Fuck normies and their ridiculous standards.

>>38490475
People still are virgins at age 21??? Like that really is a thing?!?!

>>38491077
25 year old virgin reporting

if you're a robot and want to help take back this board and need a robot only place to beeyourself email here [email protected]

>>38491077
lmao geeky nerds look at stars

"world's tallest virgin" (doubt it)

>>38491610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ODpSJVAh8

woops

>>38491638
>Virginity is something that I felt like I just had to do from a young age it was my purpose.

This is the stupidest thing I've heard this week.

I'm a 23 year old male virgin and I've had 20+ chances to lose it if I wished but wasn't really into the girl

I don't see the point in losing it for the sake of it. I don't care

>>38491077
FUCK OFF NORMIE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>38491077
>19
>No end in sight
I really don't wanna have to kill myself in two years

34 here.

I don't even care at this point.

>>38491862
I just lost mine at 21. There's hope for you.

>>38490475
source for that article??
Origami

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>>38490475
What were his secrets?

>>38491077
They must not be counting high school

>>38492359
Why would you not count high school?
You've either had sex or you haven't.

Also 21 year old beta virgin reporting in sir.

>>38491896
Why would you care for the affections of the shallow whores, when the power of the universe is at your fingertips?

>21
>virgin
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him?
>>38491077
He's probably just lying.

24 virgin here. I've heard people say that there's someone for everyone but I don't think it's true.

>>38490475
lost mine at 17. I had in my head I'd wait 'till marriage. But my gf sorta convinced me and once reality of what I could do set in...

>>38491896
34 here also.

I don't think we missed much even though our brains tortured us to get a mate in our youth. I think we dodged one hell of a bullet.

22yo khhv reporting in.
There is no secret, you could just do NOTHING and you will never get laid or even hold hands.

>tfw the thought of being alone and not doing anything is literally an alien concept to normans

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>>38491077

21 year old virgin, reporting for duty

27 here.
I think I'm about to run out of porn to fap to.

19. Is it just delusion if I have the intuition/feeling that it'll probably never happen?

>>38490475
looks like a homo 2bh

I'm turning 26 next week.
It's starting to dawn on me that I'm never going to get married and have a family.
I don't know what to do with my life any more.
The thought of living for another 50 years is unbearable.

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>>38491077
omg erm, ever thought they might be like, mentally disabled or something?
#prayforvirgins xx

>>38492715
>>38491896

At what age did you stop caring? I'm nearly 28 and still tortured by it

I'm tired robots
why should I have to justify being a 25yr old kv
I could explain why and what led to this happening but no they don't really care because their pea brains can't handle people having different circumstances
god I hate normals

>>38490475
That guy is good-looking. There's clearly something else wrong with him. Or he only orbits 10/10s. That's also an option.

>>38494389
He looks pretty average to me. I wouldn't call him good looking. But you're right his looks aren't what's stopping him

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>>38491862
Age 19 I lost it. I can tell you now lad it's not worth the work. What happened was.

>girl called k
>kind of cool girl just "broke up with bf"
>fucks me four times.
>boyfriend comes back
>fucks me off
>find out she's been fucking 3 other people as well.
>so me her boyfriend, a and r
>tell her boyfriend
>she claims rape because MUH privellage
>imnuclear.exe
>drive up to her house knock on the door like I'm looking for jews and it's 1945
>she answers
>ask her what the fuck
>"I still love you." She says
>500%nuclear.exe
>tell her she needs to get help and move on with her life
>go to police
>show them the bullshit


its been 4 months since I last saw her, I didn't want to go out anymore so I saved money bought myself a nice car and now I'm enjoying it to the full. It's a pretty smug feeling when you drive past the cuck in his 1 litre skoda.

>there are people who didn't lose their virginity in college
O M G
no wonder you guys are so cranky lol ;)

>>38494681
What do you do with a car??
I think a car its pretty useless desu.

>>38492715
When did you stop caring??

>>38494681
I almost contracted herpes when i lost my virginity. Would i still fuck her? Definitely but the price was a little high. the shitstorm that followed was worse than nearly contracting herpes. Women be women.

