LAUGH AT VIRGINS

>>38494840
nah i prefer being a virgin

>>38494840
I will never experience this thing in particular either. Too hairy of a penis.

>>38494840
>3D

lmaoing at you

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>>38494840
Imagine how much of a loser OP is that he feels the need to brag to robots.
You know you're borderline-robot yourself, when you can't even brag to normies.

>>38494840
dick doesent work and is too small

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>>38495822
Wow, that's legit sad.
I'm sorry anon.

>>38495841
its ok, i went prison gay

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>>38495816
define bragging to normies? My parents are rich, Im 21 and have 400k on my bank account, I'm good looking, I get to date a new girl every month through tinder, I'm doing perfecty fine :^)

Not everyone is naturally handsome you retard.

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>>38495916
>I'm doing perfectly fine
sure anon, that's why you feel the need to validate yourself to me
you just reek of alpha and high-class kek
totally no way that you're just a LARPing beta faggot

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>>38495971
why the fuck would I need to larp on a cotton picking image board, especially on a loser subreddit?

Yes please laugh at me OP you are better than me in every way. I should not have been born

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>>38495916
>online dating in his fantasy life
thanks for the laughs and god bless

>>38494840

Well i actually could. All I need to do is order some high class escort. Not that hard tbqh.

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>download tinder
>get matches
>can't message anyone cause I'm too scared
what now OP?

Do you have any more pics of that girl thooo :^)

>>38494840

I don't want to feel it because I think BJ's (like anal) are gross, not hygienic, and normiechad shit.

also, I'll never waste my virginity into a vagoo that has already seen some other dick.

>>38494840
>Literally just download tinder lmao

oy vey, Shlomo, this is /r9k/, not tumblreddit!! they may understand our plans if you talk like that.

>>38497560
>normiechad shit.

All sex is normie; and according to many robots, all sex is chad as well.

Please stop trying to sound smugly superior about your inability to get a girlfriend; it's incredibly cringey.

>>38494840

I don't really mind being a virgin. I just want a gf that will be with me for more than one night. ;-;

>>38497657

99.9% of eligible gfs out there are either non-virgin, or depressed, or stacies, or mentally ill, or only willing to date a normiechad.

then, that ''hurr durr inability'' is not a robots limit but a mere statistic.

and yes, you're a 100% cuckfag if you think it's OK to engage a female who tasted some cocks before dating you.

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>>38494840
She looks like Lauren Southern

>>38494840
>just download tinder
Can't do that either, I'm a 35 year old virgin
It's fucking hell, if you are reading this and you are still younger than 30, download tinder, randomly hook-up on irc, facebook, whatever, it doesn't matter, everything is better than this hell

They definitely could- Japan has it's terrible problem with intimacy, bad enough that it's affecting the Japanese on a societal level, and they're a nation of engineers and innovators.
I could easily see them creating a perfect blowjob machine.

>>38497869
Only insecure beta cucks want a virgin gf.

>>38498238
Nothing prevents you from using tinder. If you are so concerned about the virgin thing, go to a prostitute first to get some practice.

>>38498381
It's not the virgin thing, it's the age thing
People will make fun you when they see you are 30+ years old

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>download tinder back in november
>not a single right swipe on me

>>38494840
not even trying to hide the obvious bait
nice job op

>>38494840
I have had this experience and I am a virgin? Lol Dumb OP

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>>38494840
Obligatory.
Hoopity doopity, u friccin bot, u just got originallio content'd.

>>38498408
You're retarded. Lots and lots of 30+ people are using tinder.

>>38498408
I lost my virginity and the girl didn't know. I just told her I was a christian in a LTR that ended recently and was experimenting, hadn't had sex besides missionary,, etc

Just lie

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>>38494840
I'm not a virgin and I have had my dick sucked before, so jokes on you OP. With that said both sex and blowjobs are way overrated so I don't make fun of virgins since they aren't missing out on much.

