How do I get better at eating pussy?

you expect a productive response from all these fucking virgins on 4chan? watch some porn

get a bigger dick so you dont have to

>>38485008
You don't. Only cucks eat pussy.

>>38485008
It's a full mouth thing. It's a full body thing even, put your hands on her thighs.

You're basically kissing the top of her vagina like you're an extension of her doing your best to make her climax.

>>38485008
why would u ever want to do that

>>38485008
Practice/watch instructional videos/get your tongue pieced.
I loved eating cunt so I got my tongue pierced and got a vibrating tongue bar and I will tell you now... WOW.
>Just concentrate on the clit.
>Lick around the general cunt area but with oral, the clit is the king... tease the opening and then suck and lick the clit like you've got a fucking gobstopper on the go.

>>38485008
You do not.

Due to sexual revolution and feminim avg vagoo is chemical weapon today.

Check mouth throat/cancer rate, in last decades, its extremely high among people in age 15-30.

Its due to HPV, every time when women has sex without a condom there is possible infection with HPV, due to vagoo nature, several guys may transmit slighty different HPV, while women is safe, viruses in her womb evolve into super HPV.

and then a beta looser get in, he want to show how alpha he is with his tongue and he end up cucked 2 times.

First by several chad who had sex with women, then by women who forced him to lick her beef.

>>38485083
>he thinks hes gonna keep a girl around if he never eats her out
lmao you fucking virgins are retarded. if you want to have a healthy sex life you have to have a complete array of skills

as for OP, you have to practice and talk to the girl you're with. theres no formula for eating pussy. different girls will like different things. so you gotta talk to the girl you're with and find out what she likes best. some like it when you like hard and fast, others will think it's too much stimulation. some like circular motions, others like flicking. some like to get fingered while you do it, others just want clit stimulation. hell even the position the girl is in will make a difference. some will want to be on their back, others might want to be in doggy position or straddling your face.

>>38485106
because I like to do it. I also like to eat ass

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>>38485008
The technique in that webm is pretty much perfect. I find that moving your tongue from side to side works best. At first you start a little lower than the clit and move a tiny bit higher once the clit has swelled. No need to do anything fancy either. Just keep moving side to side until orgasm. Ask your girl if she has any preferences and you should be good to go. Hands on the hips is never a bad idea.

don't listen to these people:
>>38485118
>>38485104

>>38485154
Sounds lame as fuck

>>38485135
>lmao you fucking virgins are retarded. if you want to have a healthy sex life you have to have a complete array of skills

worrying too much about what women want is the first step into cuckold

>>38485163
women go back to chad because he can fuck them well, which includes oral

enjoy trying to keep a woman with your shit tier dick game

>>38485008
tell her at dinner you have a masssive trust fund that vests in 1 year. she will be sure to "orgasm" later

>>38485154
I've slept with over 100 women and 1 dude so yeah... "don't listen to this guy trying to give you advice that's led him to have an incredibly successful sex life".

Before you say "oh yeah you lie"... I have no reason to lie, I don't see the fucking point in lying on an anonymous imageboard, because you gain NOTHING from it, you can't get an ego boost from lying about shit that never happened.

I come to /r9k/ only to help people reach the potential they didn't know they had.
I would literally never lie on 4chan because it's absolutely fucking pointless.

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>>38485246
I'm not saying you lie, i'm just saying your technique sucks

>>38485199
women back to chad because:
>he has aesthetic face
>he is tall
>wide frame
>at least avg dick

If you are ugglo your dick size or your mouth cuck tier skill mean nothing.

Chad fucks, licking is position of submission
Seriously why would you even debase yourself with licking her if she is not your wife for 10 years?

>>38485246
shut the fuck up you lying piece of shit

>>38485163
first step to being a cuckold is neglecting your woman

you've obviously never pleasured a woman so you don't understand how satisfying it is to make them scream your name as they orgasm

>>38485008
Seriously - showers, hot tubs, swimming pools etc will help you immensely. When everything is very clean and free of slime and The Flavor(tm), you can go nuts down there. Then when she gets too lubricated and The Flavor(tm) starts to fuck with you again, just give her a quick dip or rinse and have at it again.