>>38494259
I'm 26 as well.

I've made great strides in my appearance and sociability. Plenty of normie friends and all too. Losing my virginity would be the last step into full-blown normiedom.

>>38494703
Not only that but my university was 80% female and I was there for 5 years. Imagine how bad you have to be to still be a virgin after that.

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>>38491077
Originially get out

>>38494703
There are 7% females in my program. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>38494088
If you don't have women walking up to you and initiating conversations. then you're not attractive. And if you're not attractive, your only choice to lose your virginity is by going to a hooker.

>>38494872
>Not only that but my university was 80% female and I was there for 5 years
Women are *very* happy to share Chad, that's why. Even if it's with 100 other women. Have you never heard of one man having sex with a girl and all of her friends as he's "passed around" the friend group?

Why should a college female have sex with an average college male when she can get dicked within 15 minutes by the college quarterback?

>>38495022
Thanks I'll just give up then

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>>38494748
With a car you get the feeling of a rush when you speed down the dual carriageway. A woman just takes your money and your life.

I'll condense sex down for you, you put your dick in it feels warm, like fucking tissues but soggy tight around your dick but from the experience I've had it just doesn't interest me anymore. Like a 90 speeding fine is a bit better than a 12 25 rape accusation.

Go for them if you want or by a Beamer or a Merc and then you got both.

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21 year old touchless virgin reporting in.
I've lost all hope at this point.

29 here. I never understood the hype, I've never wanted or tried to get a gf becuase it seems pointless and I've always despised female nature. Am I missing out on a lot ? Normies here would answer it better because according to my observations and calculations it seems a waste of time.
I do masturbate a lot, but exclusively to 2D females. I haven't watched actual real women porn in about 7 years.

>>38490475
Yeah, I get made fun of for stuttering. It's ridiculous. Everybody actually stutters one way or the other. I only have one message for you all.

As a matter of fact, you should not let a single thing hold you back. If I can do it, then so can you.

Everyone says I stutter but don't ever stutter when I sing. The stutter and the song is the same exact thing to you.

>>38491077
ABSOLUTELY SHIT BAIT

>>38494681
good thing i can spot this shit ten thousand miles away before it happens but sad thing is im 19 and still a vrigin

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>had sex one night at the age of 16
>it was a 48 year old 5/10 woman who got me drunk and took me to her house so basically a pure miracle unlikely to ever happen again
I haven't even been kissed ever since, and there's not end in sight. I only have this memory to hold on and jerk off to.

>>38496222
Same boat buddy. Logically we still have time but I don't see an end in sight. Even at uni where it's easy to get laid I never even get to speak to women.

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Why are the people here so opposed to the idea of paying a hooker to get rid of their virginity? Just do it once to get your non-virgin badge and live on.

Link for anyone actually interested
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/evdq7z/the-secrets-of-a-21-year-old-virgin

>>38496338
I have Moral standards

>>38492947
Start fapping to everything. Did you notice Google has two "O"s? This is a fap assistant, it is a pair of Homer Simpson breasts staring at you every time you search for something.

Cucks will tell you Bing is the better search engine for porn. They don't know how retarded they sound, Google IS the porn.

>>38496338
it's not about the act of sticking a penis in a vagina

it's about being connected to and liked by someone to the point that they would want to do something so intimate with you

>>38491209
Or you can just go to wizchan, which is already a robot only place.


>>38494681
The only thing more pathetic than this made-up story is that many gullible robots will be all too eager to believe it.
>>38494358
>At what age did you stop caring? I'm nearly 28 and still tortured by it

They didn't. If they'd really stopped caring, they wouldn't be on a board dedicated to wallowing in your butt-tears over being a virgin.

>>38496461
why are you on this board roast?you arnt welcomed here

>>38496348
He seems pretty frustrated about it, it's never really bothered me.

>>38496348
>not archiving to prevent the greedy kikes ad revenue

wew

>>38496477
How does it feel to not be able to do a single thing about it?

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>>38496519
Thats not my concern im just wondering why are you on a board filled with people you hate?