>>38498469
Given my luck someone I know is going to see my profile on there and start making fun of me by posting it on facebook
I had dick "colleagues" like that (yeah, I had a job once)
They even made fun of me and saying things like "use condoms!" in front of me and her when I tried to become friendly with a girl from office
And when she eventually told me in the worst way possible that I'm a loser and a fuck up for even thinking I can be with her they continued make fun of me for a year until I had to quit this fucking job because I couldn't take it anymore

People pretend they are caring and non-discriminating but once they smell you are a virgin they make fun of you in the meanest way

>>38498472

Either you're lying or you were with a really, really shitty female. My money is on lying.

>>38498551

I believe about 15% of that story.

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>>38498568
>female
it wasnt just one girl, every time ive had sex its been underwhelming. and ive had sex with 2 virgins so their vaginas being too loose isnt a possibility. its just extremely overrated

>>38498551
If they see you on tinder, it's because they too are tinder. This is the single most retarded excuse I see on /r9k/ for not trying tinder.

>b-b-b-but people I know might see me!

So. Fucking. What.

>>38494840
>mfw i've received a blowjob over 2k times and i can't even imagine how you could go through life without a woman being on top of you ever

>>38498738

>he fell for the casual sex meme

>>38494840
>Reminder that you will never experience this
maybe not consensually
>>38495916
i bet the jews in weimar germany thought they were doing pretty well for themselves as well

>>38498738
You just outed yourself as a RPing virgin. If you'd had sex, you would know virginity and vagina tightness are completely unrelated.

>>38498746
Maybe it's an age think but having to login with fucking facebook (which alone makes me nervous and I'd rather not have) is making me anxious.
And at the end of the day I have zero friends on facebook (ok I have some but they are some dicks from office idgaf about), why tinder should be any different?

>>38498773
>virginity and vagina tightness are completely unrelated
sweet sweet summer child

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>>38498773
I was putting that out there because every time I say I think sex is overrated I get replied with "you fucked a loose roastie"

That's a lot of projection from you though, are we sure you're not a virgin?

Reminder that it's not our fault.

We got fucked over by things out of our control. Actually, that's wrong. You fucking cunts fucked us over. We didn't choose to be born inferior, short, ugly. Yet you treat us like shit for it.

It's on you.

>>38498773

Didn't you know, Anon? Butthurt manbabies who haven't had intimate contact with a vagina since the day they were born know WAY more about them than some old "gynecologist".

>>38498839

I've never treated anyone badly for being short, ugly, or inferior. I'm short, ugly, and inferior myself. I treat people like shit when they get a chip on their shoulder about it and act like the world owes them something just for existing.


>>38498767
>i bet the jews in weimar germany thought they were doing pretty well for themselves as well

> hurr durr muh 'beta uprising' revenge fantasy
Nobody is afraid of you. Not even a tiny bit.

>>38498367

>cucks want Dem Used Goods
>then project their own cuckness onto non-cucks

>>38499117
>I treat people like shit when they get a chip on their shoulder about it and act like the world owes them something just for existing.
So you do in fact do it. Tall men get perks for being tall, why don't short men get it also? As far as I am concerned, I am entitled to it. I mean I get it, with this scenario, normies always win.

Either inferior men accept having worse lives because of something out of their control. Or according to your logic they have a "chip on their shoulder" so it's acceptable to treat them even worse.

Dirty fucking normie!

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>>38496086
No normie would ever come here. Chads are too busy with their own lives to worry about teasing some virgin beta's online.

But you can easily prove me wrong by posting actual evidence of you getting puss and instead of cam girls from Google Images.

>>38499117
>underestimating a group of people with lots of time on their hands and who have been historically excluded from power
no one was scared of the nazis either, and stalin and napoleon were both underestimated
>this coming from someone who's short, ugly, and inferior AND is a cuck about it
shut up manlet
>act like the world owes them something just for existing
we are owed more than we currently get fucknuts, just look at asians and muslims, they get more shit than we do and most of them are shorter, uglier and dumber than us

>>38498773
>virginity and vagina tightness are completely unrelated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tits or gtfo roastie

>>38499157
>Either inferior men accept having worse lives because of something out of their control. Or according to your logic they have a "chip on their shoulder"

Let me clarify... it's not having a chip on one's shoulder that annoys me, it's their need to spread their whiny butt-tears everywhere they go. If robots would just keep their misery contained to this board, then I would be happy to keep myself contained away from it.