>>38485270
>Chad fucks, licking is position of submission
you're a literal fucking retard

you do both. but you've never had sex so obviously you don't understand that

holding a bitch down as she cums from oral and preventing her from pulling away is dominance. you are literally forcing her to orgasm and giving her no choice in the matter

you are simply projecting your beta mentality onto the act of eating a girl out. typical beta loser trying to deny his nature and creating some ridiculous fantasy of what it means to be alpha

just shut the fuck up, you obviously know absolutely nothing

>>38485143
My nigga
You have been muted for 8 seconds because your comment was not original

>>38485008
Keep tongue wide and flat, focus on the clit. Tip of the tongue doesn't feel good to a lot of women but try it. Sucking and biting the clit is bad. Fingering her while you do it feels good. Suggest she grinds her clit on your tongue while you do your thing.

My ex from high school thought she didn't like recieving until one day i figured these tricks out. I miss the way she should grab my hair and her legs would shake. She told me she was too scared to have sex until she left me for Chad. Sorry For Blog Posting

>>38485083
75% of women don't orgasm from just penetration

>>38485365
some girls like clit sucking actually

its pretty rare though so just ask if they like it. they'll probably know, and if they don't know then try it once and then ask again

honestly the easiest way to get better is to just communicate. they'll tell you what feels best

>>38485262
Alright, tell that to the women I've satisfied over the years.

>>38485276
Have sex, ACTUALLY eat some cunt, then judge me.
I've done the same thing eating cunt for 12 years and it has NEVER failed me.
You keep doing what you do if it makes you happy... I'm just giving everyone the information I've used in the past decade that's worked perfectly for me... I honestly don't give a flying fuck if you don't believe me, the truth is I've eaten cunt more times than months you'll be alive.
I'm not doing this to brag, I'm not doing this for my ego... I just want people on /r9k/ to be happy and I want to pass on the information that's made me sexually successful in the past until I became a worthless cunt.

>>38485368
Sounds like a she problem to me.

My ex would tell me she did but who knows if she was telling the truth

>>38485418
Shhhh, what are you doing goy?

Women magazines for over 30 years are indoctrinating women that every time she can not cum its problem with her partner and not with her. Its easier to question male masculinity every time.

Just be a huge beta. After that it comes naturally.

>>38485406
You sound awfully proud for a man with god knows how many strains of herpes, hpv, and throat cancers.

>>38485406
>I've done the same thing eating cunt for 12 years and it has NEVER failed me.
it's almost like stimulating a clit with your tongue will always get them off

doesn't mean your technique is good though

>>38485008
There's a video on pornhub that'll show you. Type in Sunny Lane and Nina Hartley. It'll be the first video you see.

I did it twice, almost threw up. Shit tasted nasty

>>38485596
>>38485636

You sound awfully sour and without actually putting shit into practise you're dismissing everything I've done in the past 14 years that's worked without question.
I've never had a single STD.
You can completely disregard my information and pass it off as fiction... it literally doesn't mean shit to me, I'm passing on information that has worked for me with various sexual encounters.
I honestly just want to help, but if you're gonna disregard everything I say... carry on what you're doing now and see how far it gets you.

I fucking love you guys, honestly, I do.
I'm only passing on information that's worked so well for me in the past... take it or leave it, believe it or don't.
Ignore it, take in the information... it doesn't make anything I've said less true.

I just want everyone on /r9k/ to be happier, I just want you all to do the things you didn't know you could do... if I give tips to you I mean it genuinely because I've been here since the very fucking first day /r9k/ was established.

>>38485812
Dude just shut the fuck up. You must live an incredible boring and sad life if you think lying on r9k of all places is a suitable way to spend your time on Earth. There is absolutely no way that you can have sex with that many people and not catch something. We may be virgins but we're not that stupid. Now fuck off my board wannabe Chadscum.

>>38485270
must be sad to be as dense as you, son.

>>38485812
You're taking this LARPing shit too seriously. Fuck off

>>38485246
>"Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?"
Arthursbunnyniggerfriend.jpg

>>38485812
>fucked 100 girls and men
>not a single STD

At least try to be realistic. This is impossible. You may be asymptomatic, but I would bet everything I own on you having at least 1 STD if you've actually fucked this many people. Especially since you claim to engage in extremely risky sexual practices like oral sex.