>>38495872
Theoretically you're missing out on a lot. Realistically though, people are generally shit and women are not exempt from this immutable fact. If women weren't attractive, everyone would hate them. So what you're really missing out on is sexual intercourse and the possibility of continuing your bloodline. The value of those things is decided by you.

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>>38490475
>The Secrets of a 21-Year-Old Virgin

He is like little babby:
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

>>38496547
Because I'm sick of you guys posting butt-tear-soaked threads on /tg/. Don't worry, I'm already starting to get bored with you.

>>38496965
i see your just a paranoid shitter , take your meds kid.We dont need more autists over here

>>38497039

Fine. Encourage your fellow losers to keep their "hurr durr -4 STR" threads off of /tg/ and I'll never darken your frog-door again.

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>>38496348
>https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/evdq7z/the-secrets-of-a-21-year-old-virgin

That was rather boring, but wouldn't surprise me if a 21 year-old virgin was the best the riajuu at Vice could find.

>>38491638
>first shot is her bare ass in slut leggings

yeah nah

>>38494760
Not him but I stopped caring at 23 or so. Every once in awhile I'll have thoughts of wanting a gf, but then I consider what women are *actually* like, instead of what I imagine them to be, and the thoughts go away.

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Anyone virgin here actually have decent self-confidence?

Now that I'm a bit older and have advanced myself in my career, I've found I'm actually no longer a loser. Still need to learn to date and how to woo a GF, but it's no longer such a conceptual barrier to imagining myself with a girl.

>>38490475
top kek. the article if gd

>>38492391
Not counting things as what they are is an extremely popular normalfag meme. They love that doublethink shit.

>>38492715
turn 38 next month. honestly don't even think about it anymore, sex just isn't an issue anymore.

at this point, the whole 'lose your virginity' thing is just a cultural meme I just don't buy into anymore.

>>38491077
25 year old khv here.

Probably going to head on over to Wizchan soon, too many kids here.

>>38491077
Is this bait? I can't even tell anymore because of the amount of normies on this board.

>>38495872
Norman here (Get off board, REEE etc etc)

It's worth it, but if you honestly don't care you'll never know what you're missing. You probably fap to 2d because you find it hard to connect with real people and therefore won't experience attraction. Try spending time with people and see if you start to enjoy it, if you don't just go back to the way you were before.

>>38496965
>Don't worry, I'm already starting to get bored with you.

Oh nooo please don't get bored, ohh whatever will we do

>>38497104
Better do what he says guys, he sounds reaaally mad, best spread the word

>>38496338
Why should I pay for sex? Chad doesn't have to. I didn't choose not to be born a Chad.

>>38497104
>>38496965
>>38496461

lol nigger who are you? You think acting
like a tough retard on the internet is scary

fuck off

>>38498948

You're the ones trying to act like tough guys trying to get me to leave 'your' board. I was just answering an Anon's question as to why I'm here.

Stay salty,
Norman

>>38496338
Fucking a hooker doesn't count or fix shit and you know it. First of all the confidence one would nornally get from losing their virginity isn't there because the partner wasn't really attracted to you. Second, intimacy won't be there at all, and that's essential to sex despite memeing. Third, chances are you won't learn how to be proficient at sex unless you see the same hooker multiple times instructing her specifically to teach you. Even then, even the most desperate of robots wpuld be hesitant to do foreplay with a hooker. And lastly, being a virgin is surely a deterrant to potential partners, but if they found out you lost your virginity to and have only ever had sex with prostitutes, you're royally fucked.

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>>38491077
Yep. 21 and half year-old reporting for duty.

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>>38496771
Literally me aged 58.
>mfw

>>38490475
>being a 21 year old virgin is considered shocking

27 year old kv reporting in.

>>38491077
23 year old virgin, I exist.

Home "school" "life" is a bitch, raised me to have a lot of problems and few opportunities to change. It's like I'm Barry Allen and Zoom found the perfect way to ruin my life without killing me.

