Stupid and embarrasing things you did that make you wanna die.

>>38492304
I tried. The robot's old and moldy now.

I simply have too many regrets. I'm dull to the feeling now. I have no shame.
I am who I am. And I am what I am.

Went to a burger king to order food years ago. It was the first time I ever ordered food from a restaurant. I got so nervous I handed a $20 bill to the cashier before I even spoke a single word or made my order. Cashier looked at me then the bill extremely confused and muttered "what the hell?" under his breath. I have never been to a Burger King since.

>>38492410
i wish i can reach that level someday

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>>38492304
>be me, 2014
>/fit/ has convinced me to go to gym
>I'm ready, bought a membership, did research, have a routine
>Walk in, go directly to bench
>load up weight, not too much
>lie down and get ready to press
>push the weight up, immediately realize it's too much weight
>One arm gives out, weight on lower side falls off and hits the floor with an incredibly loud bang
>apparently I forgot to put a clip on the barbell
>with that side now free of weight, the other side is far heavier
>drop all the weights on that side too
>by now the noise has made every person in the gym stare at me
>get up and leave, don't even clean up my mess
>cancel membership next day
>never go back