What's your relationship with your mother like?
Do you banter together?
damn. i wish i could call my mommy a cunt
>>38498008
i /banterous/ here
>>38498008
My mum and I have the best bants when we're walking the dog together. She also talks a lot of shit about my dads side of the family
>>38498008
That's gyno, not muscle
do you fuck your mom? is she thicc? do you want a new father, cause I'm open for it. i can play a mean game of catch, son
>>38498008
>Liking to interact with your family
Origaroli
My mom is my only friend outside of the Internet. She's the only person I talk to about things on a day-to-day basis.
>>38498156
>being this mad
kekadoodledoo
>>38498156
Literally no gyno
>>38498156
Dumbass
Origano
>>38498008
I don't hate my parents, but for some reason I do my best to hide absolutely everything I do from them. Doesn't matter if it's embarrassing shit like jacking off to hentai or normal shit like listening to music, I never talk about me and I change subjects when they probe. Not sure why. Also watching fiction where there are strong parent/child relationships always hits me right in the feels.
>>38498008
Good relation but she worries about my futur and it's getting a bit annoying these days.
Btfo'd her yesterday :
>Anon you should go back to university, girls will never be attracted to an unambitious guy
>I wouldn't want to date a girl who's with me because of my status, mom. I'd rather be single than with a gold digger
>Being single gets boring, anon
>Millions of people are also bored to death stuck in a failed relationship, mom
>Look at your cousin, he's almost 40y/o and suffers from being single
>Maybe he wouldn't be single if he tried to date anyone else than gold digging 3rd world asian and arab chicks.
>you're way too cynical, anon
>>38498156
Fucking this. OP is literally disgusting
>>38498008
I don't have a relationship with her. Fuck that cunt.
She's a fembot
>she had you so she had to have sex
I know, it's baffling, she came over yesterday saying she may be suffering from aspergers but I know deep down she's just regular crazy. She has no friends and sits on yahoo questions shitposting about Christianity all day.
Breaks my heart
>>38498809
>She has no friends and sits on yahoo questions shitposting about Christianity all day.
So these people do exist...
Complicated. Always been alright but had a short relationship. A little banter I guess.
>>38498008
Emotional incest is disgusting, worse than pedophilia, you have every reason to be ashamed of yourself you dispicable manchild.
My mother is dead, just like she should be.
>>38498966
>mommy issues detecte
Did mommy hit you when you were younger anon? I bet she did you little bitch kek
I hate that bitch for all the bad that she has done, and even now, I am forced to watch her spawn every fucking week.
I hate her so god damn much, I can't wait to move out once I am done university.
>his mom uses an android
lol...
It was pretty good before she killed herself.
No, I loathe the cunt.
>>38499017
Pointing out psychic incest is not "mommy issues", quite the opposite.