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>24yo KHV
>no girls at work, solitary hobbies in writing and picture taking
>let's try those dating apps all those newfangled youngins are doin to get down
>scoping out women in local area
>oh
>let's talk to a few
>oh dear
>tfw valuing virginity more and more

I know I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel and could probly get laid this week if I really tried, but this shit makes me want to pursue a spiritual hermitage

>>38496771
>>38499759
>What's the hardest part about being a 58-year-old-virgin?
>Laying alone at night, falling asleep and then getting up in the morning and remembering you're alone. It's like waking up to the same nightmare every single day.
Too close to home.

>Comments
>It's okay to be a virgin
I know people say this to make us feel better but what they're basically saying is "I'm okay with the fact that this person I'll never associate with has never had sex." at best and assuming both the virgin and the rest of society feels the same at worst. Relationships, a sense of belonging and sex are base desires every person is supposed to have, a person who can't fulfill their base desires feels and is seen as faulty. No one with any sense says "It's okay to have to be fed through a tube so you can live" or "It's alright to have no arms or legs"

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>>38491077
>People replying it an incredibly obvious joke post parodying what the average normie bitch might say on social media in response to something like OP and saying it's bait or telling the poster to get out

>>38491077
Im 21 and still a virgin. Some women actually find it kind of attractive. Of course i have crippling anxiety so i wouldnt go out and fuck them anyways.

>>38501030
Poe's law, Anonymous.

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>>38501092
>Some women actually find it kind of attractive.

L
O
L

They don't.

>>38501092
*some men larping as women actually find it kind of attractive.

>>38501030
Finally one anon that's not completely retarded.

>>38501092
>Some women actually find it kind of attractive.
What they find attractive is an athletic build and a compatible personality. If that guy happens to be a virgin of course they will go "awwww :3".

If you look like Gabe Newell's asshole she will not find you attractive.

>>38501204
>larping
Why does no one on arcanine know what this means?

>>38501107
No, they're just retarded. No one who posts here would use "?!?!" unironically, not even normalfags.

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Also, here's an important reminder. The cut-off point is 25 years old. If you are still a virgin past the age of 25, there is no hope for you. You are officially a permavirgin.

>>38501360
There's people who lose it naturally after 25 though. I think age has little to do with it, it mostly just shows how long you've been in a state that made it unlikely to lose your virginity. It doesn't necessarily mean that state can't be improved upon over time or fixed entirely. The brain is plastic and situations can often be changed. I'm not trying to downplay the effects of being in the virginal state for so long though, it's going to be harder for an older virgin to leave their old ways and habits behind and catch up but it's happened. There's no reason to believe that it can't happen to other virgins who happen to be 25+.

I think it's kinda like XCOM, each year as a virgin is like moving your soldier a block away from the enemy and reducing hit % but unless the soldier dies the chance will almost never be 0, you can almost always do things to increase the chance that a shot will land.

>>38501092
I'm 24 and still a virgin. All the women I've slept with have considered it a plus.

>>38502095
Post likes yours make me want to die, too bad I killed myself.

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>>38501360
>The cut-off point is 25 years old.

I thought 30 was when your Mana comes in, and you become a Wizard?

>>38496965
That's why I'm here but they did it on /pol/ and /v/. So sick of seeing angry virgins crying about Chad and Stacey outside of their containment board

>>38498456
This page is literally me

>>38503526

I never even knew this place existed until I started seeing other anons react to their bullshit with "go back to /r9k/".

>>38503406
>pic
MGTOW vs incels?

>>38491077
omg people actually fell for this obvious bait

>>38504765
I replied to it because it's polite to

>>38504765
It's a theory of mine that untreated butthurt will eventually travel up the spinal column until it impacts the brain.

>>38504765
It wasn't even bait. It was obviously a joke.

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I lost my virginity at 19 to someone I met on 4chan. Now I'm more worried about ever getting laid again.

Oh my fucking god this I actually know this guy very well

He's a decent dude, be gentle

>>38505150
How do people find a date here of all places?

