Self Help

Be Chad kdjfnd

>>38485419
1. Be born with no mental disorders
2. Be raised in a loving home with both parents
3. Be exposed to relationships and sex by age 15
4. Believe that all there is to life is pussy
5. Work towards being a manipulative person able to woo women with only his words and maybe money
6. Find girl to fuck

>>38485493
>>38485443
Lets focus on things we can change.

>take hormones
>smile at boy
>bend over

It's the easiest situation to achieve. I don't know how you fuck it up, op.

>>38485419
be raised in a household controlled by the father

>>38485419
rape

origami(..ggb

>>38485516
Okay.
Pay for a hooker.

That's it.

>>38485419

>pick out hoe on escort website
>use cell phone
>arrive at location
>open door
>exchange cash
>doggy3.webm

>>38485419
1. stop being asian
2. stop being short

it would fix my life desu

Step 1: Be Chad.
There's no step 2.

its easy, all you have to do is be born female

>>38485419
Uhm SAUCE?

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Please stop torturing us ty.

>>38485419
Source?

[I'm filling this for the robot.]

establish a conection with her nobody else shares, and never let go of it, or pay a whore, first one sounds more rewarding thou

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>>38485419
1. Become rich
2. roids and gymcelling
3. get tattos everywhere
4. show up at party with a supercar and giant gold chains in my neck
4. beat up some Chads at said party to show who's the alpha male
5. find a slut to fuck

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>1. Be born with no mental disorders
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee