What's your relationship with your mother like? Do

damn. i wish i could call my mommy a cunt

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>>38498008
i /banterous/ here

>>38498008
My mum and I have the best bants when we're walking the dog together. She also talks a lot of shit about my dads side of the family

>>38498008
That's gyno, not muscle

do you fuck your mom? is she thicc? do you want a new father, cause I'm open for it. i can play a mean game of catch, son

>>38498008
>Liking to interact with your family
Origaroli

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My mom is my only friend outside of the Internet. She's the only person I talk to about things on a day-to-day basis.

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>>38498156
>being this mad

kekadoodledoo

>>38498156
Literally no gyno

>>38498156
Dumbass

Origano

>>38498008
I don't hate my parents, but for some reason I do my best to hide absolutely everything I do from them. Doesn't matter if it's embarrassing shit like jacking off to hentai or normal shit like listening to music, I never talk about me and I change subjects when they probe. Not sure why. Also watching fiction where there are strong parent/child relationships always hits me right in the feels.

>>38498008
Good relation but she worries about my futur and it's getting a bit annoying these days.

Btfo'd her yesterday :
>Anon you should go back to university, girls will never be attracted to an unambitious guy
>I wouldn't want to date a girl who's with me because of my status, mom. I'd rather be single than with a gold digger
>Being single gets boring, anon
>Millions of people are also bored to death stuck in a failed relationship, mom
>Look at your cousin, he's almost 40y/o and suffers from being single
>Maybe he wouldn't be single if he tried to date anyone else than gold digging 3rd world asian and arab chicks.
>you're way too cynical, anon

>>38498156
Fucking this. OP is literally disgusting

>>38498008
I don't have a relationship with her. Fuck that cunt.

She's a fembot

>she had you so she had to have sex

I know, it's baffling, she came over yesterday saying she may be suffering from aspergers but I know deep down she's just regular crazy. She has no friends and sits on yahoo questions shitposting about Christianity all day.

Breaks my heart

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>>38498809
>She has no friends and sits on yahoo questions shitposting about Christianity all day.
So these people do exist...

Complicated. Always been alright but had a short relationship. A little banter I guess.

>>38498008
Emotional incest is disgusting, worse than pedophilia, you have every reason to be ashamed of yourself you dispicable manchild.

My mother is dead, just like she should be.

>>38498966
>mommy issues detecte

Did mommy hit you when you were younger anon? I bet she did you little bitch kek

I hate that bitch for all the bad that she has done, and even now, I am forced to watch her spawn every fucking week.

I hate her so god damn much, I can't wait to move out once I am done university.

>his mom uses an android

lol...

It was pretty good before she killed herself.

No, I loathe the cunt.

>>38499017
Pointing out psychic incest is not "mommy issues", quite the opposite.