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>>38485008
this is fucking disgusting man, why the fuck would you want to put your tongue in that "thing" ???

>>38485504
>>38485418

Imagine you have sex with your girlfriend. You are in the middle of fucking her in doggy style, when she suddenly cums and then tells you to get off, because she's done. You tell her that you didn't cum yet, and she responds "that's not my problem".

>>38486324
>You are in the middle of fucking her in doggy style, when she suddenly cums and then tells you to get off, because she's done.
I know that feel because I take way too long to bust

>>38486324
Doesn't sound like much of a girlfriend. The whole point of sex is so I cum. You are not very good at making up these imaginary scenarios. If a bitch tried to pull this I'd just keep going and say I hadn't cum yet. She can say it's not my problem all she wants. It is her problem because I won't stop until I finish.

>>38486366
>The whole point of sex is so I cum.
Any woman would be so lucky to have you as a boyfriend

>>38486324
Sex ends when the man is finished. Women have multiple orgasms for her pleasure only and quite frankly I could care less if she gets off.

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>>38485008
>>38485008
The only thing chicks care about is the clit. Lick the clit and once she's wet stick a finger or two in. Stay on the clit and it will eventually get hard and she'll cum.

Then and only then do you pork her

>>38486394
I don't know about lucky, It's more a matter of location. I frequent the same locations instead of randomly appearing in different locations all over the world. Luck has nothing to do with it.

>>38486324
I would say
>fine
THen I would stand next to bed, fap till I cum into tissue and tell her to leave/leave if its her home and never call again.

You are missing the point of previous post.

Women were indoctrinated that there is no problem with her organ.

As result women thinks that its totally okay to question penis size, its aesthetic, time it takes to cum and question partner masculinity

but they are totally unaware that her vagoo may be stretech like a bag, it may have ugly curtains or not lubricating enough.

>>38486394
Dam straight she would be.
Mans job: provide more moneythen the women, meaning a career they can never leave even if they hate it because they don't have time to start over or follow dreams.
Be good looking,
have and maintain a social status,
defend the home.
Take the women out regularly for hours at a time spending lots of $$$ so she feels special, buy her gifts to show off to friends,
Women's job : give the guy 15 minutes to cum 2 times a week,

>>38485246
>slept with over 100 women and 1 dude
faggot

>>38485008
You can come practice on me, desu. I'll tell you what feels good.

>>38485680
this

I've watched this video and it was very helpful

you need to massage her g spot with your finger while you lick her clit basically

>>38486677
Are you a female girl?

this is original

>>38486785
Where are you from? No one ever lives near me

>>38486830
Northern California. You're probably too far away. Fucking internet.

>>38485008
Giant kissing a vagina? That's a big nose.

>>38486866
>Northern California
Yeah, I'm in Tennessee. You motherfuckers are always in Cali or NY.

Okay thanks for the advice but how do I practice without a gf?

>>38486866
I'm in Southern California, if I book a hotel, you want to come for a long weekend of pratice? Aussming you are 18+

>>38486931
What is your contact info?
>>38486897
Sorry man.

>>38487028
Kek:: sethclockmaker

>>38485135
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DUDE. Stop being a beta boi and fuck the pussy. No girl want to be eaten out when they fantasize being dominated

>>38487182
>sethclockmaker
Cool. Thanks.

I'm just your typer hypersexual California girl (male)

>>38487210
Spoken like a man who will never be capable of pleasing a woman.

>>38485069
>watch some porn
Worst advice. You occasionally get good pussy licking in genuine lesbian porn (not gay for pay), but usually porn does it wrong because if you do it right you can't see as much on camera.

>>38487210
Every girl wants to be eaten out. It's the appetizer before the main course. You're like some cheap assed nigger who takes a girl to McDonalds for a big mac on a first date rather than a nice restaurant and giving her a 3 course meal.

You're a fucking beta loser and every woman knows it.

>>38487310
Who cares if she is pleasured? Get your rocks off and get your socks on so you can leave.

>>38487210
you sound like a virgin trying to flame me because you're jealous that i actually have access to pussy

>>38487352
You are wrong, and I want you to know that. Every woman I habe been with has preferred my dick over my tongue. Thats just a fact.