>>38494840
I'm good looking, rich and I can hold a conversation. It's only a matter of time...

>>38499296
Oh, even better. Normies treat inferiors like shit and then treat them even worse if they complain about it. You see this robots? I hope you now know who is the enemy here.

>>38498471
>>38498408
Do this anon. I did basically the same thing and the girl had no clue. I just said it had been a really long time since I had been laid. As long as you can figure out how to not fuck like a retard you'll be fine.

>>38499334
I see it anon. Keep up the good fight against these normie invaders.

>>38499356

le meme of le girl checking your performance

>tldr, she's an absurdly experienced whore with intergalactic cock mileage

>>38499157
>Tall men get perks for being tall

Such as? Grades in school get a height multiplier? Your pay is determined by your height?

I know it's unfair. If you're for example 5'6" your height multiplier is 75% in med school. That means even if you ace everything your grades are 75% max. Meanwhile that 6'4" guy's height multiplier is 125% so he only needs 80% on a test to ace it. Tall men perks really are unfair.

>>38494840

All the girls on Tinder swipe left on me.

>>38499334
You're the one who treats everyone like shit, you mentally ill east european.

>>38499398
I was kinda with you but if you honestly think being tall is not a serious advantage in life then you have no life experience

t. 6'2

>>38499234

>>underestimating a group of people with lots of time on their hands and who have been historically excluded from power
>no one was scared of the nazis either, and stalin and napoleon were both underestimated

Stalin, Napoleon, and the Nazi's weren't a bunch of fatasses, neets, autists, and people with massive social anxiety who spent most of their free time jerking off to furry porn and whining on the internet about being virgins.


>we are owed more than we currently get fucknuts,

And what exactly are you owed, who owes it to you, and how to you feel it should be delivered to you?

>>38499398
>Such as? Grades in school get a height multiplier? Your pay is determined by your height?
Halo effect. Tall men are considered attractive, usually earn more, have more chance to get into a leadership position (which pays more), the list goes on.

Why the fuck are you bringing up med school? It's like the only thing normies really fall on. Sure, you can work hard through med school while some tall guy will become a CEO and still boss you around.

>>38499400
>swipe left
I thought facebook likes were stupid but this is a completely new level stupid

>>38498839
Get checked into mental hospital already, Dan.

>>38499416
>t. 6'2" khv neet
Fixed that for you.

>>38499409
Cause and effect. When one gets shat on since birth, one does become angry and wants to retaliate. It's only logical.

I know you normies would want me to just take it and work hard for scraps of what Chad gets. Lol.

>>38499361
>good fight
> Thread every day that there are more of us here than ever.

Checks out.

>>38499420
You're 5'10". That's not even short. The world's richest and most powerful men are shorter than you.

>>38499432
>neet
yes
>khv
nope, the fact that im a neet and still get laid proves my point

>>38494840

>says we will never have sex
>proceeds to tell us how to achieve sex

>>38499419
>Stalin, Napoleon, and the Nazi's weren't a bunch of fatasses, neets, autists, and people with massive social anxiety who spent most of their free time jerking off to furry porn and whining on the internet about being virgins.
napoleon totally did
>And what exactly are you owed, who owes it to you, and how to you feel it should be delivered to you?
sex and power, women and the ruling class, after i rape them/ tear it from their dead hands

>>38499450
>implying

Why do you think bringing up anecdotes means shit?

>>38499435
When can we expect a Day of Retribution from you? We'll be watching the news about how some sad Russian autist went on a revenge spree and only managed to shoot himself in the foot.

>>38499456
Proof that anyone can get laid.

>>38499435

I can't speak for anyone else, I just want people like you to stop wiping your butt-tears all over /tg/ every day.

>>38499479
So you do agree that if someone gets treated like shit for things out of that control, that person has the right to be angry? You did the typical retarded thing that normies do.

1. Treat an inferior like shit
2. Inferior gets angry
3. Claim that 1. was because of 2.

Do you see the problem here?

>>38499465
Your anecdotes are facts now? I don't see how someone as mentally ill as you hasn't killed himself yet.