>>38506462
not the same guy but presumably /soc/

>>38491077
This. If you hand lost you virginity by at least 25 you should just end it

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>>38491140
>>38491231
>>38491768
>>38491862
>>38494895
>>38496519
>>38498625
>>38498660
>>38499734
>>38500043
i put text here just so I could post an image lmao

>>38491638
I am 6'11 and I am a virgin. Give TV show please. Or give me her.

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>>38490475
See this is the fucking shit I'm talking about. Normies are so obsessed in their own fucking world that they think that everyone gets laid by 18 and the fucking second they learn "oh some people don't get laid like me" they fucking act like its a phenomenon. Shit like this is why Trump is getting a second term.

>>38507769
The 58 year old virgin interview someone posted ITT was pretty good though.

>>38506462
>>38506582
By being a furfag on /trash/. Not even kidding.

>>38491896
literally how? no girl has showed interest?

>>38492693
Fuck off norman. Nobody wants you here.

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>>38492651
There is someone for you, but she's you're equivalent match. Most 5/10 robots want a perfect 10.

>>38510061
>tfw tall, relatively good looking and well off
>tfw no woman will ever fucking acknowledge i exist
I call bullshit.

>>38510292
Post pix?

No offense, but many robots have inflated egos.

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>>38510292
To be a 10/10 guy you just be...

Nice bright eyes
Nice facial asthetics/chiseled look
Good posture
Bodybuilder muscular build
No glasses, birthmarks, acne or freckles
No family illnesses or birth defects
At least 6'2"
Multi-millionaire
Own 2+ homes
Own 3+ cars and a yacht or private jet
Self employed or independently wealthy
Cock must be 8" or more, with soda-can thickness

>>38491741

No you haven't.

I assume those chances you're tallying in your head are
>that girl i barely talk to smiled at me in class. Totally could have banged her right there.

>>38510313
Not about to do that. I like not having a single picture on me on the internet and I intend to keep it that way.

But hey, even if I looked like shit, how come no woman will give me the time of day? I don't even have any physical standards at that point, I'd fuck anything that'd give me companionship.

>>38491638
bitch's is 35 lol she's gonna die alone
good fuck her

>>38492651
I see tons of 24 yo virgins, something happened in 92-93 man

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32 here.

I had the chance with one girl that knew I was an older virgin a few years ago. I regret not meeting up with her.

26 year old KV, I will be 27 in 2 months and its not looking like I'm gonna lose it anytime soon. I still haven't given up, but at 25 I knew the outcome is most likely I will die a virgin. I got a lot going against me, I'm bad socially with girls, I have no friends, I am never around girls, I live in a town of only 16,000 people. My chances just really really really suck.

>>38501262
>awwww :3
That's only something that gays do. When women "aawww :3" it's out of pity. They're just looking down on you when they give you that kind of reaction. No woman wants a man that's cute like a bumbling fool or a helpless puppy. They like cute guys, but not that kind of cute. Not the weak kind of cute.

>>38509147
So it's safe to say it wasn't hetero sex?

>>38490475
Nigga I lost my v at 14 like the rest ofthe civilized world
This ain't the 50s

>>38510538

I'm 33KHV but I'm staying this way.

Why didn't you go for it? You know that there's basically a semi-unlimted number of virgin females coming onto the market every year, right?

>>38510400
Correction, that's the requirements to be a 5/10.

>>38491638
She just wants a 6'8 basketball player. Unfortunately tall guys want short women because it makes them feel more masculine.

I lost my virginity at 17 and even then I thought I was late to the party.

>>38511267

I talked myself out of it, like I always do when I'm uncertain of something.

I don't really care if a girl is a virgin or not. If I ever do end up sleeping with someone, it's probably best that one of us has an idea of what the literal fuck we're doing, anyway.

>>38511573

Will you greentext the story of the older virgin female for us? How did you meet her? Why was she a virgin? What become of her?

>>38491638
>35
What the fuck? She looks like she's in her 40's. I'm fucking 30. What the fuck.
#tallswag
#wizard

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>>38494681
>drive up to her house knock on the door like I'm looking for jews and it's 1945

>>38511020
>furfag
>fag

Yup.

If you lost your virginity, especially under the age of 18, why are you here?