>>38487359
Sure if you are only interested in fucking a woman once, go for it and skip the oral. She won't be back for more and first time sex is also the worst and most awkward.

>>38487359
You then lose access to all pussy connected to the girl you fuck and limit your options. Grats on getting a reputation for being awful in bed you fucking beta.

You'll be forgotten in a day. I'll be the best sex of their life.

>>38487352
Maybe In the age 15-23 bracket but by the time they are fully into their sexuality they want to be taken hard by a strong man. Also why they are more likely to be bi-curious at a younger age, when it's still all sweet and cute

I've eaten pussy before but it was with a girl who only had 1 partner before me and I know she didn't lie beacause she had a child-like mentality and Itrusted her and it was in a long relationship

I wouldn't eat a pussy of some random whore though

>>38487384
No one said they prefer being eaten out you dumb fuck. Dick is the main course, of course it's the fucking favorite event.

You're so fucking bad in bed that you don't understand that it's about offering the complete package. You seem to think that eating her out and fucking her are mutually exclusive. Everything about you just screams "I'm awful in bed and get cheated on".

>>38487384
I hate to break it to you, but you might be bad at giving oral.

>>38487366
>calls me a virgin
I pull on her hair while her moans barely escape through my fingers.

>>38487394
Just the opposite. The older they get the more they want a full course meal because they've had enough awful experiences with losers like you who can't even get them off.

>>38487387
That's the point my nigga. On to the next pair of lips you know what I mean?
>>38487388
You only want to fuck one girl? Y'all niggas weird.

>>38487394
hahaha it's the exact opposite. Young girls are scared to have someone look at them down there so they turn down oral. Older women aren't ashamed of their bodies so they are usually more receptive to oral sex.

>>38487416
I've fucked her so well that she can't even masturbate anymore because it's unsatisfying. She worships my dick and constantly tells me that I'm the best dick she's ever had, best head she's ever had, and better at fingering her than even she is. You have to pull on her hair and choke her because she doesn't feel dominated just by having you fuck her. My girl knows that I can force her into submission with a single thrust.

I'm the best sex of her life. Whereas all you are is a domination fantasy that will get old when she realizes you're a beta faggot who is beneath her.

>>38487454
>You only want to fuck one girl? Y'all niggas weird.
Every girl I have ever fucked will remember me as the best sex of their life. You've been forgotten by everyone you've ever fucked.

You were a mistake, I was the one that got away.

>>38487412
An orgasm is an orgasm, I can get her there in more clever ways than you. sounds like you have never given a girl a single exciting time in bed.
Girls expect to be eaten out. And a finger can do the same shit if you use her pussy juice. Then you can make out or kiss her neck at the same time.

>>38487469
>fucking a nonvirgin
>outing yourself as sloppy seconds
Pottery

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>>38485008
You shouldn't eat pussy, it's probably considered cannibalism for you.

>>38485915
>>38485939
>>38485985
Again, think what you want, believe what you want... the truth is the truth regardless of what you think or WANT to believe, the facts are still facts.
Once again I'll say, what the FUCK do I gain from lying when it's a completely anonymous imageboard?
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and I've never told a single lie because lying does nothing, it literally does fuck all... if you choose not to believe then fine, it does absolutely nothing to detract from the truth.

>>38487352
>You're like some cheap assed nigger who takes a girl to McDonalds for a big mac on a first date
I..I actually did that once, except it was Wendy's not McDonald's

>>38487768
Well that's a horse of a different color! Wendy's is the best.

>>38487851
they have the best nuggets but everything else is shit at the one in my town

>>38487522
Kek Why did this make me laugh

>>38487407
Lel. you don't think she is a slut even though she's been stuffed full of dick that isn't yours? Might as well just suck cock at this point since you love it so much.

>>38489272
>that girl even sucks at eating pussy
That's a man and she was clearly brought to orgasm

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>>38485008

>EAT ME OUT ANON!

>bbbBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTHTHTHTHTHthththhhhhhhhhh

>OOPS, SO SORRY ANON! TEEHEE!

How do you react?

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>>38485246
>100 women

You literally have aids

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>>38487490
>This dude actually believes this

Pottery