEN THE PRICE OF BITCOIN
THIS PIECE OF SHIT HERE JUST WANTS YOU TO CARRY HIS HEAVY BAGS
DON'T FALL FOR THE SAME SHIT WE FELL FOR


t. DGB fag

>>38499407
seems like you forgot that about every 3-4 years theh mining hassle will double... and the bitcoins value will skyrocket as well.

bitcoin actual price is mostly due to its longstanding reliability

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>>38499407
Those DGB bags getting heavy, are they?! Here they're bringing in a new logo, pic related!

Fuck off, bear!!!

>>38499210
>>38499096

Wait, you're telling me all these bitcoin "millionaires" I've been hearing about can't actually take out their winnings and use their money to buy normal stuff like houses or cars?

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>>38498247
>Bitcoin is going to the moon due to a software upgrade to be implemented on Aug 1st, and prices are already starting to take off.

How do you know this info? Why are you helping us robots?