Why do I Even Bother?

>>38483762
Bump because I want answers.

Oregano allspice Cinnamon

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If you want you can post your greentexts here and I can give you free (You)s

>>38484120
This is how I was cured of my scat fetish, R9K;

>Be me
>Have scat fetish
>Went to use a Subway (the sandwich shop) restroom
>I am immediately embraced by the pungent aroma of feces
>Get half chub thinking about all the bombs dropped in the stall
>Walk into stall to find a half eaten meatball marinara sub on the toilet seat
>Next to a turd the size of a Louisville slugger suspended in the water
>Fully errect
>Unzip pants
>Reach into murky water and pull out the magnificent piece of shit
>It's cold
>Immediately reel back in disgust at my actions
>Hands covered in dripping shit
>Stomach churns as common sense for the first time enters my brain
>Flush the slugger and sandwich, cannot bear to see either as nostrils burn
They don't go down
>Hold flusher down with foot
>It gurgles and spews
>ohshit.jpg
>Liquid crap explodes from the bowels of the plumbing
>Floods floor
>I panic
>Hastily zip pant fly, catching my exposed willy
>Reel back in pain
>Slip on wet tile
>Fall into toilet
>Covered in cold shit
>I lose it
>I scream until the staff bursts down the door and I am carried away by paramedics
>I became constipated in the weeks to come, as I couldn't muster the strength to look at my own shit anymore
>I avoid bathrooms in general
>I'm on medicated laxatives
>I haven't talked about this to anyone yet.

This one was from earlier today.

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>>38484187
AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH

7/10

>>38484300

Critique? Greatly appreciated.

>>38484187
Was this story from /r9k/ anon? All I see on /r9k/ are reapeats.

>>38484370

Yes, I posted it here a few hours ago and it died, You can check the archive.

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>>38484331
It's pretty good. I would add a picture as well

>>38484187
Its because your greentexts are clearly fake.

Try to be a bit more believable and you'll get more (you)s

>>38484187
Fucking hell, how did you not get (you)s for this gem?

made me kek,lol,rofl,lmao

>>38484550

Yeah, I've been thinking that I need to find more relevant pictures to my stories, my current image stock is pathetic.