The internet makes me hate people

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>come to 4chan
>go to /g/
>everyone's arguing for no reason and everyone who says anything remotely good about Apple, Microsoft, Google or anything else that isn't an obscure Linux distro is either a (((Jewish shill))) or an Indian
>go to /mu/
>everyone's arguing for no reason and anyone who doesn't exclusively listen to /mu/core is a disgusting pleb
>it's mostly just a contest to see who listens to the most obscure, shitty bands
>go to /r9k/
>everyone's arguing for no reason and anyone who doesn't function like a child and take the red pill is a normie
>go to /b/
>it's nothing but fb threads and traps as far as the eye can see

>leave 4chan because everyone is insufferable
>visit YouTube
>see a video of a random Russian creating a homunculus by injecting his sperm into a chicken egg and covering the hole with a band-aid
>everyone in the comments genuinely believes it's real
>see a related video in which someone says everyone who doesn't believe in the homunculus video is a mindless sheep who believes everything he sees on TV

>one of my favorite artists released a new song
>dislikes have become the majority for some reason
>look at comments
>everyone's calling him an illuminati satanist witch
>apparently they are all coming from A Call For an Uprising, a highly-rated Alex-Jones-esque conspiracy-theory channel
>leave YouTube because everyone is significantly more insufferable than on 4chan

>go to reddit as a last resort
>LE XD XD XD XD XD XD
>EDIT: LE GOLD? ? ? THANKS KIND STRANGER
>what did I expect
>shut off computer and go to bed, feeling much worse than I did before I turned it on
the internet was a mistake