Who here /onlypretending/? I make $90k and have a nice gf.

I'M NOT PRETENDING
I AM STILL A VIRGIN

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>>38481828
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKER HOW COULD YOU

I have a 90 lb gf and a nice salary

I can eat 90 pounds of celery in one sitting

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I made $90k during the time it took to make this post while my girlfriend is busy sucking my dick

considering that you have to possess a certain amount of technical acumen and net access in order to post here
i'd say that upwards of 95% of the posters here are completely full of shit
and live comfy, worry-free lives with perhaps the only annoyance being "no gf"
not even realizing that the bigger annoyance is "a gf"
thus we can be sure that the entire thrust of this board is entirely controlled by blatant falseposting and fantastical deceitposting

>>38481854
>tfw no 90lb gf
>First 2 gfs were like 90 and 110 lbs 5'1" and 5'4"
>Last gf was 5'6" 135lbs
>Last girl I fucked was 5'8" 175lbs
>Girl before that was 5'6" 140ish maybe

Why live? Where do I find a smol gf?

>>38482054
>bill gates posts on r9k

>>38482153
try a meeting for girls with anorexia

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>>38481828
I have a net worth of $400, am staying at a friend until the end of August at which time I won't have anywhere to stay, BUT I have a very nice gf who loves me and supports me

>>38481854
I have 90 gfs and a nice dollar.

>>38482186
Shut the fuck up this is serious