Autistic habits thread

>>38490879
if you don't stick your finger up inside the asshole at least an inch then believe me there's still shit

>>38490879
Shameless selfbump, I really need some advices on my habit

>>38490879
That's not too bad.

I stay up hours past when I plan to go to sleep just to post here and other boards
I feel like I'm gonna miss out on something if I just get off and sleep. Shit sucks, man.

>>38490879
>>38491016

Just take a shower after you take a dumpy.

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>>38491010
I'll probably end up with some shit on my finger, that's not a very good idea, because I also usually wash my hands for like 10 minutes, imagine if I had to clean shit

>>38491016
surround your finger in toilet paper and stick it up inside

and proceed to be disgusted by all the feces that gets left behind

it will leak out and stink up your ass if you don't clean it anon

stick your finger inside and clean your asshole. you want to be clean don't you?

>>38491043
I do, but I'm scared that shit will run down my leg because of the water and that people will be able to smell. So I still whippe my ass until there's blood just to be sure

>>38491087
making your outer asshole bleed won't help the fact that the inside is still covered in stinky shit

believe me, we can smell it

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>>38491110
>>38491071
Fuck you so much anon, I will not fall into your shitty bait and I will not put a finger up my ass

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when peeing I hold my foreskin closed so that my pee can burst out with great force.

i do this thing where i make this squeaking noise that I do by tilting my head so my chin touches my collar bone. the sound comes from the same movement you use to clear your throat except going higher and higher.

i keep my picked boogers on my shirt while im lying in bed until i deem the ball is big enough to put in the trash can.

if i think a poop is particularly swampy and will leak out after im finished i stick in a small wad of toilet paper to prevent it

i only eat the frosted portions of pop tarts, the edges get thrown away.

>>38491182
it's not bait anon, it's how I wipe

I stick my finger up 2 or 3 inches and wipe all the excess shit

do it once and you will be horrified by all the shit that lingers behind

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>>38491233
But the hole closes after, so you technically haven't shit it yet.
>>38491197
I do the same thing with poptarts, 9.5/10 on the autism scale for the booger on your shirt thought

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>>38491363
wrong pic**
here's the one

>>38491363
no matter how hard you push, it won't all come out unless you make it come out yourself

even if the entire turd has left, there is residual left behind

trust me

>>38490879
You have ocd not autism

If someone coughs or sneezes near me I cover my nose, get away from them and then forcefully expel all the air out of me. Gets lots of stares and expressions of disgust because it sounds like I'm violently blowing snot out of my nose, but I'm just being a germaphobe and trying to get sick from other people cause I have no idea why they coughed or sneezed

I don't wipe, I just go in the shower, "pick my ass" to get out the shit thats right behind my anus and wash with soap.

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>>38491460
I'm actually pretty high in the spectrum, and according to my psy, that comes from my anxiety.
>>38491480
I do the same thing around niggers, /pol/ ruined me

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>>38490879
every day in 2nd grade, i'd pull my whitey tighties down, but keep my jeans on and press my weewee against the cold zipper.

hgggggnnnnnggggg

the teacher had to have known i was retarded or something

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>>38491498
How do you sleep at night ? I would sperg out and cry if I was forced to not whippe my ass

>>38491039
you are missing out sometimes

>>38491564
even shower anon knows he needs to get the shit from behind the anus out of there

I told you anon, but you wouldn't listen

>go to toilet
>don't want to touch ass with dirty hands so I wash them beforehand
>do my business
>wash hands
>have a brainfart
>wash hands again
I have to stop doing this

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>>38491785
I do the same thing, I hate being an anxious autist