Why cant people with good friends be robots? Not having a gf

>>38493213
But there are normalfags who don't have gfs for whatever reason. Combined with mental illness though, you have a robot.

>>38493213
because havin a gf is easy. but havin actual friends is chad tier

I don't get it man. From my point of view, if you have actual friends you're so close to making it

>>38493520
>actual friends
>real life
choose one

>>38493471
God I wish this were true.

>>38493685
huh? Are you saying real friends don't exist? Or are you saying something else

>>38493751
it is

>>38493859
i do

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>>38493916
>i do
that's not what I want to hear. How am I supposed to motivate myself to improve if I won't even get any good friends out of it?

>>38494013
>how am I supposed to motivate myself
heh.. you've got it right here kiddo
you don't.. We keep drowning in our misery till we build up the courage to fucking kill ourselves.

>>38493213
because robots are the absolute bottom barrel of society. we are wanted and desired by no one.

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>>38494090
Could at least lie to me and tell me everything is going to be alright? Some false hope at least would be nice right about now

>>38494182
*could someone at least

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>>38494182
gambakte it gonna be alright etc

>>38493213
Correction, being an incel with mental problems is the requirement

>>38493213
if you're social enough to have good friends you're likely social enough to get a gf. It's more socializing than looks, unless you're deformed or something.

>have wife
>never had a friend
hmmmmm

>>38493213
>not having a gf should be the only requirement
>>38493312
>no gf + mental illness = robot
These are more like requirements for being a failed normie.

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>>38493213
We're just cyborgs. The ones trapped in between.

>>38493471
>>38495899
how the fuck
I've had close friends and other friends my entire life, it's not hard for me whatsoever. And yet I've never seen a vagina in my entire life. I don't get it.

>>38496014
are you expecting to be taken seriously with an image like that, cuteboi?

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>>38496150
im not cute unfortunately, just a buff midshipman lolicon with no gf

>>38496563
>still cutepostin
you are basically askin for it

but im sure if i would go ahead and ram your boipuss, i would be the bad boy, right?

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>>38496657
too bad im Marine option and not Navy huh. Sailors love being dommed by other men, they're called seamen for a reason. I'd wreck your civvie boipuss.

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>>38496731
>I'd wreck your civvie boipuss
oh, no no
please
i do the fucking

>>38493213
I liked twin angel

My only friends are online.

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>JUST LET ME KEEP CHANGING THE DEFINITION I HAVE FRIENDS A JOB AND A GF BUT I GET SAD SOMETIMES LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING PERSON ON THIS ROCK.

>>38496014
Is it sad that this image arouses me because she is holding a fork like it is a hammer, which suggests she has mental issues, which has somehow become the thing I am most attracted to?

I can't find a mentally ill girl to even be friends with. Nevertheless find one that will let me see her vagina.

>>38497173
>having any friends at all
found the normie

You guys are failed normies not robots