>>38499484
proof that being 6'2 means you don't have to put effort into getting laid

>>38499490
Then you should stop treating me like shit for things out of our control.

>>38499497
>mentally ill guy is an asshole to everyone, including those who try to be nice to him
>blames everyone but himself when no one wants to associate with him

This is you.

>>38499504
All the 6'2" virgins on /r9k/ would disagree with you.

>>38499513
You're still missing the cause. I only started acting like this due to being treated worse for things out of my control.

>>38499509
>Then you should stop treating me like shit for things out of our control.

Keeping your permavirgin butthurt contained to your little circle jerk echo chamber is completely within your control.

>>38494840
had this last night but the girl wasn't nearly that attractive

>makes same thread every day
>monitor each thread 24/7 and instantly reply to every post
you guys realize OP is a LARPing turbo virgin right? stop bumping these threads. you're just playing into his bitter fantasy

>>38499543
Why should I do that? You treat me like shit and I should just be fine with it and not bother you with being angry about it? For your own comfort?

That's like punching someone in the nose and then being angry at him for bleeding.

>>38494840
At this point I've come to the conclusion that that kind of life isn't for me. It's for a lot of people, but not for me. It brings you some kind of relief when you think about it

>>38499575
why, you don't have a penis?

>>38499538
You weren't though. You simply decided that you are a special snowflake and everyone goes out of their way to treat you like shit. Very much a symptom of mental illness.

>>38499558
yeah, he'll larp as a woman sometimes too. But you can spot him by his vocabulary and his childish insult tactics, never really gives a good argument, just tries to push people's buttons but looks like an immature brat doing it.

>>38494840
>implying tinder works for robots

Fuck off Chad.

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STOP LAUGHING AT US AND HELP

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>>38495916
Get out... just... just get out.

>>38499643
I was though.

It's proven that there are things out of your control that help your in life. Looks being one of them. I didn't get treated like I had an attractive face and was tall. So I got treated like shit.

And I'm dead fucking serious.

>>38494840
Most people on tinder don't want sex

>>38494840

Fuck you OP this is why I don't come back to this board /r9k/ is worse than /pol/ I hope you get cancer in the most convenient place so you have to take your medically insured self can take it out immediately and get in tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Then I hope you get your children raped by wolves.

Go die

>>38499701
>Most people on tinder don't want sex
If youre not Chad yeah

>>38495916

No matter how rich you are, you will never pay away the ugly. Plastic surgery doesn't do shit to the genes of your kids. Have fun having ugly children nigger.

>>38499692
>So I got treated like shit.

Who treated you like shit? What exactly did they do? (hint: passive things like guys not inviting you to parties and girls not spontaneously walking up to you and offering to suck your dick do NOT count as 'being treated like shit').

>>38495916
haha yes! out! now! :D

original just in case

>>38499692
you realize youre being trolled right dude? stop giving the roleplayer (You)s hes mentally ill and youre wasting your time

>>38499671
Look you faggots it's not that hard. Find a girl that you know is interested because she flirts in casual interactions (plays with hair, says flirty shit). Find excuses to talk to her (non autistically) and don't sperg out mentioning video games or anime or other shit girls think is weird, just talk normally to her about a job or her hobbies or anything, make it about her not you. Take her out on a couple dates if she plays along, get her comfy then take out all your virgin rage on her when she lets you seal the deal

>>38499766
>hint: passive things like guys not inviting you to parties and girls not spontaneously walking up to you and offering to suck your dick do NOT count as 'being treated like shit
It does. They don't treat me like Chad so they treat me like shit.

>>38499781
What is said here is often what normies really believe. So it must be addressed.

>>38494840
kankerbakkes

>>38499812
>It does. They don't treat me like Chad so they treat me like shit.

Ok, you're trolling. Gotta give you props, though; you had me going.

>>38494840
I can throw a couple hundreds and get head. Its not a big deal. Who is making these threads and what are you getting out of it?

>>38499843
Not really.

I could have been born into Chaddom and enjoyed life so much more. But I didn't. I got born inferior. And people deny me many experiences because of my bad looks and short height. So they treat me like shit.

>>38499869
Uh-hu. Yea, you're either trolling or retarded; either way, not worth my time.